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Countdown to the Cobbles: Italian Holiday!

Wayofthecross-3_mediumThe Countdown is pleased to take a brief respite from the grey skies of our native Flanders for a holiday of basking in the sunshine on the Italian Riviera. Yes, it's MSR week, where we put mud and cold behind us for a beauty of a more... obvious sort. With temperatures in the upper 50s, it's time to shed the wool layers and black socks, lay out on the beach for some vitamin D replenishment, and generally dry out. Should be a lovely week...

3. Everyone Else Will Win

With Tom Boonen firmly installed (cough) as the favorite to win Milano-Sanremo, the Man from Mol is fighting back with every bag of sand he has, telling Sporza:

Daniele Bennati is the main favorite for me. Maybe not the most likely name, but he is good at driving, like his Liquigas team. Perhaps Liquigas drives the same tactics as us: a long, hard race and a sprint with a depleted group in Sanremo.

Is it me or does he sound a bit unpersuaded by his own words? Like a guy who feels unbelievably confident but has to go through the motions of talking down his chances? Maybe it's a language translation thing.

[Speaking of translations, my favorite Dutch word of the week is "klopt," as in, "Boasson Hagen klopt Petacchi in massesprint." Google tells me it literally means "true" but it translates to "beats" in context. It also sounds exactly like what happens when you hit someone in the helmet with a wooden shoe -- onomatopoeia that also works as a metaphor for vanquishing an enemy. Want me to use it in a sentence? Here goes: I will klopt Ursula in the VDS this week, mark my, um, words.]

Anyway, Bennati thinks Freire will win. Freire is picking Petacchi. Petacchi picks Allan Davis. Davis has tabbed Hushovd as a "sure thing." Hushovd says the pressure is all on Farrar. Farrar thinks Cavendish has another trick up his sleeve. And Cav is picking... OK, himself. Hey, it's worked before. Oh, and Bwin has installed as the favorite... Andre Greipel. Who isn't on the startlist. Can I get a bet down there?

2. Meanwhile, Back on the Cobbles...

What, there's an actual cobbled race today? That would be Nokere-Koerse, which loops around Greater Nokere for a few hours. The best description you'll likely find in English is here. Bottom line: it tends to finish in a sprint, despite the line being at the top of the Nokereberg, a 350-meter cobbled hill in the 5% incline range. Along with Sunday's Ronde van het Groene Hart, Nokere-Koerse is a great opportunity for smaller teams or riders on the big squads who weren't chosen for the Italian Vacation to make a name for themselves before every last classics guy on the planet descends on Brussels Airport sometime Sunday afternoon. In short, for the guys at these two races, this is a big deal.

The races themselves don't seem much alike; Nokere-Koerse dates back to 1944 (huh?) and runs the Vlaamse Ardennen while the Green Heart Course kicked off in 2007 and rides around the flat Holland provinces. But spring racing is never easy, and weather or strategy can turn either one into a relatively hard or, um, less hard day in the saddle. So bike racers will race their bikes in interesting ways... but one way would make this even more interesting: if someone pulled off the Forgotten Double. With only three years in common it hasn't happened yet, but Wouter Weylandt won both a year apart. He's not here, so it's up to someone else. Like Jens Keukeleire. Full startlist here. Neither RTBF nor Sporza show signs of live video. Bummer... 

1. Locked and Loaded

El Pistolero himself, Alberto Contador, will set foot in Belgium with the intent to race his bicycle, as he apparently has committed to riding La Fleche Wallonne and Liege-Bastogne-Liege. He has ditched the Vuelta a Pais Vasco and Volta a Catalunya in order to ride the Classics this year, for the first time since 2007. He will also ride the Criterium International/Jens Voigt Invitational, facing Lance Armstrong in a race for the first time since the 2005 Tour. It's been a while since a Tour winner did something in the Ardennes, but sure would make for good fun.

Cuddles' Corner!

Cuddles_the_cobble_small_medium"Yesterday Edvald Boasson Hagen won a stage of Tirreno Adriatico and celebrated by flapping his arms, alternating left and right, in a shameful, terrible display. Obviously this guy is going to win more than his share of races, so something must be done about this. Can the Podium Cafe solve his problem and design a victory salute for the Lillehammer Lightning?"

