F--k Rock Racing
Rock Racing? One of the coolest parts of bike racing for me has always been the bizarre anonymity of the teams -- You know them by their sponsor's names and not by some dumb-ass nickname. It made a joke of the American habit of city's adopting teams (not that I'm not guilty of this, too), when really the things are money-making franchises owned by individuals. When I was rooting for T-Mobile, I was rooting for the working athletes on the team, not the communications company.
I feel the way about Rock Racing the way that fans of acoustic Dylan feel about electric Dylan, the way that punk rockers felt about disco, the way fans of early alternative music feel now that alternative and mainstream are the same thing -- I feel like something I thought was raw and real has been co-opted by some marketing bastard to sell crap.
Rock Racing is stupid people cool. Like buying Pepsi because the commercial told you to. A certain amount of this is unavoidable -- like the taste in tattoos you had in high school and the taste in literature you had in middle school and like it's unavoidable that certain people are going to accept money to be professional skateboarders -- but grown-ups with even the vaguest familiarity with the smell of their own shit should know better.
Exhale. I feel better now. Yes I do.
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Moron chic?
by Chris... on Dec 22, 2007 10:06 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
The Magic Christian Effect
The point is, maybe this is a Magic Christian gambit, meant to unnerve people in the sport more than, say, winning bike races. If it is, well, I know I should say something responsible about not messing with the sport, but frankly there are too many people who deserve to be messed with.
by Chris... on Dec 22, 2007 10:20 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
you ever seen the movie?
by R Mc on Dec 22, 2007 7:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Brilliant!
by Chris... on Dec 22, 2007 9:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You're only a moron...
As far a a team goes, just because the owner has a big mouth, why hate on the team and the riders.
If he rails against the UCI and WADA, so be it. After the Ivan Mayo imbroglio, it really shows that they will go to great lengths to ensure their positives remain positive.
If Rock Racing intent is to go to the Tour someday, that means biological passports will have to be issued to his riders.
What more can one do?
by DemonCats on Dec 22, 2007 10:56 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Important distinction
by Chris... on Dec 22, 2007 11:16 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Riders will be paid in jeans
Hamilton, yeah, he did his time, he should be able to ride. If he had come clean like Millar, he'd be respected, and all the dopage would be far behind him.
Instead the dope smell clings to him like the new Cipo Stank cologne from Rock and Republic.
by KevinK on Dec 22, 2007 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
how...
by DemonCats on Dec 22, 2007 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
profile
by Chris... on Dec 23, 2007 10:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
where...
by DemonCats on Dec 23, 2007 1:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
testing
by DemonCats on Dec 23, 2007 9:34 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
testing
by DemonCats on Dec 23, 2007 9:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Put the following into
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Replace the above "[" with "<" and the "]" with ">"
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by Clydesdale on Dec 26, 2007 5:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I like Millar, but...
But remember he didn't confess until the French cops found ampules in his house.
Up until then, what was it he termed his accusers? Nutters?
by DemonCats on Dec 22, 2007 4:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I like Millar
by australopithecine on Dec 23, 2007 9:57 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I have to agree with the title of the thread
My only "exposure" to RR was at the Hanes Park Crit in WS this summer and the vibe I got from them was decidedly creepy. Possibly just because their kit is really ugly.
When I heard they were picking up Tyler, well the smell got stronger. This thread came along and I decided to go check out their web site to see what they had to say for themselves. http://www.rockracing.com/api/Index.cfm/cms.page/i/396/site/cycling/t/Cycling-Race-Team/
I am not impressed by what I found. To wit: "Michael Ball, CEO and Head Designer of Rock & Republic, channels his energy and passion for racing, fashion and living on the edge by creating new ideas." Ok, we're suppose to now equate over prices jeans with the passion of bike racing. Jeans!!!? Give me a break. Smells like cheap marketing and it gets better.
"The sponsorship integrates the Rock & Republic aesthetic into cycling; creating stylized uniforms for various races and bringing high-end fashion with an adventurous flair to the cycling tour." Huh? If I get this right, THEY are helping us out by bringing these gaudy kits around. I would point out the "high-end fashion" is not a real thing... not like "high-end bikes" or "high-end technology". It's just "fashion" with a stupid adverb in front of it. Fashion is a process, a way, not a "thing" in itself. It's just BS.
From there they go onto spew about their Caddy Escalades, blah, blah, blah... Sounds to me like they are trying to attracts gang-bangers of all stripes.
In the end, I'm reminded of Bill Moyers recent rip on the similarities between the MLB scandals and the recent economic malfeasances of our Country/Culture. http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/12/22/bill-moyers-journal-america-on-steroids/
It's simply another attempt to elevate style over substance... Sound familiar?
America is all about speed. Hot, nasty, badass speed. -Eleanor Roosevelt
by ELVISGOAT on Dec 23, 2007 8:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Effective promotion?
It's supreme lame-O, but they'll probably sell some jeans.
by KevinK on Dec 23, 2007 9:39 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I do wonder if Frankie will still be the DS come
And who wants to bet that they'll have half-clad um models at races in team kits to get their photo plastered everywhere?
by lyne on Dec 23, 2007 9:56 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
At Clarendon Cup...
Although the nice team-lady gave me two bottles when I asked for one!
I like skulls and skeletons. I like their kits, but then I also like Astana's blue kit and Slipstream's white and Argyle.
by DemonCats on Dec 23, 2007 10:44 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

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