VDS: Tell us about your team
After weeks of hints, declarations, sandbagging, and outright lies, all VDS teams have been revealed. But clicking on the details of 444 teams is hard. So...tell us about your team: How do they shake out by nationality? Which pro teams did you raid? Who are your sure things, and who are your biggest gambles? Did you stick to a strategy, or close your eyes and throw darts at names? What else do you want us to know?
Come on and spill--you know you want to!
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Mixed emotions about picking Flecha
Glad he won KBK, but after he did nothing last year I’d forgotten about his stupid arrow salute – must remember the “No riders with stupid salutes” rule next year
Ha! I'd say the win at KBK is a good trade-off, though.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
pardon me, the win at Omloop H.N.
yeah, I was pretty proud of myself for picking him, I figured he had a good year coming (we’ll see). My goals in picking my team were
1. pick riders who could win (or at least consistently place well), and
2. I could happily root for
Arrow-boy’s salute makes #2 a little more difficult – on the same account, I’m not so happy about having picked any Sky riders (except for John-Lee Augustyn – after his ride on the Col de la Bonnette in the tour last year, I would have picked him even if he was on the Shack)
OHN...KBK...whatever.
Those races are, like, so last weekend.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Flecha = Archer
You could have studied Spanish and known that, then you wouldn’t have felt the need to insult him. He could have pointed at the “sky”, would that have made you feel better? Lucky for him his last name doesn’t equal wainwright or mason.
Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.
yes, I'm aware of the connection between
the name and the salute (though I thought Flecha = Arrow). The intent was not to insult him, I just find it ridiculous to feel the need to have your own special salute. What’s wrong with simply posting up? You’ve just won a freaking bike race, how much more special does it get than that? And it’s not just Flecha; Contador’s pistol shot makes me cringe every time I see it. Bettini’s rifle shot did as well. What’s more, these are grown men using the silly mimes of little boys playing army or Cowboys and Indians (in all honesty, Flecha’s is the least absurd given the meaning of his name.)
I can't wait
until someone perfects the backflip, landing back in the saddle of his moving bike.
Mine too
Because perfecting it probably means he’s winning a lot ;-)
by Douglas Ansel on Mar 1, 2010 1:13 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough.
I personally got a big kick out of Robbie McEwen’s “Running Man”. He looked to be really enjoying himself while doing it too, kids ride bikes and the rest of us ride just to feel like kids. Contador from what I’ve seen always giving his chest/heart a couple of thumps just before he “fires” his pistol, I think there is a connection, but yeah, I don’t even like starter’s pistol.
Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.
Running man
I read that Chris Horner and Robbie Mac came up with the running man idea while having a silly conversation that day or the day prior. I love that salute, too.
you don't watch (proper) football, do you?
The days of manly handshakes followed by a swift trot back to the centre circle are long gone.
To balance the opinion
I personally like the salutes. Why not? Gives them something to think about on the road during those long droughts when they’re not winning anything. Maybe even motivation so they can use their salute again.
Even more so, I like it when Cavendish (and others) have a different salute each time, appropriate to the day. e.g. Cav’s pointing to HTC, his new sponsor when he won his first stage with them. Or pointing at his green glasses when he thought he was claiming the maillot vert.
hoping not to sound like I'm back-pedaling too much...
I think the one-off salutes are fine: paying respect to the folks who pay the bills (Cav-HTC), paying respect to a fallen comrade (the Italian whose name I forget pointing to the black armband for Ballerini in Qatar), Bettini point to “heaven” for his brother, that kind of thing I think is entirely appropriate and great. I guess it’s really just the “signature” salutes; it just seems forced and tends to come off as a bit cheesy.
Proper or improper football – same story: please feel free to go completely apeshit after you score, but again a forced and cheesy “signature” celebration, not cool.
Of course, what does my opinion count for: exactly nothing – except when I’m picking my VDS team where I can be as arbitrary as I please.
flecha is arrow
in spanish
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
Fletch is a journalist
in Los Angeles.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
And what is it you do, Mr. Fletch?
I’m a shepherd.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Why don't you guys go down to the gym
and pump each other.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
criteria 2
is my only criteria when picking
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
My heart wasn't in it
or, too much. After I nerded out on picking the highest scoring 2009 team, I went quiet and only put together the whole bunch on Friday night. I’m afraid I have more riders who I’d like to do well than who will actually rake in ze big points.
Boonen and Schleck should do you well.
I wished I could have taken Andy again this year, but in the end went for EBH for my 24+ guy. I realized the most fun I had last year was celebrating the accomplishments of up-and-coming riders, and I can’t wait to see what he does this year.
Similarly, I switched back and forth from Boonen and Farrar, but settled on Farrar—more risk, but decided I’d rather root for the one who I think hasn’t peaked yet instead of the established star.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
+1 on Farrar
That’s sort of the same logic I used to take him.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
you and me
and 100 others…
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions
your fault Chris
you are the one hyping Farrar :)
btw, I have him also. I am so confident on the Garmin train that I have also Murilo Fischer….hum not true, just because I wanted a Brazilian on my team.
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
heh
hoisted by my own petard. Next year, I am offering no useful information on the blog. We will only interview retired riders.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 2, 2010 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
I never liked that expression
It’s an unusually poetic one, for a bomb maker to be ‘hoist’ by his bomb – but it leads to all kinds of confusion. Everyone seems to think it’s a flag of some sort.
My two point riders
were carefully chosen based on the points earned in the 2009 season. As usual I didn’t pick a high point GC guy, I went with Lance for the fun of it and Cavendish for my sprinter.
I’m in awe of tedvdw’s work for the VDS competition. Here’s my chance to say thanks, it makes the contest so much more fun. Go Nads!
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
I went with 4 returners from last year's squadra.
Same “system” as last year – look for 2 & 4 pointers with PPS potential and pray for my mid pointers (6 – 16).
Bargains (IMHO): Yauheni Hutarovich & Frantisek Rabon = 4 pts; Yury Trofimov = 2 pts.
Moderate upsiders: Martin Pedersen, Joost Posthuma & Domenico Pozzovivo (I just like him) = 2 pts
Marcus Burghardt – only 65 teams selected him…hmm?
LA – yeah, I took him. Bring the hate. Listen, I’ve followed him since he was 20. If he says he’s going to do something, he does it…except for retire apparently.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
I have all three of your bargains plus Burghardt
I can understand on Armstrong. Never really rooted for him in his prime but he’s almost my age and, frankly, that matters a lot more than it used to.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions
Not interested in the obvious/easy points
So no Contador/Cav/etc. Then again, I picked Boonen, who might strike some as easy. But I thought he’d pretty much given up on actually, you know, sprinting last year, and am laying in the bet that he’s going to pursue a serious spring campaign. Schleck is my less than even bet that he’s going to be the one who can benefit most from everyone pounding on Contador.
I had a hard time
not picking Andy this year. He’s been my backup GC guy for a couple of years, but I’ve lost confidence in him.
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
I didn't lose confidence in him--I think he'll do at least as well this year as last.
But I’d be only moderately impressed if he improves to, say, 1700-1800 points, and I’ll be silly happy if EBH hits 1500.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
I wanted to pick him
But there are guys that are more awesome to root for like Tommeke and Spartacus so I have to leave him out. I have some B-List GC contenders so I can make some points when the summer comes like Nibali and Christian VDV
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
And I didn't like his
“let me wait for Frank instead of going all out and trying to win until he is dead” Tour riding style last year.
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
A top 10 will pay out.
and I also put him because I really want to root for him going better than Wiggans.
Lance Vs Bert, Van Impey Vs Bos and VDV Vs Wiggans I am all about rivalry huahua
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
I'm in about 400th place right now
Went for balance. High-cost riders are Boonen, Pellizotti, Greipel, Breschel, F. Schleck, Hoogerland, and Burghardt. No more than three guys from any given team or country.
The dumb thing is, I like Flecha more than Burghardt and chose between the two of them. Heart before head next time…or maybe just build a better head.
I avoided the highest point riders
Opted instead to pick 10-20point riders who I expect to get better this year. So, I have
Farrar (I’m on the Wentachee Wonder coolaid)
Gesink (I’m betting he gets better at staying upright)
Kolobnev
Vino (Guy is aggressive, it’s bound to pay off sometime)
Hoogerland
Sastre (I figured strong GC in giro and vuelta was better than a strong gc at the tour only)
Also went for a lot of riders who switched teams to get more leadership. Thus, Henderson, Swift, Michael Barry, Kroon.
Lastly, I was partial to BMC for lower pointt riders as I think they have the opportunity to greatly outperform last year.
I think Sastre is doing the Giro and the Tour, no?
If he does the Giro and the Vuelta, agreed that he’s a steal. I would have picked him too.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 10:39 AM EST up reply actions
As far as I remember, he'll consider the tour as soon as the Giro is done
But either way, I think he’ll have the most consistent points across the GTs this year because he’s bound to do two, and he hardly ever does one badly.
by Douglas Ansel on Mar 1, 2010 11:08 AM EST up reply actions
totally agree
that’s exactly why i picked him…he’s always good for at least 2 mountain stage wins every year, whatever he does on GC.