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In answer to Cuddles challenge

I think EBH obviously needs a salute that is simple and not too energy-consuming since, you know, he’s going to be doing it a lot. I propose he celebrate by slowly rubbing his right nipple with his fingers in a circular motion. It’s simple, energy-neutral , subtle and sensual enough to fend off all rumors that norwegians are asexual. Don’t know where that rumor came from.

by Jens on Mar 17, 2010 3:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Swinging Elbows

    Let’s everyone know he owns the road, so you have to stay out of his way.

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Mar 17, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

My counter-proposition is that EBH keeps his current victory celebration..

(which happens to be awesome and seemingly spontaneous and fun) and focuses on sprinting in a more energy effective fashion (i.e in a str8 line perpendicular to the finish line. Any takers?

by Holdenmate on Mar 17, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think a simple way for EBH to improve his victory salute

would just be to not do it. Just don’t do anything if necessary. That would be better.

by Triki on Mar 18, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

EBH should drink less coca-cola...

We all know the kids tend to get a little wild by drinking that

by Reeppp on Mar 17, 2010 3:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Weylandt

Nice that he won both races once but he is not on the start list on any of them this year. Why did I put him on my VDS team?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 17, 2010 3:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Since sleep is avoiding me, it should be noted that there is live feed for Nokere-Koerse starting around 15:00 CET

but I don’t have anybody there so I am hoping somebody beats Graeme Brown.

And it seems that The Holy One’s odds are at 150.00 for MSR…Seems like a lock to me.

by Vlaanderen90 on Mar 17, 2010 3:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Do you have a link??

"If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey."
"I don't really trust a sane person."
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight." The one and only Lyle Alzado

by TRDean on Mar 17, 2010 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks so much!!!

"If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey."
"I don't really trust a sane person."
"I never met a man I didn't want to fight." The one and only Lyle Alzado

by TRDean on Mar 17, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

klopt

is 2nd and 3rd person singular present tense of verb kloppen (to knock, beat). So, if you must, “I will kloppen” :)

by tedvdw on Mar 17, 2010 5:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh,

The translation “true” comes from our phrase “dat klopt” = that is true (we also have a literal, more formal equivalent: dat is waar). So, another meaning for the verb. By the way, kloppen in a sporting context (to beat in competition) is more Flemish than Dutch. Northerners would sooner use verslaan (seems related to slay! Mini Phinney pricks up his ears) as in: EBH verslaat Petacchi, or use the variant “klop geven” (give a knock, more or less).

by tedvdw on Mar 17, 2010 5:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hello rbjhan. It really is that simple ;-)

You could also say ‘kaixo’, which is a bit like ‘hi’, or ‘ongi etorri’ if you want to welcome someone. Your lesson for the day :)

by Albertina on Mar 17, 2010 6:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

oso ondo

"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog

by perezbike on Mar 17, 2010 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noo.. Hij klopt hem!

Is much nicer than Hij verslaat hem

by Frinking on Mar 17, 2010 6:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

but isn’t that because we hear it more often from Belgians than from Dutch people?

by tedvdw on Mar 17, 2010 6:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Naaa

I will ALWAYS root for dutch over belgian, except when it comes to beer…

by Van Nugget on Mar 17, 2010 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

With the exception of pilsener

Right?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 17, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

or

for non-consumptive purposes. Oranjeboom is an excellent spraying beer.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's not bad you know

4 for £2.75 in my local off licence. very drinkable.

"well...you live in england so: you love the rain. loves the queen. hates cycling. based on mr bean had a tremendous amount of humour. all ride in a mini cooper. all getting drunk before the age of 12. getting drunk at least 3 times a day."- frinking, 7/9/09

by benrazor on Mar 17, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought that versluit

was Dutch for cream, but according to Google it actually means “fresh lute” So I just thought I’d offer that for the benefit of all Scandinavians here.

by Monty. on Mar 17, 2010 7:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not a word

Google tried to make something of it by breaking it up: vers luit. Which also doesn’t mean anything but could be translated word-for-word as fresh lute (the musical instrument), I guess.

by tedvdw on Mar 17, 2010 7:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very useful.

Well, perhaps not as much as ‘Deze meneer betaalt alles,’ but interesting just the same.

