Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Ohio State And Florida Target 2013 Receiver Recruits

Open Thread

Podium Cafe

It's not quite Friday, but Thursday is so very close to Friday. Welcome to Happy Hour. Pull up a stool, make yourself comfy. Chat about nothing or something or well, whatever. That's the point of Happy Hour, isn't it? Beverages, we got beverages. What're ya having? We gotcha covered.

I hear there's a race this weekend. Something about cobbles. Surely you have picks? I'd pick Gilbert. But he's peaking for the Ardennes. Or, so he says. I do like Chavanel. A French winner? That would be something to see. Boonen, to early. Pozzato, won it before, has the power of the hair. That hair, are we sure that's permitted under UCI rules? Perhaps we'd better check. And who from Garmin made the top ten? Now, I'm forgetting, which is truly embarassing. \o/! Tyler Farrar, he wouldn't be a bad pick, would he?

Really, you all can do this far better than I can. Pass the beverages... Dood, who ate all the pretzels?

Comment 281 comments  |  1 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

More from Podium Cafe

Open Thread

Nov 2008 by Chris Fontecchio - 45 comments

Sunday's Fun Day

Aug 2008 by Jen See - 71 comments

Rest Day Banter!

Jul 2008 by Jen See - 185 comments

Open Thread

Jun 2008 by Chris Fontecchio - 29 comments

Post-Giro VDS Open Thread

Jun 2008 by Chris Fontecchio - 29 comments

Around SB Nation

Thursday March Madness Open Thread

Mar 2011 from Bruins Nation - 377 comments

Open Thread: NCAAT Day Two

Mar 2011 from Card Chronicle - 82 comments

Comments

Display:

Cool graphic!

Me likey.

"....Up Sestriere on a rental clunker in jeans and loafers? Brother, lemme buy you a beer."

by Rolls on Feb 26, 2009 5:42 PM EST reply actions  

I want that logo on a jersey

or at least on a t-shirt. I’m seeing a black shirt with that logo in orange, some cool slogan underneath.

Hey Veloki, can you throw together some comps?

The rest of you, get to work on the slogans. Here is my first idea…

        \O/
DOODSMAK!

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

How about

I heart my \O/

Sometimes I wonder...why is that Frisbee getting bigger?...and then it hits me.

by bethie on Feb 26, 2009 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oops, that looks kind of kinky

Sometimes I wonder...why is that Frisbee getting bigger?...and then it hits me.

by bethie on Feb 26, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

but it doesn’t make it untrue

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 6:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd vote for jsut the logo

those in the know will know. And those out of the know shouldn’t.

by Hons on Feb 26, 2009 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

ja

Big fan of just the logo.

Unless we want to put a phrase of some sort on the back.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Logo only

if anything else must be on it, make it tiny and on the hem. I love love the idea of a No Logo logo shirt.

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Me three

Logo only.

"....Up Sestriere on a rental clunker in jeans and loafers? Brother, lemme buy you a beer."

by Rolls on Feb 26, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Love that idea Hons

Maybe on the back it could simply say DOODSMAK in big, gothic block letters, thus integrating your idea and Jimbos.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Right... big white gothic "DOODSMAK" on the back...

… maybe we can get it with a nice deep plunging douchneck V in the front too and a fancy TapouT logo…

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 27, 2009 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Shut the Fuck up Donny

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait wait...

… how about a fake rose thorn vine tattoo looking thing that sort of spreads around the pec to the shoulder… and right over the \o/ we just have Jimbo throw a fuckton of white paint at us and then we use our finger to smear it into an Anarchy symbol.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 27, 2009 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

All I'm suggesting

Is some block lettering (small, unobtrusive) across the back of the shirt that says DOODSMAK. Shit, some people will probably think it’s a Dutch speed metal band.

Really, is that so offensive? It worked very well for Soundgarden.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, excellent!

Can you use a company that does kids sizes too?

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

They do, they do!

Chris check your email when you get caught up and get back to us. :-)

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 26, 2009 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh.