"well...you live in england so: you love the rain. loves the queen. hates cycling. based on mr bean had a tremendous amount of humour. all ride in a mini cooper. all getting drunk before the age of 12. getting drunk at least 3 times a day."- frinking, 7/9/09
I lacked a logic...
… and reviewing my team in the cold light of day it shows…
I’ve got Cav, so that is all well and good, if he actually gets back to form, but then my GC are all hard core “nearly men” who probably wont actually deliver much – Basso, Wiggins, Sastre (now there is a bizarre trio, I grant you). I like the Sastre pick, but the other two I have to wonder what I was thinking…
Well I am going to be off to a pretty slooow start this season, the opposite of what I did last year, but
my team won’t be winning anything unless miracles occur on the roads of Europe.
I loaded up with GC riders after only having Contador last year and a few other smaller names. I have Gesink, Kreuziger, Nibali, Tony Martin, Seeldraeyers and Jackson Rodriguez. Should cover all of the GT’s and should score points in all of them.
It was hard to know what U-26 riders would do since some come out of the wood work and I am regretting some of the decisions I made but the season just started.
My classics team is super this with just guys like EBH, Roelandts and Boom to carry the majority of the load with others having a possibility of scoring. Why didn’t I chose Flens…
Pretty much everybody else on the team is just a random assortment of riders who might do well this year and hopefully in VDS races but I could probably keep my roster for the next 5 years and still score quite well.
i built my team around Dominique Rollin
added cav for some sure points, farrar in case he starts beating cav, wiggins since he looked fairly cheap and should have some good support this year, fofonov because his name is awesome, and then mostly riders i like/know something about, like horner, cvv, dz nuts… oh yeah, almost forgot, i also picked Jens because i’d hate to find out what happens to people who don’t.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Quite unusually for me, I saved the results of the K-B-K yeasterday where only 26 finished
because the weather was so bad. The finishing results look quite old-timey with riders coming packs of twos and threes.
Rollin did well, Thor, too. Good job, Zingle. Even Leafy Hoste prosecuted the entire raid.
Nice to learn about who doesn’t get into the van on the worst of days.
by rubesANdbabes on Mar 1, 2010 11:57 AM EST up reply actions
dominique loves the crappy weather
i guess that’s something you have to do if you want to be a cyclist growing up in quebec.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Ha Ha
I was so so tempted to go for the “Fofonev ‘cos he’s got a great name” pick too.
I've got Ventoso
Furosamide in Spain trumps that anyday.
Apparently something He bought off the internet
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/other_sports/cycling/7527891.stm
‘team manager Roger Legeay said: "He said he bought something on the internet and that he did not tell the team’s doctor."’
face palm
still a cool name, reminds me of the Mah Nà Mah Nà song
Dude, I can see my house from here
Well For me the oddest thing
Was that Bauke Mollema and Igor Anton were non-negotiables. As often as I changed my team, even when it was down to 2 – 2 pointers I always had them. I don’t know if this was wise or stupid or what but it is what it is.
Andy Shleck – I think he will win the TdF this year as well as having a very solid Ardennes
Robert Gesink – Solid Ardennes and top ten TdF followed by a Vuelta win
Franco Pellizoti- Small italian Races and the Giro
Borut Bozic- I think he is a beast and will surprise a lot of people
Ryder Hesjedal- A risk but I think he can have a solid Ardennes and a few other good results
Peter Velits- A very good rider who has gone to a better team that fosters winning
Lars Boom- He is the Large Bomb Points from every quarter
Romain Feillu- A good second tier sprinter who left French comfort for Dutch Team Hope they feature him and he gets results
Sebastian Langeveld- Needs to be there or thereabouts for the next 8 weeks or he is probably a bust
Martin Maaskant- See above
Kevin Seeldrayers- Maybe some Ardennes and Giro Love. Who knows but I like this kid.
Yauheni Hutarovich- His name was top tenning a lot and he’s a year Better Or older. Hopefully racks up points in small french races.
Frederik Kessiakoff-For my money the best of Fuji who did alright with no support and raced into the ground. now on Garmin I hope the sideburns bring him glory.
Nicholas Roche- Maybe I am drinking the IrishPeleton Kool-Aid but I think this kid is going to be great. Hoping for a break through year for him.
Ben Swift- Young Fast and should be featured on the British team.
Igor Anton- Not as bad as he was last year (I Hope). Maybe I get the Vuelta winner for 2 points
Theo Bos- Fast Kid already scoring points. Hopefully he gets them by the bucketfull.
Bauke Mollema- Better than he was last year and hoping for a couple of hundred points.
Morris Possoni- Hoping he gets his chances and takes them.
Dominique Rollin- Go Canada!! Have a great Second year in the Pros Dom.
Rigoberto Uran- Got to be better than last year doesn’t he.
Stephen Cummings-Buried on a Shite team last year. now hes British on a British pro tour team hoping that makes for a winning competition.
Rasmus Guldhammer- Could just blossom into something special.
Mauro Santambrogio- Could do well in smaller Italian Races if BMS actually Race them.
Romian Sicard. I love French kid who run from France to go race elsewhere. Also has bags of talent.
Riders who didn’t end up making the cut.
Farrar- Swapped for Pelizoti-Hoping this one doesn’t come back and bite me.
Benatti-I just got scared that he wouldn’t have it this year
Pauwels- on and off the team but got beat out by possoni on a whim.
Mosquera- Lost out to Velits. If they get the Giro invite he might be the better pick.
Who I think are my biggest risks
Hesjedal- Not sure if he will be better than last year but hey GO Canada!
Velits- 8 points is a lot to spend on hope
MAaskant and Langeveld- Basically the same rider on two different teams who might not win anything but might do very well a gamble of 12 points.
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 10:34 AM EST reply actions
I'm glad the Kool-Aid has finally taken effect on somebody!
http://www.irishpeloton.com/
by irishpeloton on Mar 1, 2010 10:58 AM EST up reply actions
I liked me some of that kool-aid as well
and the boy has come up with somepointage already… Go Irish
I had some sentimental picks I had to have
Personal faves and guys who have been on all my VDS teams. When I realized keeping them AND a highpointer (Boonen /A.Schleck were in mind) was going to leave me with tons of no hope 1 pointers I went for a strategy with lots of midpointers. I tried to get some obvious underprized underachievers from 2009.
Sastre and Vande Velde became my GC guys that way, Burghardt and van Avermaet my main cobbles-guys.
Fränk Schleck and Nibali should be money in the bank (heh)
Then there are some who might blossom in new surroundings, Henderson, Kessiakoff , Vansummeren and Craig Lewis (with less in-team competition) .
Some I consider bargains (underprized for whatever reason) are Mollema, Uran, Posthuma
Some Hail Marys are Zabriskie and Igor Anton should be making more points but they are longshots.
Onepointer crapshoot: Alex Rasmussen should be dangerous when he is committed to the road, Rolland is talked up by his DS with not much to show for it before, Santambrogio I blame Chris for (I thought everyone would have him?) Spilak looked so good 2 years ago, it can’t just have been a fluke can it?
The Sentimentals are Löfkvist, Breschel, CAS, Dan Martin and Hutarovich
I consider Zabriskie one of my sure things.
Add in the races from last year that will be newly-scored this year, and he earned over 500 points in 2009. Not bad for a 4-pointer. Especially since he says he wants to take Cali from Levi this year, and that the ITT suits him better.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Same here, I'm buying the JV talk taht Dave Z will be a surprise this year
The evil is rather persuasive
by Douglas Ansel on Mar 1, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions
love DZ
but what else is JV going to talk about? …i……must….resist……….the…..evi…….l………
Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania
That Danielsson kid seems awfully talented?
Didn’t he do amazingly well in the Vuelta ? I see some potential there.
If only you were dumb enough to sign him
But alas, you’re not.
Too bad you’re not from Sweden – you’d take him in a heartbeat.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
This was roughly my reasoning too
but I just have a lingering doubt when it comes to DZ an expectations. Somehow I think he performs better under the radar and he won’t be this year.
can't see DZ as any sort of sure thing
seems a bit too fragile mentally, but how could you not put him on your team – procycling-wise, nothing would make me happier than to see this guy clean-up this year
Did you read that they found out he has a laundry list of food allergies?
When they get that sorted out he should be stronger.
Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.
Dunno how those allergies go
But I did read that he was allergic to everything except sunlight and plutonium. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see how the season unfolds for him (again).
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
You are mistaken
It was found that the he could also eat whale blubber and perform quite well while doing so. Unfortunately, with that limitation he could only compete successfully in races in Japan and the Arctic Circle. After looking at the VDS schedule I saw that there were zero races in those locales. However, I have it from a secret source that that Team Evil Sideburns have concocted a synthetic whale blubber substitute that is undetectable to any drug test and so I went ahead and bought into the hype and renewed my VDS contract with Bubble Boy.
Total crap
DZ could also race in Iceland and Norway! And possibly in Finland and the Carolinas, but I would need to do more research
I am embarrassed to admit
I was a little off topic and was actually referencing the Bubble Boy and Jens’ no Eskimo policy. However I believe you are correct that he could race in those other places. With the exception of the Carolinas I do tend to lump all those other places into the Arctic Circle, or at least Arctic Circle adjacent. As far as I know, DZ is not actually following Garmin’s top secret synthetic whale blubber program.
Thanks for that.
Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.
