PREVIEW: Help Megabeth Pick Her Tour VDS - 7pm EST
Let's get ready to rumble!!!
Tonight at 7:00 east coast time will be the ultimate cage match smackdown fight to get on my VDS. [Sui Juris here, exercising editorial powers: and by cage match, we mean Megabeth is getting locked in a cage if she actually goes through with this.]
Course conditions: I will be fueled by American beer (because we don't need Europe anymore for good beer), cheeses from all the major racing powers, and a good French bordeaux to celebrate completion of the project.
Race details: Gone are the days where I use logic, knowledge and team strategy. In fact, throw those out the window! (Because it's working oh-so-well for my year long VDS team.)
My Tour Only VDS will be determined by two things - pure luck and good old fashioned peer pressure.
Here's the set-up...
Using company resources, I have printed out every rider on the VDS spreadsheet. I have cut them out into little slips. Those riders that are not riding in Le Tour have been placed into the Trashcan of Sadness. I have grouped the remaining riders together based on their point value and we'll start with the highest and work our way to the onesies and twosies.
I will draw a rider, and then there will be five minutes of discussion of why or why not I should include that rider. If I do not choose the rider, I will draw again and I must keep the rider from the second draw. And of course, five minutes doesn't necessarily mean five minutes. If someone makes an irrefutable point, we move on. If I get silence? It will be a lonnnng five minutes of lonely sad. Do you want that?
Meanwhile, during discussion time, I will imbibe good beverages and eat cheese from the each rider's home country. (Details on cheese and beverages will be posted in the live thread.)
So, please do join the action to help create the first ever live pick and peer pressure VDS team.
7:00 p.m. East Coast Time. That's 4 p.m. for you suckers still at work on the West Coast, and 1 a.m. for you lazy Swedes on vacation.
Here. Live. On Podium Cafe.
[Sui Juris: Christ. Aren't we glad we don't use real names here?]
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I'll be here. Unless we go out to eat, that is.
And damn. The cupboards sure are bare…
I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish
Knowing what a loudmouth Sui is...
… there won’t be many 5 minute periods of lonely sad.
Now the gtf off my couch Sui…
Respect the Shit List; it respects you.
It's mine, now
This lawyer knows the law of adverse possession. Now please kindly remove your apartment from around it.
What time
will you have your head buried in the Porcelin Suitcase of Nasuea?
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
Does anyone know how to get snot out of a keyboard?
‘cause laughing uncontrollably while coughing apparently isn’t a good idea.
good sweet christ!
is there any Eurobeer or fancy cheese left at the Wilson Blvd Fresh Fields??
Wait, never mind.
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
By the way
I will not be eating all that cheese…at one time…or in one night. I’ll probably polish it all off sometime during the stage on Saturday, though.
Hm
are you guys telling me that there wasn’t time to sell the broadcast rights to this event to Universal?
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions
OK, I'm in
I have a sneaky suspicion this will be completely awesome.
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Leave the back door open
and I will come over and gather up the half-filled bottles once I detect the two of you are incapacitated / no longer posting.
Jens Voigt doesn’t know where you live, but he knows exactly where you will die.
VDS party at 4:00....wahoooooo!!!!!
so what if I am still at work slaving away….see you in an hour…and huge thanks to Wolverine for giving me a heads up
Being a zombie for an entire summer-day (we have 12 of those/year)
’cause I was up all night waiting for someone to vomit on the internet?
Maybe next year.
Well, if Jens is skipping out, I guess I have to stick around.
Somebody has to provide a little snark. So what if the boys complain about the Boca crumble + off-brand chili mix delight I’m whipping up for supper? With a couple of beers and my ear buds, I probably won’t even hear them.
I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish
You are.
Live thread up shortly. Or so I understand.
Can I say again that I never agreed to be a producer?
(Unless it is a hit. Them I am executive producer.)
Jolly good.
My weekday bedtime is 12.15…but I may be persuaded to bend that a little ;-)
Adrenalina Italiana!
Wait,
isn’t it the weekend now? Oh, right, you guys aren’t celebrating July 4th. Not a day early, at least.
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions
No. We have a Friday to go yet.
Makes me want to cry. Work is so stressful this week.
Adrenalina Italiana!
Trashcan of Sadness
Hey, I worked there briefly in the late 90s!
Sui, what are you wearing for this?
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
Wool?
In July?!? This could get very messy.
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
A practical question
how are you planning to stay within the 100 point limit? I mean, besides delegating the tabulation job, of course?
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 6:36 PM EDT reply actions
Ah, right
That’s why you left a buffer before the actual deadline. Good thinking.
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm settled in now.
Beer, bowl of “chili,” laptop. Let the fun begin!
I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish
Wait!
Slight delay. We have pouring down rain here with the sun out. We have a rainbow touching down in our back yard. Must.get.pics!
wh..wh...what?!?!
You abandon us for a rainbow? Don’t you have about six a day in VA?
Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 2, 2009 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions

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