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Why can't cyclists come up with drug test excuses this good?

Milan's Marco Borriello is a soccer player with a supermodel girlfriend. He failed a drug test, but says that he "ingested" the offending substance while...er...uhh...hmmmm...

Better read the story yourself.

Why can't cyclists come up with drug test failure excuses this good?

I can't wait for Dick Pound's/McQuaid's comments on this one...

Let the bad sexual punning begin...

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I'm sure she was
thrilled with his public explanation...

by Mr Van P on Jan 19, 2007 10:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I can see him on the stand now...
Your honor, I am no great orator,

but I have been told that I'm a cunning linguist.

by Koppenberg on Jan 20, 2007 2:05 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

He wins either way
If he's suspended, his reputation approaches Cippo as a ladies man and he becomes an instant legend.
If he isn't, his reputation is still legendary.

This was a very shrewd move on is part no matter what happens next. The Tifosi will love him all the more.

by Drew on Jan 20, 2007 8:04 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

If this blog
winds up on some parental advisory list, you guys are dead meat.

by Chris... on Jan 20, 2007 4:11 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I do what it takes...
To legitimately post a picture of a supermodel on Podium Cafe, and this is my thanks...

by TCWriter on Jan 20, 2007 9:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!
Chris - stop reading the blog and get back to writing for Bill O'Reilly.

by Drew on Jan 21, 2007 8:29 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

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