Sausalito Swallows
Rain.... cold... grumble... frown... harumph... that pretty much sums up the start today in Sausalito. 44 degrees and raining. 8:30 AM. Yep. Ass conditions...
But, I did get to see a few riders as they rolled out to the start and managed to grab a few photos and one video of the start. None of the riders looked happy in the slightest. They cancelled the normal parade laps around Sausalito and just got to it...
Before the race I asked Jens! if he was going to attack today. "Today is a Jens! day!", yelled I. But sadly, Jens just grumbled something gutteral and angry sounding. So I backed away... Then I asked Big Schleck to smile for his fans, but Frank said "not much to smile about today, grumble, grumble, I want to cry..." Kirk O'Bee was cool to me "good luck Kirk" says I... Kirk says "thanks man!"... and Pieter Weening signed autographs in the rain. Classy.... Then I retired to my waterproof and sound proof suite above the posh Poggio Trattoria to drink wine, eat bacon, and talk cycling with my cycling club buddies. Good times... And it turns out one of them had a VIP pass, which he gave to me. Now I have a VIP pass. Working photog one day, bacon eating VIP the next... imagine what could happen tomorrow?
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imagine what could happen tomorrow?
Snuggies spokesman, perhaps?
by Sui Juris on Feb 16, 2009 6:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
"Pieter Weening"
[snicker] is that a name or an occupation?
by itswells on Feb 16, 2009 6:21 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I hear Ted Haggard is still
looking for job.
(Oh, that probably went too far, didn’t it?)
by Sui Juris on Feb 16, 2009 6:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Another few sectors worth of potential advertisers go by the boards…
CQRanking.com, you complete me.
by Chris... on Feb 16, 2009 6:59 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I’m sure there is some great untapped reservoir of evangelical churches looking to advertise here that none of us know about.
Where the #@&$ is my Time?
by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
oh
I was thinking meth dealers.
Now I don’t feel so bad.
by Sui Juris on Feb 16, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Or male prostitutes?
Not sure they are a group that is easily offended though
Where the #@&$ is my Time?
by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 7:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
occupational hazard?
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 8:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.instantrimshot.com
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 11:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That is a rider on the Rabobank squad
who won a stage in the TdF once upon a time. And he is Dutch so he has a silly sounding name. Don’t hate the brother cause he’s Dutch…
Where the #@&$ is my Time?
by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
Solo act into the Vosges or something? 2006 or 07??
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by Chris... on Feb 16, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
2005, stage 8
Where the #@&$ is my Time?
by Jimbo... on Feb 16, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Some journalist
Predicted him to be the Tour 2008 winner. A lot of media copied the hoax. Funny.
The man couldn’t even win a mountain stage on a derny.
by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 7:51 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't go so far as to say I hate the the brother.
But, he definitely got a silly sounding name. What’s he gonna do? Brother’s Dutch.
by itswells on Feb 16, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
But is he...
the foot-fucking- master?
I could use a foot massage!
Racing for Victory and Free Beer!
by DemonCats on Feb 16, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Pieter Weening
sounds a little cooler when said by a dutch guy
thx for the photos/post
formerly known as cyclingchallenge
by Willj on Feb 17, 2009 4:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Weening
Does it work for writing too?
You should pronounce the ‘ee’ part as ‘ai’ as in mail. Waining.
Begrepen?
by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 7:53 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
His first name
Is pronounced as the English Peter.
Peter Waining.
Maybe we should rewrite all cyclists names to make sure you languistically-challenged Norther Americans pronounce them correctly.
:-)
by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 7:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
To tell you the truth
“Peter Waning” isn’t any better—sounds like the reason one would reach for Viagra.
Google is my domestique.
by majope on Feb 17, 2009 7:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
As long as you pronounce it correctly
you can think what you want ;-)
Stretch the a in waning and you come pretty close to genuine Dutch.
by Lopex on Feb 17, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Post of the M*** F*** CENTURY!
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by crashdan on Feb 16, 2009 10:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
I’m wondering if they would have been that way if a lady was chatting to them ;-)
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950
by CycleGirl on Feb 17, 2009 1:50 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Only one way to prove your hypothesis ;-)
Get yourself to California – pronto
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 8:30 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I've been thinking about it,
BUt the time i get there i’d miss at least two stages..
But the ToC will be on my too see list now… I
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950
by CycleGirl on Feb 17, 2009 4:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Swallows
I thought they returned to Capistrano? I could be mistaken…
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by Chris... on Feb 17, 2009 10:14 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
The swallows is a reference to the bacon I was eating
in case that was not clear to anyone…
Where the #@&$ is my Time?
by Jimbo... on Feb 17, 2009 11:46 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm intrigued by this bacon you speak of
could you post a picture?
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Turbackonducken...

And yes… I already regret having posted it, even though I haven’t posted it yet…
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:10 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Can the vegetarians get that in the shape of a turnip?
by Jens on Feb 17, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
No, but at Sakura Sushi in Long Beach... you can get sushi in the shape of a Pokemon Ball...

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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:24 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Yikes
is that a dog’s head under there?
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by Chris... on Feb 17, 2009 12:26 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Chris
No, no it’s no trouble. I was planning on vomitting the whole evening anyway.
by Jens on Feb 17, 2009 12:43 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, I kinda see where Chris was going with that...
… I’m not happy that I see it now… and will not be able to see anything else at this point… but I can picture it…
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:49 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
mmmm...I'm coming to your house for Thanksgiving.
And THIS will be my luggage!
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by itswells on Feb 17, 2009 12:12 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wellsie...
… I think I love you. I love you exclusively for your bacon, not your mind.
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
...if I had a dime for every time I heard that line...
I’d have…well, just a dime.
by itswells on Feb 17, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not helping you get rich am I?
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:21 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
If only it came with
a shaving kit shaped like a sausage………….
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 12:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
They'd make one if only they hadn't thought you were going to try to use it.
by Jens on Feb 17, 2009 12:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
First you lather up with the Mettwurst...
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I've got
shaving cream that’s made of sausage so this isn’t much of a stretch.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
You really are Tyler Durden...
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
As in WWTDD? One of my favorite sites.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 2:28 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG!
I’ll take “The Penis Mightier” Aleksh…
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by crashdan on Feb 17, 2009 2:39 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take Jap anUS Relations for $400 Trebek
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
by Drew... on Feb 17, 2009 2:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
thash shwat your mother wanted to do to
me, Aleksh.
by Sui Juris on Feb 17, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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