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Help Megabeth Pick Her VDS Team: LIVE THREAD!

It's time for the smackdown! Who's going to come out on top...who's going to be left behind.  Will peer pressure (fueled by beer and cheese) and chance beat out the team of knowledge and logic? And, most importantly, will this VDS even survive Le Tour? Time will only tell!

Let's get started after the jump...

Star-divide

A recap of the rules straight from the preview thread:

Using company resources, I have printed out every rider on the VDS spreadsheet. I have cut them out into little slips. Those riders that are not riding in Le Tour have been placed into the Trashcan of Sadness. I have grouped the remaining riders together based on their point value and we'll start with the highest and work our way to the onesies and twosies.

I will draw a rider, and then there will be five minutes of discussion of why or why not I should include that rider. If I do not choose the rider, I will draw again and I must keep the rider from the second draw.  And of course, five minutes doesn't necessarily mean five minutes.  If someone makes an irrefutable point, we move on.  If I get silence?  It will be a lonnnng five minutes of lonely sad.  Do you want that?

Just to prove that everything is on the up and up, the following has been examined and approved by an in-house self-delegated independent Podium Cafe Referee. This includes:

The preparation of the slips...

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The slips in wait..

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The cycling-approved devices in which the slips will be drawn...

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And, The Trash Can of Sadness:

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And, of course, the beer, cheese and wine that will be taken in during each round.

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In the comments below, I will submit my first draw. During each round, I will also let you know what point values are included in that draw. And, I'll let you know what cheese we're eating in celebration of the picked rider.

As we get towards the end, we might have to call for substitutions and switches so we don't exceed the point rule. (Word of Warning: While I did get my MBA from an Ivy League school, my math skilz still require me to use my fingers. I may require some input of which point value group to hit next for those who can add faster than I.)

So, the first question before I do the first draw. 

Am I going for GC or points jerseys? (That way, I know who to include in the hat.)

Let the games and peer pressure begin!

Edited to add:

Carlos Sastre has been added to the team.

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If only this water bottle I am drinking were vodka. And tomorrow’s 100 mile ride were by train.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw, shucks.

That means so much to me. Thanks, man. I’ll buy you a train ticket for tomorrow.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, folks.

I’ll give a grace period of 3 extra minutes for the GC vs. Jersey argument since some of ya’ll are still getting over here. Don’t let me down!

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you should go for both!

(I should mention that I am likely to have the worst advice possible given that I only follow cycling during the Tour de France and I mostly pick my guys based on things like “good hair,” “was funny once,” and “has a name I would like to say out loud.”)

by bruyere on Jul 2, 2009 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The answer to your first question is Yes.

Next!

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GC all the way

Because GC guys tend to get points in a variety of ways…

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That pleases the White Unicorn very much!

He will also provide advice.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck that.

Wake the Black Unicorn up.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's dead drunk and drooling into what looks like the remains of a couple of kittens.

But I’ll see if I can get his attention.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi, all! Megabeth, what a great idea!

I missed the team presentation today (wtf, I thought it was tomorrow,) and was so happy to see your planned Event. I’ve cracked open a Smithwick, in honor of Dan Martin’s withdrawl, poor guy.

Who did you pick first? To hell with the rainbow, let’s get going! :-)

by Ruthann on Jul 2, 2009 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, aren't you in the twin cities?

Where did you find a Smithwick’s? I don’t think I’ve ever seen that around here.

by Tifosa on Jul 2, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eden Prairie Liquor. No kidding. They sell Bulmer's Cider, too.

Very tasty. I’ll change over to wine starting Saturday. :-)

by Ruthann on Jul 2, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eden Prairie, huh?

Whooda thunk it!

I’ll have to check that out :-)

by Tifosa on Jul 2, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eden Prarie?

Might as well head to the Mall.

(IGH Represent, yo.)

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

serously. cause it might inspire me to play too

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

said "mght"

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and how the hell did you pronounce it?

