Yeehoo’s Book Report, or Laurent Fignon goes to Milan-San Remo
Not so long ago I read Laurent Fignon’s autobiography (“Nous Etions Jeunes et Insouciants” - we were young and carefree), and i really enjoyed his story of his first victory at MSR, so i thought i’d make an attempt at sharing that with you
(75 words yet?, yes - yay!). So just to give credit where credit's due, all the info here came from the book.
Fignon had an incredible start to his professional career, winning the ’83 Tour de France just a couple of years after turning pro. And to hear him describe it, it was easy and almost without effort! But i thought you were supposed to suffer in cycling and it was always incredibly difficult and and and ... No, it was easy. Easy i tell you. And mind you, this before the days of EPO. He won the Tdf again in ’84 along with a 2nd place and mountains jersey in the Giro. And second place only because the organizers cut the Stelvio out of the race at the last minute - ostensibly due to avalanche hazard, but this handed the win to the Italian Moser. Ha, take that, friggin foreigners!
more, much more, below the jump thingy (and if ya get bored and wanna get straight to msr, it's down there somewhere)
So what’s your point yeehoo?? What’s this got to do with MSR? The point is, dude, that Fignon got his career off to this incredible start and then suffered an ankle injury - i mean really just a stupid ankle injury! Well but then he had to have surgery and then he was off the bike for a long time and well, he just had a hell of a time ever getting his mojo back. He couldn’t get in form, it wasn’t fun anymore, he couldn’t get that whole jeune et insouciant thing going again, and then one season he was even brought down for months when he finally discovered he had big ol’ stinking like 60 cm long tapeworm in his stomach. L’ouch! Etc, etc. beaucoup du problèms.
Then one bright and sunny day along about the end of 1987, his trainer, Alain Gallopin, said to him, “Laurent, dude, you could win this Milan San Remo thing.” Laurent thought he was nuts of course, he was all like, “Dude, from the start of my career, i’ve always thought i had a shot at winning La Fleche (which, ahem, by this time, i already have, thank you very much), Paris-Roubaix, Liege-Bastogne-Liege, but never ever never ever have i thought i could win down there on the Riviera.” (wow, that sorta rhymes! ya listenin seahorse? - i’m writin poultry here - who’d a thunk it?)
But Gallopin, who’d come to know Laurent’s strengths and faults perfectly, foresaw everything and just wouldn’t give up on the idea. He saw that Fignon needed lots of kilometers before his “physique” could really express itself (“pour que mon physique puisse s’exprimer vraiment”). MSR with its almost 300 kms, plus the need for an extra punch at the end on the Poggio - well Gallopin kept repeating “C’est pour toi, crois moi.” (It’s for you, believe me. - see, french is easy - and fun)
So anyhow, Fignon had just had about enough of this not being able to come back and find his old form and stuff, so, just after Paris-Nice he and Gallopin decided to try out a radical new training plan. Overcompensation. Simply put, it consisted of exhausting yourself 72 hours before a big race. The idea is that the body burns all it’s reserves during the over-hard training session, then it’ll overreact to produce what it needs again - you know all those physioligical chemical things that your body needs to win races.
So he had only 6 days between Paris-Nice and Milan San Remo. So he did some easy rolling for a couple of days and then on Wednesday, he rode 120 kms over to Gallopin’s place. Had some orange juice and a piece of flan. Then went back out for another 100km. Gallopin in the Derny, Fignon behind. Faster and faster, drooling speed, then the last 35 km, absolutely at his limits and finished with a fabulous sprint - didn’t even feel his legs.
“Le plaisir était là. Revenu. Quelque chose se passait dans ma tête...” - The pleasure was there. Returned. Something happened in my head...
So, everyone wake up, we’re almost to MSR!! So Fignon goes to Milan and by chance is the first one to sign in - “Because i’m going to win” he tosses out to the organizers. Ah, he was starting to feel loose and relaxed again - like in the good old days.
