Pro Cyclist Rear of the Year....

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 4:23 AM EDT

Ok all, Since the Hotitude thread was such a success and still going... There was discussion that we should start a rear of the year thread.. Everyone thought it was a great idea, but we were going to wait until November, when the cycling had finshed and to keep us busy until the new season next year... However, since the disappointing news over the last few days, it has been decided that we should start this thread earlier, as a reminder to many on one of the reasons we enjoy watching the cycling.. Yes it may not be everyones taste, but if you don't like then please ignore and go to another thread.

To all those that will enjoy this thread, i do hope you have fun searching for photos to add and it may just take our mind of the doping problems going on at the moment.

I had so many to put up, but i thought we should start with one of the greatest rear shots i have seen.. I don' t think i need to say his name either.

Photo courtesy of lazer helmets (unsure of photographer, sorry)

via photos-d.ak.facebook.com

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Mmmm, I never tire of that picture :-)

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 4:58 AM EDT 0 recs

Point of order

If this is supposed to be “Rear of the Year,” shouldn’t we be limited to shots within the past 12 months? Otherwise, there will be no incentive for the winner to keep posing naked. ;)

But if you want to expand the parameters to “Rear of All Time,” I’ve got no complaints. And certainly there’ll be more to choose from.

by majope on Oct 7, 2008 7:13 AM EDT 0 recs

"Rear of the (up to & including) this year"

so that we get to keep it all rhymin’ & stealin’?

by marian on Oct 8, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up 0 recs

Yeah true, lets open up parameters then, the more the merrier..LOL,

But hey i needed a good statement shot to start with, and Toms ass i think makes it..

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:23 AM EDT 0 recs

Oh, I never get tired of Tommeke's hindquarters

So let’s throw in the obligatory massage shots:

and what the hell, the video, too.

by majope on Oct 7, 2008 7:32 AM EDT 0 recs

What actually is that thing on his bottom?

It’s always puzzled me.

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 7:37 AM EDT up 0 recs

butt plug?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 7, 2008 7:46 AM EDT up 0 recs

Eugh!

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 7:52 AM EDT up 0 recs

It's a massage ball.

See here. What fmk might choose to do with it is his own business.

by majope on Oct 7, 2008 7:54 AM EDT up 0 recs

Does anyone else think it looks like one of those dryer balls?

Does that mean Tom does laundry too?

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 7, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up 0 recs

OMG I can't belive i haven't seen that video before

You have made my day, see i knew this thread would enhance my knowledge of the riders…hahaha

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:12 AM EDT up 0 recs

looks like a cat toy

but then, what doesn’t, if you ask a cat (said ruefully after coming home to a week’s worth of cat destruction).

by JFS_PGH on Oct 8, 2008 2:38 AM EDT up 0 recs

It's like gay porn

for straight cyclist women!

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

by marian on Oct 7, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up 0 recs

CycleGirl, where's that Giro picture of the Liquigas hindquarters?

I think it needs to be here….!

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 7:38 AM EDT 0 recs

Just posted

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:05 AM EDT up 0 recs

Here is a few i prepared earlier LOL

Tom Stubbe, Philippe Gilbert, still can’t remember the third..

Philippe Gilbert – As you can tell a favourite of mine

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 7:59 AM EDT 0 recs

Phil!

that’s an, uh, great picture.

Today, I raced à la Chavanel, and I succeeded.

by callmecayce on Oct 7, 2008 8:01 AM EDT up 0 recs

Oh yes it is.. and it's tight LOL

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:02 AM EDT up 0 recs

For Albertina, and all..

Another of our favourite hotties,
Photos Courtesy Bob Cullinan.

and again with a little something for all

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:02 AM EDT 0 recs

Ok now another Hottie in Pink - Alberto

Photo courtesy of Bob Cullinan

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:04 AM EDT 0 recs

here's my sylvain picture (from this year)

Today, I raced à la Chavanel, and I succeeded.

by callmecayce on Oct 7, 2008 8:08 AM EDT 0 recs

Nice..ummm You should have put this on the Hotitude thread..

I do enjoy watching him talk, can’t understand but oh my..

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:13 AM EDT up 0 recs

awww

my health got in the way and i completely missed that thread

Today, I raced à la Chavanel, and I succeeded.

by callmecayce on Oct 7, 2008 8:14 AM EDT up 0 recs

It's still going, i just added..

