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Sausalito Swallows

Rain.... cold... grumble... frown... harumph... that pretty much sums up the start today in Sausalito. 44 degrees and raining. 8:30 AM. Yep. Ass conditions...

But, I did get to see a few riders as they rolled out to the start and managed to grab a few photos and one video of the start. None of the riders looked happy in the slightest. They cancelled the normal parade laps around Sausalito and just got to it...

Before the race I asked Jens! if he was going to attack today. "Today is a Jens! day!", yelled I. But sadly, Jens just grumbled something gutteral and angry sounding. So I backed away... Then I asked Big Schleck to smile for his fans, but Frank said "not much to smile about today, grumble, grumble, I want to cry..." Kirk O'Bee was cool to me "good luck Kirk" says I... Kirk says "thanks man!"... and Pieter Weening signed autographs in the rain. Classy.... Then I retired to my waterproof and sound proof suite above the posh Poggio Trattoria to drink wine, eat bacon, and talk cycling with my cycling club buddies. Good times... And it turns out one of them had a VIP pass, which he gave to me. Now I have a VIP pass. Working photog one day, bacon eating VIP the next... imagine what could happen tomorrow?

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imagine what could happen tomorrow?

Snuggies spokesman, perhaps?

by Sui Juris on Feb 16, 2009 6:15 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

"Pieter Weening"

[snicker] is that a name or an occupation?

by itswells on Feb 16, 2009 6:21 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

I hear Ted Haggard is still

looking for job.

(Oh, that probably went too far, didn’t it?)

by Sui Juris on Feb 16, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Another few sectors worth of potential advertisers go by the boards…

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris... on Feb 16, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Good point

I’m sure there is some great untapped reservoir of evangelical churches looking to advertise here that none of us know about.

Where the #@&$ is my Time?

by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey

If this isn’t a religion, I don’t know what is.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris... on Feb 16, 2009 7:38 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

oh

I was thinking meth dealers.

Now I don’t feel so bad.

by Sui Juris on Feb 16, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Or male prostitutes?

Not sure they are a group that is easily offended though

Where the #@&$ is my Time?

by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

occupational hazard?

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.instantrimshot.com

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

That is a rider on the Rabobank squad

who won a stage in the TdF once upon a time. And he is Dutch so he has a silly sounding name. Don’t hate the brother cause he’s Dutch…

Where the #@&$ is my Time?

by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Solo act into the Vosges or something? 2006 or 07??

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris... on Feb 16, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Some journalist

Predicted him to be the Tour 2008 winner. A lot of media copied the hoax. Funny.
The man couldn’t even win a mountain stage on a derny.

by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 7:51 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't go so far as to say I hate the the brother.

But, he definitely got a silly sounding name. What’s he gonna do? Brother’s Dutch.

by itswells on Feb 16, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

But is he...

the foot-fucking- master?

I could use a foot massage!

Racing for Victory and Free Beer!

by DemonCats on Feb 16, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Pieter Weening

sounds a little cooler when said by a dutch guy

thx for the photos/post

formerly known as cyclingchallenge

by Willj on Feb 17, 2009 4:21 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Weening

Does it work for writing too?

You should pronounce the ‘ee’ part as ‘ai’ as in mail. Waining.

Begrepen?

by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

His first name

Is pronounced as the English Peter.

Peter Waining.

Maybe we should rewrite all cyclists names to make sure you languistically-challenged Norther Americans pronounce them correctly.

:-)

by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 7:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

To tell you the truth

“Peter Waning” isn’t any better—sounds like the reason one would reach for Viagra.

Google is my domestique.

by majope on Feb 17, 2009 7:59 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

As long as you pronounce it correctly

you can think what you want ;-)

Stretch the a in waning and you come pretty close to genuine Dutch.

by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Post of the M*** F*** CENTURY!

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by crashdan on Feb 16, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

I’m wondering if they would have been that way if a lady was chatting to them ;-)

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Feb 17, 2009 1:50 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Only one way to prove your hypothesis ;-)

Get yourself to California – pronto

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I've been thinking about it,

BUt the time i get there i’d miss at least two stages..

But the ToC will be on my too see list now… I

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Feb 17, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Swallows

I thought they returned to Capistrano? I could be mistaken…

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris... on Feb 17, 2009 10:14 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

The swallows is a reference to the bacon I was eating

in case that was not clear to anyone…

Where the #@&$ is my Time?

by Jimbo... on Feb 17, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm intrigued by this bacon you speak of

could you post a picture?

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Turbackonducken...


And yes… I already regret having posted it, even though I haven’t posted it yet…

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Yikes

is that a dog’s head under there?

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris... on Feb 17, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks Chris

No, no it’s no trouble. I was planning on vomitting the whole evening anyway.

by Jens on Feb 17, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Actually, I kinda see where Chris was going with that...

… I’m not happy that I see it now… and will not be able to see anything else at this point… but I can picture it…

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Wellsie...

… I think I love you. I love you exclusively for your bacon, not your mind.

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not helping you get rich am I?

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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

If only it came with

a shaving kit shaped like a sausage………….

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

First you lather up with the Mettwurst...

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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I've got

shaving cream that’s made of sausage so this isn’t much of a stretch.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

You really are Tyler Durden...

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

As in WWTDD? One of my favorite sites.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!

I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” Aleksh…

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc.

by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

I'll take Jap anUS Relations for $400 Trebek

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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