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Tour Presentation Special!

So rumor has it that there will be a bike race in France next summer. A few mountains will be involved. Everyone will get to wear funny hats on three separate occasions. Someone will win.

But that's a very long time from now. Of far more immediate importance is the Fashion Classification. This all-important classification should not be confused in any way with the Hottitude Classification, which is a different thing altogether. Today, the elite members of the Tour peloton completed the first stage in the fashion race: the always selective Presentation of the Route, in which everyone dresses up in his finest, sits in Velvet seats, and tries to look fascinated by the proceedings.

A preliminary investigation of the Fashion Classification standings on the flip.

Star-divide

• Black is the new black. Or, so believes Tour director Christian Prudhomme. It is the prudent choice, after all.

• After today's events, there is now a hair gel shortage in Spain.

• No Cadel, Halloween is next week. But the pinstripes, this we can embrace.

• The checked shirt, so subtle. The ties? Not at all subtle.

Cuff links are nice. But the open shirt collar? Casual Friday is on Friday, Mark, not Wednesday.

Got more? Do please contribute to this vital investigation.

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The worst part about Ricco being banned

is the lack of his style contribution.

by brunopitton on Oct 22, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

This is a disappointment. But we will try desperately to overcome it.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait for the Giro presentation

None of this refined fashion nonsense.

"If writing too much about the Classics is wrong, I don't want to be right."

by Chris... on Oct 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And there’s a Gamrin thing in November too. Lots of argyle. Alan Partridge flashbacks all round.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

This is simply the appetizer for the main fashion event of the season.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooo Gav! Marvellous.

I was wondering whether somebody had this thread in the pipeline. In fact I was considering doing it this afternoon ay work as our server had crashed and we had no work to do. But then the internet stopped working too. So traumatic. Instead, I spent the last hour of the day drawing a picture of a Pinarello.

But to the matter in hand…Cadel=scary expression there, Bert’s shirt=nice choice

Was Valv there at all? Anyone know the answer to this vital question? Benna? Pippo? There must be more pics out there. The search continues……

by Albertina on Oct 22, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So far

A rather shocking lack of variety in the photos. We need more. Surely, someone can aid us in our hour of need…

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am on a mission. But I really should go to bed soon.

Bettiniphoto has nothing interesting. Tim de Waele wasn’t even there by the looks of it.

by Albertina on Oct 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not there?!

Shocking. Don’t they understand that we have needs? Sheesh.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know! He seems to be doing nothing but cyclocross at the mo by the looks of his site.

A lack of priorities there. Though if he photographs Niels Albert running around in the mud that may placate me slightly ;-)

by Albertina on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lars Boom

A few shots of Boom in the mud would likely go far toward making up for this total failure to pay attention to the important things.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I’m agnostic – or eh, what’s the word for all are good? How ’bout: All are good with me.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes

we will have to pay very very close attention

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Virgil?

Jens for Pope

by Naffster on Oct 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um

wha?

"If writing too much about the Classics is wrong, I don't want to be right."

by Chris... on Oct 23, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooo, Thunderbirds!

I used to love that thing. FAB Virgil!

by Albertina on Oct 23, 2008 6:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The eyebrows...

definately share a gene pool

Jens for Pope

by Naffster on Oct 23, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, geez, evans look like a gangster there

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Oct 23, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See everytime i see Alberto

I like him that little bit more… hehehe

Haven’t seen any andy photos yet..

by CycleGirl on Oct 22, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This one is a little bit closer – apparently he went for the safari look

by Katiek on Oct 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And stuck his finger in a light socket

Andy Shleck: Leader, Bedhead Classification.

The beige, eh, not really doing it for me.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

where's Linus?

Cav looks classy in cufflinks. Cadel’s pinstripes are classy, too, but gold (pale orange?) is not a good colour on anyone – perhaps this realization is the reason for his grimace. Was the Halloween reference about his shirt or his look?

by nicknorco on Oct 22, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

mmm, i'd like to see

him enter the fashion classification, for sure.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ja

very much so. cutey.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scrubs up very nicely

and cuts a fine figure in a suit…

by nicknorco on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this post

is pointless without pictures :-O~……..