One area that Zabriskie has ear-marked as a potential boost to his chances is a change of diet, after recent tests conducted by the team revealed he has intolerances to a number of foods. “My body is super sensitive. I’m the worst one on the team and you name it, I’m allergic to it – all dairies, oregano, basil, garlic, beef, pineapple, strawberries, sprouts, beans, sardines, a lot of fishes, the list goes on. I’ve never even know about this stuff and it could make a difference.”
From Cyclingnews February 3, 2010
Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.
indeed anytime you and Bubble Boy have the same problem and solution I see a few red flags
doesn’t JV say Danielson’s problem is also diet related (except for the psychological issues in both cases)? He said that he can only eat certain foods to both give him enough energy and not gain a ton of fat, and that he had trouble finding proper nutrition away from home in Europe. Seems to me DZ’s “allergies” are the same situation. JV will talk up anything, and I wish his riders well, but I am also super skeptical.
So
does he only eat Mexican? Cuz otherwise…
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 2, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
i thought dr lim
tested them all years ago? lim talked about diet and his angle on nutrition. seems like an obvious oversight to not check for allergens/intolerances.
Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania
yes "diet" and "nutrition"
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
for me it is mental
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
I think Gav still has the crayons.
Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.
Forgot to add my finishing sentence
I think this is a complete loser strategy. The only sane choice if yo want to be in the top is to pick Contador and a few more heavyweights and get lucky in the 1-2 point crapshoot.
Seeing how we have only 3 overlapping riders, I have to agree that your team will lose.
Bah Contador.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Like this?
Big Aloha:
Alberto Contador Velasco 32
Tom Boonen 22
Lance Armstrong 16
Tony Martin 16
Luis Leon Sanchez Gil 12
Oscar Freire Gomez 10
Juan Jose Cobo Acebo 8
Lars Boom 6
George Hincapie 4
Igor Anton Hernandez 2
Grega Bole 2
Theo Bos 2
Oscar Gatto 2
Tiago Jose Pinto Machado 2
Sébastien Rosseler 2
Yury Trofimov 2
Rigoberto Uran Uran 2
Mathias Frank 1
Rasmus Guldhammer 1
Jose Ivan Gutierrez Palacios 1
Leigh Howard 1
Roger Kluge 1
Tejay Van Garderen 1
Martin Velits 1
Eduard Vorganov 1
Yes, mainly luck is needed. Lots of good luck and so now just waiting for Big Aloha to knock off all the monument classics, one after another. Grega Bole!
by rubesANdbabes on Mar 1, 2010 12:26 PM EST up reply actions
Sheesh
a bit top heavy on the pensioners. Your biggest injury worry there is Alzheimer’s.
It wasn't easy to select Freire
and therefore a bold decision. Maybe.
Age stuff in bike racing:
1) The physical peak is comes before the mental peak.
2) The really good guys can sustain for more years than the average guys.
3) The results / historical information pool is really messed up in cycling due to drogas.
4) Leigh Howard is not old enough to drink in some countries.
by rubesANdbabes on Mar 1, 2010 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
When I tried
to put Contador and Armstrong on the same VDS team, they got into a virtual knife fight and I couldn’t submit my squad until I removed both of them. Strange that you were able add them?
I had the same problem...
When I tried to pick Impey and Bos. This is some very sophisticated software.
Cycling will always be a beautiful sport no matter how many people disgrace it.--Christian Vande Velde
...very funny
"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton
I picked Lofkvist too
How do you feel about him now?
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I'm still not convinced by Vande Velde
He’ll be the main Garmin man for the Tour, but he’s never looked likely to really roll up the points there; lots of stage finishes just outside the top 5 etc. And outside July he rides like a first year neo-prof, going for early breaks, swept up at 10-20k from the line then trailling in dead last.
I like him as a rider to root for
but not to draft for my team. To me he’s not a good return on investment for some of the reasons you cite.
And your comment above about pensioners is fantastic. Chapeau.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
sentimental picks was one of my culls
so with any luck I won’t have jinxed Swifty, Blythy & Downingy’s seasons ;-)
I am 100% certain that if I had picked Flecha he never would have won OHN for the same reason
maybe I should just pick riders I hate, it’s a win-win that way
Alberto Contador
It’s hard to project AC riding the Vuelta, with his team 2011 situation is in flux, and he possibly will not be motivated to ride anywhere after the TDF wearing an Astana jersey.
For me, he is the rider of the 24+ points guys most able to return 100 points per point. Can AC score 3200 points? Yes, he can.
Can Gilbert and Cancellara score 2800 points? No, they can’t, and therefore they really can’t compete against the good 8-6-4-2-1 point guys, where maybe AC can.
Lot’s of really elite guys on the Armstrong Schedule Plan, where the season ends with the TDF.
Contador's much more likely to do pretty much exactly what he did last year.
Should top out at 65-70 PPS—still an excellent rate of return, but I don’t see him getting to 100. Gilbert and Cancellara could both match a return of 70.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Yes, the is a contest with hundreds of entries
and not wanting to take the easy all 8-6-4 point route, which the winning team will likely heavily feature.
To win the VDS competition, it would be very helpful to have a MONSTER year from one’s 24+ point rider. Cavendouche might do this, but it’s such a jump.
Ultimately I picked Contador because he won the tour by 4 minutes last year, and his biggest problem was that he just needed a coach to love him enough to give him his f-ing time trial wheels. He might not show in some of his ‘training’ stage races this year, but he might not and then just watch the Merckx-like throwdown all spring.
And what’s Theo Bos’s rate of return gonna be vs 70 PPS??
Thanks anyways, this nice ambitious game you all.
by rubesANdbabes on Mar 1, 2010 11:39 AM EST up reply actions
I wouldn't say the 8-6-4 point route is easy.
I would argue that the more choices (compared to the 24-32 pointers) makes it harder.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
I can give you the list...
but yes agree somewhat in that one would have to follow the sport to take advantage of what’s out there.
by rubesANdbabes on Mar 1, 2010 11:47 AM EST up reply actions
I found the 8s and 6s the hardest in the whole competition to figure out.
So much easier to find 2s and 4s likely to get 100 PPS. Also, most of the high-cost riders pretty much maxed their value last year so there were only so many left worth considering.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions
I had to quickly turn in my team before I left for the games
so I have no idea who is even on my team(except the big boys like Bert)….I’m sure it will suck ass and have already appropriately named it “ach du scheisse”… or oh shit in a loose translations.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
I had 2 hard fast rules
1) Pick guys I like that I think will do well
2) Don’t take more than 30 minutes to select the team
- accomplished, #1 TDB.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
good policy
pretty much mirrors mine. i couldn’t enjoy victory if it came from, say, piti.
"well...you live in england so: you love the rain. loves the queen. hates cycling. based on mr bean had a tremendous amount of humour. all ride in a mini cooper. all getting drunk before the age of 12. getting drunk at least 3 times a day."- frinking, 7/9/09
That's exactly who I had in mind
Closely followed by Contador. I actually went for Evans as my GT guy. He’s pretty dull, but he consistently cranks out a good amount of points. And I think he’ll be well motivated to ride hard in the Rainbow this year.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Whew.
Although I just realized that I have Evans on my Ed League team, so I can’t root for him without also rooting for your regular team.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
The more I look at my team for this leauge, the more I love it.
I just looked at my Eds league team and made the face from when you’re on a plane and someone two seats over let’s one fly. Total, comical disgust.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I am not worried about someone who can't spell league
you will surely suck sir.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
Holy Christ, they suck!
Rambo and Leenoos? What a train wreck.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
You have clearly no idea of what you are saying
Leenooos will win all 3 GT’s this year.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
Yes, he will!
In your team’s case, that will help make up for Contador crashing out in the Dauphine and watching the rest of the season from his couch.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
i love the vds smack talk.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Yeah, it is fun
Especially looking at Phil’s roster. Hold on, I need another laugh.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I'm sorrry, in which position is your top team standing?
because 112th is exactly where I want to be at this point.
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
An extreme form of being scared of Phil H.'s powerful VDS team
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
that should say #2 accomplished
Fucking SBN,……………….
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
A good mechanic
never blames his tools.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
I think the good thing.. Was one bridge too far
"Here the high school level of immaturity will be left to hottitude columns and people like myself." Der Phil. H
Swellsie, you should know
I am a shitty mechanic. Ask Jimbo.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
here's a related term i learned the other day
ESO – equipment superior to operator.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Oh, I'm definitely an OSE
Don’t say a fucking word Jens. I’ll come over the desk and bury this telephone in your head.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother "Shitty"
I mean he does have a problem fixing his bike. But what’s he gonna do? He’s from Massachusetts.
Are you still pissed about your wife and the foot massage?
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Is that a Pulp Fiction reference
or am I treading somewhere I should leave well alone?
no worries
hard to tell what’s Marcellus and what’s real life.
And glasshouses aren’t cheap.
I picked the cycling God that is Christian Knees and some other dudes – now all I do is sit back and watch the points stack up.
milramfan.
by milram- on Mar 1, 2010 12:42 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Now that is a priceless comment.
milram- FTW
"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton
I can't wait til you break out the phrase
“My Knees are killing me” when the points fail to materialize.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I could never pick Vlad Karpets
every time I see his name I hear David Duffield’s voice in my head again “Ooooh, and it’s curtains for Karpets.”
