you slip and fall and end up on a hooker’s ass next to the line of blow . . .

No?

partygoers doing lines off of a passed-out Roubaix winner.

for a Canadian to bring up the comparison to Ross Rebagliati, who almost lost his 1998 snowboarding Olympic gold medal due to a positive test for marijuana and claimed he had only inhaled 2nd-hand smoke …

if they are tossing coke into the ventilation system.

Secondhand smoke, I understand. Not so clear on secondhand powder.

Inanimate? = Kissed his own image in a used mirror? Shaved with a used razor?

Via another person? = um, how much can you ingest / inahale/touch that way?

that’s a hell of a party