Preview: The Not Jens! Invite (Criterium International)
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven
...and you know the rest of that song.
I just felt that I needed to say something about the Jens! Invite turning into, of all things, a bike race, sans Jens! In other news this bike race is no longer in the Ardennes but in Corsica, presumably to see if the island could serve in the future for a Grand Depart for the Tour de France. Honestly I don't see why Corsica wouldn't be okay; maybe someone in the comments could explain it to me.
But wait! Those two things (no Jens! and riding on an island) not the only things that are different. For instance there is this which Phil H noted in a fan post a week ago:
Yes! A real mountain! And the first real mountain top finish of the year! Yeah, we had Mende climb and that was cool, but everyone was freezing their butts off and besides that was a little short at three km to call it a real mountain top finish.
But her at the Not Jens! Invite we got this Col de l'Ospedale, 14.2 km of moderate steepness to end the 1st stage, a stage that has four other climbs, two of which are 10 km each.
Plus there is the hugely hyped matchup of two of the biggest names in cycling, meeting for the first time this year. I am talking of course of Alberto Contador and Cadel Evans.
Ha ha! Yes, Lance will be there too, but since I am writing this I get to choose the two riders who I am most looking forward to seeing.
More on the jump.
Bert and Cadel. This is a good first matchup for them and its good that the mountain stage comes before the TT so neither will be defending on the road and both should be trying to get as much separation from the other before that time trial on Sunday. We'll get to see them really dig into each other.
What's that you say? There's another racer I am deliberately omitting and in that omission you read that I think he's pants? Okay, you got me. But I think Sammy Sanchez will be ready to dish and if Cadel and Bert are looking at each other like Boonen and Fabian in Belgium there's plenty of room for Samu to ride away with the victory and defend in the time trial.
This isn't just a three person race. In fact there are other dark horse riders here: Mick Rogers for one, who is bringing quite a nice bunch of Columbia riders: Monfort, and P. Velits, and both TT specialists, Grabsch and Rabon. Speaking of Rabon it will be interesting to see how well he hangs on stage one since he did hang with the goats at Murcia and took the title. In a year where there's ben a handful of young upstarts, Rabon might be making a statement that he's more than just a chronoman. Keep an eye on him with me.
Then you got Lovkvist and Gerrans of Sky and you are now thinking that this race has a nice group of climbers, any of whom have the chops to defend at the time trial if they can slip away the day before. Yep stage one will be tasty. Oh yes! There's also Vino and we'll see how he defines the word "support" as in the sentence, "Vino supported Bert by attacking on the final climb to bring the pack back together and erase the gap Bert had opened up." He he.
And that's about it, other than Lance is riding too and Versus will be playing that angle hard as is their right. What? I hadn't mentioned Lance before? Oops! But I guess you already knew that. Can he hang on Saturday? Will his form be, "better than ever," as we heard a lot of in the winter or will it be, "not the best," as we've heard lately, post-Murcia? Or will the mountain stage not be hard enough to separate the men from the goats?
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To sum up, you got your basic Jens! Invite but:
- No Jens!
- Not in the Ardennes
- In Corsica
- Mountain stage really has mountains and is first on Saturday
- Sunday has a short sprinter stage in the morning and the TT in the afternoon.
- A bunch of good climby guys will be here: those not in Catalunya.
Oh and for those who get Versus and who have a priority on the cobbles races: Versus will be airing an hour and a half on both Saturday and Sunday starting at 11:30, Pacific so you can watch a decent amount of the opening stage without losing out on E3. (There wil be live coverage of this race too over the intertubes).
And now, over to Chris and Majope with mucho cobbles writing today...
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Crit is being carried live by some French channels
for those of you like me who would rather see a mountain battle over a warm-up cobbles race. Plus the stage should finish at least have an hour before E3. Should be a fun battle, with this race being so short and only 8 km of TT to change GC rankings after day 1 there should be a battle royal. It being so short means these GT focused guys can give it their all, steephill posted a link to some photos of Bert doing reconnaissance in Corsica so he is ready to kick ass. Of course Bert has never seen an incline he isn’t ready for, I can’t wait for Saturday!
Proud member of Thuggetz nation.