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh, both, i'm thinking

The expression isn’t exactly stylish either.

I did like the pinstripes. The shirt, not so much. Cav should have gone the pinstripe route – pinstripes and cufflinks. Ooh là là!

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

that would have been a good combo for Cav and Cadel…

by nicknorco on Oct 22, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mm, yes

But only if Cadel changes his shirt. Not in front of me, though, mmkay?

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed on both counts

my fan status notwithstanding…

by nicknorco on Oct 22, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ahhh

I thought you were talking about the Halloween Cadel mask… didn’t even notice the shirt! oooooohhhhh. scary!

by cg. on Oct 22, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was going for the shirt

but the mask fits too. gaaah.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cadels pic isn't working for me

But he is an aussie so i’m sticking up for him

by CycleGirl on Oct 22, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Check cyclingnews, they probably have a shot of him too. The shirt is sorta orange-ish, yellowish. Not the ideal choice.

Very stylish suit, though.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So Spain is where all the petroleum product is going… Cav, stand closer to the razor son, Miami Vice was so 1983….

by Fred Marx on Oct 22, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

bhaahahaha!

So that’s what he was going for there. He does need some style consultin’ for sure.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm still available

and my assistants are ready to go too

by lyne on Oct 22, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never mind Cav..

Who’s the bloke next to him, and what the hell is that pink shiny thing he’s wearing?

by blackthugcat on Oct 23, 2008 6:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i posted some image links over on the preview thread. not going to go through them tonight, maybe tomorrow.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 22, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CAVENDISH IS HOT AS F***!

apologies for the vulgarity, but come on, it should be a crime to wear white that well!

By the way I’d love to see a closeup of those cufflinks! I’d swear from afar that that’s the Cinelli logo… Anyone else ever hear that story about Cinelli (Cino himself!) showing up at races in his best white shirt…then proceeding to volunteer as a mechanic for “his” teams…and at the end of the day having as spotless a shirt as at the beginning of the race? Maybe a nod from Cav to the master!

(OK I know they’re probably not Cinelli cufflinks but hey I can dream can’t I?)

by plinytheelder on Oct 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cinelli

That’s a cool story. You see, I read the hottitude threads for the articles.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't we all?

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 23, 2008 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But it’s not a white shirt. It’s white collar and cuffs and some other colour for the rest. The tielessness I can take (ties are just silly) but colar and cuffs have to match the main shirt colour for me. And I personally like the cufflinks and no tie look.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

really?

i so dig colored shirt, white cuffs/collar. he scored highly with me on that part. and the cufflinks.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know me albertina

Mind is always thinking bad things… Sorry :-))

by CycleGirl on Oct 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow I either have bad eyes or an old computer (or both)

because it looks white to me! What colour is it then so I can reset my settings, or something? ;) From where I’m sitting it looks like the cuffs and collar are whiter just because the material’s doubled up there…and the rest of the shirt, while white, is darkened by his skin. (By his luscious, beautiful skin.) Am I wrong?

Irregardless (god I love writing that…and apparently it’s not a mistake since no red underline!) I can also stand the white collar/cuffs with coloured shirt, as long as everything matches. Also agree on the cufflinks with no tie, though I like ties too.

by plinytheelder on Oct 22, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shirt

It’s either light green or light blue. It’s hard to tell, the camera flash washed out the color pretty badly. But I don’t think it’s solid white.

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I’m being really slow here … but that must have been the row for stage winners and previous winners

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL thats funny Gavia

Just shows where my mind was, i didn’t have a clue what you were talking about

by CycleGirl on Oct 22, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Media scrumming and Cav looking amused

here

That Cav is so adorable. He seems to have the hair under control finally. Although the messy longish style was cute too.

by ZoeRochelle on Oct 22, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cav

appears to have borrowed some gel from the Spanish contingent.

by Katiek on Oct 23, 2008 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked a lot duller when getting his piece of crystal in the IoM earlier in the week. Even shaved, by the looks of it.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this must be from some other ceremony on the island recently.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Columbia’s new signings look like they could have talent.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And a bonus point for the collar and cuffs matching the rest of the shirt :)

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh

What does he think this is, casual friday?