Funny, I started trying to find some quality t makers this week, with just that in mind. Being the graphics master that you are, I leave it in your hands, and ask only that we sort the order on something American Apparel-quality or better.*

(Okay, I’d ask for a plain white/black design, too.)

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I've used a company called customink.com...

… they did a fantastic job on the shirts I ordered. Pricey for a batch of two or three, but the cost comes down relative to quantity.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I can drop you a link of who I've order many others from that I was thinking

of setting stuff up for the Cafe at. You pretty much set up the design/graphic and then they offer a huge array of shirts and types of shirts to choose from. Prices range on the shirt style and such you choose. And multiple colors and sizes from little kids to the green giant. I’ve gone super cheep on some shirts, to much higher quality on others depending on what I needed it for. Fun options.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 26, 2009 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

How 'bout

the \O/ on the front and

“If you don’t blog on PdC, then F&%$ you!”

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Lionel Spruill will have your

shirt banned by next session, Mr. Swells.

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

phew

i thought i was supposed to know that one….

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It took me a minute...

but the link jogged my memory.

I immediately regretted my suggestion a few minutes ago. T-shirts would be awesome, but if I can’t wear it around my kids…

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

How bout these...

Front

Back

hat

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

totally!

that beanie is suweet!

i’d leave the writing off the back of the shirt, myself. just black shirt with logo.

but man, that beanie. must have.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't mind the writing

doodsmak is ok…but how ’bout “PdC”…still simple.

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 7:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Just paypal me

the cost of a Pinarello Prince (that price includes shipping and handling) and it’s yours

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh...

always the pinarello with you, isn’t it.

sheesh, i’m surprised your if doesn’t disown you in disgust.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

shhh

ixnay on the ifsay omentkay

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually

all you have to do is go to customink.com or to zazzle.com and you can design a one-off hat, shirt, hoodie, whatever, in a plethora or colors and styles… and they will ship it directly to the gav shack. Cost you $20 bucks maybe?

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

had no idea… this shit i learn on this site.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That's how I got those pictures

you could probably get it embroidered even

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

hrm

bad quality, in my experience.

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

mmm

want good quality.

the american thingy you mentioned are good stuff.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Zazzle offered many levels.

Sorry V – work was a bitch today, I’m attempting to catch up but want to go home soon.

Zazzle has almost everything from super cheep to much nicer quality tees. The prices range on the style and size so you can even do polo’s and such.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 26, 2009 9:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know any of the companies

Whatever you all decide, I’ll prep the graphic files. I know Nikki was willing to do the leg work on finding a place.

by Veloki on Feb 26, 2009 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait, wait

We need a hi-res logo first. I can either post one to the site, or Veloki and Nikki can get it where you want it sent. But quality is in part about getting them hi-res artwork, no?

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

vee can do this :-)

She has already offered, so that part is no problemo.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent

And, it should be noted, Vee is the owner of the copyright, not me.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

certo

As it should be.

I believe she and Nik have been chatting about working together on this.

I’ll follow up :-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I've used Customink as well

in the past and have been pleased with the company.

by Katiek on Feb 27, 2009 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

is a used one okay?

some local racing this weekend ….

by lyne on Feb 26, 2009 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, yes

i did see the beanie. and would almost steal a pinarello for it. almost

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Lyne

if you steal two pinarellos, I will get you a snuggie with that logo on it… promise

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

oh my......HA!

picturing lyne in a snuggie…that’s funny stuff!

by steph- on Feb 27, 2009 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Merci

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

How did you even anticipate my up thread comment that I wrote before coming down here?

Tha’s downright scary.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

We may share a brain

or half a brain in our case

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 27, 2009 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm sure some would say

the two of us together don’t add up to a halfwit. But I wouldn’t be one of them.

Btw, can I borrow the brain on Tuesday? Big meeting coming up.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait

I thought you had it?

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 27, 2009 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit

Ok, let me look around for……….what again?

