Giro Teams Power Poll!
This is a special edition power poll/PdC preview of all 22 Giro squadre. Ranking is largely determined by GC competence first, though other factors come in after the first few major GC teams. Grab some gel shots, this might be an endurance test.
1. Astana
Lineup: Armstrong, Brajkovic, Horner, Leipheimer, Morabito, Navarro, Popovych, Rubiera, Zeits
Special Powers: Gently ushering a very serious grand tour GC threat or three past the peloton, crashes, and other distractions to the precise stage, or moment on a stage, where that person must win the race themselves. Sometimes this moment doesn't occur until the trophy presentation, when the team has ripped the legs off everyone even before Popovych swings off the front. But since the time trials will matter very much, it's safe to say that whoever they're coddling will have to bust out of their coccoon before long.
Kryptonite: Stage wins. Timely paychecks. French fans.
Girbecco says: "World domination!"
For more of this nonsense, keep reading.
2. Liquigas
Lineup: Basso, Agnolli, Carlstrom, Miholjevic, Pellizotti, Quinziato, Stangelj, Szmyd, Vanotti
Special Powers: Glorification of Italian Cycling. Climbing. Roster depth. Presence of a serious secondary GC threat. Home field advantage.
Kryptonite: Pressure? Maybe. Responsibility may be a hangup. Time trialing too.
Girbecco says: "Girded for battle!"
3. Serramenti Diquigiovanni
Lineup: Simoni, Bertagnolli, Scarponi, Serpa, Bertogliati, De Bonis, Ochoa, Bertolini, Rodriguez
Special Powers: Climbing, overall depth, dual GC threats, home field, veteran-ness, and yet probably won't be asked to take much responsibility.
Kryptonite: Karma (damn you Rebelliiiiiiiiiiinnnnn!), age, time trials.
Girbecco says: "Won't go down without making someone suffer first!"
4. Rabobank
Lineup: Menchov, Ardila, Ten Dam, Van Emden, De Groot, Horrillo, Kozontchuk, Stamsnijder, Tjallingii
Special Powers: Following wheels, time trialing, Menchov!
Kryptonite: Organization, coherent planning, team depth.
Girbecco says: "Are you allowed to hitch a ride all the way to the podium?"
5. Lampre
Lineup: Cunego, Bono, The Edge,... er, Bruseghin, Da Dalto, Gasparotto, Gavazzi, Marzano, Mori, Tiralongo
Special Powers: Italian-ness, stage-stomping, Bruseghin's stealth threat.
Kryptonite: Really hard climbs. Expectations.
Girbecco says: "See you in the fall. Cunego owns the fall."
6. Cervélo Test Team
Lineup: Sastre, Deignan, Gerrans, Gustov, Hunt, King, Konovalovas, Lloyd, Pauwels
Special Powers: Climbing, aggression, exceeding expectations.
Kryptonite: Time trials, the maillot jaune. This is a July team.
Girbecco says: "Testing! 1... 2.. 3..."
7. LPR Brakes
Lineup: Di Luca, Bosisio, Chiarini, Ermeti, Golcer, Montaguti, Petacchi, Pietropolli, Spezialetti
Special Powers: Aggression, trickery, teamwork, home field, stage-stomping, and the occasional sprint win too.
Kryptonite: Overly hard stages. Lack of bunch sprints.
Girbecco says: "You will know them by the trail of the dead."
8. Garmin Chipotle
Lineup: Danielson, Dean, Farrar, Meyer, Millar, Pate, Vande Velde, Wiggins, Zabriskie
Special Powers: Cronosquadre (TTT), individual time trialing, sprinting, hammering.
Kryptonite: Killer climbs, July ambitions.
Girbecco says: "Too strong not to make an impact somewhere."
9. Caisse d'Epargne
Lineup: Arroyo, Jeannesson, Kiryienka, Lastras, Lopez, Perez, Perget, J-Rod, Charteau.
Special Powers: Winning races in Spain. Climbing, stage attacks.
Kryptonite: Races outside Spain, time trials.
Girbecco says: "A top ten and a stage. Happy now?"
10. Columbia
Lineup: Barry, Boasson Hagen, Cavendish, Lövkvist, Pinotti, Possoni, Renshaw, Rogers, Sivtsov.
Special Powers: A little of everything: sprints, TTT, ITT, some climbing. Stage-stomping. Multiple options. World's fastest human. Karma.
Kryptonite: Responsibility/aggression. Fake abs on kits. Unconvincing GC threats.
Girbecco says: "Them dogs will (stage) hunt!"
