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Race Alert! Giro del Trentino

Italy_mediumOh look, it's a bike race! It's in Italy, Trentino to be exact. There will be mountains. And, it starts tomorrow, which is Tuesday. (Yes, it's still Monday on my planet.)

The official site is conveniently in Italian. Well, I did say it was a stage race in Italy, didn't I? But don't be sad. You really don't need to know Italian to read a race website. You just need to know a few magic words. Most important? Tappe. This magic word takes you to the stage list. There are maps, what the Italians call planimetria. And also, stage profiles, which the Italians call altimetria. So easy, this learning Italian. You can also become a fan of the Giro del Trentino on Facebook. The Italians call this... Facebook.

The Giro del Trentino is short and sweet with only four stages. But it includes two mountain top finishes at San Martino di Castozza and the steep Alpe di Pampeago. The Alpe di Pampeago, which reaches a maximum gradient of 16%, provides the grand finale for the race. The third stage has a flat finish, but the riders must climb the Passo Rolle and a couple other odds and ends before they get there. Alessandro Petacchi is apparently riding this race for Lampre-Vini Farnese. I'm not quite sure why, honestly. This, my friends, is a race for the climbers. The Italians call them scalatores.

Guess who's racing the Giro del Trentino? That's right, Riccardo Riccò will be riding this week's race. No? That doesn't get you excited? Okay, me neither. What does get me excited is that Gilberto Simoni will ride the Giro del Trentino in preparation for his final Giro d'Italia. Simoni recently signed with Lampre to race for the team through the end of this year's Giro. It's the end of a lengthy career for Simoni. Certainly, we will have to send him off with suitable celebrations at the end of next month. But not yet. First, there is bike racing.

Names you should know in this race, in addition to Simoni and Riccò: Ivan Basso (does not have a dog), Franco Pellizotti (has big hair), Alexandre Vinokourov (who?), Paolo Tiralongo (climby dude, used to race for Lampre, looks like Cunego, only different), Stefano Garzelli (yes, he raced with Pantani), José Rujano (the third best climber in the world), Damiano Caruso (neo-pro, brilliant as an U23), Michael Rasmussen (for reals?), and Emmanuele Sella. Have a look at the whole list, if you like.

Tomorrow, the race starts with a 12.5 kilometer time trial. The course runs between Riva del Garda and Torbola sul Garda. It is remarkable for its flatness.

On the awesomeness scale, I'd give this race around a 8.0. (Recall that the awesomeness scale goes to 11.) An entertaining cast of characters will take the start. Also, the course is difficult. That was an understatement, by the way, it's more like stupid hard. Last, but maybe more importantly, this race has the scenery going on. Honestly, they could run a tricycle race for six year olds through Trentino and it would be worth tracking down the photos or finding some viddy. Mountainous and vineyard bedecked, Trentino is beautiful country.

Steephill has some more infos in English, and I expect will have photos daily. So roll on by there, and have a look-see.

Update! Alexandre Vinokourov won the opening crono and rides tomorrow as race leader. Stefano Garzelli finished second at 15 seconds, while Matteo Mataguti finished third at 18. Want more results? Head over to the official site for today's stage results.

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the official one?

eh, start lists are always wrong. press release from the team says he’s racing.

by Jen See on Apr 19, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

gibo & ivan in the same race, yeah!

someone pls get him on twitter asap.

by rbjhan on Apr 19, 2010 11:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I am interested in Vino.

What;s his form and stuff. Is he someone to take seriously at the Giro? Questions I have.

by ursula on Apr 19, 2010 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe to hunt for a stage.
I doubt much more.

by Ryan_Liles on Apr 20, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are probably right.

Gotta be careful in building up that form and that advanced age. Maybe we’ll see more at LBL.

by ursula on Apr 20, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he’s smart, he’s gonna’ to do some damage at the Vuelta.
Maybe hold his form until Lombardia.

That would make for a good team plan.

by Ryan_Liles on Apr 20, 2010 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ricco gonna be there? Luv that guy!

plus he’s been winning like mad, hasn’t he?

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Apr 20, 2010 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Il Pollo Rasmussen will not be there

he has come down with kissing disease.

by Jens on Apr 20, 2010 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Poor guy

But kudos to him for getting someone to actually kiss that. Rasmussen… not that attractive.Almost scary looking.

by Douglas Ansel on Apr 20, 2010 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only one I could find of his wife

(I know you were hoping for something else)

by tedvdw on Apr 20, 2010 5:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

frinking...he's using it on me... it's O'Grady related ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 7:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whaaaat? No...

Surely not. I mean, Frinking can’t possibly just shun the entire nation, can he? I thought that he understood about Stuey… that for Aussie cycling fans, he occupies the same spot that the Captain of the Baggy Greens does for cricket fans (ranked somewhere in between God and the Prime Minister).