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

"...The mind has to rule the body and tell the body, shut up and do what I tell you to do..." Jens!

by Clydesdale on Feb 27, 2009 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't see the pic (might just be here at work)

but I love the avatar. :-)

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I kind of like Bethie's line up there...

\o/ on the front and “That looks kinda kinky” on the back.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck

I can’t seem to locate a cap-maker.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Try one of the sponsors on the right hand side

of this link. I don’t recall exactly which one, but there are 2 or 3 that make cycling caps.

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Walz

can’t say I’ve got good things to say about the quality, there.

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

If I made a flag for the Spring Classics and got it on CTV...

Do I get an extra 5 VDS points? If Hoste pulls a flecha and grabs said flag, can I get 10 extra VDS points?

by PopUp Rolen on Feb 26, 2009 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, he wants a reward

not a punishment

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 8:36 AM EST up reply actions  

bahahahaha!

I so want to see that on teevee. And while you’re at it, paint the road!

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

YES!

And if you could fashion some kind of helmet with the “O” on the front, with two big “[[COMMENT_CHILDREN_TOKEN]]#8221; & “/” sticking off of it, and run in front of the peloton wearing a sequined speedo and some fishnet stockings…that’d be great.

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Orange is indeed the way to go

says Albertina, resplendent in her Euskie jersey ;-)

by Albertina on Feb 26, 2009 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

the only phrase that should ever come after the word "resplendent"...

… is “black jeweled battle shorts”.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives...

…but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated. For instance, at the very moment that Arthur Dent said “I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel”, a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders, resplendent in their black-jewelled battle shorts, were meeting for the last time when a dreadful silence fell, and at that very moment the words “I wouldn’t want to go anywhere without my wonderful towel” drifted across the conference table. Unfortunately, in their native tongue this was the most appalling insult imaginable, so the two opposing battle fleets decided to settle their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our galaxy – now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands of years the mighty starships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the planet Earth – where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time.

- Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams)

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Not appalling...

… merely undereducated :)

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

really?

you’ve actually read that brick? i’ve tried like three times. failed all three. i even have the nice new translation. my cat enjoys sitting on it.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess it's too thick to be a front wheel support? ;-)

It’s a GREAT book. I won’t have a word said against it. Though it has way too many characters for one’s sanity…..

by Albertina on Feb 26, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

that's totally what cracked me

that and they all have russian names. and there are far too many pages. otherwise, sounds great.

;-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

huh

maybe i try this again someday. but really, i prefer shorter novels.

ever read any italo calvino? mindfuck.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

The Master and Margerita

that’s the one Russian book that everyone has to read. It’s even got a giant cat in it.

by Monty. on Feb 26, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

are there russian names?

because, i really can’t do russian names. maybe someone could write me a version of war and peace with dick and jane names….

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

But the names are part of the fun

It’s all the social hierarchy and such. Try this bit (I hope it doesn’t go too funny over this side of the page):

     ‘She was carrying some of those repulsive yellow flowers. God knows
what they’re called, but they are somehow always the first to come out in
spring. They stood out very sharply against her black dress. She was
carrying yellow flowers! It’s an ugly colour. She turned off Tverskaya into
a side-street and turned round. You know the Tverskaya, don’t you? There
must have been a thousand people on it but I swear to you that she saw no
one but me. She had a look of suffering and I was struck less by her beauty
than by the extraordinary loneliness in her eyes. Obeying that yellow signal
I too turned into the side-street and followed her. We walked in silence
down that dreary, winding little street without saying a word, she on one
side, I on the other. There was not another soul in the street. I was in
agony because I felt I had to speak to her and was worried that I might not
be able to utter a word, she would disappear and I should never see her
again. Then, if you can believe it, she said :
     " Do you like my flowers? "
     ‘I remember exactly how her voice sounded. It was pitched fairly low
but with a catch in it and stupid as it may sound I had the impression that
it echoed across the street and reverberated from the dirty yellow wall. I
quickly crossed to her side and going up to her replied : " No ’ She looked
at me in surprise and suddenly, completely unexpectedly, I realised that I
had been in love with this woman all my life. Extraordinary, isn’t it?
You’ll say I was mad, I expect.’
     ‘I say nothing of the sort,’ exclaimed Ivan, adding : ’ Please, please
go on.’
     The visitor continued:
     ‘Yes, she looked at me in surprise and then she said : " Don’t you
like flowers at all? "
     ‘There was, I felt, hostility in her voice. I walked on alongside her,
trying to walk in step with her and to my amazement I felt completely free
of shyness.
     ’" No, I like flowers, only not these," I said.
     ‘" Which flowers do you like? "
     ’" I love roses."
     ’I immediately regretted having said it, because she smiled guiltily
and threw her flowers into the gutter. Slightly embarrassed, I picked them
up and gave them to her but she pushed them away with a smile and I had to
carry them.

