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Laurens ten Dam Live ChatWelcome to our live chat with Laurens ten Dam!

Come on in, make yourselves at home. Laurens will be here on the site for one hour from 1:00 to 2:00 PST to answer your questions. He will try to answer as many questions as possible during that time. Please don't be sad, if he can't get to yours. The man can only type so fast. Chris and I will intervene to slow the question stream, but do try to wait, if there are questions starting to pile up. If Laurens does not get to your question, remember that you can find him @laurenstendam.

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ant1st!

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions  

pipped at the line

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

i thought 1st

was limited to race threads. (gh type excuse) next time.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Mar 5, 2010 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm here!

I can’t get the almond butter jar open. Boo!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

wait a minute

you have to ask your man to do this! You know with his big stwong arms and all. You wanna put ’im out of work or what?

by yeehoo on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

oh, well for future reference.

forget all you know about hot water. Guess i was replying to gav in a seahorse sort of way (a bit unfair as seahorse seems to be totally cured – still, it all started with her). this is o/t, i’ll shut up now

by yeehoo on Mar 5, 2010 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

turn it upside down and bang the lid on the floor or a hard surface a few times...

or, invest in one of those jar openers that look like scissors and can open many different size jars….

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Or always keep one spare lid handy

so you don’t have to worry about shoving a skewer through the occasional jar top

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

one or two of these are great to keep around the premises...

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

will it also help with the bottom bracket?

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Mar 5, 2010 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

you never know, it might

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

english threaded only

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Albertina, let’s not forget – let’s not forget, Dude – that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the PdC – that aint legal either.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

What races are you aiming to win this year

rather than just saying afterwards “We all feel good when x wins”

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 3:51 PM EST reply actions  

Dudes.. There's cycling here..

Bowling party is at allbowlingresultsinastrike.com

by Frinking on Mar 5, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

speak for yourself ;-)

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

you haven't so far

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm here!

Or were you guys waiting for another Dutchman? Really, if you’ve seen one you’ve seen them all…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 3:56 PM EST reply actions  

I thought if you

ain’t Dutch you ain’t much?

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

good one

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

True

We’re just all great people. Pretty boring if you think about it…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Err

It’s Dutch but it ain’t much…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I've won one in my lifetime

I’m still gloating about it so no need to enter new ones.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Not from that race

So that makes it two cycling career highlights. I’m a blessed man.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Joepie

ok, that’s all I know, and I hope it means what I think it means.

by Katiek on Mar 5, 2010 4:01 PM EST reply actions  

You have a function with auto-Lebowski quotes?

That comes with premium membership?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

well, someone has to run the diners....

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Mos def.

Try some babi pangang next.

by tedvdw on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Laurens! Laurens! LAURENS!

just trying to make him feel at home.

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

maybe we need a new thread and start over again

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:03 PM EST reply actions  

Or maybe we should have banned 76% of the PdC regulars

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Bah!

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

I was just greeting you in a language that you understand.

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

hi all

gosh i’ve never been up so early on a sat!

by rbjhan on Mar 5, 2010 4:04 PM EST reply actions  

Uh oh

Real trouble brewing…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.. Oh... Sorry guys.. The plane has 30 minutes arrival..

Stay in your seatbelt.. There isn’t any service in the mean time!

by Frinking on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

i want my money back

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST reply actions  

call c.tv

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Mar 5, 2010 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

wait. They have a phone number?

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Welcome!!!!

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay! welcome!

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

sweet

thanks for doing Laurens.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

Questions folks?

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

Giro or Tour

where do you get to have more fun??

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget to Rec Laurens guys

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

are you ready for the 2010 season?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

I have a question

How cool was it to go up the mountain with the top guys last year in the Giro?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:07 PM EST reply actions  

mountainS that is

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

And hungry for more?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

QUESTION: how has twitter changed the way you relate to fans?

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

I love the part about removing the media, feels like we get to know the riders real personalities

Thanks!

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

question

riders always say that whatever equipment their current sponsors provide them is the best equipment , and won’t say anything positive about any other brands, so my question is:

what is the crappiest bike brand you’ve been forced to ride?

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:09 PM EST reply actions  

he is well trained

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

smart man

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

smart man

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Bram Tankink?

is he really so, erm, eccentric as people say? There’s a wonderful clip of him somewhere on You Tube where he’s chatting to a couple of spectators and suddenly someone says to him “I hate to interrupt, but everyone else left a couple of minutes ago.”

