Okay, since it's the off season, and I'm trying to bump up my thread posting numbers, here's an opportunity for you racers (current/retired/semi-retired, etc) to tell us about your palmares.  Personally, I'm retired from racing and, truth be told, I won way more primes than I did actual races.  The coolest of which was a loaf of homemade bread made by some little old ladies at a criterium in New England somewhere (southern Mass., I think).  Well, what have you got?