by Monty. on Feb 26, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

okay

that’s doable. i only say one name ;-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Think of it as Vine or something like that

I just love the brilliance of the line “I like flowers, only not these”

by Monty. on Feb 26, 2009 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

lol, yeah

That is a cool line. And I like that she throws them in the gutter, and he picks them back up.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually it's not really a love story at all

That’s just the line I always remember. It’s also got a giant cat, the devil hypnotising Moscow and sending the entire Tax office mad, witches flying around at night and Pontius Pilate having a crisis of conscience. Hugely funny with lots of craftily hidden philosophical kicks in the gut. There’s really nothing else like it in the world.

by Monty. on Feb 27, 2009 4:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Great book

I had no idea what was going on for 90% of it, but it really is great.

The author is Mikhail Bulgakov, for those who are interested. The poor chap had to burn the first copy he wrote before it was published, for political reasons, and then rewrote the whole thing.

Mark

by mpw5 on Feb 27, 2009 5:16 AM EST up reply actions  

Anyone read Gogol?

I’m rather fond of the idea of a disembodied nose strolling down the Nevsky Prospekt…..

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 7:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Not yet...

He’s on my to-read list, mainly because I seem to remember reading that he influenced Dostoevsky, who I’m a fan of.

I do find Russian novels a bit of a slog sometimes, but the disembodied nose might sell him to me…

Mark

by mpw5 on Feb 27, 2009 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I've only read his short stories.

They’re very odd and mercilessly satirical but a very good read! Indeed, Dostoevsky said that "We all come out from Gogol’s ‘Overcoat’ (The Overcoat being a story by Gogol). Dostoevsky, hmmm, I absolutely loved Crime and Punishment-it’s a real page turner-but The Idiot I found rather hard going, although it has some wonderful bits. Still psyching myself up to read Karamazov!

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

A bit of a slog?

The problem is more that you have to be able to set aside quite a lot of time in a shortish period to keep on top of the big Russian novels. Take a week or two off and you need to go back to do a refresher.

by Monty. on Feb 27, 2009 10:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Aye

Maybe that’s it. Trouble is these days I only really get a chance to read when commuting, which means I tend to digest books in 20-30 minute bursts. Fine for easy reads, but anything long that requires a bit of concentration seems to take forever to get through.

Maybe I need a longer commute!

Mark

by mpw5 on Feb 27, 2009 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too!

My commute is a little bit longer than yours but most of it I spend rammed in a corner on a tube train under someone’s armpit which is hardly conducive to reading anything, let alone Russian novels!

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Commiserations

I’ve managed to avoid using the tube for work so far. I take the DLR at the moment, which is positively civilised compared to the underground at rush-hour.

Mark

by mpw5 on Feb 27, 2009 1:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You're a Londoner? Excellent.

I used to live in East India Dock so I know the DLR well. It’s so much better than what I have to put up with now! (c2c train-District Line-Central Line….bleugh)

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, south London born and bred

C2C – that makes you an Essex girl now, right? :)

Mark

by mpw5 on Feb 28, 2009 6:22 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, Upminster actually, which is in LONDON!

