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Straight Toward Flanders

Flanders_mediumFirst, some terminology: [update] actual Flemish may differ

Hellingen: hill. -berg is another good indicator. When the race crosses the language line, the term is "cote," which literally means coast, derived from the sensation of launching a sled down a small hill in Belgium or northern France.

Kassei: cobbles. Pl: kasseien. In French, pavée.

Mooiste: Most beautiful. One more Ronde, and I think it's safe to say Tom Boonen is Vlaanderens mooiste.

Flahute: Pretty much everyone racing in Belgium right now. Heinrich Haussler? Flahute. Juan Flecha? Flahute. Riccardo Ricco? Not a flahute.

Flandrien: honorary local, as proven by your ability to handle the kassei.

Lion of Flanders: Belgian god of the classics. Kind of a lifetime achievement award.

Doodsmak: Just like it sounds. Warning: don't try this at home!

Tomorrow Vlaamse Wielerweek kicks off a week of great Flemish races with Dwars door Vlaanderen, a/k/a straight across Flanders, a hopelessly meandering course that serves up a pretty good slice of the Ronde hellingen for a peloton looking to sample some hors d'oeuvres before the main event. Make no mistake: this is no amuse bouche, like Nokere Koerse or even the very cool but very early Het Volk. Dwars signifies that we are eleven days away from the Tour of Flanders. As I said in my overview of the season, it's business time.

Riders and course stats on the flip...

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The hills, cobbled stretches, and cobbled hills of Dwars door Vlaanderen: 

km

Gemeente

Straat

lengte

aard

Gemid.%

Max.%

79

Oudenaarde

Katteberg

740m

Helling in kassei/montée en pavée

5,93%

8,24%

80

Oudenaarde

Natendries

1500m

Kasseistrook/secteur pavée

 

 

94

Brakel

Berendries

920m

Helling/montée

7,08%

12,34%

99

Brakel

Valkenberg

540m

Helling/montée

8,13%

12,81%

113

Oudenaarde

Eikenberg

1250m

Helling in kassei/montée en pavée

5,78%

10%

117

Maarkedal

Steenbeekdries

300m

Kasseistrook/secteur pavée

     

     

130

Kluisbergen

Oude Kwaremont

1100m

Helling in kassei/montée en pavée

3,60%

11,64%

131

Kluisbergen

Watermolenstraat

500m

Kasseistrook/secteur pavée

 

 

132

Kluisbergen

Kalkhoveberg

150m

Helling in kassei/montée en pavée

13,60%

18%

134

Kluisbergen

Patersberg

365m

Helling in kassei/montée en pavée

12,87%

20,33%

143

Mont de l’Enclus

Cote de Trieu

1682m

Helling/montée

5,31%

13,31%

154

Anzegem

Vossenhol

1400m

Helling/montée

6,5%

9%

164

Nokere

Nokereberg

350m

Helling in kassei/montée en pavée

5,7%

6,7%

175

Kruishoutem

Heerlegemstraat

800m

Kassei/secteur pavée

 

 

179

Nokere

Holstraat

300m

Helling/montée

5,7%

7,6%

190

Kruishoutem

Heerlegemstraat

800m

Kassei/secteur pavée

 

 

194

Nokere

Holstraat

300m

Helling/montée

5,7%

7,6%

 

Lots of familiar names in there: the Berendries, Valkenberg, Eikenberg, Oude Kwaremont, Paterberg and Nokereberg are Ronde regulars, with an emphasis on previewing the earlier climbs from next Sunday. This dovetails well with the E3 Prijs, which previews some of the later climbs of de Ronde. Taken together, you've got your dress rehearsal.

There is little to add on the teams that won't be covered very shortly in a Cobbles Power Poll; so I'll say for now that several of the teams are at full Flanders squad: Quick Step, Silence, Rabobank, Saxo Bank, Milram and Cervelo Test Team (minus Thor), to name a few. Lampre are shuffling their lineup and don't have Gasparotto or Lorenzetto here. Team Columbia are still apparently tinkering too, allowing Hincapie, Cavendish, Boasson Hagen, et al to rest after their Italian triumph, instead featuring Marcus Burghardt and Bernhard Eisel, plus the usual awesome support cast.

