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Buon Natale Pinarello!

Hello Pinarello folks. Jimbo here... Yep, me again... Jimbo... Just wanted to, you know, take a minute to touch base... "entrare in contatto" as it were... see how the off season is treating you all....

Star-divide

Molto bene, I expect? I'm sure you've all been hard at work in the factory over there in Italy? Making bikes. Lots of em, eh? Dozens and dozens? Maybe hundreds? Lots of inventory. Yep... Nice... Sucks about the economy... dire.... global credit crisis, loss of consumer confidence, spending way, way, down. What to say? Just bad, bad, bad, really.... But look, I'm sure that you guys are doing great! You must be recession proof, right? High end toys like yours are above the fray? Them rich folks these days? SO rich... Nothing to worry about. Those Prince's will be flying off the shelves. Full steam ahead, baby!...

Hey, any holiday plans? Me? Not so much. Just laying low with the wife and kiddies. Drink some egg nog. Bake some cookies. Maybe open a few presents. The usual stuff. Nothing too fancy. Maybe take a ride or three.Get out there amongst my cycling crazy neighbors... remember them, right? Those dentists and dot com millionaires between the ages of 35 and 55 with a median family worth of two to ten million? Yep, them...

Hey, you guys getting excited about the Giro? How about the Tour of California? Boy, I know I am!... Yep.... Very excited... yep... nothing but excitement here... huge...

So, about that bike lending proposal thingy? You remember that, right... This might ring a bell? Any feedback on that whole thing? Cause I'm hearing nothing on my end... All pops and hisses... the line seems dead... come in Tokyo... ha!... And not to sound fickle or anything, but rumor has it that another bike maker is, well, let's just say they are motivated... ready to make things happen... "eager to play" if  you know what I'm saying? Capisci? Now me, I like you guys. We are paisanos, si? Speaka ze English?

Anyway, my email is in my profile. You know what to do... Ringy dingy... Tick tock...

Oh and dire ciao a tua madre per me, va bene? Ciao.

Jimbo

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Best post of the year

Very subtle, I think you found the right tone here,. Don’t want to come off as too eager or pushy.

I have a good feeling about this one.

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Dec 12, 2008 2:02 AM EST reply actions  

Let's hope they don't see the Orbea comments:-)

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Dec 12, 2008 3:09 AM EST reply actions  

Uh, Gav?

Can you disappear those comments? And then disappear CycleGirl’s above and this one?

by Jimbo... on Dec 12, 2008 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, i could

but i probably shouldn’t ;-)

by Jen See on Dec 12, 2008 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

O go ahead

It’d christmas… Being kind and all that stuff :-)

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Dec 12, 2008 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh Jimbo... This is good. Really good. :-)

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 12, 2008 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

This is brilliant, Jimbo!

Look at all those Recs!

(This plan is foolproof!)

by swells on Dec 12, 2008 11:49 AM EST reply actions  

It's the "come in Tokyo" that makes it art

Carlos Sastre - Tour de France winner - Born From Jets

by Jens on Dec 12, 2008 1:03 PM EST reply actions  

Poor Sonny Jim

I feel so bad for you I think I need to talk you into buying an Indy Fab. For both our sakes.

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

by Drew Davis on Dec 15, 2008 8:25 PM EST reply actions  

Hey got an idea

go get the velonews tech editor, and then ask for a Pinarello for testing….

by lyne on Dec 15, 2008 8:34 PM EST reply actions  

oooh, now there's an idea

Jimbo, you don’t like your job, do you? You really want to be the VN tech editor, don’t you? And then, you want to get us both Pinarellos to test. Sheesh, this is so totally simple right now.

by Jen See on Dec 15, 2008 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

free?!

it’s velonews. they can damn well pay for your photos.

and stuff.

by Jen See on Dec 15, 2008 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, Jimbo, just wait till Lyne says

“Hey, it’s a little warm in here. Why don’t you unbutton your shirt a bit.”

You’ll have never known a free like what follows.

by Sui Juris on Dec 15, 2008 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

and they say

there’s no more market for Polaroid film . . .

by Sui Juris on Dec 15, 2008 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Note to self

Do not leave drink unattended at the PdC Toc party, or accept anything to drink from Lyne or Gav.

by Jimbo... on Dec 15, 2008 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Tech editor?

I like the sound of that. Where do I apply?

by Jimbo... on Dec 15, 2008 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this Jimbo's new calling?

Check it out here.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 15, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy crap

I may be the ideal candidate, as long as the job “requirements” are more like “loose guidelines”, or better yet, “totally optional”. If I just send them links to my two Pinarello letters, which are pretty much the only writing samples I have, in an email titled something clever like “suck on this, bitches” or the less provocative “Jimbo, reporting for duty!”, I’m a shoe-in…

by Jimbo... on Dec 15, 2008 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

If they put the hiring up to a vote amongst it's readers, we so have your back.

And thanks for making me laugh out loud. My dogs looked at me funny.
“suck on this, bitches”…. still laughing.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 15, 2008 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

OK had nowhere to put this, But HOLY CRAP

Oscar PEREIRO is coming to the TDU, Wahoooooooo… Oh Lance you are in so much trouble… hehehe We may be getting some of the big guns here next year….. I’m waiting now to see the rest of the team, i’m all excited…

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Dec 15, 2008 9:12 PM EST reply actions  

According to cyclingfever startlists

Jens! Voigt is racing the TdU this year, now that’s huge!

"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt

by Phil H. on Dec 15, 2008 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit, really really OK Breath Cyclegirl...

I’m excited, who else from Sexybank!! I need to check it out….

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Dec 15, 2008 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He's the only rider listed for Saxo so far

and I don’t know if his appearance is already confirmed , so don’t get too excited just yet.

"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt

by Phil H. on Dec 15, 2008 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and here is CdE's TdU team according to cyclingfever

  PEREIRO SIO Oscar Spain
  SANCHEZ GIL Luis Leon Spain
    ROJAS GIL Jose Joaquin Spain
  LASTRAS GARCIA Pablo Spain
PORTAL Nicolas France
    ERVITI Imanol Spain
  DRUJON Mathieu France

"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt

by Phil H. on Dec 15, 2008 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

TDU's pretty flat isn't it

I guess he’s building himself up slowly again.

by Monty. on Dec 16, 2008 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Well Sonny Jimbo,

I had forgotten about this deal. It seems for a reasonably, refundable deposit, you can enjoy a Pinarello for 7 days. Alas, you’d have to “settle” for an F4:13…but you can “feel like a prince” ;-).

by swells on Dec 16, 2008 5:40 AM EST reply actions  

Yeah, but you have to pack it back up and send it away again.

How many people end up buying the bike because they can’t quite make their hands do that? After riding it, and hearing “sweet bike!” for a week?

Must be a fair percentage, to make this worthwhile for the company.

by JFS_PGH on Dec 16, 2008 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I suddenly see Jimbo going on vacation to Little Rock!

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 16, 2008 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

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