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They come in leopard????
Can we get a PdC logo on that one?
Throughout the stage all I kept on thinking was: ‘don’t finish second, you can’t finish second again’.--Heinrich Haussler
by majope on Jul 27, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leopard! LOL
They did not have the leopard model when I made the PC snuggie prizes. Awesome!!
by roadside on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG! It's the PdC snuggie, il Ghepardo edition!
Brooklyn Chewing Gum: Vlaanderens Mooiste
by Koppenberg on Jul 27, 2009 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's "Snuggie Wild Side" -- look at the box! lol
by gregm on Jul 27, 2009 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can you actually 'get wild' in a snuggie?
BAH!!!!....Cavendish?!
TLP 7.0 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent
by bradBordeaux on Jul 28, 2009 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I could just repeat mine from the other threat, about the aerodynamic handle and cancer-hating lid… ;)
by plinytheelder on Jul 27, 2009 4:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Livestrong teakettle - it whines when done
Oh, and “The WTF Blanket – now with even less f**k”
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Jul 27, 2009 4:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
oh man,
they just killed the idea of leopard being sexy. Ha, one size fits all. baaaaaaby.
Hands free – for the fr***in remote. Yeah, sexeeey
by yeehoo on Jul 27, 2009 4:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Leopard was never sexy. Ever.
Unfortunately, this lesson has not yet reached all of society (especially those who need it most).
by Sui Juris on Jul 27, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. It should be a
tiger, not a leopard
by Drongo on Jul 27, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I've met him a couple of times
and that was sooo tempting . . .
by Sui Juris on Jul 27, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give you credit
for knowing the skit, for knowing who Imran is, and for actually meeting him.
I would not have expected any of those things from a Statesider.
by Drongo on Jul 27, 2009 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
totally agree
but this is reaching a whole new level of irony
by yeehoo on Jul 28, 2009 5:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
but @podiumcafe is one word. Get it right.
by ZoeRochelle on Jul 27, 2009 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll tell Lance to correct it
sometimes life is a false flat
by Willj on Jul 27, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brilliant!
give this man a snuggie!
"The soul selects her own society then shuts the door" - wise words from Majope
by nicknorco on Jul 27, 2009 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by gregm on Jul 27, 2009 4:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
Mavis Clutterbuck, 72, said:

“I used to take 42 tablets a day. No, can’t name them but my doctor said to take them so I did. Then I got this kettle and my life changed for the good. (Continues sobbing…) My life is filled with hope now, this ergomnomic handle is the key. Am a bit worried about the limited warranty though, now things are looking so on the up…”
by andrewp on Jul 27, 2009 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
what, no Livestrong tea cozy....
BAH!!!!....Cavendish?!
TLP 7.0 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent
by bradBordeaux on Jul 27, 2009 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mavis replied
“I’ve just paid $59.99 for a kettle, you can f… off if you think I’m paying another $9.99 for a tea cosy.
Thank god the doctor left me with four tablets a day – three I dont’ know the name of, and the laudanum!"
by andrewp on Jul 27, 2009 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can f… off if you think I’m paying another $9.99 for a tea cosy
Hm, I have been searching for a new slogan for the PdC…
ABRUZZIAM...uh oh
by Chris... on Jul 27, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe - it works!
"The soul selects her own society then shuts the door" - wise words from Majope
by nicknorco on Jul 27, 2009 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The state of having survived
Well either that, or

by tedvdw on Jul 27, 2009 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate that guy
they totally ripped off survivorman – except survivorman has no camera crew and he has to set up the camera himself for all those ‘walking away’ shots then go back and get the camera and set up the next shot, and he only packed 3 matches a safety pin and a harmonica.
Dude, I can see my house from here
by shades on Jul 29, 2009 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
why not a Livestrong Sharpie?
Then you could just write “Livestrong” on everything around the house, even if it’s not yellow.

by gregm on Jul 27, 2009 4:59 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there's stuff in your house
that isn’t yellow?
by Katiek on Jul 28, 2009 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
is this a memorial to stage 14?
The perfect place to store your tempest?
by bruyere on Jul 27, 2009 5:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Threadjack!
(It’s the teakettle’s fault, I was thinking of old riders sitting around the old rider home, sipping tea made from boiling water from the Livestrong teakettle and…)
This just in….