Hey Frinking!? You’re not shunning Seahorse, are you?

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 7:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

He may have just added you to the list...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no he hasn't.

He wouldn’t add me to any ‘shunning list’ (right, Frinking?). Frinking and I are brothers in arms, fighting the good fight for you-know-who. Besides, he’d miss arguing with me and putting shit on me ;-)

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 8:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well good luck with that

because I would have said much the same ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

God...no...please...

Not again :-(.

Frinking?! Where are you, dude? Could you clear this one up, please? Are we being shunned here – yes or no? (you can go back to shunning us after you reply, if need be)

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

name that wasn't mentioned that you should know: Pryzemslaw Niemic...

He will mostly likely podium if not have a great shot at winning here since his team Miche can’t start the GT’s. He climbs like a bat outta hell and can TT decently.

Tommeke!, Tommeke!, Tommeke!, Tommeke!

by Vlaanderen90 on Apr 20, 2010 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

*Niemiec, which means 'German' in Polish no less xD

He’s a decent pick having placed 2nd and 3rd lately in Settimana Lombarda and Coppi e Bartali + he enjoyed some success in the last edition of the race. I’ll be rooting for him.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 6:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just checked the start list - some more Polish flavour

Basso as a defending champion, meaning there’s Szmyd to bring the pain on climbs. Also Huzarski who has a small winning streak as of late and would be my hope for stage 3 win. Less excited for Polish Mróz Active Jet Team which seems there mostly to net some mileage and experience and does not deploy any outstanding climbers. Rutkiewicz is there but I’m not sure about his form. Grzdylu might be much better informed in that regard.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 6:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

scheduled coverage on rai sport piu

tuesday, 20 april, 15.45-16.15
wednesday, 21 april, 00.00-00.30 (early thursday am)
thursday, 22 april, 18.25-18.55
friday, 23 april, 18.20-18.50

http://www.rai.it/dl/portale/GuidaProgrammi.html

video here, http://www.worldlivetv.org/
select channel on the left, requires windows media player

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 3:37 AM EDT reply actions  

sometimes the channel's streaming. sometimes it's not.

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 3:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much. but, per usual, rai sport piu's schedule is subject to change

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

basso! jennifer grey! (vds is looking at you kids)

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 3:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Fun fun fun! Please can the feed work today? Please?

And please can The Big Haired One do something? He so needs to justify his cost.

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 4:40 AM EDT reply actions  

Since Iast saw the startlist

more names from Androni Giocattoli are on it, like Scarponi, Serpa, Jackson Rodriguez. Pozzovivo apparently also riding for. It’s almost like the Giro dress rehearsal, but missing Evans and Marzio Bruseghin (maybe others).

by Triki on Apr 20, 2010 5:47 AM EDT reply actions  

My money's on Ricco for the overall. He's sufficiently bloody-minded.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 5:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would imagine those without a Giro invite will really want this race.

Like Ricco, Rujano, Niemiec. In this sort of a field especially.

by Triki on Apr 20, 2010 6:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ISD was saying something along the lines that there will be no deal

and they will not release him before May 3 which is the last date where teams can make changes so they can get a rider into the Giro team.
Rujano’s agent is still saying it 90% there and they will be out of the contract and into Footon.

I don’t think it will happen though but one possible idea is that he could transfer to Footon for the Vuelta.

Tommeke!, Tommeke!, Tommeke!, Tommeke!

by Vlaanderen90 on Apr 20, 2010 7:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

There aren't likely to be any changes to the team selection now, are there?

I thought Lampre might get pulled when that investigation was revealed, but if it hasn’t happened yet, and they’re bringing Cunego, Petacchi and Simoni, so they’ll be fine.

by Triki on Apr 20, 2010 7:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

You seem to have the time ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 7:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh... and BEAM at people!

Every time you mention being on the enquiry desk, I have such an amusing mental image…

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 8:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

For the record, I do not have glasses perched on the end of my nose.

I do not wear a grey cardigan. I do not wear my hair in a bun. But yes, my beaming skills are second to none.

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

And if you were a good librarian would it matter if you did?

We’d love you anyway ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hugging you back...

I was originally trained as a librarian… but in my case, I realised as much as I loved books and research, I loved teaching more :)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

And much much later I also trained as a copy editor

and still I came back to teaching. I just can’t help it…

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing better than lessons in race relations from a middle class white American lawyer

… it might even be funny if on a thread that is 90% American if I had the right of reply. There’s racism in Australia… it is still a problem. i keep acknowledging it, but I’m tired of you pointinig it out. Look in your own backyard or maybe just say nothing. But you’ve visited Oz… so you’re the expert.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

This was a spellchecker error, no?

No reflection on race relations in Australia I don’t think!