So the key to winning is patience and punch. You can only attack once, on the Poggio. “Un seul coup: le bon ou le mauvais, telle est la règle de Milan-San Remo.” - One shot, good or bad, that’s the way of the Milan-San Remo.
So, as planned, he stayed at the back of the peloton. He hated it, it was totally against his nature. He couldn’t stand not knowing what was going on at the front. About two-thirds of the way through the race though, he thought to himself, “Mince, je me balade...” - Man, i’m just cruising. “It was fabulous and I’m obliged to say that, except on the Poggio, my legs never hurt once all day. That hadn’t happened to me in a really long time...” “Dans le Turchino, je fumais le pipe. (ha!) Dans le Capo Berta, là ou l’on peut tout perdre aussi, je montais comme dans un rêve. Tellement que, à un moment, j’ai pensé très fort: ‘Je vais gagner.’ ” - translation: “On the Turchino, i smoked the pipe. On the Capo Berta, there where you can also lose everything, i climbed like a dream. Such that, at one moment, i thought very strongly: ‘I’m going to win.’ “
The dutch team PDM, had what it took to put fear into opponents.: Van der Poel, Alcala, Rooks, Theunisse. The four of them were there at the front of the peloton, at their posts. At the foot of the Poggio, (now in his words for a good while) “i was placed pretty-well, although not great. During the race, i had said to my friend, Sean Kelly: ‘I’m planning on taking off strong on the Poggio. If i fail, i’ll take you to the sprint.’ Since ’83 or ’84, i had formed an old relationship of trust and understanding with the irishman, a loyal man who never counted his efforts for debts of honor. We liked each other a lot and we stifled all-comers with our common efforts. So, on the first few hundred meters of the Poggio, Kelly came up to where i was and said to me:
‘You have to go, Laurent!’ I hadn’t asked anything of him, but this irishman decidedly showed his honor at all times... I didn’t reflect on it, i just immediately followed him. And fortunately. I had hardly come back to the front of the peloton when PDM engaged. Full force. With bad intent. Kelly had saved the day for me.
"For about 3 kms everyone suffered beaucoup. I waited patiently. Not knowing too well if an opportunity would present itself. Suddenly, i didn’t feel any more pain in my legs: as if i’d had just mounted the bike minutes before. In those kinds of moments, i never lost my nerve. I waited, calmly. The pace was very fast, so much so that, when we came to the place where the profile showed some higher percentage gradients and where i had planned to make my final blow, i started to doubt whether i’d be able to place my attack. The window was very limited, not much more than 150 meters. But when it came to the most delicate part of the Poggio, Theunisse, who was leading the grand train, started to weaken a little, very slightly. It was undoubtedly imperceptible on the television, but it was plenty sufficient for me.
"Again i didn’t reflect on it. I took the gap that was offered me between a stone wall and the dutchman, i stood on the pedals, and put all my weight of all my years of rage and sacrifice. I waited impatiently for this moment and i felt that it had to be a massive attack. Kelly, there on my wheel, made the play and caused the break... I was in the 53x15. I was thus under the persuasion that i was alone but to my surprise there i saw the young Maurizio Fondriest. I asked myself how he managed to get there, this guy. But i had no fear of him, not for a second. ...”
Fignon goes on to say they had the race won when they came to the last kilometer. And that we found that Fondriest would be faster than Fignon later in his career, but at this point he was still young. At 300 meters, Fignon knew himself perfectly and felt almost unbeatable head to head. He launched his sprint from very far and at about 100 meters from the line Fondriest cracked.
One last direct quote translation to finish up:
“My god. It was done... I don’t remember anything. But witnesses have told me that i cried out with joy. A cry that came from down through the ages. A cry almost savage, according to some. Gallopin was right. First of all to convince me. Then to believe. When we know a racer like Moreno Argentin never won this race ... it’s incredible.”
Well i should probably sum up and all, but damn i’m tired. I will say though, that this did seem to get him back on track. His near Giro-Tour double with the 8 second loss to Lemond and his damned aerobars followed the next year. Imagine missing one Giro-Tour double due to race organizers castrating the main climb, and another to a technical innovation. Anyway all the best to Laurent Fignon in his battle with cancer.
