We've had smatterings of reports from around France, and, really the world now, that have suggested that perhaps Tourbecco had escaped the clutches of Zombiecco and was now vacationing with Txirla (whereabouts also unknown, presumed tasty), training with Will's battle bovine "Tourbeccow" around Bern, cavorting at Goat Island in New Zealand, and one report even had him frolicking in the green fields of Ireland.
I've got certain information, all right? Certain things have come to light. I received an email the other day from someone claiming to be the father of Tourbecco, Roubaixcco (brother to Girbecco's father, Coppicco), that included this photograph. That isn't Ireland, folks, and he isn't frolicking. I don't have words. I mean, what did they do to his arm?!