(Duffield was a British Eurosport commentator)
Did Sean Kelly follow it up with
“Do the curtains match the Karpets?” If not, he should have.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Maybe I should go into commentary.
I would have said it.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Do you talk to the actors
when you go to the movies?
Hasn't he been gone for years?
I haven’t had Eurosport for a while now.
i thought he was on last year?
the dauphine? can’t remember exactly. i, ugh, don’t technically get eurosport either.
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We still get him on the BBC doing track stuff.
And they put him on speed skating at the Olympics. He was terribly enthusiastic but couldn’t pronounce anyone’s name.
Isn't that Hugh Porter?
I quite like Hugh. Like you say – enthusiastic, even if I’m never entirely sure he has a clue what he’s talking about.
And he’s got a road in Wolverhampton named after him.
Mark
Oh sorry, brain fart, yes that is Hugh Porter.
I’m not very good at concentrating on work and PdC at once!
Or maybe I'll be saying Kneesy Peasy Lemon Squeezy!
milramfan.
by milram- on Mar 1, 2010 12:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
A couple things as the price setter
A lot of ideas went into setting the prices; two big ideas seem especially relevant while looking ta the teams:
1) I tried my best to make the prices directly proportional according to the points the riders scored last year. So in general a 16 point rider last year scored about half of what the two 32 pointers did last year, 8 pointers scored a fourth, etc. Obviously there were a bunch of adjustments-allowances due to injury and popularity. I did this in hopes that a bunch of players wouldn’t choose just a couple expensive riders and fill out their teams with 1 and 2 pointers. Some folks did that but many didn’t so there seems to me to be more diverse teams. Mission accomplished!
2) For the first time, this year I did not put an automatic surcharge on all Garmin riders. Since this is an american-based website there has always been a bias towards picking american riders and with Garmin’s clean image they tended to get even more play. So in the past I always bumped them up two points (or 1 point for the Garmen who hadn’t scored the year before).
So did it work? Garmin is still the most popular team, easily so in that sense maybe I should have kept the surcharge. On the other hand Zabriskie, always one of the top three favorites, was still just the #2 most popular rider so I am glad he didn’t get picked by more folks. (Honestly I don’t know why Zabriskie wasn’t more popular. As Marlys noted above, he was a big scored in the new races we are including this year, plus the house theft he had last year was also like an injury to him as it kept him out of another stage race and he’s proving himself to be a very good short stage racer, especially when there is a time trial involved. Then again Vlad Karpets being the 4th most popular rider—-did not see that coming at all!)
ursula, you draw a lot of water in this town.
the point assignment was nearly perfect.
the 18+ limitation made a great twist and challenging.
forcing the contest to create diverse teams-perfect.
discouraging 1-2 point picks…i spent more time learning about them than picking the big guns…but that’s fine.
this is not a kiss ass response. i think the criticism is bullshit.
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yes this is the smack thread,
but overall the VDS rules/interface are perfect. all the haters can go pay 30 euros for a worse fantasy game or create their own website.
we need to preserve the vitriol for the cobra and the three people that picked him!
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BP, if you ever run for Sherrif of Malibu, you've got my vote
:-)
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
i;m not a reactionary and i don't want to throw coffee cups at you!
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You would if you knew me better
Ask Jimbo, Dan, Sui, or Jens.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
One of them was my son.
His team is based on Doctor Who villains and companions—he gave me a couple distinguishing descriptive words and phrases, and I told him a couple of riders who might fit. He insisted, that for Adric, I had to come up with someone that everyone, no Mom, EVERYONE hates. Okay, I said. Ricco.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Dr. Who villains...
so funny and an interesting vds strategy. i respect you and by extension, your genius child.
that leaves two!
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You did a good job pal, don't let anyone tell you different
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Uh, what exactly was the 'mission?'
“I did this in hopes that a bunch of players wouldn’t choose just a couple expensive riders and fill out their teams with 1 and 2 pointers. Some folks did that but many didn’t so there seems to me to be more diverse teams. Mission accomplished!”
Why would you care?
Anyways, too many nice riders from 2009 aren’t well represented in the contest like Thor and Gilbert. Lots of the late season point scorers aren’t here, which could be telling.
The controls on the game, in addition to the expanded calendar has thrown this competition to the domestiques.
Thanks all ambitious efforts anyways. Will be having fun this year, even if feeling douched out of Haussler and EBH.
Why would I care?
Because I love variation and creativity. I don’t want a couple hundred teams with basically the same team. It warms my heart to see that hasn’t happened. I love to see teams like Team Barbie Barbie using totally different logic than I use. I love diversity.
Great job setting prices.
The system is incredibly difficult to game…unlike the Tour-only competitions here. You made my head hurt in a good way.
But I would have taken the cap off big-name riders. As ruedfHDFopius says, it’s really a downer that so many of the major players last year like Hushovd and Gilbert ahve pretty much been taken out of the game. Most people would have capped themselves on big-name guys anyway and not everyone would have taken the same big names. There would still be much diversity of styles.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 1:25 PM EST up reply actions
smile
Thanks for the compliment. Yeah the expensive guys were tough. The other Editors here helped me with that. We had scenarios with Contador being 30 points and 40 points with other guys being both proportional and non-proportional to him. It will be interesting to see how the season plays out, to see fi the expensive guys were worth it or not.
As for picking them,
Contador had 87 takers
Valverde 9
Cavendish 65
cancellara 61
Gilbert 17
Evans 36
Sam San 8
Schlecket 52
Hushovd 10
EBH 56
So looking at the popularity in the real expensive, overall I am happy with how many of them got picked. If I could adjust things now with these guys I probably would have,
- Increased Boonen’s price 2 points. I’m a little surprised he was so popular still what with his cocaine problems but still his popularity is acceptable.
- Decreased Sam San’s, Phil-Gil’s and Hushovd’s prices 2 points. I wasn’t sure how folks here would react to Gilbert’s monster fall and it looks like people were less impressed than I thought. I definitely should have lowered Sam San because he’s never all that popular. All three perhaps suffered from having more popular riders (Cav and Cance for Gilbert, EBH and Schlecket for Hushovd and and Sam San) at the same price point.
That Evans still attracted 36 buyers warms my heart. My shriveled black heart that likes to see others suffer.
Does this mean that
430+ teams either don’t like Vaverde, or think he’s going to be taking a 2 year vacation starting in May?
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
any points for having a rider test positive/be suspended?
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Yes
If he employs the Casablanca Gambling Defense, not only do we suspend your entire team and cancel your PdC subscription, some of the boys come to your house and saw your bike in half.
This was clearly spelled out in the rules – I’m surprised you had to ask.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
bummer man.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Looking at your team, I'd say you have the Spanish stage races sewn up.
I prepared for them this year by increasing the number of Spaniards on my team from 1 to 0.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
" The draft is incredibly important for us, of course. When you’re in a rebuilding mode, you can’t miss on your early round draft picks, especially if you’re in the top half of the first round. If you have a top five pick especially, you can’t miss on those at all. The research is very clear on the value of a top five pick compared to the bottom half of the first round."
- Billy Beane 11/20/09 (A baseball guy.)
Okay, as I now understand it, the following team would be considered stinky poo-poo by the Podium Café powers that be:
32 Alberto Contador
28 Mark Cavendish
24 EBH
24 Andy Schleck
22 Tom Boonen
==
130 points + 20 1-pointers = 150 points.
Or swap out Boonen for Lance at 16 and 6 2-pointers, leaving 14 1-pointers. Or..
I do not see what’s bad about this – so few win in bike racing and also there are so many bad actors to sift through like Valverde, Scarponi and Basso that it’s hard enough.
My team already has sixteen 2 and 1 pointers and I know where to find 5 or 6 more riders who are at least plausible.
Pitchfork stowed, I won’t post about this again.
Thank you so much all and all efforts!! Good luck. Have a nice year. Fear Big Aloha!
by rubesANdbabes on Mar 1, 2010 2:04 PM EST up reply actions
The trouble is
that if you don’t put in some rules limiting the number of top guys then everyone’s team looks like that, the riders in the middle go unpicked and it all turns into a lottery on which one-pointers you choose. And then the rest of us get stomped on by some Belgians who have the inside track on who’s who in the junior ranks.
"thrown this competition to the domestiques"
that’s the best part of these games. Admit it, would you have looked to see who got 12th place in Het Nieuwsblad if it wasn’t for VDS? Spotting some kid making a couple of good breaks, picking him up for 1 point and then grabbing 400 points that no-one else gets is what makes this fun for me. I may have finished one off the bottom last year, but I was the only person who chose Rabon.
Hey, I had Rabon too!
But I totally agree with you. In fact, I have sort of followed bike racing since I was a tyke watching with my dad, but only since I started playing this competition did I really start paying attention to the whole season and the whole peloton, so to speak. This competition, combined with the race threads has made all of the intricacies of the season far more interesting and, most importantly, accessible to me.
Also, I picked Rabon and Haussler last year based purely on their first names. But putting them on my team meant that I followed them much more closely than if I hadn’t. Haussler was especially fun since I actually didn’t have the inside line that 60+ other teams had (I just got lucky) and he seemed to be a miracle.
