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Rather than simply quoting from a single First-Person Nugget of Wisdom, I thought I would add a few brief observations:

  1. On Twitter, not a day goes by when Bradley Wiggins doesn't transfer to Sky. But like a good wacky sitcom, the plot goes awry and the characters inevitably wind up back where they started... setting the stage for another day of madness.
  2. A new item for the PdC Lexicon, from our good friends at Rabo Sport: Smaakmaker. Can you use it in a sentence? I'll start: "Philippe Gilbert was de Smaakmaker in Lombardia this year."
  3. From the wires: Christian Pfannberger's pro cycling career has earned a death sentence. Tough times for Austrian cycling fans.

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Smaakmaker

Pesky Dutch brigade here. Your example sentence was gramatically correct. But thinking back to Lombardia this year I wouldn’t qualify Gilbert as the Smaakmaker. I’d say Hoogerland was a smaakmaker. He spiced up the race (that’s an English equivalent of Smaakmaker) with his breakaway before the finale. Sure, Gilbert was phenomenal in the finale but that part is always spicy. Smaakmakers don’t usually win the race. In common use it is something of a consolation prize. You didn’t win but you were the Smaakmaker. Gesink was definitely a smaakmaker in the Vuela.
It’s similar to the “most aggressive rider”. At least, that’s how I would use the term and how I interpret it when I encounter is somewhere.

De FIETS en anders NIETS

by Lopex on Nov 21, 2009 2:12 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

What he said.

by tedvdw on Nov 21, 2009 3:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

who's the he you're referring to?

Are you frinking me?

De FIETS en anders NIETS

by Lopex on Nov 21, 2009 3:04 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

OK

but you guys realize that the actual translation is only of marginal interest. The point is to create “Englutch” using Dutch words in accordance with what sounds cool in English.

That said, the actual Dutch word is almost as cool.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Nov 21, 2009 3:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Op de hoek!

What do you fear most?
1. coup d’etat
2. putsch

by Frinking on Nov 21, 2009 4:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But if anyone want to put Baby there

It’s safe to do so now.

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Nov 21, 2009 5:15 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Our Pilgrim ancestors left Holland for the New World because they feared their children were becoming too Dutch.

PdC is in danger of doodsmaking all their hard work and sacrifice. Like, bedankt.

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Nov 21, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

true

I don’t even let my kids eat oranges

(ok I am kidless)

Moo

by Willj on Nov 21, 2009 6:17 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was Dutchlish, not Englutch.

It is supposed to be spoken how Tyler Farrar speaks it on Sporza?

"As you can imagine, there are better places to have your birthday party than in some village called Mushny Mush Mishme." --The Wisdom of Jens

by Josenka on Nov 21, 2009 8:01 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dutchlish sounds better.

But I agree with Chris. It isn’t about the real meaning ni Dutch. Its about us using it the way it sounds in English.

Smaakmaker: one who makes a smack down

by ZoeRochelle on Nov 21, 2009 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Colonialist!

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 4:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Go easy there

… her brain is probably half melted. I know that mine is… (where’s that *&$@#&^ southerly?!)

by Lou... on Nov 22, 2009 4:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I was worried that you'd just be a puddle on the floor...

Lurker’s fine … very resilient and she gets it … and she makes me laugh ;)
PS. Has the heat wave broken?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 4:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not quite

It’s 35 now . Still, earlier this afternoon, it was 45 here (43 in the shade, 33 inside my flat)… so I guess I shouldn’t complain.

by Lou... on Nov 22, 2009 4:39 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Air conditioning is a necessity I would think

if you’re in western Sydney, which I’m thinking you must be. It’s not very green, but having had years in one horse towns where you drank (a lot!) and then went home to do a face plant on the bed, I’m thinking that it’s the lesser of two evils. If i could only convince you that the coast is the answer ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 4:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

West-ish

Burwood.

Death before aircon! Never mind the ‘green’ thing… my concerns are more to do with unecessary load on the network – and more importantly, the impact on my power bill, LOL. I am seriously considering a swamp cooler, though… they’re pretty effective for only a couple of hundred watts ;-)

by Lou... on Nov 22, 2009 5:04 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, 'inner west'... hot as Hades

and what the hell is a swamp cooler?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 5:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

An 'evaporative cooler'

It works by means of water and a fan. I know from experience that they are particularly effective on stinking hot days if you put hunks of ice in the water reservoir ;-)

by Lou... on Nov 22, 2009 5:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Moree, Narrabri, West Wyalong... need I say more and Japan..

Having experienced both I say forget the swampy. Aim up!

