Tour Stage 5 Preview: Le Cap d'Agde - Perpignan 196.5 km
Stage 5 :: Tuesday July 7, 2009
196.5km :: Le Cap d'Agde - Perginan
Another flat stage is upon us; one for the sprinters. We got our fill of action with that magnificent Team Time Trial on oil slick roads today, but a look at tomorrow's stage shows some rolling stuff with a pair of Category 4 climbs at the end, but nothing really breakaway worthy and since there haven't been any real mountains yet, I'm betting the sprinters want to taste some more blood before cashing in their chips.
Who will it be? Viking God of Smoke? The man that could win the Isle of Man TT even on something other than a bike powered by an internal combustion engine? Tommeke? Or, my secret wish, Haussler? Don't pay attention to anything I say, because I really have no idea what I'm talking about, so I'll pass the microphone off to the Princess of the Preview, Principessa di Prognosticazzione, Gavia.
What you got for us Gav?
Another day, another lovely jaunt along the Mediterranean. It’s a mostly flat ride today departing from the seaside town of Le Cap d’Agde. There are only two categorized climbs on the menu, and they appear just outside Saint-Jean-de-Barrou at about the halfway point of the stage. After the climbs, the stage races along at nearly sea level for more than 70 kilometers. The stage finishes in the Place de Catalogne in Perpignan. A sprint finish is all but inevitable.
Le Cap d’Agde sits on the coast not far from Montepellier, which hosted the stage 4 team time trial. The Tour organizers have done well to minimize the transfers in this opening week of the Tour, which showcases France’s Meditarranean coast. Le Cap d’Agde sits at the base of an ancient volcano, mont Saint-Loup, and the coastline is decorated with black basalt rock formations. Like La Grande-Motte, Le Cap d’Agde was developed in the 1970s as a pleasure port and tourist destination. This year marks the first visit of the Tour de France to the town.
Perpignan, by contrast, has hosted a stage finish for the Tour de France on eight occasions since 1947. It has also hosted the départ nine times since 1947, for those keeping score at home. The most recent winner in Perpignan was French rider Laurent Desbiens of Cofidis during the 1997 Tour. The stage ran from Andorre to Perpignan, and Jan Ullrich of Deutsche Telekom held the race lead. In 2001, stage 12 began in Perpignan and Félix Cárdenas of Kelme celebrated victory on the Plateau de Bonascre. François Simon of Bonjour wore the leader’s jersey that day, thanks to a break during stage 8 that gained 35 minutes over the main field. François was the third of three Simon brothers to wear the Yellow Jersey during his career.
Courtesy of Gavia's Stage 5 Preview at Steephill.tv
I'm going to keep the chatter to a minimum and just let you guys get to the commentary; the stage, she is flat. I will point out, however, this little blurb from the official Tour website.
The stage is dedicated to Salvador Dali, who called the Perpignan railway station the “cosmogonic centre of the universe”. The icon of surrealism, who was touched by a form of fascination for the spectacle of cycling, created the 1959 Tour’s postcard. If his influence inspires the pack in the Corbières or along the seaside, anything will be possible.
Here we are at Coasty McCoastline, running north - south.
Big start down on the Agde Cape.
Chicken in Aspic with Nougat at Thezan des Corbières
Some mighty, mighty hills to climb.
And more flatness ensues all the way to the finish.
Nasty little right hander to get to the finish.
And yes, I made up the word "Prognosticazzione"
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I'm puzzled
Gavia’s preview doesn’t mention the fact that Cap d’Agde is more or less the world’s nudist capital.
On a more serious note, even if the finish is tricky I would not rule out Thor since Perpignan is his former hometown.
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
Wait, are you saying Thor is a nudist?
I think I’m mixing metaphors and anecdotes here…
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Forget that.
I need a minute to get past “Thor is a nudist.”
Among his many talents, Mark Cavendish can make it rain in Southern California--Chris Jones, ESPN Magazine
Looks like a fun movie
Have to see if I can find it somewhere (and apparently I could).
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Jul 7, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions
It's good
but oh man, there’s a whole series, every sequel worse than the one before. Also try Jacques Tati, older and more refined.
Ah, I found all 5 of them
Kind of bundled together. I have seen a couple of Tati’s, I liked the Monsieur Hulot movies I saw.
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Jul 7, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Watching Tati's?
Is that what the kids are calling it now-a-days?
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Apparently the initiation to the
“I won the Ronde & L’enfer du nord in the same year” club has some odd rituals.
Brooklyn Chewing Gum: Vlaanderens Mooiste
I thought that sort of stuff only happened when you crossed the Equator...
… and I mean that literally, not figuratively.
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Those euros
Just can’t go anywhere without their bidets.
When I'm on the mic, I'm like global warming, you can't ignore me.
by tehGrindCrusher on Jul 7, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm not a nudist myself
But having the German nudists separated from the rest sounds like a good idea.
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Jul 7, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on, they're Germans...
… their personal space issues would prevent them from getting to close to anyone else like a whole heap of electrons flying around a nudist nucleus.
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seems like when i was in germany
that all the beaches were nude – or at least clothing optional. I remember one little section of beach in front of a hotel where there were signs forbidding nude bathing, but it was only a 100 meters or so stretch of beach and of course, on either side were the nude folks.
Yes, I think so
And Perpignan is his former hometown, as I wrote.
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Jul 8, 2009 3:17 AM EDT up reply actions
i think we should also mention
the civil war going on there now between the “purist-nudist” and the kinky-swinging-nudists. All hell breaking loose apparently.
Thank you
I am now trying to get the idea of a civil war between various kinds of nudists of my mind.
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Jul 8, 2009 3:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Crosswinds and/or Cavendish again
Looks pretty exposed
I'm curious
if Thor would take “pretty” as his preferred compliment. ;-)
Brooklyn Chewing Gum: Vlaanderens Mooiste
Vaughter's comments from CN
My comments here will be almost the same as stage 3: wind, wind, wind. It might be calm and so just a boring roll to Perpignan or it might be all out warfare in the wind.
With a bit of fatigue settling in, and either the motivation of having the maillot jaune or the scorn of just having lost, I think this day is for Tyler Farrar.
"Never swing a small stick. " Andy Hampsten
how many
Euskatel-Eustadi cyclists are involved in crashes on this stage? I say at least one. But two would not surprise me.
I hope there's some wind. Something to make it interesting.
Can it please be Friday already?!
Adrenalina Italiana!
chill
you’ll get your mountains soon enough :)
"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!
Not feeling very chilled tonight. I feel blue.
And I want, nay, NEED mountains!
Adrenalina Italiana!
Dali
I used to think he was all moustache, but actually I am rather enjoying this:

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!
by Chris Fontecchio on Jul 7, 2009 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you, Chris
First time I’ve seen that one.
And… holy shit. I’ve just been casting an optic over the nice big juicy version on the source site. Hmm… Dali on 4 hours sleep… better close it down, lest I spend half the day looking at it, LOL.
Here's the postcard in question

And a bit of history about Dali and sport, where the image was found.
Oops, never mind.
That’s not actually it… grrr! But apparently Dali did a bunch of paintings of cyclists…
& Now for something completely different . . .

Patrice Chaplin as a Bohemian in Paris during the 50’s and 60’s, she spent time with Jean Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir. She was married to Charlie Chaplin’s son Michael and during her avant garde journeys through occult circles, her friends included Salvador Dali, Jean Cocteau (The last listed Grand Master or helmsman of the Priory of Sion, the secret society mentioned in Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code), Lauren Bacall, Miles Davis, author Umberto Eco and experts on the esoteric practices of the Cabbala in Spain. City of Secrets is the extraordinary true story of one woman’s journey to the heart of the Grail legend.
In Patrice Chaplin’s book City of Secrets, she traces her journey through the foothills of the Pyrenees, the land where the wanderings of the Grail and its Troubadours of the heart have left their indelible imprint. In the 1950’s Patrice, then just a teenager, left England to study languages and taste the life of a true bohemian in France and Spain. She stumbled upon an ancient mystery in Girona, Spain, a town steeped in medieval grail secrets, Caballistic documents and a mysterious history. According to Chaplin, Girona was host to numerous famous European actors, mystics, priests, alchemists, and artists mentioned earlier and including the 19th century mysterious priest Berenger Sauniere. This priest and his little church dedicated to Mary Magdalene in Rennes le Chateau, France became famous in the many books written in the last century on the grail legends and the heretical Bloodline stories as posed in Holy Blood Holy Grail and The Da Vinci Code.
Patrice was enchanted by the magnetism and power that exudes from the region surrounding the Pyrenees’ Mount Canigou. Over her many subsequent journeys to Girona, Patrice was told of numerous appearances there of a Lady of Light with a cup, thought to be Mary Magdalene. She was pulled into a strange series of experiences regarding ancient Cabbalistic grail traditions by her associations with her Spanish lover, a member of a local secret mystical sect.
Chaplin states in City of Secrets that the two Magdalene towers created a magnetic path that was connected to Egypt, thus energizing the land so that access to other dimensions was possible. She says that Torre Magdala in Girona was built in 1851, perhaps to coincide with the date of Bernadette Subiros’ vision of Our Lady at Lourdes just across the Pyrenees. This Magdalene tower also marked the site of an appearance of the Lady of the Cup in Girona. One of the major pilgrimage paths to Santiago de Compostela, Le Chemin de Saint Jacques passed through Girona, and countless pilgrims through the centuries would have stopped here. The Hebrew scholar Gershom Sholom believes that the esoteric Hebrew text, the Zohar, or Book of Splendor, was compiled by a Jewish scribe in Girona in the 12th century.
Sitting equidistant between these two Magdalene towers is the sacred Mount Canigou, dedicated to John the Baptist. This great mountain was an important ceremonial center for the ancient Celts, the Mithraic Sun cults, early Christians and medieval pilgrims. Canigou’s high iron content exudes a magnetic pull to time’s eternal spiritual seekers, similar to Sedona, Mt. Shasta, Devon, England, Rennes le Chateau, Teotihuacan and other places with iron-rich red earth. Many hidden mysteries permeate the region between these two mysterious towers of Magdalene.

"The Map is not the Territory" ~ A. Korzybski
by le.tour.fan on Jul 7, 2009 8:45 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone that is friends with Dali and Eco...
… seriously needs therapy.
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Damnit, I just wanna see the postcard Dali made.
Anyone with better Google skills than I have?
Thanks for the link
"The Map is not the Territory" ~ A. Korzybski
by le.tour.fan on Jul 8, 2009 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions
Being technologically challenged - The best I can do is make it my avatar
Have a scanned image if you would like it by email
Cavendish - "le Mozart du onze-dents" (the Mozart of the 11-tooth sprocket) – L’Equipe
This book is reputed to have a facsimile of said postcard

"The Map is not the Territory" ~ A. Korzybski
by le.tour.fan on Jul 7, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions
Indeed it does (although my copy has a different cover)
That was the facsimile I scanned for the avatar. A good book, loads of great photos and other emphemera
Cavendish - "le Mozart du onze-dents" (the Mozart of the 11-tooth sprocket) – L’Equipe

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