The Girbecco Factor... And Some Homework!
The Centenary Giro d'Italia has been a fine bike race so far, and promises to continue in this vein, but it has been hard for the race to attract attention, when so much of the media's fascination centers instead on the Giro's newest gift to cycling. I am speaking, of course, of Girbecco. His cRaZy eyes, the socks on his horns, his generally charismatic wit, the way he glides easily among the riders, glitterati and media... it's been utterly fascinating. La Stampa and the Corriere Dello Sport have been running competing daily features about his connections to various podium ladies. Children along the Giro route scream for Girbecco dolls. People from DSs to bookmakers seek him out for his daily, unvarnished predictions and assessments. It's a phenomenon not seen in sports since Peter Puck.
All of this has presented the Amaury Sports Organization with a crucial challenge -- can the Tour design a similarly awesome mascot and in the process save its increasingly precarious position as Cycling's main event?
In fairness, I don't think everyone should be held to the Girbecco Standard, particularly on only a few months' notice. OK, Girbecco was introduced to the media in December, but he didn't really have a coming out party until Venice. Still, the longer the Tour goes without a mascot, the harder it will be for them to carry on and continue to dodge the issue.
Well, we fans do love us some Tour, notwithstanding the slave-like devotion to the Giro that I insist on as a precursor to site registration (you did read the fine print, no?). And we do have the right outlook and creative impulses collectively to help solve the problem. So I challenge you, the Podium Cafe, to ... design a mascot for the Tour!
I'll start. Am thinking of a smiling, yellow marmot who goes around accusing the foreign teams of cheating. Top that! Oh, and we need not only a critter... we need an outfit, outlook, and a catch-phrase or two. If we get several strong entries, which I expect, then we'll put it to a vote. And send the information along to ASO.
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Really, what could top a marmotte, those cuddly little mountain dwellers?
There was a guy near the top of the Croix de Fer last year dressed as a marmotte (was it you Will?!). If only we could track him down and borrow his costume……
Adrenalina Italiana!
Somewhere in Canada someone has this for a mascot. I don't think it looks very much like a marmot though...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3269/2598682989_61e77a1dae.jpg?v=0
I also found this, but I think we could do better!

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_b3_7_kgd8h4/Rzva2vhWTuI/AAAAAAAAFyM/1bzio_1ow8g/s320/ghogimage1.jpg
Adrenalina Italiana!
You can just send me the prize now Chris

"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
I'm thinking a minotaur in armor.
I mean, this is the ASO, so the mascot has to be bull-headed. The armor is both a nod to France’s noble past and, more practically, protection in the ASO’s continual battles with the UCI (also useful if Boonen’s more thuggish fans get out of control should they persist in excluding him every single time he gets caught doing blow). Obviously, this first attempt needs lots of work—tricolor horns? yellow armor? a nice beret? but that’s what you creative types are for.

His name: oh, come on. The Frenchies had the name first. Their most famous knight. And still the first thing much of the world thinks of when they hear “Tour de France”: Sir Lancelot.
Long day--bad grammar. That's the way it works.--Lance Armstrong
Only one animal would be suitable.
and that would be, a Badger in a yellow jersey, who slaps children.
And here I was being all
realistic and everything . . . mascotify one o’ dem Credit Lyonnais Lions.
Makes the sponsors happy, freaks out the children, good times.
I have two suggestions right off the top of my head...
well, make it one suggestion, since the San Francisco Crazy Crab is, rightfully, a San Francisco Giant’s emblem and really has nothing to do with the Tour. This, however, I think is the perfect tie-in between cycling’s most well known event, and those that love it here at Podium Cafe. It encompasses the chivalry of cycling’s greatest hero’s and the strange fascination that they hold for us. Simultaneously showing both the honor of the sport, and the fact that PodiumCafe has a MIGHT PELOTON!

Respect the Shit List; it respects you.
I do believe she's doing an interpretive dance to celebrate Beltane...
Respect the Shit List; it respects you.
Ribbit

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!
Sanglier
(Wild boar). Wears a beret; smokes Gauloises. Obstinantly does what it pleases. Circulates innuendo about certain cyclists and their preparation habits.
"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."
--Dino Buzzati
le coq gaulois
The gallic rooster is a national symbol of France. According to Wikipedia it is often used as a national mascot at soccer and rugby events. There was even a lovable rooster named Footix who was the mascot at the 1998 FIFA World Cup, hosted by France. Here’s Footix—

Perhaps he can be modified for the TDF—

by Merry Crankster on May 20, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions
Hm
this has some potential.
Abruzziamo!
by Chris Fontecchio on May 20, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah.......no
I’m looking at the suggestions so far and I would say they should go for a duo. Something like an edgier version of Timon and Pumba(?)
I’m thinking the grumpy Sanglier coupled with either a jovial member of the mighty herd or a frog.
Yes Chris... please... please pick this one...
… so that we can all snicker and make Cock jokes all of July.
Respect the Shit List; it respects you.
That's Jimbo's way of saying
“yes – more cock.”
"I didn't look for him and I didn't see him. If you base your race on another rider, most of the time you lose."
Tom Boonen
That has to be a record
From a football-playing chicken to gay porn in 5 posts. Well done.
"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!
Oooh, this looks very fun
Especially because a rooster. Heh, that has so much potential for saying silly stuff ;-)

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