Straight Toward Flanders
First, some terminology: [update] actual Flemish may differ
Hellingen: hill. -berg is another good indicator. When the race crosses the language line, the term is "cote," which literally means coast, derived from the sensation of launching a sled down a small hill in Belgium or northern France.
Kassei: cobbles. Pl: kasseien. In French, pavée.
Mooiste: Most beautiful. One more Ronde, and I think it's safe to say Tom Boonen is Vlaanderens mooiste.
Flahute: Pretty much everyone racing in Belgium right now. Heinrich Haussler? Flahute. Juan Flecha? Flahute. Riccardo Ricco? Not a flahute.
Flandrien: honorary local, as proven by your ability to handle the kassei.
Lion of Flanders: Belgian god of the classics. Kind of a lifetime achievement award.
Doodsmak: Just like it sounds. Warning: don't try this at home!
Tomorrow Vlaamse Wielerweek kicks off a week of great Flemish races with Dwars door Vlaanderen, a/k/a straight across Flanders, a hopelessly meandering course that serves up a pretty good slice of the Ronde hellingen for a peloton looking to sample some hors d'oeuvres before the main event. Make no mistake: this is no amuse bouche, like Nokere Koerse or even the very cool but very early Het Volk. Dwars signifies that we are eleven days away from the Tour of Flanders. As I said in my overview of the season, it's business time.
Riders and course stats on the flip...
The hills, cobbled stretches, and cobbled hills of Dwars door Vlaanderen:
|
km |
Gemeente |
Straat |
lengte |
aard |
Gemid.% |
Max.% |
|
79 |
Oudenaarde |
Katteberg |
740m |
Helling in kassei/montée en pavée |
5,93% |
8,24% |
|
80 |
Oudenaarde |
Natendries |
1500m |
Kasseistrook/secteur pavée |
|
|
|
94 |
Brakel |
Berendries |
920m |
Helling/montée |
7,08% |
12,34% |
|
99 |
Brakel |
Valkenberg |
540m |
Helling/montée |
8,13% |
12,81% |
|
113 |
Oudenaarde |
Eikenberg |
1250m |
Helling in kassei/montée en pavée |
5,78% |
10% |
|
117 |
Maarkedal |
Steenbeekdries |
300m |
Kasseistrook/secteur pavée |
|
|
|
130 |
Kluisbergen |
Oude Kwaremont |
1100m |
Helling in kassei/montée en pavée |
3,60% |
11,64% |
|
131 |
Kluisbergen |
Watermolenstraat |
500m |
Kasseistrook/secteur pavée |
|
|
|
132 |
Kluisbergen |
Kalkhoveberg |
150m |
Helling in kassei/montée en pavée |
13,60% |
18% |
|
134 |
Kluisbergen |
Patersberg |
365m |
Helling in kassei/montée en pavée |
12,87% |
20,33% |
|
143 |
Mont de l’Enclus |
Cote de Trieu |
1682m |
Helling/montée |
5,31% |
13,31% |
|
154 |
Anzegem |
Vossenhol |
1400m |
Helling/montée |
6,5% |
9% |
|
164 |
Nokere |
Nokereberg |
350m |
Helling in kassei/montée en pavée |
5,7% |
6,7% |
|
175 |
Kruishoutem |
Heerlegemstraat |
800m |
Kassei/secteur pavée |
|
|
|
179 |
Nokere |
Holstraat |
300m |
Helling/montée |
5,7% |
7,6% |
|
190 |
Kruishoutem |
Heerlegemstraat |
800m |
Kassei/secteur pavée |
|
|
|
194 |
Nokere |
Holstraat |
300m |
Helling/montée |
5,7% |
7,6% |
Lots of familiar names in there: the Berendries, Valkenberg, Eikenberg, Oude Kwaremont, Paterberg and Nokereberg are Ronde regulars, with an emphasis on previewing the earlier climbs from next Sunday. This dovetails well with the E3 Prijs, which previews some of the later climbs of de Ronde. Taken together, you've got your dress rehearsal.