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

And on the same lines

Is there any truth to the story about Oscar Freire getting lost and forgetting even which hotel he was staying in?

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, ma'am

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Should we rec you too?

;-)

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Uhu

Hey Frink.. psst!

by TomRey on Mar 5, 2010 4:12 PM EST reply actions  

Here come the Dutch mercenaries

This site will be PodiumCafe.nl in no time now…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

We have hills

About 200 m high. Nobody has ever seen the top. We get dizzy around those altitudes.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You say that

like is would be a bad thing…

Vlaanderens Mooiste

by Koppenberg on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

gedoemd, you mean

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Theunisse!

Is he an inspiration to Dutch riders who wonder if they can adapt to the high mountains?

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Question:

What music do you warm up to?

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 4:13 PM EST reply actions  

nice!

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

question:

how does your hip feel?

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:15 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm, I need to get more DVDs....

I only really have cobbled classics and I’ve seen them too many times!

by Albertina on Mar 5, 2010 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Question

In his book “Kronieken” Karsten Kroon called you the laziest person he knew outside races (even lazier than himself). Do you take that as a compliment? ;-)

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

whe call him Frinkster here.

or frinkles

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

and frinky

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

And the brain

That would be me right? Right?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Frinky and Lopex the Brain

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The Dutch mob?

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

we heart the dutch mob.

except when frinky goes all lebowski on us. ha!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

threaten to

chop off his chonsson.

Vlaanderens Mooiste

by Koppenberg on Mar 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I recommended this post.

by tedvdw on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we can be

Pinky and the 2 brains!

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Frinky and the 2 Brains

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Tonight we take over the world!

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Question: Who is your favorite Dutch rider active in the 70's?

Zoetemelk, Kneteman, other?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Perfect plan

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

here in the states we call them Recreational Vehicles (RVs)...

mobile homes are what you park in a plot like a house… single wide, double wide, etc

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

also known as tornado bait

and by tornado i don’t mean boonen, that would be 16 year olds, or coke.

there goes my behaving.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

QUESTION: where did you get that very American van & how long have you owned it?

"Awesome! is more about what gets fans excited than what’s harder to do." - Chris...

by ZoeRochelle on Mar 5, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions  

The Dude abides

And that’s comforting

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

don't break your arm

patting yourself on the back :)

"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

by jsallee00 on Mar 5, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Who'll keep Frinking quiet?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I pick you

He lives in Utrecht, I think. By the river.

by Jimbo... on Mar 5, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Ted lives closer

I live all the way downstream. I can dispose of floating remains though…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i like your style man,

playing the pdc’ers against each other like this.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Mar 5, 2010 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Question

being the only two pros to have joined us here at the podium cafe, who do you think would win in a sprint, you or Ted King of cervelo? how about a hill climb?

don’t worry, we won’t tell him what you said ;-)

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Question:

What do you think about the Giro starting in the USA in 2012?

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 4:28 PM EST reply actions  

Question: What race is cooler

Tour de Rijke or Hel van het Mergelland?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

say what?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Go read your VDS race schedule...

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

I would like to know.

by tedvdw on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris is so going to hear about this answer...

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Important

and do you support white Bib shorts?

Moo

by Willj on Mar 5, 2010 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Follow up:

who has a better sense of style, you or Ted King?

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

as you can tell

i’m trying to start a rivalry.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

yessss

we’ll let that slide ;-)

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

The King of Style's latest ruling...

“To therefore answer your basic question what color socks should I wear, I issue the bold statement wear white shoes.”

Full article here

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I felt so vindicated

I was all worried I’d made an egregious error after Seahorse told me I should be rocking the red shoes ;)

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

uh oh, i think he has seahorse disease

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

And I thought

that he was just being diplomatic

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Biggest talent we have in Holland?

Gesink, Mollema, Boom, Langeveld, Hoogerland?
And what is the biggest talent going to win?
I didn’t miss anyone did I..
I mean we have Kreder, van Winden en Kruijwijk but too early to say..

by Frinking on Mar 5, 2010 4:31 PM EST reply actions  

And keep you up in races and results?

Do you know par example who Le Samyn know? Because you rest a lot.. So I think you have time to keep p.. But dunno..

by Frinking on Mar 5, 2010 4:32 PM EST reply actions  

I hope he is having fun

I am for sure!

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

Laurens is doing great!

Moo

by Willj on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed.