Likely posting something like
“vamos Bert” or “suck it Lance”. Yeah I shall check in. Also crit stage 1 should finish between 15.27 and 16.00 while E3 between 16.34 and 17.00.
Proud member of Thuggetz nation.
yep, france 2 coverage starts saturday at 14.50 ..... and yes, i've been looking, so far to no avail...
eurosport picks up coverage 15.00
sunday coverage:
france 3 starts at 15.20
eurosport at 15.15
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
Cafe!!!
I’ll take the crumbs. Better than nothing
Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.
It's not just a song you know
It’s taken almost verbatim from an ecclesiastical text.
O/T, I know.
Really looking forward to the mountain top finish.
yes, yes, we know
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
The greater challenge I suspect is knowing where the song came from...
It’s called ‘Spot the Baby Boomers’..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
what's so challenging about that... the byrds, 1965
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
But that was not the first recording, although for Baby Boomers it is the best known.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
pete seeger, 1962
i love google
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
Pete Seeger is the man! I cried when he perfprmed at Obama's inauguration concert.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Arthur Vichot is racing... this is news for the seven of us who have him.
Allez Arthur!
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
We prefer 'different'..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Corsica
maybe the Tour can go completely overboard and run a 350km stage ending in the suburbs south of Brussels. Then it can move to Corsica and putter around til the conclusion.
"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen
by Chris Fontecchio on Mar 26, 2010 4:26 AM EDT reply actions
Look out for the Napoleon Memorial Tour in 2021
Starting on Corsica. 2 stages in Egypt, 2 stages in Russia, 2 Stages on Elba, a stage finish in Waterloo and a finishing 23km TT on the island of St Helena.
too bad he never went to Sweden...
oh wait, you guys got your royals from him….
there must be one stage in Stockholm!
Taking credit for the swedish monarchy
Is like boasting about VDS points for a Gasparotto stagewin in the Tour of Poland.
though should it happen, someone will
"I was just trying to keep warm" - Ian Stannard on finishing third in KBK
Not sure I follow you there
More like boasting about VDS points for Ricco in Coppi e Bartali
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Mar 26, 2010 6:49 AM EDT up reply actions
What? the Napoleonic army was full of ex (& not so ex) dopers?
couldn’t have been paying attention at that point.
"I was just trying to keep warm" - Ian Stannard on finishing third in KBK
Though one could say that Silvia's visits to the clinic in Brazil are doping
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Mar 26, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions
so....the queen is brazilian
then we own sweden?!
Look at the good side Jens. Now you have 5 World Cups of football (yes, I insist, the one played with the feet)
"Racing bikes is for the kids, the rest of us just want to feel like kids on our bikes" - Flying Dog
Sort of
The father is German and the mother Brazilian. They lived in Brazil until 1938 when they moved to Germany (because it was so great there back then), and after the war they moved to Brazil again (because it was all the rage among some Germans at the time).
Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.
by TheFigurehead on Mar 27, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions
You can not have a Napoleon Memorial Tour
without visiting the great city of Leipzig. How great is it? I was born there, nuff’ said.
Proud member of Thuggetz nation.
Startlist found here
Some outsiders:
Horner!, Frank, Moncoutie, Vaugrenarrd, could be too long, Uran, Samsan, Oroz(?) very strong in T-A, Hoogerland, form?
Soler is starting too. i don't expect he'll win, but I'm glad he's back.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Hoogerland
Will fly. He’ll have to to give Vacansoleil a chance for a tour invite.
Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.
conversation at our house went something kinda like this...
*Kirsten: The Criterium International’s coming up.
*Me: You ready for Jens! to win it again this year?
*Kirsten: He’s doing another race and isn’t riding the Criterium.
*Me: So? Why should that stop him?
The field looks weaker compared to other years
No Schleck brothers. No Cunego. No Valverde or Basso. :(
Ask him about the Giro dammit!!!!!
So on Velonews we see the downside of the supposed Contador-Armstrong “rivalry.” The Accountant gets asked questions, all about Lance and nothing about the Giro rumor/speculation. Argh. Yeah I see it comes from Agence France Presse.



