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, someone screwed up

Staring at the swim team gets you killed by a gang of dancing ninja men who know how to twirl.

by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you Albertina.

    In the comments directly below there was a nurse who said something like , the patient can have no red meat, but fish and children are OK. Just a mistake.

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Apr 20, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everything else has been...

and it didn’t entirely open. My apologies to Sui if I misinterpreted, but had it been the first time I’ve done race relations with Sui I wouldn’t have made the mistake. Am I upset? Yes…. it’s about a history of comments in this vein. Do I have a sense of humour? Apparently not.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

say

spectacular troll. The Seahorse, she is so over-the-top defensive I thought it was a joke. But apparently not, so I’ll just cut bait on this one now. Probably.

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

And perhaps past experience should have told you

that I don’t get your humour about Australia… but I don’t want to be a troll and i’m embarrassed that I went with my emotions instead of sucking it up.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

so I shouldn't

suggest that we sit down and make up over a good literary analysis of this book?

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can always talk about books... nicely...

i’m sorry Sui… when we talk about that book, maybe you’ll see I’m not a troll…and that i have a sense of humour. The only trolls ever named and shamed here: billdozer and me.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

Sigh. Let me be completely clear here:

1) I was saying that my posting that link to you was a “spectacular troll” on my part. I was not calling you a troll.

2) I’m sorry that I completely misjudged your sense of humour on the issue. There’s a genuine defensiveness there that I apparently did not get, so while the occasional needle was all in fun to me, it was not to you, and I’m sorry about that.

3) don’t any of you other twits think you’re ever going to get an apology like this out of me.

4) Shut the fuck up, Donny.

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm more of a twat than a twit

at least according to my friends/teachers throughout the years. antwat has a nice ring to it. i assume your apology’s in the mail.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

Right along with my praise for Atlanta’s cycling-friendly nature.

Check your mail frequently!

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

holding my breath ;)

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you... and you know I'm sorry too I hope...

I live back on the coast now, but I spent 20 years working with Aboriginal communities, so I’m oversensitive and I let that get the better of me.
On the other, I normally (I think) have no issues about the obvious jokes about Oz. i think I’ve been disappointed that knowing you’ve been here, you have little good to say about it…and i wish it had been a better experience for you.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can't begin to recall

what I might have said that implied I had anything less than a brilliant time in Oz (well, Townsville was kind of a shithole, but I don’t think I’m alone in that opinion). I quite enjoyed Sydney (even my solo Day After City2Surf run), chilled with the Blue Mountains vistas in front of me, got in some excellent MTB riding near Manly, reclaimed a bit of youth on Maggie Island, recovered in splendorous solitude on Mission Beach, stumbled onto a cassowary at Etty Bay, and took in QLD from a long long drive on the Bruce Highway to Cairns. It is amongst my most personally satisfying trips ever.

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Townsville and its rednecks looms large in my mind...

although I have every sympathy…
I’m pleased you know about our history, including the shameful bits, but because when you’re joking about Oz, it’s usually about those things, it feels unequal. I’ve also visited the States and loved it, but also like you, my knowledge of its history is quite extensive… and yet I don’t think I would feel that joking to you here about the things that appall me would be appropriate. I have no doubt that in a pub we’d agree on nearly everything, especially politics.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I live

in a place that just proclaimed Confederate History Month, celebrating the bravery of Confederate troops, and oops, forgot about the whole slavery thing. About all I can do is laugh.

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I'm at Aboriginal funerals

on the other hand, I can’t laugh. So I should stop now, because i sound like a sanctimonious prig.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

sui you had a good time in Australia?

How’d you deal with the overwhelming racism?

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Apr 20, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

it was tough.

Really really tough. Luckily I was able to find someone to dress me up in blackface (strange someone still knows how to do this, right?), and I survived.

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now that's a beautiful word :)

I think I had a ‘Lizzie’ moment

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

U lost your tail?

Don’t worry, it will grow back…

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're waiting for the movie aren't you?

if you’re going that (disgraceful) path, use the BBC series ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just trying to make a lizard joke..

Already seen the movie. I keep picturing Donald Sutherlands side burns when I read the book, arguably a bad thing..

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Think of his voice... he could read me a phone book

That said, I got your lizard joke and if you’re going to do celluloid, then it has to be BBC. But the book is better than either ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

"It has to be - BBC"

Are you their slogan consultant by any chance?

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never...

I’m a ‘bonnet tragic’ – and BBc do the best period dramas by far and P and P with Colin Firth is at the top of the tree :)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

You name it, I've seen it...

‘Bonnet tragic’, I tell you. Perhaps we could convert Holden?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hm..

This is a convertible. I am not remotely similiar.

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're not silver?

I love the backdrop ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

A gorilla with a heart of gold?