Pause on the questions, please!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 4:35 PM EST reply actions  

Intermission entertainment

Here.

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

No No No No

half time entertainment has to be Frans Bauer

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I think this is more to the theme

Ding-a-dong

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Vaughters told me to

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly

Probably related

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Questions from the Drewd

What is your avg. output for 60 seconds and 5 minutes, if you are willing to share that info?
How old were you when you got into organized riding? Was it on a local team or school team?

by Jimbo... on Mar 5, 2010 4:36 PM EST reply actions  

you just had to go and spoil it, didn't ya?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Mar 5, 2010 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Everyone knows black socks subtract at least 50 watts.

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I just wrote Jimbo into my life insurance policy.

"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."

by Drew... on Mar 5, 2010 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

And as a follow up to 4' @490w

Good god. Thanks Laurens for being so up front with your information, much appreciated.

"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."

by Drew... on Mar 5, 2010 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Um

can I suggest financial incentives that don’t rely on your death?

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

This is how much I care about the Cafe

Do you see what happens. Chris?

"Woof, woof, woof! That's my other dog imitation."

by Drew... on Mar 6, 2010 7:34 AM EST up reply actions  

A picture while Laurens catches his breath...

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 5, 2010 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

If you convince Rabo to send a squad to the Philadelphia Int'l Cycling Championship

you could finish by running up and down the same stairs as Rocky.

C’mon, you know you want to.

by Sui Juris on Mar 5, 2010 4:40 PM EST reply actions  

Yes, it was called the US Pro

And there was a documentary on it. Great vibe there. Big party!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Question: Why are you here tonight?

a) You like to reach out to your fans
b) You try to broaden your international fanbase
c) You like meeting crazy but friendly people on the internet
d) All of the above

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

lol

crazy but friendly people, ha!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

So honest...

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have to ask...

"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

by jsallee00 on Mar 5, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

In the crazy borders genius kind of way

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Question

Who is the best person to ride behind when out training or in a team TT because they seem to punch the biggest hole in the wind for you?

by andrewp on Mar 5, 2010 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

Have a look on Google Street View!

It’s a great time waster reading all the road markings on there ;-)

by Albertina on Mar 5, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

I’ve been doing that a lot lately.

by rbjhan on Mar 5, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

but then

following races to 3am is not much better!

by rbjhan on Mar 5, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i hate daylight saving.

and then they made it 6 months long!

by rbjhan on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

It is actually easier

than trying to follow them at work though.

Just harder on the circadian rhythm.

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I know what you mean

It does become an endurance thing. I just mean that it’s easier to actually watch at such ungodly hours.

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

yes but if they can finish at 10pm

wouldn’t that be like, best thing in the world?!

i know i know…..

by rbjhan on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I think a better solution

Would be to become a professional spectator, paid to watch races. No reporting or commentating, just spectating. With expenses for beer, frites and whatnot.

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I've always assumed that you bike your way around the Alps

And paint your own name on the road.

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Q: Rabo made some strict rules,

how do you feel about that? Do they really fine you if you break a rule?

by Bruce Suomi on Mar 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Rabo Development Team

How big an impact has this had on Dutch Cycling, in your opinion?

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 4:45 PM EST reply actions  

Good question

Please don’t answer it too politically correct…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

wait, you weren’t asking me

by Jimbo... on Mar 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Beware

This question is the origin of at least 7 wars.

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

And what's your favorite? (not you, Jimbo)

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 5, 2010 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

disappointing anwser

the correct answer is Belgium ;)))

Moo

by Willj on Mar 5, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong

They have beer, we have pilsener. Dutch pilsener is world-class.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll need

to investigate again ;)

Moo

by Willj on Mar 5, 2010 5:04 PM EST up reply actions  

OK Last Few Questions

Laurens is still catching up. While he does, let’s just take a couple more items. And let’s try subjects other than cycling!

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 4:48 PM EST reply actions  

+1

I’ve just come in from work & am trying to catch up myself. & I know (well, like to think I know) how this thing’s meant to work… ;-)

by civetta on Mar 5, 2010 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

(sorry, didn’t mean to be rude to you, just that, you know, politics? Bof.)

by tedvdw on Mar 5, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Laurens!

Best of luck this season. I will try to say hello in person at the Tour of California.

by Jimbo... on Mar 5, 2010 4:53 PM EST reply actions  

Bring chalk.

