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Around SBN: The Amateur Mathematics Of Linsanity

Fun With Darts

If you want to kill a few minutes AND simultaneously express your distaste for Riccardo Ricco, go HERE now. (Opens in new tab.) Hint: some places bleed worse than others. I won't tell you where the big gusher is, but it rhymes with "putz".

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Is it wrong

that a enjoy it when the blood spurts out? Is it wrong that I am specifically aiming for his eyes and balls?

"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt

by Phil H. on Dec 4, 2008 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

I'll

let Freud handle that one. Am guessing no.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 4, 2008 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG! I just hit him where it counts

and the blood spray was hilarious. My co-worker is sitting across from me and what like, what the hell was that? Too funny. I think it’s time for me to go home now.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 4, 2008 5:26 PM EST reply actions  

There's this guy that lives across the street from me

and he wears white rimmed sunglasses. I think Ricco may be part of the reason that I instinctively dislike him (with the remainder being the high probability that 99% of guys who wear white plastic sunglasses in a non-ironic fashion are douches).

by Sui Juris on Dec 4, 2008 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

This is fun

Makes me remember when Bert shoved that banana in his face.

"All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it."- H. L. Mencken

by ursula on Dec 4, 2008 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

That's an understatement Lyne.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 5, 2008 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

indeed

how remarkably restrained we are today…

by Jen See on Dec 5, 2008 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

That photo requires a caption contest.

    Why restrain ourselves, oh yea, Chris’ kids might be reading over his shoulder.

Speed on the descent can easily be lost when you slam into a tree.

by flying dog on Dec 7, 2008 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

There's a photo on the Astana site

that I can’t directly link to that shows Lance riding with a whole bunch of bananas, maybe he’s trying to distract Alberto.

by Katiek on Dec 8, 2008 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I just saw that one.

That is rather odd. He’s got like a bunch of 10 of them. Hungry?

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 8, 2008 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Paging Bethie in 3...

2…

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 5, 2008 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh...

… oh my. That look on his face is tragic.

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Dec 5, 2008 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he just really likes bananas.

Reaaaaaaaaaaaaaallly likes them. Likes them like John-Mancrush-Eustice-in-a-locked-room-with-Oscar-Sevilla.

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Dec 5, 2008 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I hit him in the "putz"...

but the bastard didn’t give me back my marbles.

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Dec 4, 2008 8:36 PM EST reply actions  

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