Lance Armstrong signs famous bike riders out of retirement and announces the lineup for next year’s Tour de France on his new team RadioShack:
Lance Armstrong
Levi Leipheimer
George Hincapie
Chris Horner
Axel Merckx
Eki Ekimov
Bobby Julich
Frankie Andreau
Yaroslav Popoyvich (they call him “the kid”)
Their motto:
“Get off my lawn, you whippersnappers!”
by bethie on Jul 27, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What about Maurice Garin's zombie?
Mon coeur appartient aux les forçats de la route.
by Josenka on Jul 27, 2009 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Zombie Maurice
has a handshake agreement with Silence Lotto. Look for more next week.
ABRUZZIAM...uh oh
by Chris... on Jul 27, 2009 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To replace the zombie they had riding this year?
snark.
by fancan on Jul 27, 2009 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure you've got the first four and the last one right
Klöden will probably be there, too.
The really intriguing thirtysomething name to throw into that mix: Floyd Landis.
Nah, they wouldn’t. Would they?
by socal on Jul 27, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't fool me
If this were true then there’d be a spot for Bob Roll – he’s earned it…
"Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill" - Fausto Coppi
by muk on Jul 27, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the Livestrong Tea Kettle
“Because yellow is for third place too!”
Brooklyn Chewing Gum: Vlaanderens Mooiste
by Koppenberg on Jul 27, 2009 6:35 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The Livestrong tea kettle for your healthy green (envy) tea
(and it doubles as a centrifuge).
[I’ll escort myself off the premises. Billdozer gave me directions to his place . . .]
by R Mc on Jul 27, 2009 6:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
7.3 cup capacity
"Think globally, bike locally."
by SpaceGuy on Jul 27, 2009 6:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Livestrong Tea kettle: Don’t like tea, take it curling. Don’t like curling, use it as a Gumpoon. Whatever!! You’re a REBEL!!!
by Sir Flatsalot on Jul 27, 2009 7:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong...
… if you don’t use my Livestrong Tea Kettle then fuck you.
Respect the Shit List; it respects you.
by crashdan on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi, I'm Lance Armstrong...
… if you don’t use my Livestrong Tea Kettle, I’m coming to your town to personally whip your ass on your club ride, and then I’m taking your wife/girlfriend out for drinks (and sex).
by dheadrick on Jul 27, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Just add 1 tsp Lance and 1 tsp Alberto for the perfect brew"
by Cycho on Jul 27, 2009 7:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Top of the pile so far....
BAH!!!!....Cavendish?!
TLP 7.0 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent
by bradBordeaux on Jul 28, 2009 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of you have managed to come up with anything dirtier than Bethie
And I haven’t even seen Bethie’s caption yet.
by Jens on Jul 27, 2009 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
well shit Jens
what a challenge, give me a minute
by bethie on Jul 27, 2009 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
perfect for teabagging with just a single bag?
by tricycle on Jul 27, 2009 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I'll give that an E for effort.
Brooklyn Chewing Gum: Vlaanderens Mooiste
by Koppenberg on Jul 27, 2009 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is an image
I never, ever wanted in my head. Give me back my unsullied mind!
by Drongo on Jul 27, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm sorry.... i really am
i just couldn’t resist… it was too easy
by tricycle on Jul 27, 2009 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or "there's no I in tea"
gotta give my husband the credit for that one
by tricycle on Jul 27, 2009 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent
My favorite so far, but Jens is the judge. And my apologies for stating a preference because it means that you almost certainly will not win now. But, if you do win, you must share the Wild Side™ Snuggie with your hubby.
by Jimbo... on Jul 27, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and then we will both have to share the Snuggie with our cat
who will certainly claim it by covering it with hair. Especially with that print. Mrrrowrrr!
by tricycle on Jul 27, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then again...
It might scare the crap out of your cat
by Jimbo... on Jul 28, 2009 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would scare the crap out of him (and me)
but my cat would still hump it and my husband announced it’d be great “for cyclocross and for watching races at the velodrome.”
I’m just afraid now. Oh and i suppose it should have been “There is no i in tea…” Add "Pistolero, " at whim.
by tricycle on Jul 28, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Available at IKEA's everywhere"
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
by Drew... on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Livestrong Tea Kettle: For those who have "Lots to learn"
by Chainring on Jul 27, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
damn you, you beat me to it...props
BAH!!!!....Cavendish?!
TLP 7.0 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent
by bradBordeaux on Jul 28, 2009 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It spouts hot air! It boils with indignant fury!
And it takes longer to finish than other kettles!