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I do love the French cycling phrases
“mon physique puisse s’exprimer vraiment” Ha!
That was a fun read, thanks.
+1
I was planning on writing the same comment
the only thing missing from this timely and fun post was a picture of the 60cm tape worm
Moo
ok correction,
the 60 cm was just from memory so i decided to actually look it up – 2 meters long! And uh, well, funny his story of how he discovered it …. Ok, i guess i’ll tell it. Was just after a sad performance in a time trial that he couldn’t understand (his lack of form). Later he went to the toilet and was horrified to find something underneath him – long and soft. His first thought was he was ejecting his intestines or something. He called someone (Dominique Garde – i don’t know who it is) to have a look, and it just cracked him up – it’s just a tapeworm!!
Another error – this actually occurred after his MSR victory – same year, 1988.
yeah i had to include that in french as well
The book is well worth the read, by the way, for those who can read french. No idea if there is or will be an english version.
actually fairly easy these days, between Amazon, chapitre, gallimardmontreal. There’s actually a very good German bookstore out your way, can’t remember name though.
I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it
by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions
hehe love those, 2nd one is awesome! Well 3rd one is good too. I just looked, I’m thinking of New Mastodon in L.A., I’ve ordered stuff from there, very knowledgeable folks, one of those booksellers for whom it’s a true métier (or at least it seems to me).
I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it
by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
come to think of it New Mastodon is a pretty awesome name too, makes me want to say wtf???
And Dude(n) is fantastic, PdC needs to open a German bookshop by that name NOW
…and here’s the dumbest review of anything I’ve ever seen!
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by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
in honour of Ted's inspired suggestion:

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it
by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions
Yes, true
But the shipping is still spendy. Abebooks is cool for French language also – sometimes it means getting stuff from Canada, which means less shipping. Yay!
I confess, I haven’t really found a good Italian source.
Gavia you need to found Sankt Bärbel Radbücher! ;)
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by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
i have the same problem buying books in english
very easy to do, but pricey due to shipping – as if books didn’t already cost enough
Just brilliant
That was a wonderful read. Thanks for the translation.
Things like that make this site so utterly fabulous.
Golly,I am quite excited about M-SR now.
by Runitout on Mar 19, 2010 9:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
What a great bedtime story, gnite!
Thanks yeehoo
"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton
great read
can’t wait for tomorrow. hope the live streams are “solid”, steady and clear.
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
"between a stone wall and the dutchman"
Is it too late to rename my VDS team?
Jens Voigt doesn’t know where you live, but he knows exactly where you will die.
All nice and well
Unless the Dutchman is Theo Bos…
Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.
HAHAHA!
that little joke got my Sunday off to a great start, thanks!
I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it
by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeehoo
Ride’em cowboy.
Nicely done.
“During the race, i had said to my friend, Sean Kelly: ‘I’m planning on taking off strong on the Poggio. If i fail, i’ll take you to the sprint.’ Since ’83 or ’84, i had formed an old relationship of trust and understanding with the irishman, a loyal man who never counted his efforts for debts of honor.”
“Full force. With bad intent. Kelly had saved the day for me.”
“I was thus under the persuasion that i was alone but to my surprise there i saw the young Maurizio Fondriest. I asked myself how he managed to get there, this guy. But i had no fear of him, not for a second. …"
Laurent Fignon, one of my all time favourites. A true hero of bike racing with incredible bad luck. The last great French rider.
Thanks for doing this post, Yeehoo.
My best wishes are with Laurent for his battle to win his present race. We all need to lead out a la Sean Kelly on this one.
P.S. “i’m writin poultry here – who’d a thunk it?” Yup. Brought a lump to my throat. Thanks.
Thanks Yeehoo. This is a really interesting read.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
well done sir. great read
"well...you live in england so: you love the rain. loves the queen. hates cycling. based on mr bean had a tremendous amount of humour. all ride in a mini cooper. all getting drunk before the age of 12. getting drunk at least 3 times a day."- frinking, 7/9/09
excellent
now where’s the rest of it?…get back to work ;)
thanks
ha ha!
