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The Adventures of Barbie Barbie...and Friends!

Amstel Curaçao. Everybody talks about the beaches, the beer, and the nail-biting excitement of the race itself. But did it ever occur to anyone to discuss the very real dangers of the Caribbean? In an effort to increase the safety of our beloved pro peloton, we offer the following handy-dandy...

Guide to the Finned Creatures of Curaçao

Introducing Edvald Boasson Barbie!

Safe:

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Not safe:

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Approach with Caution:

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There--the world is much safer now.

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I'll try to keep Barbie Barbie appearing weekly throughout the off-season, but I wouldn't be surprised if the holidays got in the way again. Sorry about that.

Missed any previous adventures? Catch up here.

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Wow

that about sums things up. Just… wow.

Tickets are bought, Belgium here I come!

by jsallee00 on Dec 3, 2009 12:12 PM EST reply actions  

This is very helpful indeed.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses a finger. Or his virginity.

by Jen See on Dec 3, 2009 12:18 PM EST reply actions  

ROFL

Too funny as well as very educational.

by Katiek on Dec 3, 2009 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

On the other hand

this post lends great insight into the purposes of Amstel Curacao, and why it tends to draw younger, more obviously single riders. Leave it to Frank, however, to get engaged there… the booty errand equivalent of flipping over a guardrail.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 3, 2009 2:05 PM EST reply actions  

snort
the booty errand equivalent of flipping over a guardrail.

by ZoeRochelle on Dec 3, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Fortunately

it won’t be Buff Abe, he needs his right hand more than ever.

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 3, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

My head finished the last cartoon.

All the cyclist where running to/making a line for the mermaid: Shouting me, me..

Second pic: I pic you Poiting to EBG

Third pic. HH: Damn.. Again second…

by Frinking on Dec 3, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

Is EBH really wearing a Zebra swimsuit?

Seems a bit flashy for him. Or has King Mario been hanging around the Columbia team bus lately?

by Douglas Ansel on Dec 3, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

well

you know how it is with those shy boys.

by Jen See on Dec 3, 2009 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not that bad--mostly blue.

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 3, 2009 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

silvery

I like how he pulls it up all high. Very sexy.

by Jen See on Dec 3, 2009 9:08 PM EST up reply actions  

grandpa chic?

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 3, 2009 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

What's the props budget again?

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 3, 2009 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Bah!

You know damn well you were buying that suit regardless!

"Harder! Better! Faster! Stronger!" Philippe Gilbert

by Chris Fontecchio on Dec 4, 2009 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I for one do not support Barbie on Dolphin porn...

Look, it's a bird...no, it's a plane....oh never mind it's just fucking balloon boy

by Phil H. on Dec 3, 2009 9:04 PM EST reply actions  

Ahem.

Reference shot.

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 3, 2009 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well that's fine, it's the barbie and stuffed dolphin part I don't approve of.

Look, it's a bird...no, it's a plane....oh never mind it's just fucking balloon boy

by Phil H. on Dec 3, 2009 10:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I remembered this one

but “nud-covered Benna” I didn’t; seeing it made your version much more fun. Could be useful to include links to these stage setting pics on your page?

by tedvdw on Dec 4, 2009 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Good idea

I actually set something like that up on the Barbie Barbie page yesterday. Now, if you click on one of the images, you’ll be directed to a paragraph of notes, explaining background stuff and including reference shots when they exist. Example. I’ll be happy to include that link here from now on.

Notes for Finned Creatures.

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 4, 2009 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

(page title is WFT)

by tedvdw on Dec 4, 2009 9:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm so dyslexic.

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 4, 2009 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

very fun!

This gets better and better!

by Jen See on Dec 4, 2009 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Footnotes - excellent!

Now I don’t have to spend 10 minutes explaining each episode to my friends. Though they’ve loved it too, even without the notes.

by Veloki on Dec 4, 2009 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Tan lines on EBH too?

Your touch is superb.

I’m glad we have an EBH too now – I can see him and Haussler providing good fodder this spring…

by Douglas Ansel on Dec 3, 2009 11:22 PM EST reply actions  

I do have a new doll--one that took me about 6 tries to get on eBay.

Haven’t quite decided how to use him or if I’ll need to make his kit (relatively easy one, but I don’t think I have what I need on hand). There’s an idea in my head for a Christmas-themed episode that might use 3 or 4 dolls, maybe 2 of which will be new…

But next week, back to the original Barbie Barbie. It’s his series, after all.

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 4, 2009 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Bringing in too many gueststars

is usually a good sign that a series has jumped the shark so that seems wise.

by Jens on Dec 4, 2009 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

If only Abe had been able to jump the shark...

It was just a long race--Edvald Boasson Hagen, on the Giro

by majope on Dec 4, 2009 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Buff Abe is my favourite character

I can’t look at him without laughing.

“Four score and five fingers ago………..”

by Jens on Dec 4, 2009 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

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