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Not that guy!

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 11:57 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

just a cameo

I’ve got the kiddos to myself all weekend. My wife is getting pre-Flanders revenge.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Oct 24, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know of two

so far.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Oct 24, 2009 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who else? Man looks like a washed-up Soap star.

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No screenshot of Benna? BAAAAAAAH.

I feel sooo let down!

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 11:58 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

In the countryside almost being blown backwards.

Did he look good? I shall have to wait for the photos to appear…

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yaaaaaaaaay! I love you Monty!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He knew I wasn't watching.

He had heard reports of me being out on my bike. His spies spotted me. He was mortified.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am hanging my head in shame.

It’s a bit boring that Leaky make them wear regulation ties and suits though. Individuality is what we are after.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dress up?

I thought that he had that “fighting cancer” thinness about him. A touch of the Brad Wiggins.

by Monty. on Oct 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's trying to remember how to win

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You nasty boy. How would you like it if you got injured every second week, eh?

;-)

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that what we call underachieving these days? :)

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have slammed the door and left the room!

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And jammed his finger

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

followed by a minor panic attack

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

panic attack

that’s 8-10 days off the bike, right?

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He will manage to miss the Giro because of it

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are. I am now sobbing (boooooooo hoo hoo hoo...waaaaah)

And I will never speak to them again. Bah.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I'm sorry

is there something I can do to make it up to you?

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HA! You just spoke to me

I’m not really sorry…at all, I just wanted to see if you would fall for my trap!

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bah bah bah bah bah

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.. If it really was Benna

He couldn’t make it to the door due some injury

by Frinking on Oct 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think you have already mastered the art Frinkster.

Hairy chests ring a bell? ;-)

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, that has to be one of the worse pics of him i've ever seen

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Oct 24, 2009 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He runs the Maratona delle Dolomiti

or at least gets to choose which 9,000 people get entries.

by Monty. on Oct 24, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What the?!

Does he have a small animal emerging from his pocket?

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For real??!

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha! love it.

and for albertina’s question – yeah definitely was a little sheep that looked all wallace and grommety

by yeehoo on Oct 24, 2009 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was Shaun

Shaun the sheep is an Aardman creation just like W&G

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looks very bovine from here

Enjoy it for now – you’ll never see anudder one.

by Monty. on Oct 24, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh my....

I so want to be him in 50 years

by Frinking on Oct 24, 2009 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i wanna a little sheep like that

then all i need is the orange suit

by yeehoo on Oct 24, 2009 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be very jealous!

And +! for the hidden languagejoke from monty.. Moooh

by Frinking on Oct 24, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the lengths beccos have to go

to disguise themselves from cutlery-wiedling swedes . . .

shocking, really.

by R Mc on Oct 24, 2009 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Words fail me. That is not Shaun though!

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, now seeing the still shot

mmm. pig nose, little sheep hair on top. i donno. bovine? well, at least jens put up the shaun the sheep video.

by yeehoo on Oct 24, 2009 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ask Will

if you can spot him

by Monty. on Oct 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why the Gaelic music?

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 11:59 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, there were lots of mountains in that movie.

Maybe they’re hinting that they’re going to throw someone off one at the end of the Giro.

by majope on Oct 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If only Daniel Day Lewis was there ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Oct 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well Gaelic and Scotch-Irish/Appalachian can be interchanged...

So perhaps the Giro will begin in Kentucky or Tennessee.

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, the evil!

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

last time i checked, gaelic is scotch/irish/manx

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Oct 24, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to check again.

You forgot to include Nova Scotia

Formerly known in some circles as flying dog.

by Mark Frank on Oct 24, 2009 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't count... that's one of the places they emmigrated to

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Oct 24, 2009 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scotch??? ;-)

by civetta on Oct 24, 2009 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heavily gaelic infused...

okay, now i have to go drag the movie out…. the soundtrack too… lovely cinematography that movie

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Oct 24, 2009 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next year they totally need an official fashion show...

But then Cipollini would torture everyone with his DayGlo ISD designs.

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Little dissapointment.

Though it would be more spectaculair than some cheap ass lights flickering

by Frinking on Oct 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A show on Serie B

Will they show AC Roma there?

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seems like a very tough Giro

especially the final week, kinda how it should be for the Giro.

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone spot The Cobra?

Don’t think he was invited.

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it's rather a shame. I could use a giggle.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I'm going to have a shower. Then I will digest the fashion news. And the small matter of the route.

In that order.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Really not much fashion news I'd say

although Cav at least wasn’t wearing white.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Oct 24, 2009 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Marino Bartoletti doing his "Swiss Tony" impression

the relationship between last year’s Giro and the mountains had something of the “Coitus interruptus” abput it. This year it really makes love to the mountains.

by Monty. on Oct 24, 2009 12:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All these time trials...

It must have been win so that Tony would win!

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So.....

They axed the "classics " uphill finishes in favour of more sprinter-friendly stages and backloaded the final week?

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So....

they went back to being the Giro. But there are a few tough hilly stage in the first two weeks, plus the Terminillo finish.

Dammit Elk! I don't care if it's your mating season, you are disturbing my peaceful sleep! Just STFU!

by Phil H. on Oct 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, they want Cav to go home early so Benna gets the Points Jersey.

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Oct 24, 2009 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I applaud this ploy :-)))

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Benna was jumping for joy

.
.
.
and sprained his ankle

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for reminding them. Stony silence here :-|

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Oct 24, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very hard classic Giro...

For pure climbers…there’s no typical time trials. Sastre and Pellizotti are my picks…

by Grzdylu on Oct 24, 2009 12:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

we need

a new name.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Oct 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Lovkvist finish?

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Oct 24, 2009 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Ricco finish?

Ok// I will stop here and think about a proper name

by Frinking on Oct 24, 2009 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

valverde finish? oops,

starting to see a pattern here …

by yeehoo on Oct 24, 2009 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh for gods sake

Did none of you people watch Emilia?
A Gesink finish

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok Sir..

5 things..
1. The finish in Emilia was a top of a hill!! Where is this one Jens?
2. You just put Gesink’s name in a very dubious row… I would watch your back in these loooong Swedish winter..
3 Are you cared?
4 Waaaaaaah
5. And now?

by Frinking on Oct 24, 2009 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just trying to help

If you need it again its Putain de merde.

Useful list of french insults etc – here and for a masterclass on how to swear in French look no further than The Merovingian in the Matrix – here

by andrewp on Oct 25, 2009 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh oh
Blaireau
n., litt. ‘badger’, Loser
bl-AIR-roh

by Jens on Oct 25, 2009 5:22 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, let's take this slowly

You all listed names for these kinds of finishes (Fleche, Montelupone, Montepaschi, Emilia etc.) Since you were unable to name a non-doper I said “for gods sake” sort of impatiently since Gesink , who no-one has ever called a doper , just won Emilia on a finish like that.

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You asked for it

Gesink was training in St. Moritz after the Tour-abandon.

by Forstoppelse on Oct 24, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So he's either a doper, a Bond-villain or just a guy just training in St Moritz

It should really take more than weak-ass-stuff like that to label a guy a cheat. And also who is the source of this earth-shattering info? Fanini again?

by Jens on Oct 24, 2009 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, he said it himself.

Also, he’s from Rabobank. That’s two things – for me, he doesn’t even have to test positive. Definitely a doper.

by Forstoppelse on Oct 24, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sad thing is that we cycling fans have too much power nowaday

- some journo might see this, might do some conclusions, and soon Gesink might be a doper.

by Forstoppelse on Oct 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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