So not an Essex girl, oh no! And I grew up in Sussex ;-)

by Albertina on Feb 28, 2009 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

Upminster’s about as close to Essex as you can get without actually being there, but I guess I’ll let you off :)

Mark

by mpw5 on Mar 1, 2009 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I just got to page 677.

I’m reading War and Peace now. However, I find I can only read it when I’m sitting on a plane. I’m on a plane a lot lately so at the rate I’m going I should be through it by 2011, methinks.

by Megabeth on Feb 27, 2009 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

impressive

that’s farther than i’ve ever achieved…

by Jen See on Feb 27, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What,

you’ve never been to NZ? It’s only like 2 hours flight time from you.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

lol..

and you can stop in Tahiti on the way it’s only like 45 minutes..

by Christopher See on Feb 27, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

it's near indo too, yum :-)

lol, no drood, i meant the book silly.

by Jen See on Feb 27, 2009 12:57 PM EST up reply actions  

pssh

so do most of the people emailing me about buying add’l advanced degrees.

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You may have read War and Peace...

… but you haven’t read The Restaurant at the End of the Universe… that is forgivable… and correctable…

Make sure to put all five (or so) books in the Trilogy on your list to read…

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I think when the fourth book was published...

… it began to be referred to as the “Increasingly inaptly named Trilogy of books”

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

But the really big problem

is that he pretty much ran out of inspiration three quarters of the way through the first book. I remember one of the latter books had a pretty inspired passage in about the sandwich-maker but absolutely nothing else supporting it.

by Monty. on Feb 26, 2009 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Gotta agree to disagree...

… but it’s hard for me to separate the quality of those books with my nostalgic love of them.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

not in the part i read. but perhaps i ought to keep reading just to be sure. or, maybe you could do it for me?

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe you didn't comment on the "Six Demon Bag" below...

… I mean it’s perfect man… PERFECT!

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Please forgive my inattentiveness to the BTLC set-up

I’m still trying to wrap my head around not seeing a blue motorcycle helmet.

Are you crazy is that your problem?

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 7:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, you know what Jack Burton says at a time like this?

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 8:40 AM EST up reply actions  

i'm afraid...

not.

which is part of the reason i failed…

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

But

have you ever been to a dinner party in Islington?

by Monty. on Feb 26, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, you just wanted to show the new logo off, didn't you?

And it was well worth it—it looks great!

Google is my domestique.

by majope on Feb 26, 2009 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

guilty as charged

I was too stoked on it to save it for something truly relevent…

LOL, and I’m too lazy to write a real post ;-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I just stared at the logo again

and I must say, it really is outstanding. What really makes it, is the fact that it’s not centered in the orange circle.

I recommend you contact the copyright lawyers down at corporate and seal the deal ;-)

by swells on Feb 26, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

ja

That, and the color. It’s all about the Vee-Gav collabo’s. We really have way too much fun with these things….

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, a homerun

and even better without the pesky border

by lyne on Feb 26, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

so glad we got rid of the stinkin' border

gah, that thing irked….

and why does the css have border but no margin? so silly.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed that the logo is most excellent

but did I miss the thread where someone explained what the logo means or how it came to be?

by Katiek on Feb 27, 2009 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

it comes from Leif Hoste

And his tendency to wave his arms about while racing. There was a Belgian classic where this tendency was especially on display – yelling at the break, waving his arms around. Funny shit. So, he earned the symbol.

Recently, it has evolved into a general sign of exuberance, which suits us all rather well. Don’t ya think?

by Jen See on Feb 27, 2009 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Us=so exuberant

But not on a Friday afternoon…..

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

uh...no.

nor before noon on a friday, for that matter ;-)

by Jen See on Feb 27, 2009 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the explanation

It seems so fitting that I’m going to start waving my arms about in a similar manner here at work just to get in the spirit!

by Katiek on Feb 27, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, just wait til tomorrow and Sunday

You’re gonna see a whole lot of wavin’ going on.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm already looking forward to the thread

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

hmm, except for the raging west wind

that blew-out the surf. that is not well. but otherwise, yes, the universe looks remarkably good at the moment.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd send you ours

But it’s the crisp, 35 degree version.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh...