For a pleasing reminder of how life used to be, get a Livestrong whistling kettle.
by Drongo on Jul 27, 2009 9:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and
makes loud, shrill noises at the end.
ABRUZZIAM...uh oh
by Chris... on Jul 27, 2009 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
give it to him
"…I saw bloody Cavendish coming, really fast…"
HH
by ELVISGOAT on Jul 27, 2009 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Livestrong Teakettle
for the poncy fuck who believes that the ten cents donated to the Livestrong foundation from this sale makes a difference.
by bethie on Jul 27, 2009 9:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Excellent use of the word 'poncy"
I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man.
by Drew... on Jul 27, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh if it isn't a winner
at least it’s a zinger…
Bethie, do they really talk that way at your end of the state? :^)
double word score for poncy
I might have gone with poncy little git.. in true Python tradition.
by Fred Marx on Jul 27, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My husband is British
and you are right…poncy little git is a great edit. thanks.
by bethie on Jul 27, 2009 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
On a serious note,
Last week I heard on the radio that the LAF (livestrong.org) has in the past been reprimanded for costing too much for a non-profit org, meaning not enough of the raised funds went (go?) to the intended cause of cancer research. A few simple searches without knowing the exact relevant phrases, like the name of the watchdog authority, did not give me any results.
by tedvdw on Jul 28, 2009 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why search so far away
fmk posted an analysis partly in response to that claim. Good stuff.
by Jens on Jul 28, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks, this is good stuff.
I’d heard the criticisms of the charity too on occasion. Very relieving to see that they’re less than compelling.
You see how calm Vaughters is? That’s because he’s really one giant seething ball of Evil inside. With like, extra Evil.
by Ed K on Jul 28, 2009 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That came up again in the press, recently
I saw it reported in the Italian press recently, but I couldn’t find the source for the report either.
by gavia on Jul 28, 2009 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
fmk's piece suggests there's not much behind the stories
Only interesting left is 10+ million for that event agency.
by tedvdw on Jul 28, 2009 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ja, not sure myself
I’m actually more concerned about the existence of a non-profit and for-profit org with the same name and the frequent blurring of the two. That is, there is a livestrong.org and a livestrong.com.
I’m not sure how current this latest criticism is, either. I do know fmk did a debunking of that claim last year, but I’m not sure if things have changed at all. The Googler returned nothing, so no story as of now.
by gavia on Jul 28, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Com and org is at the very least confusing, yes
And I think I misread the date of fmk’s post, thought it pertained to latest rumours.
by tedvdw on Jul 29, 2009 5:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I can think about is,
where’s the Livestrong snuggie?
by brunopitton on Jul 28, 2009 12:35 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Strictly limited offer!
Not feeling so hot? The solution is here! The Livestrong Kettle!
PLUS! Buy this attractive kettle within the next ten minutes and we’ll give you a free set of steak knives. Perfect for back-stabbing!
(Terms and conditions apply. Best before 2005.)
by Drongo on Jul 28, 2009 1:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For tea that even an Olsen twin can keep down
get yourself a Livestrong kettle!
Sometimes you have to give luck a kick in the balls - Jens Voigt
by mikelpearce on Jul 28, 2009 12:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am in awe of that caption.
Respect the Shit List; it respects you.
by crashdan on Jul 28, 2009 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah that one’s pretty damn good
by plinytheelder on Jul 28, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
I saw the references to teabagging and poncy fucks and figured I could come up with something equally “lighthearted”. Glad you liked it. I think I might still vote for “there is no I in team” though.
Sometimes you have to give luck a kick in the balls - Jens Voigt
by mikelpearce on Jul 28, 2009 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
bad, bad, bad, but all i can think about is...
The tea kettle that boils away all impurities from your urine while the UCI waits at your door! Tested and approved. Limited 7 year warranty.
Incroyable! Incroyable! Incroyable!
by bikepig on Jul 28, 2009 3:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jimbo, had I only know your twitpics were threads to continue laughing at. :-)
I love C, not because he rocks as a cyclist, but because deep down he's a band geek! LOL!
by nikki on Jul 29, 2009 12:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To the tune of I'm a little teapost, short and stout ...
“I’m a Livestrong teapot, lean and mean
Put on a little heat, and hear me scream”
by BruceMcF on Jul 29, 2009 1:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
can you use the 'snuggie' as a tea cosy?
In New Guineau you see people wearing tea cosies on their heads.
by Drongo on Jul 30, 2009 3:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

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