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are you drinking? I've got

Monty Python’s Holy Grail. And yes, it tastes funny.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My beer is popped, too!

A lovely Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA. Mmmmm.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

commie

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and the masses

so close enough.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All rise

Let’s go children of the fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny’s
Bloody flag is raised! (repeat)
In the countryside, do you hear
The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
They come right to our arms
To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!

Grab your weapons, citizens!
Form your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

man, that’s some bloodthirsty antheming right there.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to drive in a bit,

so I’m just going to act drunk instead. WOOOOO.

by bruyere on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pick someone quick

I have to go and I need fodder for my mockery

More Muur...

by Jimbo... on Jul 2, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Def GC

Though Cav might make you change your mind.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cycling approved devices

is it true that every one of those is stolen?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

naw

Some have been found on the side of the road. Perhaps the Columbia ones were because I had sticky fingers….maybe.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah right

fell off the team trucks. No questions asked.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

PLEASE SWITCH TO SECOND LIVE THREAD

Ok, not yet…

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, we sure we want GC?

I’ve got the slips here from 30 point value down to 18. We cool with that?

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

it's your funeral.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you pick a name, then we can advise you.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

But you guys have to carry my coffin.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think the better is a mix of everything

some GCs, and sprinters, and finally, the stage hunters

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is Bruce?

I want to see how strong the gap is

More Muur...

by Jimbo... on Jul 2, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here

coming from a party, fairly drunk, the gap is flurry as is this thread

by Bruce Suomi on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

GC

The GC winner should get you 800 points, minimum. 1200-1400 max (Contasdor from stage one to the end)

Green jersey winner- Cav- may get you what 700 max.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Contasdor. Oi.

You know what I mean.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But you have to pick the GC winner. Out of a hat.

So I still say, pick the name and then we’ll see.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

Fixed your post:

So I still say, pick the name and the’ll mock away.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so maybe 5 min

was a bit optimistic,re: local processing power. I think GC is the aim here. Plus, that will still allow for cheaper green jersey thrills.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, first pick is...

coming up in a picture in one second.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He will do nothing. NOTHING!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dump him

No cobbles, no point

More Muur...

by Jimbo... on Jul 2, 2009 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok...

Votes for dumping shall commence now. Five minute discussion and remember. Second draw from the 30 to 18 sticks.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn 't that a song by Bob Marley?

Respect the Shit List; it respects you.

by crashdan on Jul 2, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa

crashdan sighting.

what up bro?

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Taking two days off from climbing and diving to work...

… but I’m driving to San Gorgonio this evening to climb it tomorrow, dive on Saturday, boulder on Sunday, BBQ Sunday evening… then I’m diving all next weekend… uh… and… uh… I think I spend most of next week writing Tour Stage previews.

What’s up with you sistah!

Respect the Shit List; it respects you.

by crashdan on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That means the cheese is...

A lovely Drunken Goat Cheese. Mmmmmm.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

where is EGoat anyway? He should be here…

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait

you milked egoat….and made cheese out of it!!!

"Never swing a small stick. " Andy Hampsten

by Hons on Jul 3, 2009 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love him. Keep.

Keep all Oscars is my rule. (Also, fun name to say.)

by bruyere on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, that oscar..... keep him

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gatto?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

wrong month.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No. Throw him back and try again.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

now, the 18 is how much he costs?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

This ref is considering lodging a protest.

Really, Oscartio as your first round draft pick?

!?!?!?!?!

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep him I say.

Can climb a little and all….if Cav fails he could challenge for green

Adrenalina Italiana!

by Albertina on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No love for Friere?

Tough crowd. He did win the green jersey last year, or maybe I dreamed that.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah but

18 points? That’s Leipheimer money.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nooooooo! He's mine!

Er, I mean, bad choice. He won’t do anything. Does he ever?

by Tifosa on Jul 2, 2009 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i think he can do something.

maybe a stage win or so, but the price is indeed to high

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I just heard a whine from the back room.