"If writing too much about the Classics is wrong, I don't want to be right."

by Chris... on Oct 23, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

bleh

Boring. Can’t say I dig the color of that suit.

Underachiever.

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that’s one of the suits Aldi (or was it Lidl?) was flogging for €19.99.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey don't scoff!

One of my favourite jumpers comes from Aldi. And their fudge is divine beyond words.

by Albertina on Oct 23, 2008 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not knocking some of their bargains. But €19.99 for a suit?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I was wrong. It’s actually €27.99. Which is a whopping $35.92. Or £22.92 for Albertina.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't Millar the guy

who got the team hooked up with Paul Smith designer suits for the team presentation last year?

by Katiek on Oct 23, 2008 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What, this Paul Smith?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sharper pic.

Who’s the shorty with the dickie bow?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure I'd say Mike is "short"

but that would be the lovely little man that goes by “Meatball”, and otherwise known as Mike Friedman.
Track man with some serious power in the legs. Should be fun following with P-R races in years to come. He and Maggy I think become one during training. He’s one who follows the beat of his own drum so I wouldn’t expect anything short of awesome bow ties and/or kick ass suspenders.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 23, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What?

This thread hasn’t overtaken the discussion of the actual course? Slackerz.

by gavia on Oct 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It takes time to close a nine hour brucegap gav.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 22, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

brucegap officially closed*

*at time of comment

i am master of my fate, i am captain of my soul

by randie on Oct 23, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Black is the new black. Or, so believes Tour director Christian Prudhomme

Bruyneel of course disagrees. He believes brown is the new black. Won’t these two ever get along?

by Hons on Oct 22, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ding, ding, ding, ding - we have a winner!

I believe Bruyneel gets the Ricco Memorial Fashion Award for the event. And he’s so literate, he can say “yikes, what an outfit!!” in 6 languages (Dutch, English, Spanish, French, Italian, German)

by Katiek on Oct 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Galloping is thinking "must not look at the suit"

well actually “ne pas regarder l’habit brun”

by lyne on Oct 22, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

clearly not

Gah… That is a truly horrid suit. All brown from top to toe, and the stripes. Gaaaaah, my eyes.

Bruny, how could you do this to us?

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

totally

Not into it.

Cadel’s pinstripe thingy is brown, but there’s the contrasting shirt. Bruny? Ack.

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

By the way

how can you not like the ties? That burst of colour, it’s so Iberian. (I agree on the gel though, get serious guys!)

by plinytheelder on Oct 22, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Read yer Freud.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 22, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ach so?

gerade gebe ich einen Kurs über Freud…

by plinytheelder on Oct 23, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

While Prudhomme goes for the Johnny Cash look, his newly nepotised boss, Jean-Etienne Amaury sticks with the safe and conservative dark suit, white shirt and dull tie but is beaten in the fashion stakes by Prince Albert’s burgundy tie..

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 7:43 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

some funky stitching

on the lapel there for the prince. hmm, wonder what that suit looked like in real life.

burgundy, perhaps a tad under-stated for the occasion, but not bad.

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny how all three of em are … how shall we put this … follicly challenged.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Andy Schleck really needs to try harder.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 7:47 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seating mistake?

Or has he realised that he made a tactical sartorial error sitting in the same row as a bunch of Iberians? If he was sitting next to David Millar he’d probably look fine….or maybe not. The hard truth is that anyone other than the Spaniards has to work hard at it – they just do it naturally.

by blackthugcat on Oct 23, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems that Oscar did not read the memo regarding garish ties for the Spanish representation….

by Fred Marx on Oct 23, 2008 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think going naked would be frowned upon.

So you might need a plan b.

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Oct 23, 2008 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like in the Emperor's New Clothes

some spoiled brat had to ruin it :p

by OctaBech on Oct 23, 2008 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

by far the best thing is his smile

sigh

i am master of my fate, i am captain of my soul

by randie on Oct 23, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is that thing sticking out of his shirt?

The Claw? His physiche is mortyburnsian.

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Oct 24, 2008 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just googled mortyburnsian, meaning?? LOL did you mean Monty Burnsian??