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 17, 2010 7:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

verslaaen - more viking ancestry up north?

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Mar 17, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

wow

wie “klopfen” und “wahr”

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 17, 2010 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

annoying language

Het klopt dat hij al geklopt was toen hij op de deur klopte. Google translates that one understandably.

by ak-zaaf on Mar 17, 2010 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dat is

belachelijk

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it should be

‘I will klop him’ in Fringlish.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 17, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno

the extra “t” completes the wooden shoe-hitting sound rather nicely.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, yes

You do have a point there.

I will kopt him.

I do like the official language around these parts. So expressive.

by gavia on Mar 17, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

"perhaps Liquigas drives the same tactics as us"

makes sense, seeing as leaky have been doing a pretty good job of leading out boonen so far this season

"well...you live in england so: you love the rain. loves the queen. hates cycling. based on mr bean had a tremendous amount of humour. all ride in a mini cooper. all getting drunk before the age of 12. getting drunk at least 3 times a day."- frinking, 7/9/09

by benrazor on Mar 17, 2010 9:48 AM EDT reply actions  

good one

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 17, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

His Victory Celebration?

He should pull a cross out of his back pocket and ride over the line with it on his shoulder

Moo

by Willj on Mar 17, 2010 10:19 AM EDT reply actions  

shed the black socks... got it.

Fun report, I love the drumbeating here building towards a big race.

EBH- it might be harsh, but maybe they could relegate Eddy for sprinting like he did yesterday and that might get his attention to straighten up. The flailing monkey arm celebration, hmmm, it’s different.

Sat. morning group ride, to skip or not to skip, that is the question.

In a sentence: MSR will kloppen everyone.

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Mar 17, 2010 10:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Some one needs to get his attention, if he doesn't do better and it becomes the norm then it'll get messy.

    Freire already has said racing against these young guys scares him, he doesn’t like to mix it up with them too often.

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Mar 17, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

i already scheduled a saturday

afternoon ride….

"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog

by perezbike on Mar 17, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of Ice Cream Boy's charms is his unaffectness

the flailing monkey arms victory salute is a big part of that. I say he keeps it.

(Ned Boulting and Matt Rendell call him Ice Cream Boy in their podcast because his nickname was Hagen-Dazs on Columbia)

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 17, 2010 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

9 hours later....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ha ha ha

ha

smile.

Chris klopting me. Good one. I got Oscarito, Farrar, Ginanni, and Hooter as my front line at MSR. Roelandts, Nuyens, Uran, Maaskant, Van Summeren along to see the sights. You? What do you got? And everyone else too! A little MSR smackdown

by ursula on Mar 17, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

it

was just an example

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait... MSR is on Saturday!??!

I GET TO WATCH IT! (provided I can find a feed)

I miss Paolo Bettini. That is all.

by crashdan on Mar 17, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

you will. They are aplenty. I too gave up CTV this year.

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 17, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My EBH celebration submission

Furious, two-fisted chest pounding. Gorilla style. Maybe even some hooting. I say they shouldn’t reject the “silverbacks”, they should own it. In honor of one of the few creatures on earth truly more interesting than people.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Greipel

already has that victory salute spoken for.

"Today I was honked at...I caught up and made a great honking noise back...he caught up and said I'm gonna punch you in the face...I laughed."

~DZ

by Hons on Mar 17, 2010 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorta

but he’s not very gorillaesque. EBH could really authenticate it and take it back. Just a suggestion.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about 'beccos

on the interestingness scale?

"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."

--Dino Buzzati

by nrs5000 on Mar 17, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

lunchmeat

for the undead? Not that interesting.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although a victory salute of his holding his arms out limply...

… lolling his tongue and screaming “braaaaaiiinnnssss” would be unique…

I miss Paolo Bettini. That is all.

by crashdan on Mar 17, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I am defniitely for this.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 17, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could complete it by

flinging feces at your opponents. I think everyone would remember that.

"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."

by Drew... on Mar 18, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gorillas

are not chimps.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 18, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But they are apes.

And apes have been known to fling their shit. Don’t make me come out there to prove my point.

"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."

by Drew... on Mar 19, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lots of good options

here.

"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."

--Dino Buzzati

by nrs5000 on Mar 17, 2010 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

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