11. Barloworld
Lineup: Soler, Augustyn, Bellotti, Caccia, Cardenas, Cheula, Froome, Hunter, Longo-Borghini
Special Powers: Stealth quality, Soler's ability to pwn a stage, good roster depth.
Kryptonite: Inexperience on the big stage. Might be looking toward July.
Girbecco says: "Ignore at your peril!"
12. Acqua e Sapone
Lineup: Garzelli, Andriotto, Codol, Donati, Failli, Marzoli, Masciarelli x 2, Palumbo
Special Powers: Italian-ness, stage hunting, freedom to launch all sorts of silly attacks
Kryptonite: The whole concept of the GC.
Girbecco says: "What time do the RAI cameras come on?"
13. Xacobeo Galicia
Lineup: Martinez, Cesar, Garcia, Isaichev, Rabunal, Fernandez, Mayoz, Garcia, Vorganov
Special Powers: Climbing. Cesar's low profile and ability against the watch.
Kryptonite: The big stage.
Girbecco says: "Buckle up: the Giro ain't no regional one-week tour!"
14. Milram
Lineup: Barla, Förster, Fothen x 2, Müller, Rohregger, Russ, Scholz, Schröder.
Special Powers: Two stealth leaders, the occasional crono, sprints, umlauts.
Kryptonite: Kits. Support back home. Milram's inexperience with the whole credible GC threat thingy... it's been a while.
Girbecco says: "More serious than they look!"
15. Saxo Bank
Lineup: Cancellara, Voigt, Lund, McCartney, Haedo, Van Goolen, Bak, Goss, Sorensen
Special Powers: Team unity, stage wins, the supernatural force of Jens!
Kryptonite: July ambitions. Also, at some point the bull's-eye on their backs is permanent.
Girbecco says: "World domination! Just not this month."
16. AG2R
Lineup: Valjavec, Efimkin, Hinault, Krivtsov, Loubet, Pliuschin, Senac, Sonnery, Turpin
Special Powers: Climbing, stealthyness, healthy dose of Eastern European hardness.
Kryptonite: Le Tour. Not that Hinault.
Girbecco says: "More stage hunters? Get in line."
17. ISD
Lineup: Visconti, Gatto, Cioni, Stannard, Grivko, Grabovskyy, Huzarski, Scarselli, Pidgornyy
Special Powers: Two guys with a nose for the line, in Italy at least. Stage-stomping on all the middlin' courses.
Kryptonite: The Giro has a lot of stage-hunters on board, including guys with far less pressure. Also, what's with all the "yy"s?
Girbecco says: "Home of the Italian Champion! Oh, wait..."
18. Katusha
Lineup: Pozzato, Brutt, Eskov, Ignatiev, Klimov, Mazzanti, Petrov, Serov, Swift
Special Powers: Cobbled classics.
Kryptonite: Oops.
Girbecco says: "Ben be Swift... or this won't be pretty."
19. Beat-Box Bweeg
Lineup: Belgy, Chainel, Gene, Haddou, Quemeneur, Sokolov, Sprick, Tschopp, Voeckler
Special Powers: Voeckler's motor.
Kryptonite: Another French team getting in its miles for July.
Girbecco says: "Man, French people sure get a lot of vacation time."
20. Fuji-Servetto
Lineup: Camano, Capecchi, Vigano, Gomez Gomez Gomez, Del Nero, Gonzalez, Fernandez de la Puebla, Kesiakoff, Serrano
Special Powers: long breakaways. Reminding people of recent scandals.
Kryptonite: Karma.
Girbecco says: "Do I have to acknowledge you?"
21. Quick Step
Lineup: Davis, Cataldo, Devenyns, Engels, Facci, Reda, Seeldrayers, Hulsmans, Malacarne
Special Powers: Sprinting, including at the end of hard stages.
Kryptonite: Everything else. Can't help that Malacarne is Italian for "bad meat".
Girbecco says: "The long slow runout to transfer season begins..."
22. Silence-Lotto
Lineup: Brandt, De Greef, Dockx, Gilbert, Jacobs, Ljungblad, Kaisen, Vanendert, Wegelius
Special Powers: Stage hunting.
Kryptonite: Getting any value out of its roster through organization and seasonal planning.
Girbecco says: "This can't end well."
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I'm coming around to Girbecco.
He’s really pretty funny, for a goat.
You need to do this race two or three times before you can win, despite what Cunego showed us last year: winning in his first try--Frank Schleck, on Amstel Gold
2 days before the start
and I still have no idea if there will be any English commentary coverage. This has been an extremely frustrating Giro build up, so this race needs to get going now.
In Chauncey we trust!
oops
I used the Astana template for all the other teams, then changed the text. Except here.
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 7, 2009 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Man, Girbecco, you gave Quick Step a bad rap...