So, shall I reduce the point spread of the first pick? 30 to 20? Discuss.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And, yeah...

It’s my game so I can change the rules.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got Oscarito RespeKt.

See my VDS teams for the past two years. I’m just saying that you might not want to pin your giant point scoring hopes on him, is all.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we move on?

so far this is an unmitigated disaster.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe

I’m confused.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but it's funny

which is really all that matters

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right

Because it won’t be you two here after the fourth (and fatal) beer is consumed.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

I wish I was consuming, sigh.

later….

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep only if

You know you will get a top 2 GC pick next

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The unicorns say

Question: if MegaBeth picks Oscar, will you help him win points in the Tour?

White: You make my horn glow with happiness! Yes, indeed I will!
Black: But he’s a friend of the dark side! Still, for you…yes.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And I still say toss him.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, five minutes is up.

I’m getting the sense that I should toss him.

So, I shall. 2nd pick coming up.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol, yeah

i’m so supposed to be finishing a stage preview right now…

alas.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so multi-tasking

as long as no one reads this one too closely…

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

you weren't plannng on going home right away, were you?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

heck, i already finished my 17 hrs for the day

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

woo-hoo!

Stickin’ with the Drunken Goat Cheese.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's almost like he cares about other things.

Plus, that “Sastre” doesn’t exactly trip off the tongue, does it?

by bruyere on Jul 2, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not an option

as I understand the rules. (cough)

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's right

(Until I change the rules.) He’s a keeper. Moving on to pick #3. Going into the 18 to 16 spread….

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Value!

Podium places are bank

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stuck with that one, eh?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carlos will podium

He will not win.

I kept the Carlos faith last year. I still respect the guy. I just don’t think he has the suppor to do it.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAIIIEEEEE!!!!!

TAKE IT DOWN TAKE IT DOWN!!!!!

NO CARLOS!!!!!!!!!

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

i took him in mine

but yeah, maybe is too riskyy.

But the great value of him is this, i think much more people choose Contador, so if you have Sastre instead Conta, you will be at front of many ppl. Ok, can be in the other way….

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, take him!

It’s all about the GC!

Adrenalina Italiana!

by Albertina on Jul 2, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Prediction:

Carlos wil finish 7th on GC, not win a stage and wind up with 200 points.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

7th!!

at least in top 5 for me

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

4th

Adrenalina Italiana!

by Albertina on Jul 2, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The scary part

is how Ursula has the GC placings points memorized at least 7 deep.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

On Carlos

White: Your mind is all sunshiney and good! I trust you, and will do my best.
Black: Mwah-ha-ha. Between us, you and I will rule the world.
majope: I doubt he’ll podium this year. Probably top 5, though. Maybe.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

genius!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big question for you all:

Will we have more threads and posts on Megabeth picking than we did for the Tour of Flanders?

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

love the production value

but which cheese goes with the next guy?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Augh, seriously, another rider from my Ed's League team.

Love him. But if you keep picking, you might get a rider who will place higher than he can. Dump him.

by Ruthann on Jul 2, 2009 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More:

This horde of slaves, traitors, plotting kings,
What do they want?
For whom these vile shackles,
These long-prepared irons? (repeat)
Frenchmen, for us, oh! what an insult!
What emotions that must excite!
It is us that they dare to consider
Returning to ancient slavery!

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

They really knew how to sing it in 1789, didn’t they? I’d like to see the Astana beat that!

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear.

We need Phil H for this one.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

He doesn’t know anything about Germans.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

depends on the cheese

If you don’t have a good match, dump.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Leenoos!

is too expensive, me thinks.

by Tifosa on Jul 2, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hm

I believe I am testing positive for “meh” right now…

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

dood

you know there are masking agents for that, don’t you.
sheesh, man, you should be more careful.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Red bull?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is he gonna stick around for the whole tdf

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naaah.

