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Jens!' brilliant idea for the ultimate stage race. More is better.

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For God's sake Jens!.....take it easy a bit, 198 stages?!!!!!

of course Jens! would win the race because he would be the only one still riding after 100 days. But if it’s only one race, make it the Giro, nothing beats the scenery of Italia.

In Chauncey we trust!

by Phil H. on May 29, 2009 12:55 AM EDT reply actions  

It made me smile

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..

by Frinking on May 29, 2009 3:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Was Jens! secretly involved with the guys planning the tour of USA.

    After retiring from the Pro peloton in Europe Jens! should try the Race Across America.

I'm not Bob Dylan but I never miss a beat.
I ain't no philosopher, I dance in the street.

by flying dog on May 29, 2009 5:30 AM EDT reply actions  

The Tour of the EU?

Jens! continues to entertain. If only he’d also said, “More suffering is better…”

Has everyone here seen the “Jens[!] Voigt is tougher than you” e-mail? It’s canonical among some of my riding friends.

"Think globally, bike locally."

by SpaceGuy on May 29, 2009 2:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes, please, post it here!

I wanted to link to this posting on a blog called “Little Known Facts About Jens Voigt,” which a friend sent to me. Included in the list:

If Jens Voigt was a country, his principle exports would be Pain, Suffering, and Agony.
If Jens Voigt was a planet, he’d be the World of Hurt.
Jens Voigt doesn’t know where you live, but he knows exactly where you will die.
Jens Voigt doesn’t have a shadow because he dropped it repeatedly until it retired, climbing into the CSC team car and claiming a stomach ailment.
Jens Voigt once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. Jens won… by five.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jens Voigt jumps out and attacks.

by Ruthann on Jun 3, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haha!

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
A date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak? Aah you know what they say about british girls.. No?

by Frinking on Jun 3, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Jens Voigt once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "who has more testicles" contest. Jens won… by five." Funy as hell!

Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
A date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak? Aah you know what they say about british girls.. No?

by Frinking on Jun 3, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

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