Why not me? Der Leenooos
by Phil H. on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM EDT
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Why I zall win: I've won ze Bayern Rundfahrt, du you peoples underztand how tuff zis is? A von a race zat is sounds like ze English word for blowing air out one's Ass, zis is not easy to win, it takes courage and pride, zis I have feel ofs.
Whay elze shalls I vin? Well I am ze hope for ze people of Deutschland, I am like a Deutsch Jesuz, I am ze greates thing to happen zer since the invention of ze Zeppelin, but I will not go down in flames, I vill flame ze peloton...does zis makes zense? Why else shall I vin? Because ze stagess into ze Grand Bornard are meine Bitzches, I dominates on ze strassen that go to zat durf. I vill win by funf minutes on stage 17, ze little Lance and ze little Alberto can vipe zer tears on my aszz! I am ze wunder boy!
Why I vill not win: Because I am dressed like ze moo-moo, zis is pure Scheisse! I shall not be embarrazzed like zis, I am ze great white hope for zas Volk! I am der Leenoos, have you seen my fierce look?!
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Zats right bitzches!!!
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Pooor Leeenoos!
You are taking the fun of Leenoooos, you are a very bad man, a very very bad man!
Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll
Aww poor Leenoos, if he wasn't one of my favorite riders and if I weren't German
I wouldn’t have made fun of him and his dialect.
Yah
if you weren’t German, you’d be in big trouble right now mister.
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 1, 2009 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions
ah…ich habe gedacht, dass es fünf war… ;)
by plinytheelder on Jul 1, 2009 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions
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