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 5, 2010 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Question: Did you have a good time tonight?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:54 PM EST reply actions  

me for example

(don’t worry I can be blocked)

Moo

by Willj on Mar 5, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Question:

What other Rabo rider do you think would be brave enough to do this?

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 4:56 PM EST reply actions  

lol

He strikes me as a little shy for this kind of thing :-)

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

Just supply him with a large supply of Lebowski quotes to copy and paste into the chat and he’ll be fine

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Now that would be funny. Menchov-Lebowski mash-up is way too funny!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

wow that would be hilarious

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

haha!

briljant!

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

I think we might scare Kai…but Koos maybe?

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

how's his English?

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Ohh would love

to have Lars! Koos has very good English. Not sure about Kai, but I would bet good.

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Question:

Were you ever overtaken on the road by Frinking?

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 4:58 PM EST reply actions  

Does Frinking have a driver's license?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

hehe nice

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Have you ever done cyclocross?

And did you like it? No wait, that was a stupid question, of COURSE you liked it!!

by tedvdw on Mar 5, 2010 5:02 PM EST reply actions  

thanks for joining us today Laurens

we all appreciate you taking time out of your day to answer our questions.
you now have at least one new fan on this side of the ocean.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Mar 5, 2010 5:07 PM EST reply actions  

HAHAHA

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Waar gaat dit over?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe I should just go rent that movie someday

This place would probably make a lot more sense. The thing is, I like it so much without sense…

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Lebowski again.

ignore…

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You've been Frinked

It happened to all of us around here sometime

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oooh, noes!

And he’s been so good.

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

So you reckon

pink bits of paper are scarier than blue ones?

by Monty. on Mar 5, 2010 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Cool!

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you!

Good luck for the season!

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you, this is really nice of you

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Many Thanks

Best of Luck this season

"Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."

by jsallee00 on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck this season!

Go rake in those points! You know, because you’re on my VDS team.

by tedvdw on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

congrats

you have won a bunch of new fans

Moo

by Willj on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Right.

Repriced in next year’s VDS, for sure.

by Sui Juris on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Do I hear 35?

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks...

Hope your training and racing goes well

by Vlaanderen90 on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Supertof dat je hier was!

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

“Supertof,” great looking word, I think I’ll make that my new nickname!

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks, great stuff

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

We hope

you come back strong this spring, and soon too! Best of luck.

"The only pain I got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is." Edvald Boasson Hagen

by Chris... on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Awesome!

This was super fun! Thank you so much for coming Laurens!

Best of luck with all the racing. We’ll have to chalk the roads for you here in Cali!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

Yes,

thanks Laurens…you were fantastic! Appreciate your time!

by cyclingdiva on Mar 5, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions  

I got like 8th in a sprint in some club ride last October

Do you guys want me to do a live chat next week?

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Sure

Where do we sign up.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I vote Lopex.. Because.. Serious...

He has more CQ points… Or do you need to score VDS points to get a live thread for your own now?

by Frinking on Mar 5, 2010 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

We're doing a live chat with Frinkster next week

After that we will need a chat vacation. Next year?

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Mar 5, 2010 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

sure, by that time

I’ll probably have a 6th or 7th under my belt

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

Everyone should be in a live chat at some point.

Gerrie Kneteman: If a football player falls he shouts for his mother, if a cyclist falls he yells for his bike.

by Lopex on Mar 5, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you.

Here’s hoping you mend well and mend quickly.

by andrewp on Mar 5, 2010 5:16 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks also to those involved in organising these.

A lot of fun.

Especially appreciate the consideration of our timezone Gav.

Best week ever. Got Belgium sorted, won a new bike and gained a new niece all in the space of 3 days.

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions  

No probs!

We’ll try to do them in your zone when we can. It really depends on the riders. So really, thank Laurens for staying up late :-)

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

yah but thanks also to podium cafe people for setting it up

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

(i.e. you)

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Laurens!

For the whole deal really, but especially for staying up late so that I didn’t have to get up too early :)

"To therefore answer your basic question what color socks should I wear, I issue the bold statement wear white shoes." - King of Style

by omnevelnihil on Mar 5, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks to Ted

for his assist in connecting with Rabobank!

by gavia on Mar 5, 2010 5:23 PM EST reply actions  

Thanks, Ted!

It's fun to beat Cancellara--Edvald Boasson Hagen

by majope on Mar 5, 2010 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

yah thanks Ted

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Mar 5, 2010 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

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