First it was a south. Which, is total doom. Then, it switched to west, which was okay. Until it went all gale force. D’oh.

Eh, I wanted a day off anyway, so it’s all good.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

A day off from surfing...

… I have two words for you and they are not Happy Birthday.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

cranky, cranky

Actually, I rode my bikey yesterday. And got my legs torn off, thanks…

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

btw, Vee

Waiting period for Snapper starts Tomorrow, I think…

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

for sure

’specially given the prize money at stake.

it’s apparently been firing down there the last few weeks. so hopefully, it’s good. that place is epic when it’s on.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

okay, i lied

it’s the 28th. but it’s soon!!

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Day late with the happy hour...

… I kicked it hard last night first here… then here… the boys and I ate…

1. Two plates of Pig Trotters
2. Two bowls Deep Fried Hominy with Lime
3. Two plates of Sweetbreads
4. One rack of ribs in Balsamic reduction
5. One plate of Quail Fry with grits
6. Three plates of pork belly with Kimchi and peanuts
7. One plate Hot cinnamon donuts with caramel sauce
8. One order Tres Leches Cake
9. Oh yeah… there was also one plate of “lettuce” that made the rounds

One bottle of Pouilly-Fuisse, Granache, Pinot Noir, Cabernet and a mystery wine that ended the meal that I never paid attention to the vintage (but the bottle had some massively depressing Thoreau quote on it). Then we headed to Molly Malones for a night cap and ran into a band that was absolutely rocking

Crashdan… attempting to rehydrate on Thursday.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 5:59 PM EST reply actions  

And by the "boys"

He means the US Army Tenth Mountain Division.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Me, Xavo, the Krazy Korean, Mexican Jew and Xavo's brother Alex...

… founding members of the MSA.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 7:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude... Lyne... the pork belly...

(unctuous)² … with the spicy kimchi and the peanuts… cooked so that the end of the belly was nice and crispy and then just totally melted away underneath when you bit into it.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

now

that’s just cruel…..

by lyne on Feb 26, 2009 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And I'd do it again...

… in a heart beat… provided I can get my heart beating after all that pork fat.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Woops

I kind of usurped this thread, at least to the extent it’s a forum for talking cobbles. For everything else, carry on!

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

lol

No problem, since your post actually contained content ;-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a second...

“Gilbert won’t be there?” What happened to him—is he sick? He’s still on the Lotto start list.

Google is my domestique.

by majope on Feb 26, 2009 6:03 PM EST reply actions  

oh...

I thought since his goal was the Ardennes he wasn’t starting. But as if I actually looked at a startlist. Ha!

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Whew. Much better. :-)

Not that I don’t have another 8 guys in the race, but I was suddenly worried that you’d heard he’d been hit by a car or something, just hours after the VDS deadline…

Google is my domestique.

by majope on Feb 26, 2009 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what usually happens

That or a doping scandal, though PG should be clear of the latter.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

d'oh

my apologies for the scare ;-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

OHHHHH

My heart skipped a bit reading that.. Damn I was freaking out…

Here is my podium kiss to Philippe – Mwuuuaaahh

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Feb 27, 2009 5:48 AM EST up reply actions  

I've just crawled in the door from a Turkish restaurant.

My stomach is groaning and I feel a little sick…….that after the free alcohol at work this afternoon (one has to make the most of the fact the finance director is leaving)

by Albertina on Feb 26, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

Wait

I thought Turkish coffee could cure anything?

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 26, 2009 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you

I spend a lot of time sitting around waiting for others to finish coffee . . .

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

That's the whole point of it

if you’re looking for nutrition go and sit with someone else.

by Monty. on Feb 26, 2009 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

heresy!

gav, just back from replenishing the bean supply at the shack.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Coffee good.

And I bet the Turkish food is better than what we’re having.