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 5:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone was west of me ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 9:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My understanding of 'westie'

involves flannos and modified Toranas (links included for the baffled). Hmm… I own and wear the former, and plan to one day own the latter (a 4-on-the-floor SLR5000 with a 2-pack paintjob and a fully worked V8… fully sick, maaaate… ahem…)

by Lou... on Nov 23, 2009 3:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Without a mullet you won't qualify...

‘See yez later’ is also mandatory. (English teacher snark).

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 23, 2009 3:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

And of course 'westies' couldn't really swim...

I’m pretty certain Ian Thorpe put paid to that ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 23, 2009 3:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

We almost feel sorry!

What do you fear most?
1. coup d’etat
2. putsch

by Frinking on Nov 22, 2009 4:33 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I still think Fringlish is a better option

although I embrace ‘smaakmakers’ ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 4:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Briljant!

Is Fringlish.. Those Dutch words… Just a landscaping for the Dutch and the more language purists in Belgium… Well.. Briljant is also Dutch.. So the divide is vague…

What do you fear most?
1. coup d’etat
2. putsch

by Frinking on Nov 22, 2009 4:42 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But I use Fringlish now too. Brilljant is brilljant

Vague divides are good. Blurring the lines and hybridity are very postcolonial ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 4:45 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

No, briljant

one ‘l’

must be faithful to the mother tongue

by Drongo on Nov 22, 2009 8:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Bugger. Briljant save...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 9:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Sure

But if you’re going to use it. Why not in the correct way? It’s easier for the Dutch PdC’ers and the others have to learn how to use it anyway. And Smaakmaker (tastemaker) is indeed a great word. A worthy addition to the PdC lexicon.

De FIETS en anders NIETS

by Lopex on Nov 22, 2009 3:07 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think using it in the correct way is great...

I’m thinking that smaakmaker would be ‘the person who spices things up’, ie., adds flavour ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 3:23 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ja

I like the real meaning – very cool word in my view.

by gavia on Nov 22, 2009 11:26 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Smaakmaker

    Sounds like a good title to have. I’ll open nominations for de Smaakmaker of the year. Twitter.

"Drawing on my fine command of language I said nothing."- Groucho

by Mark Frank on Nov 21, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

On Twitter, not a day goes by when Bradley Wiggins doesn’t transfer to Sky.

Nor does a day go by on the internet. Now it’s l’Equipe saying Wiggo is going to Sky. Sigh… when will it end?

by dansel on Nov 21, 2009 6:39 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

"Kraak noch smaak"

Another Dutch expression, meaning bland, neither here nor there, literally: crunch nor taste. Naming pun: electronica band Kraak & Smaak. Fine music.

by tedvdw on Nov 21, 2009 6:46 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

very cool

I think I have a Kraak & Smaak disc…

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Nov 21, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

great!

the problem is once you hear the pronunciation ….. I have learned that there are several sounds in Dutch/Flemish that native English speakers just can’t make.

Moo

by Willj on Nov 21, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Years ago, had a dutch room-mate

Who was utterly bemused by enormous American cars (he and a friend bought an early 60s Lincoln to go driving around the US, in 85) and even more amazed by the American concept of cute . . . and it was in reference to :"cute: that I first heard that one . . .

by R Mc on Nov 21, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So you’d say: (s)he is cute, and he’d say: meh, (s)he has crack nor smack, and then you would both continue your sesh?

by tedvdw on Nov 21, 2009 9:16 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

rofl

such beautiful poetry he writes.

by gavia on Nov 21, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that most of the world

…is bemused by enormous Amercian cars ;-).

Doesn’t mean that we don’t love ‘em, mind. Someone up the road from my parents’ house used to own a red Bel Air… and I used to get off the bus a stop early so that I could walk past it on the way home from school :-). Totally effin’ ridiculous car – but very, very cool.

by Lou... on Nov 21, 2009 9:40 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So

is that a broadcast event? Wonder if we can get it online??

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Nov 22, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

It's on now

but not online. I suspect it might pop up here or there sometime in the near future.

by tedvdw on Nov 22, 2009 10:44 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

There goes my evening

I only get like 35% of the audio but thanks for this.

by Jens on Nov 22, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Next up,

“Wielerland” show rebroadcast http://is.gd/516yt (link to rtl.nl), was 30 minutes on tv including commercials. Got some feedback last week that people abroad (outside he Netherlands) are also able to view this online. It has an interview with Alberto Contador by Michael Boogerd, on Curaçao, in English! Also: more island pictures, part 2/3 of a report on Vacansoleil & Johnny Hoogerland in the Vuelta.

by tedvdw on Nov 22, 2009 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Another cracking link - Ta

Any chance you can put up a link to the next show also? Please.

by andrewp on Nov 23, 2009 3:20 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Not yet, because it hasn't aired yet

It’s a week long online archive, index is at http://rtlgemist.nl/ Search for “wielerland” in the light-grey box on the top left. The show airs on TV (“RTL7” channel) on Sundays around 16:30 local (CET=GMT+1), rerun the next Saturday around 16:00. The webpage doesn’t seem to work for me using Safari :( but it does w/ Firefox. Flash and/or Silverlight required.

by tedvdw on Nov 23, 2009 6:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Muchos thanx!