There is little to add on the teams that won't be covered very shortly in a Cobbles Power Poll; so I'll say for now that several of the teams are at full Flanders squad: Quick Step, Silence, Rabobank, Saxo Bank, Milram and Cervelo Test Team (minus Thor), to name a few. Lampre are shuffling their lineup and don't have Gasparotto or Lorenzetto here. Team Columbia are still apparently tinkering too, allowing Hincapie, Cavendish, Boasson Hagen, et al to rest after their Italian triumph, instead featuring Marcus Burghardt and Bernhard Eisel, plus the usual awesome support cast.
The race, plain and simply, favors Quick Step. Conventional wisdom tomorrow is not unlike what a team might do in an early, moderate Pyrenean stage ten days before Alpe d'Huez: if you are contending for the major prize, use the full squad, maybe launch your secondary guys, but don't burn your matches chasing down riders and teams for whom Flanders is more of a remote dream. Well, Quick Step have riders to spare, and if Wouter Weylandt is recovered from a training crash, you might see him in a bunch sprint. Cervelo might send Klier up the road. The Katusha sprint duo of Gert Steegmans and Robbie McEwen (a past Dwars winner) could be involved. A few other headliners like Burghardt or Van Avermaet might be anxious for a result. And the multitude of continental teams will be looking for perhaps their only real winning chance of Vlaamse Wielerweek. Enjoy! And remember:
Come Vlaamse Wielerweek
only the fastest frite
gets the mayonnaise.
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that you can try at home. Technically I guess you could doodsmak at home, just throw yourself off the roof of the house or something.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Rabo not at full force
Flecha missing:
Sebastian Langeveld
Nick Nuyens
Joost Posthuma
Jos van Emden
Maarten Tjallingii
Bram Tankink
Mathew Hayman
and Tom Stamsnijder subbing for ill Rick Flens.
Did someone say
de tank?

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe they should try and find Flecha
I mean did they lose him at the mall or at the park? Was Flecha not holding the hands of a teammate like all good Rabo boys do when they crossed the street? Maybe he was told to go on that Spanish field trip?
foreseen can't be a English word.. can it?
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
It can ;-)
But it’s probably more typical to use “expected” or “predicted” than foreseen in that instance.
It most certainly does.
Think of the “fore” as the same as in “before” and it’s easy to remember.
(Yes, I’m a total wordgeek. But it’s my business.)
One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR
Hmm
I have to say the Vlanderen organizers’ chart is vastly inferior to the Italians’. What, no colors? No completely incomprehensible lines and arrows? So disappointing.
Yes
Very business-like. Devoid of aesthetic pleasure for its own sake. Hm…
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
If you want incomprehensible graphics
checkout that season guide I linked to in the fanshots a couple of weeks ago, page 16. It seems to give a name and time check to every single little road they pass over.
And does Watermolenstraat really mean what it sounds like?
Does it sounds like windmill?!
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
Beyond
awesome.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions
almost nailed it.. that's an "watermeloen" I think
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
Season guide
Sorry I missed this before. To think, I could have had it under my pillow the last dozen nights or so.
Linky: http://www.standaard.be/extra/pdf/wielergids20095B15D.pdf
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions
QS will most likely dominate the race,
*Lotto will be desperate to get a good result though…
CTV is supposed to air the race world wide, we’ll see about that. I have 2 weeks left with them.
coverage starts at 14.25 dude
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
Eastern Standard Time
Eastern Seaboard of the US time zone.
It's confusing this time of year--the US is on Daylight time, not Standard
and Europe won’t go to Daylight until March 29th. I just tend to give up and go to one of the online World Clocks.
One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR
I never get past all the permutations
I may be back be 10:30 or so … I
"…I saw bloody Cavendish coming, really fast…"
HH
so a good ride tonight?
I’m just getting in… I’ll give you a shout tomorrow.