But hey, It’s andy, he is young, still growing , if you see him in real life, he looks damn fine to me.. Hands and all..

by CycleGirl on Oct 24, 2008 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Monty. Doh!

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Oct 24, 2008 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thats funny

and here i am googling it…..hehehehe

by CycleGirl on Oct 24, 2008 4:46 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell if something is sticking out of the shirt pocket

or it’s a label because some designer wants to claim credit for that shirt for some bizarre reason.

by Katiek on Oct 24, 2008 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

label

Agree, rather odd to claim credit for that thing. Andy, kid, you gotta do better next year, mmkay?

by gavia on Oct 24, 2008 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should really fly some of you in for wardrobe help. :-)

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 24, 2008 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bagged and ready to go

I will discuss it with him at the TdF in July….LOL

by CycleGirl on Oct 24, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice job. Way to plan ahead. A+ for you.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 24, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Planning ahead is essential.

I have already booked leave from work for next july and have already drawn up an itinerary, complete with travels options and transfer times. I think my boss thought me a little obsessive…

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Always good to be prepared

I’m just waiting for companies to release info, then i’m booking the lot…

I’m going to do the ride in car again, that was the best, and waiting to see the hotel situation from the compnies..

But either way i will talk and catch up with Saxo Bank guys, thats a given..

by CycleGirl on Oct 24, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL I'm trying..

We need the Liquigas team again, bring on Benna

by CycleGirl on Oct 24, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be the ideal yes.

Second choice would be….now let me see…Caisse ;-)

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Caisse is good, we done CSC

Even though catching up with my boys would be awesome.. This is going to happen anyway…Bring on VIP access..

I think Liquigas for Benna, or Caisse for Valverde will be awesome.

I would also like to be staying with =Astana or Team Colombia..

I’ll try my hardest… Never give up, and be the first to ask…thats my motto

by CycleGirl on Oct 24, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pictures are good. :-)

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 23, 2008 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's clearly going for the 'look at me, I'm a family man' approach.

But he does look very good. And his children are incredibly sweet!

by Albertina on Oct 23, 2008 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

I think I need to brush my teeth. So much preciousness right there.

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Family Man approach - I'm sick of it

I’m sick of all the Cyclists having wives or girlfriends.. I think it needs to stop at least while there racing. I much prefer them to be single and have the knowledge(or dream) that maybe we can be there girlfriend, wife, or FB (sorry for being crude).. Bring on the Single Pro Cyclists I say..

by CycleGirl on Oct 23, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

mmm....

I suspect being married or attached is no barrier for many…

yes, I am a cynic but we’re talking major alfa male egos here.

Jens for Pope

by Naffster on Oct 23, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's going with the wife and kids approach

because that dog thing didn’t work out so well for him.

by Katiek on Oct 23, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The dog, which is apparently called Tadello, not Birillo at all.

I wonder why the poor hound never gets included in the family pics?!

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2008 5:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

It was Tarello, I believe. The Basso family apparently has several dogs, and other assorted pets. I forget the total tally but it was considerably more than just ol’ Birillo.

by gavia on Oct 24, 2008 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do we know if Birillo still exists? If I were Ivan I'd be tempted to change his name in shame I think, the poor pooch.

I remember reading something in which Basso’s lawyer was quoted as saying quite categorically something along the lines of ‘the Bassos do not have a dog called Birillo. I heard his daughter calling it Tarello with my own ears. So there.’ That claim doesn’t really stand up if they have a whole kennel of the things…..

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2008 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Perhaps we need to pay a visit and find out…

At the time all this crap went down, some journo or another who had visited the Basso homestead confirmed the existence of Birillo. Perhaps like Millar’s EPO wrappers, Basso has kept Birillo around.

by gavia on Oct 24, 2008 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind doing that. I like cute doggies and I also like Iva....I mean, I also like finding out essential information for the good of the Cafe.

Why would you name your blood after your dog anyway? Isn’t it rather a giveaway when someone overhears you shouting his name in the local park? It’s always struck me as a little dumb.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2008 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice an all as the pix are, but somehow I was expecting something a lot more … funky … from that site. But that’s just a plain old bog standard build-it-yourself-after-reading-HTML-for-Dummies site.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 23, 2008 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

my fav...

