"I call them freedom. Freedom wear"

by PopUp Rolen on Dec 5, 2008 10:47 PM EST

Words cannot explain. I always knew David Zabriskie was certifiably nuts, no pun intended, but this is absolutely classic. Every single video is a classic in its own right. And more important, there are an immense amount of quotables in each video that may one day attain Lebowski status. A few of my favorites:

"Not up and down, I think you go side-to-side"

"What's Daddy got? He's got DZ Nuts"

"While you're out protecting the world, I'm protecting people's junk"

"So I rode six hours yesterday, what'd you do?"

"I only told people it was Bar-B-Que flavored as a joke"

Watch the videos.

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OMG! Daddy Dave is the best!

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Dec 5, 2008 11:09 PM EST reply actions

Best Post of the week.

Thanks.

by Ryan_Liles on Dec 6, 2008 12:32 AM EST reply actions

CycleTo had DZ Nuts for it's weekly comp once

Probably the only one so far i didn’t enter..

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Dec 6, 2008 1:06 AM EST reply actions

I was debating whether you need nuts to use the stuff

seems like it’d be fine for general chamois-chafing, no? Dollars to doughnuts they’re not going to offer a female-anatomy-specific version with a different name. Though if they do, I vote we get Dave Z to do those commercials too.

by JFS_PGH on Dec 6, 2008 5:27 PM EST up reply actions

+1! Perhaps we should write to him...

by Albertina on Dec 7, 2008 10:50 AM EST up reply actions

what a ham :)

he can barely keep from cracking up himself! i’m sold :)

by nicknorco on Dec 6, 2008 7:49 AM EST reply actions

I prefer the unrehearsed DZ best

There was a 2 part VN interview Neal Rogers did with him a couple of years ago. A real beauty; full of pop-culture stuff and non sequiturs. At least once or twice Neal just couldn’t go on.

by pooziepie on Dec 6, 2008 11:05 AM EST reply actions