The race, plain and simply, favors Quick Step. Conventional wisdom tomorrow is not unlike what a team might do in an early, moderate Pyrenean stage ten days before Alpe d'Huez: if you are contending for the major prize, use the full squad, maybe launch your secondary guys, but don't burn your matches chasing down riders and teams for whom Flanders is more of a remote dream. Well, Quick Step have riders to spare, and if Wouter Weylandt is recovered from a training crash, you might see him in a bunch sprint. Cervelo might send Klier up the road. The Katusha sprint duo of Gert Steegmans and Robbie McEwen (a past Dwars winner) could be involved. A few other headliners like Burghardt or Van Avermaet might be anxious for a result. And the multitude of continental teams will be looking for perhaps their only real winning chance of Vlaamse Wielerweek. Enjoy! And remember:

Come Vlaamse Wielerweek
only the fastest frite

gets the mayonnaise.

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that you can try at home. Technically I guess you could doodsmak at home, just throw yourself off the roof of the house or something.

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I think that just about killed that one for me ;-)

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rabo not at full force

Flecha missing:

Sebastian Langeveld
Nick Nuyens
Joost Posthuma
Jos van Emden
Maarten Tjallingii
Bram Tankink
Mathew Hayman
and Tom Stamsnijder subbing for ill Rick Flens.

by tedvdw on Mar 24, 2009 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Tankink is just back from injury right?

Hope they win something – maybe with Langeveld. Due.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did someone say

de tank?

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, brilliant!

You wouldn’t want it behind you on the Koppenberg, though.

by tedvdw on Mar 24, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they should try and find Flecha

I mean did they lose him at the mall or at the park? Was Flecha not holding the hands of a teammate like all good Rabo boys do when they crossed the street? Maybe he was told to go on that Spanish field trip?

by ursula on Mar 24, 2009 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gonna get fined for that.

"Never swing a small stick. " Andy Hampsten

by Hons on Mar 24, 2009 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

foreseen can't be a English word.. can it?

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It can ;-)

But it’s probably more typical to use “expected” or “predicted” than foreseen in that instance.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

si...

I believe it does. But I am so not the one to ask such things!

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It most certainly does.

Think of the “fore” as the same as in “before” and it’s easy to remember.

(Yes, I’m a total wordgeek. But it’s my business.)

One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR

by majope on Mar 24, 2009 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

really?

Learn something new everyday. Maybe because real html tags – at least some of them – work. ie, for italics, bold, linking.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I have to say the Vlanderen organizers’ chart is vastly inferior to the Italians’. What, no colors? No completely incomprehensible lines and arrows? So disappointing.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 6:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Very business-like. Devoid of aesthetic pleasure for its own sake. Hm…

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Truly. Communicating the information clearly, what’s that about?

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want incomprehensible graphics

checkout that season guide I linked to in the fanshots a couple of weeks ago, page 16. It seems to give a name and time check to every single little road they pass over.

And does Watermolenstraat really mean what it sounds like?

by Monty. on Mar 24, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it sounds like windmill?!

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beyond

awesome.

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

almost nailed it.. that's an "watermeloen" I think

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Season guide

Sorry I missed this before. To think, I could have had it under my pillow the last dozen nights or so.

Linky: http://www.standaard.be/extra/pdf/wielergids20095B15D.pdf

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

QS will most likely dominate the race,

*Lotto will be desperate to get a good result though…
CTV is supposed to air the race world wide, we’ll see about that. I have 2 weeks left with them.

by Bruce Suomi on Mar 24, 2009 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

coverage starts at 14.25 dude

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 24, 2009 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

what is that EST?

"…I saw bloody Cavendish coming, really fast…"
HH

by ELVISGOAT on Mar 24, 2009 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eastern Standard Time

Eastern Seaboard of the US time zone.

by Ed K on Mar 24, 2009 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Belgium gets 5 hours

So that would be 11:25? somehow that doesn’t sound right…

by tshawytcha on Mar 24, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's confusing this time of year--the US is on Daylight time, not Standard

and Europe won’t go to Daylight until March 29th. I just tend to give up and go to one of the online World Clocks.

One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR

by majope on Mar 24, 2009 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never get past all the permutations

I may be back be 10:30 or so … I

"…I saw bloody Cavendish coming, really fast…"
HH

by ELVISGOAT on Mar 24, 2009 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

so a good ride tonight?

I’m just getting in… I’ll give you a shout tomorrow.

"…I saw bloody Cavendish coming, really fast…"
HH

by ELVISGOAT on Mar 24, 2009 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

14.25 local time (belgium, ya know)

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 25, 2009 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weather

It’s weeks like this where I am glad to have Brussels on my iPhone weather app. Tomorrow: 46 degrees F, rain. Saturday (E3 Prijs): ditto. Clearing Sunday, so we’ll see if things mellow out leading up to the big enchilada.

