Bicycles for $400, please Alex.
Cycling made a stride forward yesterday in pop culture. There was a Jeopardy category on bicycles. I waited patiently as the three contestants chose every other clue on the board until they were finally forced to get down to a subject I knew something about. As the clues were revealed, it became apparent that there was some “promotional consideration” involved. Trek must have given Alex a Trek Madone as Trek employees read most of the clues and Trek bikes were prominently displayed.
They got the $200 question correct. Who is Lance Armstrong? You knew that was going to be one of the answers. They missed the questions about bikes made from carbon, frame rigidity and the track being called a velodrome. There was controversy. They showed a picture of a Trek fixed gear bike and wanted to know what type of bike it was. The first contestant said fixed drive. Alex said that was incorrect. The next contestant said fixed gear and was awarded the points. Upon further review, they accepted fixed drive and the first contestant was given an updated score.
This is the closest I have ever come to the dream of scratching and clawing my way through Jeopardy! while smarty pants next to me answers all the opera and Shakespeare questions correctly. When we get to final Jeopardy and Alex reveals the category “Tour of Flanders History.” As the brainiacs next to me stare blankly at the question, I grin and write, “Who is Edwig Van Hooydonck?”
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I'm sure you'd also do well in the
Jap anUS Relations category
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
So thinking of using the mother line.........................
But I won’t :-)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
I feel we know each other well enough that you'd get the gist
Now if it were Chris, well then nothing is off limits………..especially his mom.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
She reads the blog
But don’t worry. She keeps her friends close… and her enemies closer.
"If writing too much about the Classics is wrong, I don't want to be right."
by Chris Fontecchio on Sep 23, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Speaking of your mom keeping me close.......
;-)
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
That is very wrong... very, very, wrong.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Believe me
Chris and I used to kill entire afternoons with this routine.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Suck it, Trebek.
Is that what your mother said?
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Now that's a bit offsides there isn't it...
… I think he’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight on his great big pillow!
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
Huge pilla
Kid! Head! Dooooooooown!
Look at that size a that noggin…….it’s like an orange on a toothpick.
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
It's got it's own weather system
"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
Its like Sputnik
Generally round, pointy in some places.
by australopithecine on Sep 23, 2008 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Shhh, you're going to give the boy a complex.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Guy takes his job too seriously, life goes down the drain.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took
a make-shift knife or “shiv”, and cut out the bitch’s eyes.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
It certainly does have some sections worth watching more than once!
This way to the cafeteria!
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Wow, you've turned into a sexy wee bastard. You know that?
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

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