ATOC Prologue Report...
Well, I drove up to the grandparents yesterday through what passes for biblical weather in Southern California (in the rest of the world I believe it's referred to as a "mid-afternoon inconvenience). As Gavia promised, the Grapevine (the main pass in to and out of the Los Angeles basin for those of you not from Cali) was covered in snow along all the eastern slopes from a blizzard that had passed through. The result being that I didn't actually arrive until about 11PM last night.
No worries though as I didn't have to get to Sacramento until about 11 this morning for the festivities to begin.
This is Interstate 5 near Frazier Mt. Park.
While there was pretty miserable weather that had the potential to rain things out, it managed to hold off until the very end, with only the last three or four riders coming through with sprinkles. The Capitol building was gleeming as white as our governors teeth for the majority of the time.
I drove out to the light rail system past Sac and then took the Blue Line in to avoid all the traffic closures. It dropped me off about six blocks north of where the "Festival" was.
What a major disappointment that "festival" was. I mean I was expecting a couple of cycling related booths, an Amgen tent maybe, kettle corn, cotton candy, hot dogs, beer, something. It was a freakin' bicycle trade show. I know, I know, I'm in the minority here thinking that it was a major waste of space, but I was hoping for something more festive than a bunch of booths with people handing out business cards.
So it was that I avoided the entire festival area as much as possible and went to go see people actually USING the equipment rather than just hawking it. The team RVs for Astana and Jelly Belly were parked next to each other and it was a MASSIVE spectacle watching the difference between the two. One had tumbleweeds blowing around it... the other you would have thought they had an albino gorilla on display... it was a freakshow!
A little bit of hard looking and searching did yield at least one familiar rider without a crowd mouth breathing in front of him...
After wandering about the team buses we still had some time to kill so we went off in search of a place to grab some food and drink. On the way past the finish line, I was accosted by a travel group of Armstrong Hare Krishnas Livestrong PR people that pressed gigantic pieces of yellow chalk into my hand. People were scribbling "HOPE" and "LIVESTRONG" onto the pavement so I responded in the only possible way I thought was appropriate...
Had I had more time to think (and more chalk) I would have written "WHY DO YOU LOVE CANCER JIMBO" and "SHUT THE F*CK UP DONNY" too.
Having marked the territory exclusively for PodiumCafe, it was lunch time. We went to a place called "Grange" in a hotel somewhere northish of the race course for a magnificent bottle of wine and a pretty decent meal. Really besides the wine, the best thing was the Bretagne restaurant manager that spent a good twenty to thirty minutes explaining a set of sommelier training perfumes he had and how badly he wished that I would educate myself similarly. Seriously guy, I'm already teaching myself the difference between Baroque and Classical music ... I don't have time to understand why soil imparts a chickory bouquet to a Medoc.
Finishing up with lunch, I realized we were going to be too late to see Jens! which bummed me out a little. Nevertheless, I was far from disappointed at seeing my first race up close and in the flesh. Getting to the course a little later than everyone else meant all the primo places were already taken so I took up a spot after the finish line where I could see the finish gate, see the crowd go wild as the rider headed to the checkered flag, see the team car peel off, and then the rider would come past on the slow down roll that you always see them taking.
The wide open casualness of it shocks me, completely. The closest I've ever gotten to a professional athlete is Spring Training. As soon as these guys are off the course, it seems that much of the swagger of their stature dissappates and the next thing you know, Levi Leipheimer is rolling buy you on a $20,000 bicycle with jeans and a sweatshirt on. Bizarre.
Anyway, there I was... after the finish... looking like I had my racing form for handicapping purposes... If Ruthann hadn't posted up the rider numbers, I'd have been totally lost.
Here's a couple of shots I got that actually turned out semi-decent. I had totally the wrong gear along for this sort of thing...
Tommeke...
Floyd...
Apparently, Big George got screwed with a mechanical (flatted?) and when he came through the finish, he was definately not pleased. When Fabian Cancellara blew across the line he just kept going and going like a Swiss Bunny he had so much kinetic energy in him. George though... he came across the line and boom... done.
And of course, the rider that everyone was there to see and no one could stop talking about...
Levi Leipheimer...