That’s expensive for Leenoos in this company. He might win on his bitch the Colombiere but that’ll be it.

Adrenalina Italiana!

by Albertina on Jul 2, 2009 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he will do nothing

but i know that you have a crush on him…

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

gerdemann

good for a stage win and maybe some yellow jersey time
dobut he’ll go too far in the gc.

leeeenoooos.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah. Could end up top 15 or so, but out of the real points.

I think he’s too expensive.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly, yes

though i do like his hair

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much better than it was last winter.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a vast improvement

hopefully it has not been doping.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ack! my subject disappeared

I said:

Megabeth just lost here best domestique to sleep

by ZoeRochelle on Jul 2, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here I was puzzling over it as a comment on Leenooos' hair.

Like maybe he was the best domestique to sleep with?

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mooooooooo

Adrenalina Italiana!

by Albertina on Jul 2, 2009 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I say keep

Or we’ll need a new thread before the next round.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

at least Oscar and Sastre will

give some points, this guy i doubt.

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just like Flanders

What’s the hill up from Florida and Connecticut?

The Columbiaburg?

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

MalcolmXParkBerg?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That it.

Gotta start a new thread before the Fireworks begin.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm afraid it's so bedtime.

I need to function on the morrow. Night all, and have fun….

Adrenalina Italiana!

by Albertina on Jul 2, 2009 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cheers!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We shall miss you!

And, you’ll wake up with a shiny new VDS to mock.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gnight!

Now wake Helsy up and tell her its her turn.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bye Albertina!

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I saw Allan Davis in the trashcan of sadness.

He may still ride the tour, so this invalidates your whole process and you need to start over.

by brunopitton on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good eye.

I just didn’t want to make the choice between the two and left them both out. (Besides, Boonen is going to spend the tour with me…)

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

scroll up. A lot

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

More beer is needed. Definitely.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You didn't know it?

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, yes.

 (Although, I do let Benna have a sleepover every once and a while.)

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unicorns on Leenoos

Black: I swear to you—he will go down like Frank Schleck in Switzerland.
White: I’ve never attempted anything like that. But I love you and will die trying!

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No for the moooo man

Could be wrong, but don’t see him as a high point getter

by Veloki on Jul 2, 2009 7:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I got here late and tried reading from the begining to catch up.
But y’all are posting faster than I can read…

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 2, 2009 7:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think only one rider has been picked.

It’s a slow and scientific process. Or something.

by bruyere on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just skip to the end

you’ve really missed not much

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, wait..

I’m dumping Linus. (I guess I should have said that…beer catching up fast.)

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

he can do something like last year.

by semprenaroda on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also, you bitches

need to be clear on who has been selected already. As I believe there is some cheese to be eaten. Sastre = Drunken Goat cheese. Mmmmm.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

is that 16 or 18 pts?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Based on my original rules...

He’s a keeper. So, I shall keep. I shall do another draw from the 16 to 14 group. But, I’ll add the 12’s in there for good measure.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait...

does she have to keep him?

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

yes

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But we can agree anyway.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just smile & nod

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

second time = charm

and how hard can it be to match a cheese to a Luxembourger? Like stink on a pig.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It must be really confusing to be ahead of everyone in this case.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. my. god.

you killed the Bruce Gap. RUN!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

have to go look at a mountain profile. back in a few.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sheesh. First it goes up, then it goes down.

How long can that take?

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't make me laugh... my pulled back muscle can't take this

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has anyone else noticed

That Megabeth is fading further and further into darkness with each picture? That’s some quality photography Mark!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatev

She’s not getting allll the beer. That’s Dogfish Head and Dale’s, people!

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK, I just got here, what fun!

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

slow going here, it's been like 45 mins, and she's got only 2 riders

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and three cheese selections

No word on the alcohol. I fear the worst.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok...

For those that are following along at home.