What do you fear most?
1. coup d’etat
2. putsch

by Frinking on Nov 22, 2009 6:08 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

killer

i have to watch this. though maybe not right this minute…

by gavia on Nov 22, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

God I love

The new millenium…

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Nov 22, 2009 8:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Many many thanks for the links

Worthy of their own fanshot imho

by andrewp on Nov 23, 2009 3:15 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

'Twitter Treasures' could work on a weekly basis don't you think?

After all, the gems laid out on Twitter are so precious ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 4:48 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

Tweets only stay in the brain for like 20 minutes, tops.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Nov 22, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Joke?

I’m one of the people who hasn’t signed on for Twitter;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 10:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Run! Save yourself!!

It’s too late for me and Gav and Sui and Zoerochelle and Nikki and….

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris... on Nov 22, 2009 8:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

way too late

#twitteraddicts

by gavia on Nov 22, 2009 8:51 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm actually smugly confident that in spite of an addictive personality Twitter won't catch me

I like lots of words ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 9:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Twitter is lots of words

just not at the same time.

by gavia on Nov 22, 2009 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I still like pages ... of paper

Anyway, no need to get on to Twitter, you guys bring it to us.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Nov 22, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I use twitter

And still read the NY Times in print… no need to exclude either ;-)

by dansel on Nov 22, 2009 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

mmm, newspaper

I read the print NYT also. So heart that thingy.

by gavia on Nov 23, 2009 12:17 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Especially the crosswords

even though they kick my a$$ almost every time.

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 8:05 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

well, the monday crossword is okay, but after that? forget it ;-)

by gavia on Nov 23, 2009 10:36 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll second that

Sometimes Tuesday is doable too. Well, like 90% doable… That counts, right?

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 10:50 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

pretty much

no way i could remember them for a whole week. daily is good. and sometimes there’s nothing funny. but that’s like almost never.

my fave today was vos reading monty’s post about guderzo’s new team. yay!

by gavia on Nov 22, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Vos reads the Cafe? Quality girl.

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 4:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Ted sent her the linky

for Monty’s story, and she commented on twitter that she’d read it. She seems to read lots about the womens scene and the women she races against. Smart, that ;-)

by gavia on Nov 23, 2009 10:37 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

My Dutch is haphazard

but I really enjoy her interviews and Twitterchat. She’s a very engaging personality.

by gavia on Nov 23, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone watching Hamme Zogge...?

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 22, 2009 9:36 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

That will be a no then!

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 22, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, too late!

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 4:49 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...

Should’ve known to come to the Cafe for discussion! Shame, shame on me…

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 8:06 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Next time ;)

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 8:57 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

One can never have too much cross discussion.

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 9:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear

The Church of the Drewd is growing. The End is nigh.

by Jens on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Jens, why do you hate mud?

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Cross gives us something to actually talk about

Rather than dream of April for all five months of winter.

Plus, it has mud. Think the best pictures of Paris-Roubaix and multiply the mud times ten. Yeah, now we’re talking.

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 10:54 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

So much fun

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 11:12 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

What a weekend for Stybar eh?

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

He's getting his power on

I thought he looked under pressure on the last lap Sunday but he really surprised me in the end. Sven looked overall strongest I think.

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 10:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, I was convinced Sven had it

"If I were World Road Race Champion, I would wear black shorts. That probably has more to do with me being on the wiser side of 30 and understanding better that the decisions I make now never really go away. White shorts would not be something I'd be proud of...." - David Millar, in Rouleur.

by Albertina on Nov 23, 2009 11:11 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm wondering if he wasted too much energy on the last lap

He was trying hard to ditch everyone and didn’t have his usual kick at the line. Looking back at the sprint he doesn’t look as powerful there as usual, but during the entire lap he was not afraid to attack. Sven seems to think he didn’t recover enough for the sprint either.

I like Stybar too, he’s a good youngun.

by dansel on Nov 23, 2009 11:16 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Dood!

Dit is een drama, the smaakmaker just doodsmacked!

De FIETS en anders NIETS

by Lopex on Nov 22, 2009 9:40 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

That's doodsmak

(couldn’t resist the urge to correct the dutchman on the dutch spelling, I don’t have that level of control over my inner besserwisser) :-)

by Jens on Nov 22, 2009 10:22 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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