resolves to not let the stress get to him,so he will start meditating and always travel with his favorite stuffed animal to help ease his anxieties…. (hey it’s not as easy as it looks)

will smile more in photos this year. And will not change teams again until uh, well, next year.

I just read this beauty on a Milram feature on CN

Ralf Grabsch rode professionally from 1996 to 20008

Back to the future I guess

contact the PdC fashion experts before making any decisions for an awards ceremony

obtain training recommendations from gynecologists, just coaches. (Overpriced training recommendations at that.)

cycling.tv resolves to fix all of their technical problems after finally realizing that we are now in the 21st century.

one has already come true, that would be ….Team Columbia resolves to continue to spread their anti-doping message by changing their jerseys to look as close to the Saunier-Duval’s old jersey’s……….umm I don’t know exactly how that works but I’m sure Stapelton does.

Spain, not just for bike racing any more.

I resolve to:
Crush everyone and everything standing between me and an 8th Tour win—yeah, Bertie, that means you

Team up with Basso in the Giro and grind those young punks into powder—then leave B. broken and crying by the side of the road from the power of my final acceleration

Support whomever is the strongest rider on my team, whoever I am it is. After all, it’s all about the message: I was the greatest cyclist ever cancer must be beaten like a little Spanish girlyman

January 1: Take more risks! This six-day thing I’m starting tomorrow is going to be a blast—I might do six-days the whole off season next year. Hey, Zabel did it even when he was old, not young like me, so I’m sure I’m going to do just fine.

January 2: Well, maybe I’ll just do a few next year. A little harder than I thought, but I’ll get the hang of it. Must tell Jens that I’ll get less fan mail if he actually manages to pull off one of my arms. Ha!

January 3: Resolved: learn how this madison thing works, even if it takes me the whole night on the internet. How can the Crown Prince of Dutch Cycling be down by 11 laps after only two days?? Never been more humiliated in my life, but we’ll catch up.

January 4: Can no longer move arm. Jens must die. Resolved: less beer. It really doesn’t help the pain. Must call team doctor and see if there’s anything legal that will help.
 
January 5: Fuck it. I’m calling Boonen.

January 6: Round. Round and round. Lights. Lights dancing across my eyes. I swear I hear bagpipes. I have to go back out there now? Oh, God. It hurts. Make it stop. If I live, I am never setting wheel on track again, I swear it.

January 7: STANDUPSTANDUPSTANDUPFORTHECHAMPIONSSTANDUPSTANDUP
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FORTHECHAMPIONSSTANDUPSTANDUPSTANDUPSTANDUPSTANDUPSTANDUP
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NOT fall, break equipment, get stuck at a railroad crossing, or otherwise fall victim to ANY bad luck, thus winning Paris-Roubaix in 2009.

fro now on he will be known as |o|

to avoid breaking bones, puncturing tires, snapping steering columns, or any other such nonsense that prevents him from his glory in Roubaix.

(cg beat me to it by seconds but I reiterate.)

George Hincapie also resolves to never ever wear that horrid yellow thing his DS is calling a team kit.

while being interviewed by Neal Rogers

on his 2010 schedule, in order to ensure his races fall in line with her holiday plans.

Dito Dekker.

C’mon Frank you asked me to marry you, where’s my ring…hahaha

But Hair again Linus….

To learn to fly without auxiliaries or to stop driving of cliffs. But maybe a parachute in his cycling costume would be an option too. Choices, choices…

“• Signor Basso resolves not to mix blood cells with his blood cells.”

Obviously what you meant to say was “• Signor Basso resolves not to plan to mix blood cells with his blood cells.”

name their blood bags after the hamster in future. The dog was too obvious.

after seeing the nasty photos from the Katusha training camp, resolves to cease purchasing hair gel from that little corner shop just off Red Square. He will in future have it sent from Veneto where the manufacturers know what they’re doing.

… to find some other Italian punk into who’s grill he can jam a banana or two.

to win another stage of the Tour de France, and to capture yet another prestigious Lanterne Rouge title which, with the retirement of three time Tour de France Lanterne Rouge winner Wim Vansevenant, is well within the range of talent of Mr. Casper.

not to start celebrating before he gets to the white line…the one on the ground that is.

John Lee Augustyn resolves to use a sled instead of a bike for his off-road, down-hill adventures.

Also, Anonymous resolves to put a “slightly used” Barloworld bike up for sale on E-Bay.