This year I picked Zingle based on his name (for a semi-offensive pun) but i was super excited with his ride yesterday. Even if he doesn’t score any points, if feels good to champion him above some of the other, more well known riders out there.
As for scoring, I think that allowing two 18+ pointers should be allowed, but .then you only get to pick the rest of your riders from the 4 pointers down (and maybe 3 18+ with the rest 1 pointers). That would still make the teams fairly diverse and the cost-benefit ratio is probably pretty similar, but might let the people with a hard-on for the high-cost riders to get their rocks off. (I’m sure tedvdw is rolling his eyes thinking of coding this up.)
My team
Before the rules were set I really wanted both Cancellara and Contador. It was had to drop Fabian because I do think he will do better than last year but in the end I had to stick with my #1 love.
A harder decision for me was deciding between Farrar and Breschel. Kept going back and forth. In the end it was the local boy. I feel confident Farrar will do well but so will Breschel and Breschel might outperform him. We’ll know in a month-after P-R.
Oscarito I picked because of his good pre-season and because he was hurt last year. He won’t return to his best years but he’ll be solid.
Both Velits brothers were picked because they transferred to a better managed team. Even being in Cav’s train, they will still get plenty of chances to score on their own because Stapleton is currently the best in the business in sizing up his riders and choosing the right races for them.
Lulu made the team because I find him intriguing, not the least so because he’s a reverse Valverde pick. I’ve written this before: I am counting on the CAS to ban Valverde, opening up the Tour leadership on the team to Lulu but more importantly my reading of what Unzue has said leads me to believe that he thinks the same, and so he is prepping Lulu to score bigger at the Tour.
Van Den Broeck was picked because the lead GC chair at Lotto was opened up for him.
I came close to picking Vande Velde because he left Chicago this winter to train in Hawaii. He should score more this year IMO. But I didn’t pick him because I was getting too top heavy with GC guys and I didn’t want to do that because I wanted more cobbles racers. And I picked Sastre because at 12 points picking him was like shooting fish in a barrel.
Ciolek is the rider I picked who I feel the least good about. I’m expecting him to cost me.
I picked Van Den Broeck last minute too
His good results last week won me over. Plus he’s just so pretty.

by Douglas Ansel on Mar 1, 2010 1:21 PM EST up reply actions
Would have been a good signing.
Really should have picked him. At 4pt? GC leadership might not mean that much at Omega Pharma, but he could top ten at the tour and place elsewhere. He’s going okay already. Might have gone for Giovanni Visconti also, in retrospect.
Viva la Lactique
Loaded for the spring classics this year with a three headed monster of Boonen, Ballan and Gilbert, plus a number of supporting types. Points earned in Belgium this weekend: Zero.
"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."
--Dino Buzzati
If that happens
my VDS year is a success and I could care less about being pack fodder at the Tour.
"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."
--Dino Buzzati
Yep
Which is why I have Tony, Boonen, Haussler, Burghardt, Maskaant and Vansummeren. Kirchen and the BCS are the closest things I have to GT riders.
"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
I went heavier for the Spring Classics as well
shouldn’t there be separate competitions (or separate recognition) for the Classics and the Tours – you get just one team, but you can target one or the other (analogous to a GT rider going after the KOM or Points Jersey, rather than the GC)?
there could be a seperate
classics competition, tour competition, and a green jersey comp (only wins and podiums count). All the same teams, same riders, just some extra tallies and prizes and so on. By prizes i don’t mean actually giving out snuggies – just symbolic prizes. (unless you’ve got a pile of leopard spot snuggies you’re trying to get rid of – in that case, go ahead, no worries, i’m safe from winning any of these things)
My only problem with Ballan (who is a favourite of mine)
Was how the hell does he pay back a 16 point investment. My guess is a dream season for him tops out at about 1000 points. The guy can win the biggest toughest bike races in the world, but he does not win very often.
He started on my team but eventually, with many tears, I had to fire him.
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 1:23 PM EST up reply actions
I'm sure he took it well.
He’s a nice guy and a professional.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I know that just made it all the harder! :-{
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 1:24 PM EST up reply actions
It's ok
As you can see, he got another gig. He’ll be fine.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Yeah and if I was building a Cobbles team ala BMC I would have hired him too.
For a sponsor his Spring form should pay them back handsomely.
I’m glad though that one of his close friends has told me he’s not to broken up about not making the team. ;)
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 1:27 PM EST up reply actions
Ballan is more easygoing than Stuart O'Grady
I fired the Chuck Norris of the peloton in favor of Tiago Machado. I’m in a different continent and hemsiphere but I’m sure Stu will track me down and make me suffer great pain.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Machado Really?
I like the kid and think he is super good. But he rides for The All For Lance And Lance For all Team. When is he going to get support or a shot.
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 1:39 PM EST up reply actions
The same way Brajkovic scored points the past few years.
Bruyneel enters his young guys in secondary races like Tour of Algarve, where Machado podiumed. Catalunya, Austria are along those lines. If Lance isn’t actually at the race, there’s opportunity. Machado won’t be racing with Lance.
Machado is the only RS guy I took. I didn’t take a 2-point Popovych for the reasons you stated. I considered Rast and their Belgies but voted no.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
Fair enough
But I personally feel brajkovic has been under served by the disco machinery. He could be much better than he is. I feel the same could happen to Tiago.
I hope I am wrong as Portuguese cycling needs some fresh young faces.
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Machado
was also the only RS rider I took. I did it based solely on his appearance and Algarve. But I did not choose him because of his result. I picked him because I was completely flabbergasted when I learned that he was only 24. Have you seen this guy? He looks old enough to be Lance Armstrong’s father. I figured that the only reason he made the team was because Lance wanted at least one rider that made him feel young.
That's my goal
It’s all about specialization these days
"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."
--Dino Buzzati
I started off trying to make a team with all blonds
but then I realized blonds were expensive, and I kind of just started throwing guys in based on who I like/gut feeling. I guess I’ve tended toward the up and coming young’uns, because it’s fun hoping that someone will have a big breakout season. In fact, I almost definitely have too many young stage-racy climber types. I wanted EBH but couldn’t quite justify the price to myself, so I took Boonen on the hope that he’ll be hungry this year after what happened last year. I needed a 1-pointer at the last minute so I picked Johnnie Walker based on his name, but in retrospect I totally should have bought Martin Velits and called my team “The Hapsburg Empire Strikes Back” – didn’t really plan it, but lots of Czechs, Slovaks, Poles, and an Austrian. Maybe next year.
The First Version
Was really fast and easy to pick. I had a team I was really happy with. I had Tony, Gibert, Thor, Boonen and GHH. But then “The Man” had to keep me down with all his rules and stuff. So I spent way too much time trying to find guys that might be good and not be douchebags. I’m reasonably happy with my team, but I’m pretty sure De Waele, Konovalovas and Roelants are all in for big years, since they ended up being left off the team.
"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
yeah,
that’s usually how it works. leave someone off you team and they end up doing well.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
damn it!
how did i miss johnnie walker?
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
barbell approach.
went for high priced riders, no middle price, remainder 1 pointers. a schizo strategy that qualified the team for both “prima donna” and “full of hope”. a residual benefit from last year’s vds (other than wearing the yellow jersey) was learning about the younger riders so i enjoy following the 1-2 pointers.
this is a dangerous admission given the stats showing the top picked nationalities and riders, but i broke my number one rule—do not pick an american. dark helmet seemed like a bargain.
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If you listen to Jens, well, I don't know what to tell you.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Is that the name of your team - Full of Hope Prima Donnas?
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I don't recall picking a team...
… but I think I did. I’m fairly certain I did. I’m going back to bed now.
I miss Paolo Bettini. That is all.
That's your name right there
“I shoulda stayed in bed”
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
Ssshhhhh. Don't wake him.
He’s having the occasional acid flashback.
"My facking goat didn’t wear Robes! Does he look Scottisch?!" Baron von Frinkenstein
La tete dans le guidon
Obviously, given the name, I had to go French heavy but given the lack of top-end talent (and I’m not sold on Chavanel with Quikstep), it was going to be a lot of small names.
For the top, I think a Lance-free Contador is going to do a LOT of damage this year and was the obvious choice at the top. I decided to focus on stage racing, since I haven’t participated in the previous years, I have no idea if this is a good strategy. To support Contador, I have a well-rounded group made of Gesink, Tony Martin, Nibali and Daniel Martin (Kool-Aid !!!), Taaramae, Deignan, Chicchi and Mollema round up the international crew. For the Frenchies, I just picked names that I had seen around in last year tour or that I had heard talked up around here:
David Le Lay, Jimmy Casper, Brice Feillu, Christophe Le Mevel, Dimitri Champion, Rémi Di Gregorio, Samuel Dumoulin, Amaël Moinard, Maxime Bouet, John Gadret, Alexandre Geniez, Thierry Hupond, Rémi Pauriol, Pierre Rolland, Romain Sicard, Nicolas Vogondy.
Dumoulin and Bouet allow me to not finish at the bottom after this week-end but obviously, March-April will be a rough time for me…
The Dan Martin Flavour of the Irish Peleton Kool-Aid
Was waaaayyy too sweet for me. At 12 points I think both he and Fuglsang are Pricey. Way talented riders who have not won anything and will likely spend April and July working really hard for others. At some other point they may get their shot, but will they come up with 900-1100 points? I hope they do but I don’t believe they will.
by bought with blood on Mar 1, 2010 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, Martin was a real risk
I don’t know why I picked him. Better to go for a leader than someone who is guaranteed to be a domestique – however classy.