The first two picks have been made:
Carlos Sastre and Kim Kirchen for a total of 36.

Next rider has been chosen and he’s…

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

a little fuzzed there... is that frank?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would help

If the photographer focused on the paper, not the hand…

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 2, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sure looks like him. Dump. Bad knee.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Keep or dump?

If keep, we move on to 4th rider.

If dump, I draw again and he has to be a keeper.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

KEEP!

Bad knee, good karma.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

although...

Black Unicorn has it in for him.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much so that he now favors him.

Consistency is not his middle name.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so what's the rule

do the unicorns bother with secondary selections, or since they’re automatically final do they just move on?

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes I forget to ask...

White: Well, okay…but are you sure you’re a virgin?
Black: can’t possibly top that.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad knee good karma?

Mys be some way obscure Seattle variant of Buddhism there.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dump! Dump!

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eeeeeeeeee.

That knee. Scary pick. Dump him.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah... dump

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait, you have co-workers?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nada

Sorry Frank

by Veloki on Jul 2, 2009 7:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

except

he could be the decoy “leader” and stage guy until Andy is ready.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Home sick, but i say Keep..

"the rest was over 30. And that doesn't mean old and useless, but experienced and with the stamina"

Jens! Voigt, Crit Intl Interview, 2009

by CycleGirl on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, really?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry to be dense, just got here

But we’re all drinking, right? Is this the right party?

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, the secondary pick is happening now.

This one is a sticker…and it’s…

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You people brought this on

yourselves.

Also, where’s my cheese?

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am so so sorry.

I am filled with immense sadness now.

So I need another beer.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Velveeta!

Keep. For the fun.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know what you're asking for...

American cheese equals CHEDDAR. “A great source of calcium!”

(You think we’d eat those American cheese slices here? Heck, no!)

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pepper jack.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

queso fresco!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whoa!

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay, this is rigged i says, rigged

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shockingly

it is not.

And I say this as someone who would totally rig this.

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is good for at least one stage you know

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY! Keep!

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

she can't... she's gotta keep

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hi Ruthann!

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

fave quote this week

from Jered

This is the Tour after all. You don’t have to love Lance Armstrong, but you do have to get out two hands worth of fingers to count his overall victories.

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 2, 2009 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This right so far?

1. Sastre 20
2. Kirchen 16
3. Armstrong 16

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Then I think I need another beer.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me, too.

Okay, so make that 8 hours for the rest of you.

(Production work is hard!)

by Sui Juris on Jul 2, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mark: new thread!!

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

what?

second live thread? freakin’ sweet.

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

347(8) posts

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

back from the hill profile

it went up and down

what did i miss?

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 7:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Down on whom?

Bike racing is a chess game fought by mountain climbing boxers on two wheels. ~ Bob Roll

by bethie on Jul 2, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem.

As the While Unicorn.

by ursula on Jul 2, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

in a blaze of glory

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 2, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like you know who in you know where.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She got Lance.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not much

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did Sui pass out?

You’re well overstuffed on thread #1

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 7:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

dood

aren’t you in charge of this place?

by gavia on Jul 2, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, dood

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for this exercise.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok fine

Apparently Mark is too English to put his cheese down. New thread in a moment.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I prefer to call them

The Dulcet Tones of Phil Liggett

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I dunno.

It’s silence back there. I think he ran away.

by Megabeth on Jul 2, 2009 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have Silence back there?

All of them?

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

majope is on this evening

someone give her a microphone and stage

by ZoeRochelle on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the beer.

And the influence of the Black Unicorn, I’m afraid. I’ll try to quiet down a bit.

I can't understand why people cheat--Mark Cavendish

by majope on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SECOND THREAD now up

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

http://www.podiumcafe.com/2009/7/2/936259/pdc-charity-work-megabeth-picks-a

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

or i'm assuming that's what the thread is for...

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jul 2, 2009 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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