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Adding

Since you asked, the weather sucks in Rome, Seattle, Washington DC and Boston today too.

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

That has to be it. He went to the sun. Really, who wouldn’t?

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

no surfing in Castilla, right?

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by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Spanish geography

so not good.

The Basque Country? They have surf. Castilla? I have not idea.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

The Basque cost is on the Atlantic side. Excellent surf I would imagine…

More Muur...

by Jimbo... on Mar 24, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean the west side of Indianapolis?

One of the sweetest things today was seeing Tom Boonen go past me backwards on the climbs. .--Mark Cavendish, MSR

by majope on Mar 24, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep!

That place goes off. Sometimes.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

chava does well in rain

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 24, 2009 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

My mental picture of him will always include raindrops on the camera lens.

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 24, 2009 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing to add.. Only Amorison is missing!

He was fifth in OHN, for picture see -→, so ready to kick some butt.. due ilness, he has that Freire thing on his ass, he won’t ride on a cobble this year..

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

The Freire thing

LOL, you know you’ve had a lot of saddle sores when they are actually named after you.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's pretty bad actually... but in his case painfully true

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This post pleases Lo Pan.

It makes me irrationally exuberant. I particularly like the fact that Chris typed that spreadsheet of hellingen up from memory alone.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Mar 24, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Impressive, ain't it?

The sign of a true fan. The rest of us? Total pretenders.

by Jen See on Mar 24, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Mar 24, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember this time I slipped into Flemish...

… the police were called… it wasn’t pretty.

Dude... why WOULDN'T Thor ride the chicken?

by crashdan on Mar 24, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dat is inderdaad een drama!

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Extra props to our host

Cobbles season = Chris’s Mooiste

Viva la Lactique

by nrs5000 on Mar 24, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like it!

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 25, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch and learn

1,2,3 are old bikes.. You supposed to walk on the bike because they had no chain.. You couldn’t handle the bike because the wheels weren’t seperate of each other but it was for the elite.. I have money and only in flat countries
4 Is the first bike where you had to pedal.. Not sufficient but well it was a start.. Braking was a leg breaking experience.. (Now you know where break a leg is coming from!)
5,6,7 are the bikes with a chain.. If you look outside your window you sometimes even spot someone on a bike.. But very rarely and most of the time they have funny shirts on and very tight trousers.. (Sidenote.. Between 15.30 and 17.00 CET their are some freaks watching streams with cycling people.. Special here)

Became it more clear?

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 24, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Its Business Time"

That quote will never be the same for me after this “Flight of the Conchords”
video

Nothing like causing Barry White to return as a zombie to go after them! Hope this race lasts longer than 2 minutes.

by Markk on Mar 24, 2009 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

you know

when I’m down to my socks what time it is, that’s why they call them business socks…

CQRanking.com, you complete me.

by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 25, 2009 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boonen is Vlaanders mooiste

When i read this my mind was nothiing on what it’s acctually meaning is hahaha…

I sao need to get to Belgium fast :-)

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
George Bernard Shaw, 1856-1950

by CycleGirl on Mar 24, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

No big deal but it's Vlaanderen's mooiste..

Yeah Chris also spelle it wrong buy he can’y even spel ‘Dit is een drama’ after a thousand times

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on Mar 25, 2009 5:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

You shouldn't tell people they can't spell and the go on to spell, spell wrong ;)

Heinrich Haussler (GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Cervélo TestTeam

by Phil H. on Mar 25, 2009 6:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

You wrote the instead of then.

You shouldn’t tell people they can’t spell the word spell wrong when telling that other people spelled something wrong when you yourself spell then wrong!

:-s

by Lopex on Mar 25, 2009 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't spelled wrong, just wrong form of grammer...I did mean to write then but the is still a word ;)

Heinrich Haussler (GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Cervélo TestTeam

by Phil H. on Mar 25, 2009 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

And still you put up with us ;-)

by Jen See on Mar 25, 2009 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it isn't

The possesive in Dutch does not have an apostrophe. So: Vlaanderens mooiste.

by tedvdw on Mar 25, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mooiste = most beautiful

not ‘best’.
It indicates that the ‘Ronde van Vlaanderen’ is the most beautiful race of Flanders.
So saying ‘Boonen is Vlaanders mooiste’ is far besides the truth :)

by FrankV on Mar 25, 2009 7:22 AM EDT reply actions  

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