But hey – Ullrich was a domestique in 1996…
BMC
It was interesting. As I was figuring out my team I started shying away from BMC more and more. Not exactly sure why but I just have a bad feeling about them; Evans possibly exempted.
Is there any reason why Meche aren't on the rider list?
Rasmussen looked in pretty good form in Sardinia yesterday.
They are a continental team and unless they scored points last year...
they are not included on the list. I think that some conti teams should be included but I am not about to complain
Trentino wasn't on the list last year...
and yes Przemyslaw Niemiec is on Miche and he does very well in the Italian races like beating Basso and co in the Trentino queen stage last year.
I just have a bad feeling about him since he obviously has talent but stays at the continental level even though he is beating Pro Tour guys.
Strategy? I don't need no stinkin' strategy
Last year’s “uhmm, yeah, that sounds good” approach was not that bad. So this year I ended up with a team without Swedish riders, but with 3000 Danes and Norwegians and a couple of riders that I don’t really like.
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
Calling it a strategy would be a stretch......
but being a more casual fan than many of you and not wanting to really work at it, I decided to pick a team by choosing riders who shared my first name. That gave me 22 — with only three other choices to make I picked the most expensive riders that the rules would allow. It doesn’t bode well for overall success that I still couldn’t manage to spend my entire 150 point budget. I’m counting on banking the balance and adding to next year’s budget.
Thanks to all who have put so much time and effort into making this site what it is.
Please tell me you named the team Too Many Daves.
DS: Mrs. McCave.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
I guess it's too late to change?
I thought I knew most of Dr Seuss but I’m afraid I had to google that reference. With your permission, I’m reserving the name for next year.
how about we call it a strategery instead?
i like the idea, not practical with my name though.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Oh, I don't know
You could have at least a few Anthony’s on the team. And I’m really curious to see how Dave’s team performs. I am intrigued.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
tony is short for anthony
so spartacus gets you a fair number of pts.
Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania
My expectations are modest
Last year, with a minor variation of the same ‘strategery,’ I think I ended up in the 92 percentile, more or less.
Bubble Boy™ FanClub
I was one of the 86 teams that despite everything they know about the man, the myth and the legend, felt that two points was still a deal they could not pass up on Bubble Boy
Who’s with me?
I took the bait
If this is one of those years where TD actually completes the Vuelta or the Giro, I don’t know, peace and happiness might break out all over the world.
Also, with his TT he should get more one-weeker results like Burgos or California last year.
by Mr 60 Percent on Mar 1, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions
On my first roster I did indeed take him
Then my head reflexively smashed into my keyboard and was forced to reevaluate. He did not make the final cut.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
I was already counting his VDS points from last years Vuelta
and then he had to withdraw on stage 18. So I had some trepidation about adding him to my team this year. But then I realized that he cost twice as much last year, so I had to take him. Next year I am sure he will be a bargain at half the price.
Isn't that the point of the whole game?
by Douglas Ansel on Mar 1, 2010 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
there's hopefulness and optimism, and then there's
thinking Bubble Boy isn’t going to fall apart like a wet paper bag . . .
At two points you can afford to be optimistic...
and keep the faith.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
My team's success is going to rely on Cunego, Breschel, and J-Rod
The rest of my team is owned by a good portion(~30%) of everyone else’s teams, so success won’t be exclusive. I need the Trio to have a good season in order to have any kind of presence on the leaderboard.
My team is what was left after I'd stopped tinkering with it.
& I only stopped tinkering because I had to. I’m clearly the Claudio Ranieri of VDSs. I guess I ought to have written about Martin Reimer (5 other teams) in the Hidden Gems thread, except I can’t for the life of me remember why he’s on my team. It was just he was still there when the music stopped.
Interesting
that explains why he keeps starting Burdisso.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 7:32 PM EST up reply actions
My team exists only in my head and I got to spend as many points as I wanted.
All of my favorites are on it.
"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...
and all the riders are winners
just for trying their best.
"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."
Nah. I was sick last week actually. My brain was a bit fuzzy.
or more than usual.
"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...
getting there. Thank you.
"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...
After the obvious Finns, my team is focused on GT's
if Contador, Basso, Sastre, CVV fail to win or podium a GT this year, I have few guys for the classics as well, Barbie, Devo, Quinzi and Pippo.
Peraud is my dark horse.
The details of my team
are quite inconsequential.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 7:31 PM EST reply actions
Found the quote
The details of my life are inconsequential
…
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we’d make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it
The Belgium part
is true.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 7:47 PM EST up reply actions
What?
I thought you were born a poor black child? You told us about the days, sittin’ on the porch with your family, singin’ and dancin’ down in Mississippi.
My team was more about gut than science
I did try to pick a mix of sprinter, one day riders and GC riders, but that was my only real concession to logic.
Having said that:
I tried to pick riders who I thought would have better years this year than last – Leukemans, Steegmans, Van den Broeck, Plaza, Chicchi, Martin Fothen (I think Milram will have a good year this year, if they come through unscathed by scandal);
I picked up and coming riders – not because I thought that they might be good value, but because I like seeing new riders do well – Van Garderen, G Thomas, Howard, Meyer, Bobridge, Sicard (all my young riders have the class to be geuine champions I think)
I picked attacking riders, because they might just win something big – and I like to watch them try to win (I would always have picked Durand!): Ignatiev, Duque, Bobridge, Hoogerland;
I missed Valverde because I doubt he will still be racing mid-year;
I picked Szmyd, Gesink*, Rodriguez and Grabsch because they leave everything on the road. They kill themselves on the bike – it’s a privilege to watch a man hurt himself that much.
*Gesink sometimes leaves too much skin on the road for my liking, but there you go.
That should be Martin, Fothen
Unless Markus has a brother I haven’t heard of.
You have Marcus and Thomas
"Here the high school level of immaturity will be left to hottitude columns and people like myself." Der Phil. H
I knew I read wrong..
"Here the high school level of immaturity will be left to hottitude columns and people like myself." Der Phil. H
My strategy was similar to yours
And my team has 7 of your riders: EBH, Gesink (even if he does Schleck it a little, he’s bound to do very well one of these years), Molina, Grabsch, Fothen, Sicard, Meyer (Cameron).
I share your nerves about Milram — I think Leenos will do well this year.
I ended up with 5 Frenchmen. I’m not sure how that happened, but I seem to like them (how could you not like Dumoulin?) and so they’re easy to cheer for.
EBH was a tough choice. I thought he was priced on potential, not past results, but he has so much talent I had to get on board. Otherwise I might have had Evans, I think, since he works all year, is targeting the Giro first up, and is clearly happy on his new team.
I felt a little self-conscious with the team name, but also that true aficionados will recognise and approve.
Indeed they do
Spirit of Drongo is irrepressible!
'aficionados' or people my age approve
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
That is dating you
To someone who watched ABC children’s TV somewhere in the period 1980-1990ish.
So you’re not as old as you claim.
Yes I am... just my housemates and I had a weird sense of humour
and it was after school and beer o’clock for us..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
funny how adult shows were used as kids' programming by Channel 2...
The Goodies was shown at 10pm in Britain.
Exactly! Mind you, we weren't very adult...
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I went and saw the Goodies on stage in about 2005
Fantastic comics. Graeme Garden was incredible. The pick of the bunch, and that is high praise.
Some of the shows have dated in the last 35 or more years, but others remain spot on. Kitten Kong is still the goods.
Evans was tempting
But he doesn’t WIN enough. Better to win less frequently than place all the time, as a supporter. I remember when I raced – a third or a fifth – well – that was fine – but to WIN – and to have your opponents pat on you on the shoulder at the finish and compliment you on a race well won – well it was a special feeling (and an unfortunately rare one!). I take the same approach to supporting – I go for people who try to win, and damn the consequences of losing.
Pity they all end up getting caught later on.
One thing
that does interest me will be the cobbles/grand tour balance. Obvy you want a guy who scores in both, which augurs toward the green jersey dudes and the GT winners who sometimes go for classics (at least the ones not staring into the abyss). But I know we’ve pumped up the classics a lot, and I do get the sense a lot of teams focused on classics riders more this year??
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 7:34 PM EST reply actions
We're all counting on Boonen making a run in spring and then again in July
It’s worked before.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
For once
I agree with you. Hey, look at the CQ rankings. Boonen’s 2559 in 2006 didn’t include the double or the maillot vert. Of course, CQ only gives 80 points for the maillot vert, which I totally disagree with. The worlds is worth 400. FIVE TIMES the value? IIRC we give 120 for green vs 350 for the big classics. Even that may be a bit light.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
adding
the highest CQRanking score in the last five years is in the 2600 range. Boonen with a big year is right up with Valverde and Contador at their best.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 1, 2010 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
BTW
I am working on a post comparing the popularity of riders this year to last. In a couple of days.
Will it be your typical brief, 4500 word missive?