"…I saw bloody Cavendish coming, really fast…"
HH
14.25 local time (belgium, ya know)
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
Weather
It’s weeks like this where I am glad to have Brussels on my iPhone weather app. Tomorrow: 46 degrees F, rain. Saturday (E3 Prijs): ditto. Clearing Sunday, so we’ll see if things mellow out leading up to the big enchilada.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions
Adding
Since you asked, the weather sucks in Rome, Seattle, Washington DC and Boston today too.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Meh
no surfing in Castilla, right?
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions
There is surfing in the Pyrenees?
Do they call it Txurffing? I bet Albertina knows.
Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?
You mean the west side of Indianapolis?
One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR
Why do you know so much about the Pays Basque
by bradBordeaux on Mar 25, 2009 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions
chava does well in rain
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
Indeed
My mental picture of him will always include raindrops on the camera lens.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Nothing to add.. Only Amorison is missing!
He was fifth in OHN, for picture see -→, so ready to kick some butt.. due ilness, he has that Freire thing on his ass, he won’t ride on a cobble this year..
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
The Freire thing
LOL, you know you’ve had a lot of saddle sores when they are actually named after you.
Yeah, it's pretty bad actually... but in his case painfully true
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
This post pleases Lo Pan.
It makes me irrationally exuberant. I particularly like the fact that Chris typed that spreadsheet of hellingen up from memory alone.
Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?
I remember this time I slipped into Flemish...
… the police were called… it wasn’t pretty.
Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?
Det was een drama
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Dat is inderdaad een drama!
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
Get used to it.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 25, 2009 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Like it!
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 25, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Watch and learn
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1,2,3 are old bikes.. You supposed to walk on the bike because they had no chain.. You couldn’t handle the bike because the wheels weren’t seperate of each other but it was for the elite.. I have money and only in flat countries
4 Is the first bike where you had to pedal.. Not sufficient but well it was a start.. Braking was a leg breaking experience.. (Now you know where break a leg is coming from!)
5,6,7 are the bikes with a chain.. If you look outside your window you sometimes even spot someone on a bike.. But very rarely and most of the time they have funny shirts on and very tight trousers.. (Sidenote.. Between 15.30 and 17.00 CET their are some freaks watching streams with cycling people.. Special here)
Became it more clear?
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
"Its Business Time"
That quote will never be the same for me after this “Flight of the Conchords”
video
Nothing like causing Barry White to return as a zombie to go after them! Hope this race lasts longer than 2 minutes.
you know
when I’m down to my socks what time it is, that’s why they call them business socks…
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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Boonen is Vlaanders mooiste
When i read this my mind was nothiing on what it’s acctually meaning is hahaha…
I sao need to get to Belgium fast :-)
We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950
No big deal but it's Vlaanderen's mooiste..
Yeah Chris also spelle it wrong buy he can’y even spel ‘Dit is een drama’ after a thousand times
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
You shouldn't tell people they can't spell and the go on to spell, spell wrong ;)
Heinrich Haussler (GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Cervélo TestTeam
Ha
You wrote the instead of then.
You shouldn’t tell people they can’t spell the word spell wrong when telling that other people spelled something wrong when you yourself spell then wrong!
:-s
wasn't spelled wrong, just wrong form of grammer...I did mean to write then but the is still a word ;)
Heinrich Haussler (GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Cervélo TestTeam
Mooiste = most beautiful
not ‘best’.
It indicates that the ‘Ronde van Vlaanderen’ is the most beautiful race of Flanders.
So saying ‘Boonen is Vlaanders mooiste’ is far besides the truth :)
Do we need a Boonenlanche to prove it? Could be arranged...
One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR
Right, well, I have consulted my scientific databases and have come up with the following.
I think this is proof enough, although it could do with being a bit larger….

http://images14.fotki.com/v222/photos/1/108147/2587767/WEBAnn_Boonen-vi.jpg

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