Me: Hey, your dad won’t be home for supper—what do you want?

13-year-old, eyes lighting up: Let’s have something really special!

Me: Okay!

He: The Velveeta macaroni and cheese with the bacon bits!

(Note to self: next time, I get to pick the special dinner.)

Google is my domestique.

by majope on Feb 26, 2009 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

bahahahahaha!

yeah, i’m thinking you better pick. at least, maybe you could get pizza ;-)

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 7:44 PM EST up reply actions  

that's what beer is for

"...The mind has to rule the body and tell the body, shut up and do what I tell you to do..." Jens!

by Clydesdale on Feb 26, 2009 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

It's like a don't even know you two............

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Me, I'm about an hour away from going to see a screening of

Road to Roubaix, at the Arlington Cinema and Drafthouse. Roubaix, beer, friends – what more could you ask for?

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:42 PM EST reply actions  

Shut the f*ck up Sui

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

look who's getting all

demure. So cute, with the asterisk.

by Sui Juris on Feb 26, 2009 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

*** *** *u** ** ***

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I made a March resolution

to stop fucking using fuck in all of my fucking comments

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 26, 2009 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuckin' A

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 27, 2009 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Nihlists...fuck me.

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."

Tom Boonen

by Drew Davis on Feb 27, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

good fucking point

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 27, 2009 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy cow.

Look at you kids go! I can’t do it. Even when it comes flying out I tend to be mad at myself even though its usually very warrented. At least no one’s saying it to me. Oh wait. Crap.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Six Demon Bag!

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Feb 26, 2009 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I would be jealous

except I’m planning on watching on the way down to our first race of the season next weekend in our very own coach bus!

by Hons on Feb 26, 2009 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

No one has mentioned

that the great Patrick Sinkewitz is coming back this weekend. I expect immediate dominance.

"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt

by Phil H. on Feb 26, 2009 8:17 PM EST reply actions  

*chuckles*

He also had to pay a significant fine to a past sponsor for fraud. D’oh.

by Jen See on Feb 26, 2009 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, well once he wins all 3 of the Ardennes and 3 stages at the Giro

he will be OK…..in case you are wondering, his team will get into all those races when Sinkewitz single handedly ends all of doping in cycling.

"If you go (with a break), you can either win or not win. If you don't go for it, you definitely won't win."
~ Jens Voigt

by Phil H. on Feb 26, 2009 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I really do wish him luck

I don’t like dopers but it annoys me even more that those who keep their lips shut seem to end up better off in the end.

by Monty. on Feb 27, 2009 4:51 AM EST up reply actions  

When is that not the case?

In any situation? Sucks, but that seems to be the way of the world…

The Dude will have a White Russian...

by Jimbo... on Feb 27, 2009 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've missed you all

Thank god i’m back from saving australia, Looking forward to live chat tonight…

And just to let you know it will be midnight my time, and i’m sure a few beers would have been had by then..
Chat then..

and just a reminder on on a plane in 32 days, wahooo.. bring on Belgium..

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Feb 26, 2009 9:25 PM EST reply actions  

Finally.

I finally got to the end of this thread. I’m going home now. CycleGirl I’ll be dropping you an email once I get home. I might sign on to chat but I’m very tired and I’m not sure how much later I can handle staying up. I really think tonight might be an Ambien night and seriously, a lot of it. It was in the thoughts last night but hard to do when one gets to bed at like 2 am and gets up at 5:30. Ugh.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 26, 2009 9:55 PM EST reply actions  

whew that took awhile..

I’m all wound down from a night of piss poor snow manicuring… ack I hate warm weather in the wrong seasons…. Damn it it’s not supposed to 48Ë™ and rainy in February.

by Christopher See on Feb 27, 2009 3:29 AM EST reply actions  

That's bad indeed

And I mean not only VDS-wise.

by Lopex on Feb 27, 2009 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Hmm

From the article linked above:

One of the race’s top sponsors pulled out of a 200,000 euro obligation just a few days ago

Like, right after the news hit that the Spanish federation is really going to look at Puerto this time? More pressure to sweep it back under the rug?