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
excellent
Now that I have a team this should be rather enlightening, or disheartening, or something.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 2, 2010 12:33 AM EST up reply actions
Boonen
I was going to split my QS quota and take Devolder and Chavanel. Then I decided Boonen is ready for a year of redemption and traded out his teammates. We’ll see how that works out.
"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."
--Dino Buzzati
There's also more chance to win
It’s rare to see a non-favourite win a GT. But you might just get Jacky Durand winning a monument.
I used a very scientific method. If you don't like math, I strongly suggest that you stop reading
My first rule was I could happily root for the team, then I have used the following categories:
Awesome: Tommeke & Spartacus (so cool to root for a guy that wins a sprint while wearing the yellow jersey)
Kool Aid: Farrar, Roche, Mollema, Boom (thanks Chris, Irish Peloton and Frinkles)
I have sympathy for their history (meaning they had a lot of accidents or a humble family or a house stolen: Vande Velde; Horner, Zabriskie, Uran, Oscar Pereiro, Van Impey
Aussie/Baske/Brazilian Love: Gerro, Txurruka and Fischer (this category has intersection with the young guns)
Young Guns: Bobridge, Meyer, Pinaut, Sagan, Selander, Sicard and Velits
Descenders: Nibali, Popo (Nibali gets in for a cool nickname also and Spartacus also fits here)
And the cherry on the cake: the 3rd best climber in the world!!!! His climbness Rujano!! Huahuahua.
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
Your Australian passport is in the mail ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Oh - got the Heaney last weekend
… simply, er flush, with imagery.
I’ve thought of a mummified corpse that way before!
He didn't win a Nobel prize for coming from Northern Ireland..
I love the Bog Body poems. Actually, I’m sold on all his poetry. ‘Funeral Rites’ is also gorgeous. Hope you’re enjoying his poetry too, although the ‘er flush’ is a tad ominous.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
that's only when they extract his work in a newspaper, surely?
But first you’d have to get through … Hmm, let’s see: the classifieds, anything written by Miranda Devine, the news section… Actually, it’d be the last thing to go, wouldn’t it, absent a miracle?
Depressingly I have no idea what you're saying to me,
because Seamus Heaney and Miranda Devine cannot be mentioned together… what have I missed? You don’t like Heaney’s work? No… that can’t be right.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I actually don't get your point either
I understand that the SMH holds its vices nearer than its virtues; but what that has to do with Heaney is beyond me.
I am certain the fault is mine, however.
The 'flush' was a double entendre
Given the overtly sexual imagery he used:
“She tightened her torc on him
And opened her fen,
Those dark juices working
Him to a saint’s kept body”
That’s incredibly powerful, and metaphysical on about three levels. I love a poet who can employ metaphor as well as he does – I simply hadn’t read enough of him to see it before.
So yes – I’m impressed.
Excellent! I'm so pleased you like it
and I’m relieved that Drongo, whose wit is undisputed, also didn’t make sense to you.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Cack-handed on my part
Have been busy of late, if that’s any excuse.
I had thought you were making use of a play on words on ‘flush’ and intimating (jokingly) a fear of what he might do with Heaney’s poems. I was making the point that normally you might use newspaper for that, and there were plenty of other parts of the paper that would be chosen for that journey ahead of any Heaney poem.
Not worth saying once, let alone twice, but I thought I should explain at any rate.
I concur with your thoughts about Heaney, for what it’s worth, so no fear there.
Usually you're so eloquent,
I can forgive you an unwieldy pun every so often.
Surely you also concur about Keats being on the top rank, too?
To bring it back to VDS
I like to think of Keats as the Pantani of poetry
He was brilliant only for a brief period
He got in a heck of a lot of bother, and led to his doom; yet
At his best, he was peerless.
La belle dame sans mercie is inexplicably good. It’s almost like a pagan chant, a balad, a love story and a warning in one. How can anyone understand their own heart that well in their early twenties?
I think it's the 'And no birds sing.'
The way it breaks the rhythm – slaps your face with staccato syllables like a hard rain.
yeah, but...
I agree that it’s sheerest genius, but it’s also much more likely to be appreciated as such by a male, since the pretty girl is the villain of the piece.
(well, that’s one interpretation, anyway)
I like your calling it a warning: ‘That way madness lies; let me shun that!’
Okay. i'm going to relook at Keats now...
but topping Yeats is a big ask.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Yeats is a big fraud.
Atleast if pronunciation is anything to go by.
Hush your mouth Holden...
and blame the Gaelic not Yeats … or Seamus Heaney either ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Don't get me started about the Gaelic..
Here are two clips that reveal the true common denominator for the Gaelic identity: 1) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4-S8n8-9RU 2) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgm3xMWQVT0&feature=related
Not that there is anything wrong with that..
If I was ever going to use 'bah' it would now...
not that I don’t like Keats, but the Irishmen are a cut above.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
It might be a boy thing, you know.
Just like boys like Hamlet, and girls don’t (in my acquaintance).
Man delights me not
but I’m not with him on the other thing.
Yep. I'm a King Lear tragic, speaking of women as villains...
and we could throw in Macbeth for good measure..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I might have known where your sympathies would lie...
Well, you may be a boy, but the three of you are all Romantics…
not a bad thing in my book.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I'm flushing at how many ways we've attempted to use 'flush' today.
Sorry to make you explain yourself. Any man who likes Heaney’s ok with me.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Even someone who like Heaney and Keats at the same time?
There are two of them just on this board, you know.
You and Runitout would make boon companions
with exceptionally good literary creds… I’m scared of your musical tastes though..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I keep taking the bait..
and the answer as always is no. Oh my ears!
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
He's still at it
Here he is at a Walloon biking festival Beau vélo de Ravel 2009: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45h1cMSHzYU Tempo has gone up a bit. Wonderful song to try and sing along in French without a hitch. I never quite managed it all the way through.
hahaha
and i tried to fit Cadel in but with the new rules I had to keep my level of awesomeness and that required to fire him. unfortunately.
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
Same for me... worryingly for you we have many of the same riders...
Gerro, Bobridge, Meyer, Sagan, Sicard, Nibali and of course the incomparable Tony Spartacus!
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
i dont expect to do well anyway
just root for them…ops that is indeed the name of the team
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
given your speaking to an aussie
and their meaning of the word root – i’m really not sure those riders would be ok with seahorse doing their rooting for them. Not sure how seahorse would feel about it either. Never hurts to ask though.
'Rooting' is the only thing keeping our dear friend perezbike
from gaining an Australian passport alongside his Brazilian one… He’s a fast learner though, and I’m thrilled he has a few of the young’uns on his team ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
He already has enough points... he stayed up late every night for him
and followed the TDU with us. Obviously we didn’t clearly explain ‘rooting’ though ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Something to do with baby kangaroos
and Rolf Harris?
Well we think of wombats... 'eats, roots and leaves'
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
or.. 'eats roots and leaves'
depends on whether roots is a noun or a verb.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Do wombats actually do anything
apart from getting run over
Good question... and the answer is not really I suppose..
They dig big holes, and unlike kangaroos they don’t eat grain crops…
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
So there was this wombat
rooting in a big hole in the ground ….
And then we're still not sure what sort of rooting it is...
What if the wombat has heard American English?
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Well that's a relief...
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
this I can do
Do I get my passport already?
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
That's why we love him...
well one of many reasons… although ‘Frinkles’ as a nickname also has a certain quirkiness that’s hard to ignore :)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
all right ready to learn
what is the word that I have to use in Aussieland?
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
'barrack' is a very Australian term
It means to cheer for a particular team or (less commonly) an individual.
It derives from Sydney originally, and was used by Australian crowds to describe their supporting their team when the Australian cricket team toured sometime in the 19th century. Because our form of barracking often involved denigrating the opposition (nothing’s changed), in England the word ‘barrack’ (as a verb) was often thought to mean cheering against a team. Not so.
So, you could say, ‘I barrack for St Kilda’ to indicate that’s the football team you support.
and for individuals??
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
We barrack for, support or cheer them on. Any of those will do.
And yes, you have won a passport :)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
St Hilda's is a college
I believe, for female university students. No one really sledges for them.
St Kilda is a suburb of Melbourne that is also home to one of the more tragic football teams. Tragic because they usually finish last, although last year they made the grand final … and lost.
No St Kilda fan really sledges. They’re too used to losing. They cheer, or barrack, but don’t denigrate, because their team will lose and they know it. Then they go into a depression that last until the next season, when the cycle beginneth anew.
You asses used strategy?
damn that may gave been a good idea, using some sort of strategy. My process went a little like this….Pick the guys I knew I would, then search through the list and thoughtfully pick riders that are the best from each point level……and poor attention span…hey look the Olympics are on…oh I’m going there soon…..oh what was I doing?…..Why is the sky blue but team sky mostly black?….but than again it is black at night….but they don’t race at night…oh right pick riders….why do squirrels kick so much ass?….oh yeah pick some random guys and complete!
March 14, 2010: The great one returns!
similar to my usual strategy
"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...
Awesome
Why do squirrels kick so much arse?
Glad to hear you are off to Vancouver.
Such an amazing place. I could wake up to Howe Sound every day for the rest of my life. So long as it stopped raining to let me see it.
I think he's just back from there ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Late to the thread as usual
Presenting: Caisse de cerveza por favor. Had to keep the beer theme going as it worked last year!
