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Jens! name in lights?

I know we're all a little tired of coverage of Ben Stiller at the Tour but I came across what has to be the UK version of The Onion today.  Amoung other silliness, this stands out:

Insiders claim the theme of Dodgeball 2 will be cycling and George Hincapie is being tipped to take on Vince Vaughn's role as the good guy, while Chuck Norris, who played himself in the original, may be replaced by Lance's friend Jens Voigt.


Who here wouldn't pay to see that?

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Kurt Asle Arvesen:

So frustrating to room with Jens. …he has so much energy!! I am half dead and he is still running around!

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Jul 9, 2009 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs a reality show...

Right. Fricking. Now.

Your power is turning our darkness to dawn,
Roll on Columbia, Roll on!

by Chris... on Jul 9, 2009 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vait! I have zomesing in my pocket for you!

Respect the Shit List; it respects you.

by crashdan on Jul 9, 2009 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwahahahaha

Go Lance! (Don't tase me, Bro, don't tase me!)

by bethie on Jul 9, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would buy a tv if that happened

"Never swing a small stick. " Andy Hampsten

by Hons on Jul 9, 2009 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, crazy rumour but at least a good one :)

And i agree about having his own show, i’d pay to see it!

"When he accelerates, he's like Superman emerging from the telephone booth!" La Gazzetta journo Paolo Condo talking about Edvald Boasson Hagen.

by Helsy33 on Jul 9, 2009 7:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jens!

is what happens when parents don’t have access to Adderall.

by Sui Juris on Jul 9, 2009 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

can I get a...

Jens! ? Anybody? Anybody?

by gregm on Jul 9, 2009 9:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jens!

Mach fix! (Look lively!)

by Ruthann on Jul 9, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

awww yeah!

that’s what I’m talkin’ about. :)

by gregm on Jul 10, 2009 12:38 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions   0 recs

Jens!

being Jens!
And my new favorite quote, “Only the genius can control the chaos.”

by Veloki on Jul 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm guessing no

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 10, 2009 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

much better :)

and very cool, thanks.

"I get paid to hurt other people. How good is that? How good is that?
I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, that's good." Jens!

by jsallee00 on Jul 10, 2009 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

the links in this thread are gold.

this I found yesterday, from tour of CA.

I hadn’t seen it before.

Dude, I can see my house from here

by shades on Jul 12, 2009 2:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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