We drove over to san remo yesterday in time to catch the finish. Man did those guys look exhausted!
Now that is just needless showing off..
I’m starting to want your life for a little while..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
yeah, well,
here’s what we saw of the race …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl-QW2klFgk
haha! (it was fun, though)
Well that took up a lot of time... I especially love how you captured the atmosphere ;)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
That was terrific, thanks for the summary
It makes me wish two things – that I could read and speak french, and that I could take Fignon out for a beer. I bet he could tell stories for hours, and I’d be hanging on every word.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
he does the analysis for french tv
on the tour de france now – or at least he did last year, hopefully he will be back this year. Anyway a real pleasure to listen to. Hopefully the book will get published in english one day.
That was fantastic.
Not just the story, obviously, but the way you tell it – your enthusiasm really comes out in each word. Il s’exprime vraiment, ha!
Didn’t know that stuff with Kelly, that’s super interesting.
I love this whole “exhaust yourself 3 days before the race” stuff, guess that’s not how they do it anymore? I learned in Paul Fournel’s Besoin de vélo (highly recommended if you haven’t read it yet) that the French expression for hitting the wall, bonking, etc., is “meeting the man with the hammer.” Great expression, and in the book he recounts a story about Fignon doing just that: apparently one year, 3 days before the world championship, Fignon went out for a 6-hour training ride in the mountains with nothing but a bottle of water and a banana. Writes Fournel: “He was going to meet the man with the hammer.”
Thanks so much for the great read!
I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it
In my state of enthusiasm I went on Paul Fournel’s website, and found a passage that I just have to cut and paste here. I clicked on the “cycling” section of the site, where Fournel explains that he has 4 bikes, and describes said bikes. And then we find this little addition:
Breaking news : Un nouveau vélo anglais vient d’entrer dans la troupe. Un magnifique Condor Moda en titane qui tourne comme une horloge. J’ai passé plus de deux heures dans la boutique à me faire mesurer et positionner sur un vélo multiforme. De la belle ouvrage. L’autre dimanche matin, alors que je roulais en imperméable dans Richmond park, parmi les cerfs et les biches, un cycliste british s’est porté à ma hauteur, a jeté un coup d’oeil connaisseur sur ma bécane et a conclu : “It’s a beautiful piece of machinery that you have here, sir.”
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by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions
that's awesome
love that expression, wonder what it is in other languages
“der Mann mit dem Hammer treffen” or maybe “kennenlernen”? first one sounds better maybe.
Damn some version of this – maybe the Dutch one, in honour of the coming hegemony – needs to be the new PdC slogan! “Podium café, going out to de man met de maner tegenkomen” ;)
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by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
"der Hungerast kriegen"
which literally means ‘to get the hunger branch’. But the internet claims that “asten” is colloquial for “to struggle, toil” or more directly “to lug, to schlep”, so the “ast” must be in that sense. In any case, not quite as graphic as meeting the man with the hammer.
cool!
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by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Always interesting to see when things are put the same in different languages
and when it’s completely different. Still chuckling at “mon physique puisse s’exprimer vraiment”.
Ah, but
at least in Dutch its meaning is broader than hungerknock. Hitting the wall more like it. “Suddenly it’s over.” KABOOM!
Huh.
I would say that hitting the wall, bonking, and Hungerast are all synonymous. Worth noting maybe that the original meaning of bonk is “to hit”, which maybe implies the same idea as the man with the hammer, just with less connotation of direct violence. :) I’m not that familiar with the term hunger knock, having first read it pretty recently, so I can’t speak to the nuances of that one. Is there a separate term in Dutch that indicates less dramatic fatigue/emptiness then?
(Ha @ “KABOOM!”, btw.)
man w/ hammer = general term, hunger knock (hongerklop) = specifically because of eating too little/too late.