Last year I went with my head not heart and really chose riders who could win, even if I didn’t particularly like them (eg Contador). Also no super domestiques or team captains who don’t score points, even if I do like them (eg Hincapie, O’Grady). Last year I was lucky with Gilbert and Haussler too.
This year – a more mellow approach and more modest ambitions.
Evans coz I’m a fan, and he will have to ride a lot of races including the Giro to get into the tour. He rides consistently over a long season, so will produce good returns.
Boonen and Haussler – winners or great winning potential for one dayers
LuLu and F Schleck – strong riders, stage winners in GTs
Nocentini – probably the leader for AG2R, who are quite underrated. Bummer he just broke his leg!
McEwen – can probably still win a race or two, worth a go at 4 points
Voeckler, Dumoulin – always seem to win a race here and there
Van den Broeck – bargain at 4 points for a GT team leader
Basseyev, JJ Haedo, Henderson, Chicchi – sprinters who might win a few of the smaller races, or get a place in a bigger sprint.
Sagan, Bobridge, Gustov, Rabon etc – might score in a breakaway.
Team Les Marmottes
is very French-centric (and some Swiss)
the concept is that no-one else will be choosing these guys ……
Allez, Allez
Moo
with pleasure!!
I do a new “muk muk” key chain …. he was the Marmotte sidekick/mascot in the Van Olympics ;)
Moo
Nice! Muk Muk is very cute but I'm not convinced he looks much like a marmotte. Where are his teeth?!
THIS is a proper marmotte:

Anger? Not at all! He's a very happy little fellow,
with a well appointed burrow and a beautiful wife and baby.
No, that's an Ewok
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Mar 3, 2010 5:01 AM EST up reply actions
From Star Wars
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Mar 3, 2010 5:30 AM EST up reply actions
Ha! Ok. I don't really do Sci-Fi :-/
I can assure you though that Pippo is purebred Marmota Marmota, from the slopes overlooking Alpe d’Huez.
My team looks like a kindergartener’s attempt at collage…
a hodgepodge of pieces that neither fit together particularly well nor follow any readily identifiable theme. A bit of a hot mess, really. I wish I could argue that some genius underlies the madness, but I basically picked riders I like. I probably sound like a simpleton, but I knew at the outset that I’d never win the competition. Faced with that reality, I’d rather go down in flames with a bunch of guys I’m willing to risk spilling Earl Grey all over my laptop rooting for than rake in points from some dude to whom I wouldn’t hand a Snuggie in a meat locker in a desperate attempt to finish in 200th as opposed to 300th place. So, starting with my three non-negotiables (Bodnar, Kreuziger and Taaramäe), I tried to craft a team with a roughly equal split among high-priced, mid-priced and low-priced riders. Emotionally-justifiable and egalitarian, yes. Point-producing, not really. My team’s resting comfortably near the bottom of the table. Thus far, I’ve had one guy hit by a car, and I owe all of my 30 points to a guy from Dicksandvaginas. Maybe I should’ve followed my friend’s advice and created Team ‘Guys I’d Do’…
Funny post :)
Even though I didn’t get the Dicksandvaginas reference…
by FrenchKheldar on Mar 2, 2010 8:34 AM EST up reply actions
I beleive he was poking fun at Diquigiovanni-Androni ;-)
by Douglas Ansel on Mar 2, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions
Next year I am going to submit a "Guys I'd Do." team.
marvelous idea!
"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...
Went the Schleck route....
Was sad to part with Valverde after he led me to the overall win in the Vuelta last year, but I just can’t get past the feeling that he will be going on vacation soon.
Andy and Frank are sure bets for the Ardennes and when Andy finished 2nd in the Tour and Frank finishes around 4th or 5th they will prove their worth…. Pellizotti will win the Giro and hopefully once again be KOM at the Tour, and if it isn’t him hopefully it will be Soler.
Have my Aussie contingent with GHH, Rogers, C Meyer and Sulzberger…. I figured I’d better not completely ignore the cobbles this year so also included Flecha, Steegmans, Vansummeren and some others like Large Bomb, Hulsmans, Kristoff and A. Rasmussen….
But the star of my team will undoubtedly by J-ROD – Sure to perform in the Ardennes, will have Tour leadership and if all goes well and Katusha ride the Vuelta he will top 5 it there…
I tried to make a balanced team...
But I left out a piece or two. I’ve got a GT guy (Evans) and a sprinter (Greipel) and a couple of heavyweights for one-day races (Kolobnev and J-Rod)… but no one for cobbles except Hincapie.
I’ve got a solid squad of semi-pricey guys (add in Nibali and Lulu and Taaramae) but I couldn’t get excited about any of the 6s or 8s except Scarponi (fingers crossed that he doesn’t test positive.) So I don’t have much in the middle, other than him and Hincapie and Horner (whom in the end I just couldn’t leave out.)
That left me with a boatload of 1s and 2s—doing the research was a lot of fun. (And Majope’s list of Cat. 6 race scorers was a life saver. Thank you!) I ended up with a mix of small-timers (like Dumoulin, Pauriol, Ginanni) and rising (I hope) stars (Sicard, Cameron Meyer, Van Garderen, Cardoso, etc.) It’ll be exciting to watch these guys.
Cycling will always be a beautiful sport no matter how many people disgrace it.--Christian Vande Velde
you wanna know about my team?
I’ll tell you about my team. It started off with flecha on it before i got all clever and complicated.
Other than that i would have really liked to have both contador and ebh – but then somone had to go and make rules and stuff. Sigh … what ever happened to the good old days when nihilism reigned on the interwebs?
as the name suggests
my team is about stage racing — which is why it’s sitting at about 400….hmmm, if past experience is anything to go by, I wouldn’t want to talk about it ….until….September?
I understand there's a stage race starting tomorrow.
The location slips my mind.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Or Moria
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Mar 2, 2010 7:55 AM EST up reply actions
Who can tell?
If you see anything near a complete start list, please let us know.
It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Presenting the team: Edvald in the Sky with Diamonds
I mostly went for a balanced strategy, with riders that should be able to do good on most terrains.
So here is my team, by category:
Sprint classics: Boasson Hagen, Boonen (even with a disappointing 2009 PR excepted he managed to get a lot of points. He’ll be better this year I think)
GC: Gesink (if he can stay upright), Basso, Van den Broeck (sort of), Navarro Garcia (he’s a decent climber for a 2 pointer)
Minor races: Hutarovich, Dumoulin, Trofimov, Hondo, Rolland, Rabon (especially for the TT)
Young guys I think will be better: Boom, Devenyns, Mollema, Uran Uran, Kluge, Sulzberger, Reus
All around attacker: Vino (don’t really like him, but I like his attacking style and he was impressive in the short time he raced last year)
A Basque so Albertina won’t hate me: Koldo Fernandez
I can’t remember why I took him: Valjavec
Go Canada!: Hesjedal, Rollin, Meier
Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill (F. Coppi)
"PR excepted" shouldn't be crossed...
I think I discovered a new formatting option I didn’t know about
Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill (F. Coppi)
if you use an em-dash on either side of text it seems to think that you mean to strike it through
It’s a shame: like Laurence Sterne, I’m a big fan of the em-dash.
Or,
“I —like Laurence Sterne— am a big fan of the em-dash”? Personally, I think it’s a bit much. I prefer the en-dash.
see, you've managed to type it without striking through the text
A space before the first em-dash, but not after; a space after the second em-dash, but not before.
Is that the issue? You’re far more tech-savvy than luddites like me. Grammatically, of course, there should be no spaces around an em-dash. It should—according to the authorities—look like this. [He writes, hoping it won’t appear as strikethrough text.]
If you put a space before and after the dash — which you ought not to — does it appear as strikeout text? [Preview isn’t helping here.]
As for using the en-dash, I’m all for it—when it’s appropriate to use it. I’m a bit old-fashioned about that, which should come as no surprise.
Picks I'm giddy about
In staffing up FromBoulderWithSideburns, I tried to keep it cold-blooded and mercenary. It’s all about max points production. Whether or not I like their style is irrelevant. Yes, I hired Cav. Yes, I hired Bos. Well now, isn’t that nice already…
However, there are a few picks in there that I’m just silly-happy about, whether they bring me any points or not. Because at the end of the day I’m still a geeky fan, and they’ve just seriously brought it over the years. Hats off to my top bargain-shopping warriors:
Simoni and Eeckhout for 2 points each. Simoni might be good for a stage at the Giro before a very well-earned retirement, but I picked him for the AMORE. Nico… wow, that paid off surprisingly quickly… the dude has stones. And embrocation.
Hincapie and Zabriskie for 4 each. If they’d only put George on a friggin’ steel bike, he would have won PR at least once or twice by now. Dave Z … big motor, dry humor, and DZNuts, how could you possibly go wrong.
McEwen for 6. With one leg, Robbie could pay off a 6-point investment! Wait, I’m being mercenary again. With Robbie it’s both … he hauls, and he’s a feel-good pick too.
What? What happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps?
Re: George - sounds like
you should be voting ‘bah’ to carbon.
(I did.)
Remarkably insightful you are
Vote ‘bah’ to carbon, I did.
What? What happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps?
by FaustoCoppock on Mar 2, 2010 11:31 PM EST up reply actions

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