The Adventures of Barbie Barbie...and friends?
by majope on Nov 16, 2009 3:59 PM EST
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PrintScenes from the Barbie Barbie-Barbie Barbie #3
A two-parter! With tan lines!
Continued below the fold...
Part II
(With luck, not too obscure for the Euro contingent. Or, hell--the Americans.)
Missed an episode? Catch up here.
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Ohhh my favourite so far..... *Giggling*
"the rest was over 30. And that doesn't mean old and useless, but experienced and with the stamina"
Jens! Voigt, Crit Intl Interview, 2009
Ha!
I want a Ricco Barbie (and then learn voodoo).
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
this is getting
very interesting… can Joe run bottles at Paris-Roubaix?
"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert
by Chris Fontecchio on Nov 16, 2009 4:49 PM EST reply actions
Well, with his build he'd be useless on climbs.
P-R might be the only race in which he’d be helpful.
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
+ many
on the mini ProCycling. This is what commitment looks like.
"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert
by Chris Fontecchio on Nov 16, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions
Totally!
"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.
holy crap!
you made my week, that is awesome – thanks for taking the time to be so damn funny!!!!!!!!!
and if I am seeing it correctly it looks as though majope gave little Rico a
mini roll of socks for that speedo.
Bahahahahaha
"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.
Are you related
to Gertrude Michael (about 44s in). Ooh Baby you can come to Momma, as they say.
That Barbie is the perfect Ricco. All snakelike and weird
with the over sized ugly white sunglasses. Ha!
This always brightens Monday's
but Joes looks an awful lot like this guy
Look, it's a bird...no, it's a plane....oh never mind it's just fucking balloon boy
Dye that hair black
and he’s a spitter for Brian Blessed.
Watch out Mr Pope
Plastic Peloton has nothing on Barbie Barbie
by Christopher See on Nov 16, 2009 7:31 PM EST reply actions
The Ricco shades and mini-ProCycling were masterful details.
"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens
I love this!
Noting your attention to detail, I’m wondering about the background… it looks eerily familiar….
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I Googled "beaches new south wales"
and found the pic on a free-use site. Never having been there, I’m taking it on faith that it really is a beach in New South Wales…
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
I'm thinking if I walk up my beach in NSW I'll see him
Seriously, this is my view! Very strange…. but if we see Rico we’ll run him out of town (village) ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Very cool.
It looks beautiful. Sigh. Someday…
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
Just to make you feel better...
Today is really hot with a savage wind blowing, so whilst I often think it’s heaven on earth, it has its bad days too…
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
the tan lines are a great detail
and it is so hard to get rid of them…
Your bike doesn't want to crash so relax and let it roll!!!
I'm hoping rubbing alcohol will do it.
Oh…never mind.
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
In Oz they'll never think tan lines are caused by cycling
They’ll just think he’s a farmer…
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
A little background for those who aren't so familiar with Joe:
Cobra (also called Cobra Command) is the fictional nemesis of the G.I. Joe team in the Hasbro action figure toylines G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero and G.I. Joe: Sigma 6, as well as their related media.
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
Do you think Joe knows about our gun laws?
They’re really only used for ’roos loose in the top paddock. Even snakes are protected… although a cobra could be deemed feral in this context…
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Back in the day
Joe wouldn’t have cared about your gun laws. Today, though, he’s probably Peacekeeper Joe and his gun only fires paintballs or tranquilizer darts.
The latter, probably, as I just looked over and see that Ricco has keeled over on the beach. Which is, oddly enough, now being attacked by Daleks. There’s a reason I try to finish the week’s Barbie Barbie before my kid gets home from school.
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
LOL! Your whimsy is priceless...
Very thoughtful of Joe to use a tranquiliser gun… much less traumatic for BB..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Are we going to be able to RT this?
"the rest was over 30. And that doesn't mean old and useless, but experienced and with the stamina"
Jens! Voigt, Crit Intl Interview, 2009
They cancelled my train, I was flustered and in a foul mood, and then this!
I feel so much better now, thanks majope!
"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.
I'm slightly surprised
that they ever produced a bottle-bleached, crop-haired Ken in the first place. Good to see that he has found his proper place in the world.
He was part of the very short-lived attempt at a hip-hop line.
Flavas. Did not go over well. According to one article, they’re the dolls the My Scene dolls buy their weed from.
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
Just want to agree with everyone here,
this searies is the best ever and this episode is even better than the ones before.
Thanks majope! There isn’t much that could make me smile in Helsinki in November (and after a hard day at work with only two hours of sleep last night), but this has made my day. Truly priceless.
Barbie Barbie Barbie Barbie
opens to international acclaim…. not too shabby Majope.
"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert
by Chris Fontecchio on Nov 18, 2009 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Thanks, everybody! I'm truly glad you like it.
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
And they keep getting better.
Majope you are killing me with all the giggling being done! Superb!
I'm ready for this road season to wrap up. Bring on Cross!
Majope, i know you're always full of new ideas...
but in case you’re searching for another angle, BB’s hometown, Inverell is having problems with bushfires at the moment. (Much bush has been burned, but at this point no lives threatened if that makes a difference) ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Hmmm...
as long as it doesn’t turn tragic, topical is good…thanks for the idea!
It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro
I think GI Joe was the trigger for me..
his orange is the same as our State Emergency Service volunteers. So far there’s no suggestion of human tragedy at Inverell although there are no doubt roos loose in the top paddock…
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
In related news,
“Bare Barbies in Knickerless cage”
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/somerset/8371916.stm
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