(Ok, you all know that I'm the ghey-for-armstrong-trekki-disco-fanboy [well, me and Will]. Count me officially sick of the Lance hooplah already. Great for cycling... fine... great for the fight against cancer... super... but man, it's ponderous.)
So, the weather tomorrow is supposed to be brutal. 40 degree temperatures, 45mph wind gusts... rain, hail and even a small chance of snow. My grandparents have the heater going though and it's nice and toasty here with my beloved Don Julio.
G'night all...
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I'm sort of bummed that you ran out of chalk
but nice work anyway… The “Jens!” is perfect. I will look for you at the finish tomorrow, and head over to that brew pub. You will know me by the manic look in my eyes…
Where the #@&$ is my Time?
Awesome Jens!!!!
Jens! is so going to know PdC by the end of the season…He has already seen photos in adelaide….
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950
great report
Sounds like a lot of fun,
And what road graffiti skills you have
formerly known as cyclingchallenge
Crashdan, the graffiti king! Splendid stuff, well done.
We are spreading the Podium Cafe message around the world! It all looks so much fun…jealous, moi?
Welcome to live racing Dude,
and thanks for the Boonen shot.
Vs pissed me off yesterday when they showed him start and then abandoned him for the other US riders. You knew the top 10 was going to be filled with power sprinters (it was) and Tommeke was going to be top 10 (he was), and yet I have to watch Floyd finish 90th?
Ugh.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
But Floyd has been sidelined with that hipinjury for two years, it's such a great comeback-story.
Plus he was in that movie “Witness” or something………….
I can't believe
you brought Cynthia’s dog bowling, Jens.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
What are you trying to say?
I am the walrus.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
Mark it fucking Zero!
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
Drew my friend, you are entering a world of pain.
(especially since I’m like 5 minutes from entering my VDS. I’m basically stumped when it comes to team-name.)
How about
The Rolling Pendejos
DS – The Jesus
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
I think you've got something there
and it will dovetail nicely with my team name. Possibly Dan’s too.
I’ll say no more. Gotta go eat pancakes now with the family.
Ok, I’ll say one more thing – Smokey, this is not ’Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
Nice chalking job!
Looking forward to more reports
Love that this was your first time!
Reading about it from someone who’s not seen a race is pretty fun. Thanks!!
And nice chalking!
If you’re at the start today, I hope you go say hello to those Jelly Belly boys! Great guys and always good to fans. :-)
Anyone found spray chalk out there. Not something I can bring on thee plane as it’s over the 3 oz rule.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
And not just any jelly beans.... but SPORT BEANS. :-)
Plus Danny is great at making sure the postcards are there for fans to get autographs on.
Go say hello people! Wish Brad some good luck too. He’s trained hard for this one so I hope he gets some good results this week.
What is up with Versus using Charles and Charlie? Seriously. Brad has been in the field long enough that they should know he goes by Brad and not his first name of Charles.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
and somebody
say hi to Will and let him know that Vancouver wishes him well in his debut with Jelly Belly!!
Hope these guys stop by them. If they slack off though, I'll make sure to give him
your shout out. :-) At the first stage of the TOM start, Brad introduced me to Kiel as the newbie on the team.
Hoping to meet the 4 new guys next week.
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Looking forward to it.
Jelly Belly is one of my favorite teams and it’s always good to see them at the races. They put up with my hello’s every time and Danny keeps the guys on good behavior around the ladies. ha ha. :-)
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Do you have a real name or should I say it's from nickel17 at the PdC?
Feel free to email me if you’re wiling to share but don’t want it out for all. :-)
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
I've passed the note along via one of his teammates. :-)
"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."
Ha Ha that should make them easy to find
just follow the trail of spaced out kids to its source.
Dan, what a great day you had! Funny post and fantastic
road graffiti: thank you. Have fun today and stay dry!
"It's official. For the next four years, it will be pronounced 'nuclear' " --Seth Meyers
Departure from Davis is at 12:00 Noon local time (PST)...
… first sprint should be about 12:30 although that might be generous because the weather here is AWFUL… not himalayan awful, but pretty nasty and rainy.
Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.
The unbearable lonliness of an intermediate Sprint two hours before the race...
The Herbalife Intermediate Sprint in Winters, CA


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