Google is my domestique.

by majope on Feb 27, 2009 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks

I was pretty sure I heard you say Benna

by Katiek on Feb 27, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh

perhaps they should make an alternate version of the t-shirt y’all discussed above which says on the back “I can haz Benna?”

by Le Comte on Feb 27, 2009 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That pic right there kinda sucks ya right into staring at him.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 5:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Look nIkki....

…more lime green! Wahooooo!!!

by steph- on Feb 27, 2009 6:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I started to feel better about my day after that.

I swear I am not sitting here until after 8 again. I swear. it. Not happening.
Can I just say…. work sucked today!!!!

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesn't it just?

Guess what I was doing while sitting at my desk earlier….. ;-)

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm gonna take a chance....

:-P~~~~

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Good guess!

Work was slow today. I didn’t need much encouragement.

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Anytime you want to come do some of mine,

you just hop your tush on a plain and fly on over. :-) I’m struggling to keep the eyes open at the moment. This week truly has kicked. my. ass.

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Erm, thanks for the offer...but...no.

I’ve been nodding off all week too. I just can’t get to bed early these days…too much of a night owl! Never fear though, nearly the weekend, and there are cobbles coming up!!

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey ladies I'm missing you two

Nikki i replied to your email,

and albertina, have name of hotel will email you know.. How cool to meet up in Belgium and do some sight seeing :-)

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Feb 28, 2009 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Got it!

I’ll see what I can arrange :-)

by Albertina on Feb 28, 2009 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I do the podium kiss so much better i think :-)

I think they need to call me to do this job!!!!

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Feb 28, 2009 1:51 AM EST up reply actions  

truly!

you and nik have mail, btw :-)

by Jen See on Feb 27, 2009 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Got it.

Trying to read while on a call. I will respond at some point in the next 24 hours. :-)

"The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed."

by nikki on Feb 27, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm so relieved...

I saw this on VeloNews and hadn’t noticed any comment on PdC. I was worried about you ladies.

by Ed K on Feb 27, 2009 5:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh you needn't worry!

I would have been quicker but for being at work and having things to do and stuff…

by Albertina on Feb 27, 2009 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Every sprint, every cobble, every mountain pass from the world of Pro Cycling

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

Swedish_chef_small
An insight into the minds of Belgians
Picture_002_small
Techs / Mechs - a cheap sense of direction
White_unicorn_160_x_160_small
A friendly reminder... Don't use the c-word!
Small
Ohh Man, a Sprinter Showdown.
Small
Already dreaming of the Giro
White_unicorn_160_x_160_small
Need help picking your FSA Directeur Sportif team? Ask the unicorns!
Small
FSA DS for Dummies
Javino_small
Five Newbies to Watch for 2012
Bike_flag_small
I'm the best f******g sprinter in the world
Torre_small
Project PdC Runway - the new kit edition (+poll)

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

FanShots

Quick hits of video, photos, quotes, chats, links and lists that you find around the web.

Recommended FanShots

Another Cancer Survivor

Recent FanShots

A frozen 'cross ride from this last weekend. As you may be aware we have had siberian conditions here in the UK with a low of -14 degrees centigrade here on saturday morning. It was a beautiful sunny morning so i layered up and set off for a snowy 'cross ride along a roman road. I checked the thermometer when i got back to find it had been -10 throughout the ride! I had a lot of fun though and the views were spectacular.
Oh come on
Cowmouflage - Walt "Clyde" Frazier raises the bar
1 week and 4 days to go..! Are you ready?
Spanish government may sue French TV for doping skits
This is funny on so many levels. [Html should open bigger]
New 2012 World Tour stage race in China
Interesting interview with Cancellara
TRANSFORMERS...!!!
scientific american article on plasticizer testing

+ New FanShot All FanShots >


Editors

30102_394659898780_714513780_3911404_852720_n_small Chris Fontecchio

Espresso_cup_small Jen See