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:20 AM EDT up 0 recs

cyclo-cross ass

My boy, Francis:

And possibly the best part about cyclo-cross, with I believe Sven Nys:

Today, I raced à la Chavanel, and I succeeded.

by callmecayce on Oct 7, 2008 8:15 AM EDT 0 recs

Umm Nice, damn i'm sure this thread is going to be hard on picking a winner..and i'm sure i will be saying that comment alot

But i can say the FdJ guys sure look hot with there kit…

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 8:22 AM EDT up 0 recs

You actually have a ready made store of these pics don't you ;-)

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 9:01 AM EDT up 0 recs

It's not about the destination

It’s about the journey, eh?

by marian on Oct 7, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up 0 recs

Who was responsible for that Rollin picture on the hotitude thread?

That needs to be here. A real contender.

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 9:02 AM EDT 0 recs

Totally agree, Rollin is a definate....

As for ready made store, LOL.. but i do have a few… most of them are ones i’ve taken, i’ll add them slowly, can’t put to many up at once hehehe

I do have a great ass shot, but it is special and only of a beginner rider, that shot at Alpe d"huez is pretty smoking i’ve been told.. hahaha

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 9:07 AM EDT up 0 recs

I believe this

is Diluca

by Katiek on Oct 7, 2008 10:20 AM EDT 0 recs

yep, that's him

by amarone on Oct 7, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up 0 recs

Very little to add

except that Boonen isn’t playing fair with the nudie shots. It’ called bringing a gun to a knife fight-+

"If writing too much about the Classics is wrong, I don't want to be right."

by Chris... on Oct 7, 2008 11:03 AM EDT 0 recs

in that case...

maybe they should ALL bring a gun to the fight

by amarone on Oct 7, 2008 11:15 AM EDT up 0 recs

lol

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up 0 recs

What's wrong with guns?

I like guns.

by marian on Oct 7, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up 0 recs

Why oh why did I enter this thread and who oh why am I taking time to write this message instead of hurrying out?

by OctaBech on Oct 7, 2008 11:25 AM EDT 0 recs

You only have yourself to blame ;-)

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 11:55 AM EDT up 0 recs

Perhaps, but I prefer to blame everyone else, I'm looking at you Bonen!

by OctaBech on Oct 7, 2008 12:29 PM EDT up 0 recs

It's like some

alternate, back-room bachelorett party with a weird theme, isn’t it?

by itswells on Oct 7, 2008 1:28 PM EDT up 0 recs

Probably a shunning offense

I know this is a sexy pros thread but …..

by cyclingchallenge on Oct 7, 2008 11:57 AM EDT 0 recs

Well, we like to be inclusive and all!

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up 0 recs

Make sure to tell your wife she is hot :-)

These threads are meant for all. Glad you’ve found away to have some fun too!

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Oct 7, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up 0 recs

that's not my wife

its her husband ;(

by cyclingchallenge on Oct 8, 2008 3:09 AM EDT up 0 recs

this is the modern version of sitting on the xerox machine, then?

by JFS_PGH on Oct 8, 2008 3:23 AM EDT up 0 recs

Well this id definately not a Pro Cyclist but...

It happened falling down Alpe d’Huez, so that makes a Pro Spectator doesn’t it???
hahahahaa

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 5:23 PM EDT 0 recs

Haa hahahahahahaha!

This was so funny :-)

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up 0 recs

Yes, I know they've been posted lately in another thread

But honestly, how can we have a heinie thread without the luscious Thomas Dekker?

much, much credit to Ewoud Broeksma

by majope on Oct 7, 2008 5:56 PM EDT 0 recs

Oh gosh yes, they need to be here!

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up 0 recs

OMG I Hadn't seen these two, SWEEET.

The funny thing is i was sitting at work saw these and yelled “OMG”, everyone asked whats wrong. I had to say “nothing, im fine”. LOL I work with all men, they wouldn’t appreciate such a great ass. Im definately enjoying this thread.

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up 0 recs

BTW Dekker beats Boonen

by CycleGirl on Oct 7, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up 0 recs

I think we need a vote on that.

I’m with Tom ;-)

by Albertina on Oct 7, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up 0 recs

Democracy, every vote counts, etc.

by marian on Oct 7, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up 0 recs

i see your dekker and i raise you

Bas Giling

Today, I raced à la Chavanel, and I succeeded.

by callmecayce on Oct 7, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up 0 recs

Nice!

But after a most thorough study, I think I have to go with the Dekkerian proportions.

by majope on Oct 7, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up 0 recs

no one's ass is as pert as bas!

Today, I raced à la Chavanel, and I succeeded.

by callmecayce on Oct 7, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up 0 recs

There’s something quite off-putting about the lack of symmetry in those buns.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Oct 8, 2008 4:31 AM EDT up 0 recs