Fun With Darts
If you want to kill a few minutes AND simultaneously express your distaste for Riccardo Ricco, go HERE now. (Opens in new tab.) Hint: some places bleed worse than others. I won't tell you where the big gusher is, but it rhymes with "putz".
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Is it wrong
that a enjoy it when the blood spurts out? Is it wrong that I am specifically aiming for his eyes and balls?
"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt
I'll
let Freud handle that one. Am guessing no.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 4, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
OMG! I just hit him where it counts
and the blood spray was hilarious. My co-worker is sitting across from me and what like, what the hell was that? Too funny. I think it’s time for me to go home now.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
There's this guy that lives across the street from me
and he wears white rimmed sunglasses. I think Ricco may be part of the reason that I instinctively dislike him (with the remainder being the high probability that 99% of guys who wear white plastic sunglasses in a non-ironic fashion are douches).
This is fun
Makes me remember when Bert shoved that banana in his face.
"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."- H. L. Mencken
That photo requires a caption contest.
Why restrain ourselves, oh yea, Chris’ kids might be reading over his shoulder.
Speed on the descent can easily be lost when you slam into a tree.
There's a photo on the Astana site
that I can’t directly link to that shows Lance riding with a whole bunch of bananas, maybe he’s trying to distract Alberto.
I just saw that one.
That is rather odd. He’s got like a bunch of 10 of them. Hungry?
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Paging Bethie in 3...
2…
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by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 5, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe he just really likes bananas.
Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly likes them. Likes them like John-Mancrush-Eustice-in-a-locked-room-with-Oscar-Sevilla.
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
I hit him in the "putz"...
but the bastard didn’t give me back my marbles.
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

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