Just got back from a training ride and
not only did I meet the man with the hammer – he beat the shit out of me.
Totally cross-eyed for the last 15 minutes of the ride. 3 bagels slathered with PB and Nutella later and I’m just starting to feel somewhat normal (for me anyway). What an appropriate thread I picked to read.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
hehe that’s awesome. You were riding in the spirit of Fignon!
I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it
by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions
My spectacles really slowed me down
And the anchor I threw out didn’t help.
"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."
man could I go on . . .
should have been racing today (yesterday was just butt-nasty—and ended with me riding a flat rear wheel in the last 5 miles in 45f degree rain. I wasn’t motivated to go do a time trial later with the Norther kicking in, so, along with another team-mate, we packed the cars and drove home.)
So, to atone, did a long ride with intervals today into a nice steady 25 mph northwest wind (with gusts to 35) on the 808s.
Allan and Coggan recommend stopping at a store to get some caffeine in the last hour on rides like these. Which I did. And at this store today was the old coot with a motorized Schwinn varsity I’ve tried to chase a couple of times: I figure he’s got about a half-horsepower, because I can keep the gap steady at 300-330w. He asked if I wanted to race—I should have gotten him to pace me . . . But he was only going up to the strip club along the interstate (wheww, do I feel sorry for the employees).
Anyway, all of that is preface to: I didn’t bonk, thanks to redneck energy food: Backroads bakery fried pie and Dublin Dr. Pepper.
so..."klop" noch einmal ("den honger klopt")? ;)
Anyways sounds like both expressions might also exist in German, check this out, “wenn der Mann mit dem Hammer kommt” – the article’s about running (the guy with the hammer comes at km 30 apparently), but I’m guessing it’s also used in cycling?
Not to be confused with Stahlhammer’s “Der Mann mit dem Koks.” I swear, you can’t make this stuff up!
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by plinytheelder on Mar 21, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh, interesting!
I’d never heard that in German. After reading that, I will amend. “wenn der Mann mit dem Hammer kommt” = hitting the wall, “der Hungerast kriegen” = bonking.
Wikipedia backs up my gut instinct that
Mann mit dem Hammer is more used in running, and Hungerast more in cycling which is partly why I’d translate them that way.
Yep, 20 miles in marathons is when the hurt box opens up
(or so they all say). It seems like a consistent figure.
I wonder what it is about human physiology that gives rise to that?
in Australian
bonk = something completely different.
If you can do it while riding a bicycle, it’s no wonder you’ve been weaving on the road with a strange expression on your face.
means the same
in american and i suppose english english as well. In fact it caused a bit of confusion here once when someone stated he liked to “bonk” his cat. Unnh, …… your cat? A cat? A sheep, a cow, or a pumpkin we all can understand, (<——————- just kidding!!!!!!!) but a cat? Anyway he meant he wouldn’t feed it for days. Whew.
I suppose that is like hitting the wall vs. bonking
But I always think of them as being fundamentally the same thing.
That makes sense to me
Hunger knocks are not the only reason to feel like death warmed up.
Sometimes the road is just too bloody long and steep, or the wind won’t flag, or you just feel terrible. And the man with the hammer pays a visit. You can eat all you like, can have eaten all you like, but he won’t stop until you do.
I always thought it was in English, too
It was used in Krabbé’s The Rider, I recall, but I’m sure that was not the first time I’ve heard it. It’s (deservedly) so widely read that I wouldn’t be surprised if it entered English through others having read it, though.
thanks for the compliment
and the recommendation to fournel. Looks like something i’d definitely enjoy.
Fignon mentions his big regrets were not winning Paris-Roubaix, LBL and the worlds.
Great stuff, count me in on the thanks.
Stuff like this and Vlaanderen’s post on Verbeeck are one of the coolest things about this site, I think. A good few people who can tell a story, and each with their own style. NBC should be trawling PdC for writers for their Olympic human interest pieces. They’d be much improved if they involved things like intentionally bonking right before a big race, dirty great tapeworms, and the phrase “beaucoup du problèms”.

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