Why can't cyclists come up with drug test excuses this good?
Milan's Marco Borriello is a soccer player with a supermodel girlfriend. He failed a drug test, but says that he "ingested" the offending substance while...er...uhh...hmmmm...

Better read the story yourself.
Why can't cyclists come up with drug test failure excuses this good?
I can't wait for Dick Pound's/McQuaid's comments on this one...
Let the bad sexual punning begin...
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I'm sure she was
by Mr Van P on Jan 19, 2007 10:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I can see him on the stand now...
but I have been told that I'm a cunning linguist.
by Koppenberg on Jan 20, 2007 2:05 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
He wins either way
If he isn't, his reputation is still legendary.
This was a very shrewd move on is part no matter what happens next. The Tifosi will love him all the more.
by Drew on Jan 20, 2007 8:04 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
If this blog
by Chris... on Jan 20, 2007 4:11 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I do what it takes...
by TCWriter on Jan 20, 2007 9:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah!
by Drew on Jan 21, 2007 8:29 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

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