Sparing you I will, the photos of the high-5 nightmare interchange of veins in George Hincapie's left calf.  I have it on good authority that Lee-noos left HIgh Road because George wouldn't take him up on the offer of heavily discounted laser surgery . . . (What authority?  The sort of authoritay that must be respected.  Respect.)

But we--that's the paranormal we that us ph.d's get to use in deep discussions such as this--also know what happens when you put clinically low bodyfat percentages together with serious aerobic activity in the supra-pedal extremities: serious veinage running from the subtly sexy to "has a med. school called you about being the visual aid at their anatomy lesson?"

Discuss and provide visual aids as necessary (or not):