Seeldrayers is going to turn a few heads in this race. He is a very solid climber and has placed well in California and Paris-Nice. He can time trial compitently and I wouldn’t be suprised with a number of high placings.They could be higher than Bweeg…
But other than that good job!
I think Cataldo will be more exciting to watch
he won the Baby Giro a few back and did very well at Romandie, I think he’s supposed to be the next Italian climbing sensation, although I could just be making that up.
In Chauncey we trust!
both
good calls, though this particular Giro may be hard for young guys to muscle in on.
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 7, 2009 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Live coverage on Universal sports TV channel according to steephill
and I just found out I have it..YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Chauncey we trust!
new post coming
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 7, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
Does that me..
They will be streaming online as well like they did with the Tour of the Basque Country?
There will aslo be streaming,
check Chris’s new post for updates when they come
In Chauncey we trust!
Strange power poll...
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
yes indeed
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 7, 2009 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah
there are limitations… and I think I covered them a lot yesterday. But a stand-alone teams piece would ideally be meatier.
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 7, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Barloworld
Might be more on the ball in giro (cummings not made team so better than hm must be on the team) – and not going in July.
Rest of article ridiculously good! Who knew girbecco so wise!
Only two more sleeps to the giro!
You missed your calling Chris. Stand Up Comedian suits you.
10. Columbia
Lineup: Barry, Boasson Hagen, Cavendish, Lövkvist, Pinotti, Possoni, Renshaw, Rogers, Sivtsov.
Special Powers: A little of everything: sprints, TTT, ITT, some climbing. Stage-stomping. Multiple options. World’s fastest human. Karma.
Kryptonite: Responsibility/aggression. Fake abs on kits. Unconvincing GC threats.
Girbecco says: “Them dogs will (stage) hunt!”
i think
LPR Ballan should be better than you predict. Bosisio and Di Luca should be in battle for the pink, at least before the 60km ITT.
About Astana, i put Liquigas at front. For me the only two guys that i have certain that will helps Levi are Armstrong and Rubiera…the others, i have some doubts…
Popovych keeps his poor form, Brajkovic never show his potential in a big tour.
You forgot Horner
who’s as much help as Brajkovic or anyone Leaky has seeing he’s an actual domestique, and a big time grinder like Jens! He’s the reason Astana are stronger than Leaky IMO.
In Chauncey we trust!
I can't help but think of the Popo that
Lance had to ask to slow down on some Tour climbing stage in ‘04 or ’05? Maybe this is him or maybe not. I’m not even a fan of Popo but he can work some.
You're right about Astana thing...
Liqui has 2 favorites with Basso and Pelli.. Astana just Levi, no I don’t believe it. That’s serious advatage as we saw in the Tour.. The bottle carriers are also a lot better of Liqui… Liqui can control everything.. Astan is going to struggle on the flat.. Who do they have there? Zeits?!?!
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
I feel as though I am being stalked online by Girbecco.
And Menchov shall win Induurain style if Astana and Liquigas neutralize each other.
Mon coeur appartient à les forçats de la route.
indeed
I haven’t delved into each stage much, but a few things come to mind, like that stage out of austria to Bergamo.
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 7, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions
The stage out of Austria doesn't go to Bergamo, the stage after does
the stage out of Austria goes to Chiavenna, which is stage 7. Then stage 8 goes from Morbegno to Bergamo…..sheesh!
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Yo
I don’t look stuff up. I have people to do that for me. Hey wait, that’s you!
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 8, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Oh shit boy, I will not take that crap from the goat
you tell Girbecco that he should learn his own race’s route better.
In Chauncey we trust!
The Bergamo stage, yes
Also, the stage back to Italy from Austria, Chiavenna I think is the finish. Then, more after Cinque Terre in the Apenino. Lots of breakaway spots, very hard stages to control for a gc team playing defense, I think.
Heh, still working on the previews, but amazed again at how hard the course is this year. Stage previews up to stage 16 should be up on steephill by the end of today. More as I get them written.
Serious.. Why did you pick Horillo?!
Crashdan: "Veni Vidi Vici beats Wing Kong Exchange... … and I’ll change my signature to a backwards smile for a month."
Franzoi wins Parijs-Roubaix and I win a date with the VDS of Team Txirrindulariak..
Ah! I must be going crazy, I swear I just saw a bunch of little Girbecco heads
on the side of my computer screen……….
In Chauncey we trust!
Why thank you, I think it fits for the Giro
of course there is Bert in yellow and Bert in Gold that could be used in July and September.
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heh
Trying not to pile on.
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by Chris Fontecchio on May 8, 2009 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions

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