Calling Dan!
The Merced races (Merco Credit Union cit & road race) are this weekend. And Emilia is going to be racing (startlist)
Just sayin'
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Dammit Lyne...
… that’s just cruel.
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
Tell her that I am regretfully committed to the pursuit of personal goals this weekend...
… but if she would ever like to go SCUBA diving or ride a motorcycle or get a tour of Los Angeles or go hiking, you know a great looking quirky German guy on Los Angeles’ West Side.
Also, I’ve been joking about the whole stalking thing. And probably best not to mention that the only bike I’ve ridden in 10 years was Jimbo’s last Friday… or my superfluous third nipple.
In fact… best not mention anything I’ve ever posted on this site at all.
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
Does this mean my hero crashdan....
…will not meet his dream girl….bummer!!!
crashdan….Emilia is not only beautiful…but also charming, friendly, and speaks perfect English!!! You sure you want to miss her? Hmmmmm?
Do I WANT to miss her? No...
… will I miss her? $565 nonrefundable dollars says you betcha. And on that note… it’s back to the Nitrox course materials…
Partial pressure of O₂ at 66 feet utilizing EANx32 is .96 which translates to an Equivalent Air Depth on the chart of…
zzzzzzzzzzzz….
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
Are you kidding, that's my back yard!
Well… technically it’s the Inland Empire, which no one would ever want to claim as their back yard… but still… I’ll be there!!
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
What's the policy on independent motos giving lifts to photographers?
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
I keep waiting for log pyramids and concertina wire to make a comeback as traffic medians...
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
You mean you don't know?
I thought all you leather-chap wearing moto-riders had a secret handshake or something.
Nope... there's no secret handshake...

Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
By March eh?
… I might be able to get the Triumph in shape by then. I’ll let you know if you should bring a helmet… and you let me know if I should bring a spare for Emilia…
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
crashdan.....you always make me chuckle!!
Redlands actually would be a great race to meet and chat with Emila….or any of the riders. The women are far more accessible and (I think) nicer than the men. Columbia has always been very “media friendly.”
Dan Does Redlands…..dang, sounds like a bad porn movie!!!
You might not want to use
“the women are far more accessible” and “Crashdan” in the same sentence.
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
Lovely conservative area Redlands is too...
… one of the epicenters of the housing market debacle… I say we take ’em by the throat and kick ’em in the ass.
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
Just get your grip heater fixed first
so both your hands are warm when you… you know… shake her hand….
The Dude will have a White Russian...
Don't put your hands...
… where you wouldn’t put your face.
Boonen's a shark... choking on Livestrong chalk and FAIL. Go Cav!
Don't be fatuous Daniel
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen

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