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Oct 23, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mystery solved!

Why was David Millar without a tie at the TdF presentation? Because Carlos stole his.

by majope on Oct 23, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's pretty good.

I wonder at which point he stole it? At the Tour this year when they weren’t looking?

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 23, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

excellent sleuthing :-)

Now, Carlos, it’s not nice to steal. You really should get your own, you know.

by gavia on Oct 23, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pez's pix

Some new pix up on Pez. What do you reckon of Philipe Brunel, eh? It’s the way he might look at you.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 24, 2008 7:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was going to comment on that. It’s a bit … odd, isn’t it? Maybe his hair had a bad reaction to his boss’s brown suit and curled up and died.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 24, 2008 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll bet he’ll be the one of the villains in LA’s new film.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 24, 2008 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol, so funny!

I forgot to put on antiperspirant the morning of a German speaking exam once. It was mortifyingly embarrassing considering how much nerves make me sweat. I’ve learnt my lesson and I’m sure Andy now has too!

by Albertina on Oct 26, 2008 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Headphones? But surely he speaks French?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 26, 2008 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They might be headphones but I'm not convinced. Does he speak French?

Doesn’t (not sure if he still does) he live in Germany?

by Albertina on Oct 26, 2008 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Italy I thought. Not that I’m stalkingly obsessive about him.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 26, 2008 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maxime Monfort

What is he wearing? Tan velvet jacket with black-and-white patterned shirt?

by majope on Oct 25, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh lord!

Could it be a black shirt with a black and white jumper on top and then the jacket? Whatever, it’s not a pretty sight.

by Albertina on Oct 26, 2008 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quiz!

The photos above are all credit Tim de Waele, but I got them off a Japanese site (found while trying to find info on tomorrow/today’s Japan Cup). Some of the cycling world’s names come out rather odd when run through Japanese phonetics. A few are instantly identifiable (Kontadoru, Kavendisshu), but others might take more work—see how many you can figure out (not all from the TdF presentation):

CHIOREKKU
ARUDAGU
SULEK
BURYUINERU
SHAVANERU
MAKKUEIDO
TSABERU
BURESHERU
VANAFERUMATO
RAIPUHAIMA

Answers tomorrow.

by majope on Oct 25, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The easy ones

CHIOREKKU – Ciolek
ARUDAGU
SULEK – Schleck
BURYUINERU – Bruyneel
SHAVANERU – Chavanel
MAKKUEIDO – McQuaid
TSABERU – Zabel
BURESHERU
VANAFERUMATO
RAIPUHAIM

by Monty. on Oct 26, 2008 5:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So far so good!

And well done—I had trouble with Makkueido and Tsaberu, even in the context of articles.

by majope on Oct 26, 2008 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Just three left:
CHIOREKKU – Ciolek
ARUDAGU
SULEK – Schleck
BURYUINERU – Bruyneel
SHAVANERU – Chavanel
MAKKUEIDO – McQuaid
TSABERU – Zabel
BURESHERU
VANAFERUMATO—Van Avermaet
RAIPUHAIMA

by majope on Oct 26, 2008 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arudagu- Aldag?

Raipuhaima -Leiphemer?

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Oct 26, 2008 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right on both.

Y’all are kicking booty. One to go!

CHIOREKKU – Ciolek
ARUDAGU—Aldag
SULEK – Schleck
BURYUINERU – Bruyneel
SHAVANERU – Chavanel
MAKKUEIDO – McQuaid
TSABERU – Zabel
BURESHERU
VANAFERUMATO—Van Avermaet
RAIPUHAIMA—Leipheimer

by majope on Oct 26, 2008 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Breschel?

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Oct 26, 2008 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Got them all. Well done to Monty, Albertina, and Jens.

by majope on Oct 26, 2008 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe it

the Leipheimer one. It just looks like one of those sixties piss-takes. Just add buck teeth, little round glasses and a camera. Peter Sellers at his worst.

by Monty. on Oct 26, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa there.

If you want proof, go here and translate it from the Japanese here.

Not that your post could possibly be read to mean that you think I made it up for cheap racist humor… ;-)

by majope on Oct 27, 2008 7:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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