Hmmm

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I've posted it already downthread

… but you guys clearly need it up here, as well…

Everybody pause for a minute and take a look at this, please. Caption contest, anyone?

And then maybe you can all tell me what the weather was like there today…

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.. this is why I miss you..

I’m going to get a hanky…

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

dancing with the stars audition rejects?

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's making me hungry

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what's making me hungry

Italian calling cycling stages ‘tappas’.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

tappe

but never mind :-)

"I was just trying to keep warm" - Ian Stannard on finishing third in KBK

by civetta on Apr 20, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

More information please...

Perhaps we could have a thread for the worst podium prize..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll say! I wonder what happens to the more bizarre prizes..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

what a bunch of crap

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

yummy

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously

looks awesome. don’t know how he’ll get it home, but i’d have no complaints on that one.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to try a red banana..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've predicted he'll win...

perhaps with enough red bananas that won’t happen?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got the mangoes and the bananas. What are the red things?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

worst?

that’s the best i’ve ever seen.

by yeehoo on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Funniest perhaps... what happened to the poor little fella?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

And if Millar won a pig behading it would be easy...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or vampire beheading.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was what set me on that path...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd like a full throated 'Scots wa he' with that..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd go for one of the great clan mottoes, like

“Sons of the hounds, come here and get meat!”

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don't tell me it's the Campbells..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Camerons, I think.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's okay then...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it ain't ;-)

"I was just trying to keep warm" - Ian Stannard on finishing third in KBK

by civetta on Apr 20, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favourrite is

“Touch not. the Cat without a glove”

'When playing a game, the goal is to win, but it is the goal that is important, not the winning' - Dr. Reiner Knizia

by bought with blood on Apr 20, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, definitely, yes

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caption competition

my entry “And what the **** am I supposed to do with this?”

by addict on Apr 20, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

apparently he already slashed his own crotch in two.

by tedvdw on Apr 20, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried not to overthink what happened 'there'

But each time I scroll down that picture I ask myself repeatedly. A fickle thing. Cycling shorts, that is.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sacrificing a pig is one way to ensure the favor of the cycling gods.

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by majope on Apr 20, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet is BBox holding the pig...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

BBox has 9 wins this season so far.

Unfortunately, they only started with a dozen pigs.

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by majope on Apr 20, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear... and Tommy's in my team...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this not it?

Surely it’ll do, anyway… I’m here, you’re here, Seahorse is in the vicinity… pull up a chair, get comfy. Read any good books lately? Any home renovation projects on the go?

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 7:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are definitely in holiday mode :)

So have you read any good books ltely? I’d ask runitout or omne, but they’re not here… nd holden, like you only puts in guest appearances… I did want umwolverine to get the blue hand basin though :(

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very strange... I think the 'a' is going on my keyboard...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe if the bathroom was a little larger...

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by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew that would be your call to arms :)

I want a book night until there’s news fro Trentino… can anyone indulge me? Where’s yeehoo?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

News from Trentino?

I’ve spent one night in Trento. It was hot as hell. And not in a good way.

But maybe you asked for some other news ;)

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

But what is hot for a Swede?

Aside from Hemingway, what other American authors do you like? (We’re not doing weather ’til we have to).

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Above 30, at least

Steinbeck, Roth and Didion. But beside what I read for work and my main interests, it’s not more than handful novels each year. And then it’s mostly easily digested murder mysteries.

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have :)

Most of them, I believe.

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

So are we talking a norwegian author?

My favourite crime writer is Reginald Hill, but I’m not particularly discriminating…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks! I'll definitely track down some titles.

Do you have a favourite?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Holdenmate

Just reserved at the library. Long waiting lists however.

by fancan on Apr 20, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are so receptive. I love the way you listen to what we all say about books...

I would have loved teaching you ….

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Steig Larsson

We just read his first two waiting for the third to arrive. We
really enjoyed them.

by fancan on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've read them all...

but I must admit I liked the first one best…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't say I liked any of them

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet you read all three...

I gave up masochism ;)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

OK, it wasn't that bad

And I wanted to know how it ended. But I read them kind of late, and had high expectations since his books were/are all the rage here in Sweden.

Masochism is more suited for when I finished a Camilla Läckberg book (don’t think you want to know who she is).

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I don't... but I'm sure I have equivelants...

Far From the Madding Crowd at 13 put me off Hardy for years… I still haven’t entirely recovered.

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't read the last two

Looks like I will have to find a Norwegian version of Hodejegerne, and the latest will be released in Sweden next month.

Arne Dahl (real name Jan Arnald) is the best Swedish crime writer.

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't laugh please... but is he a descendant of Roald?

Okay, you can laugh…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, his real name isn't Dahl :)

He used a pseudonym, since he’s also a critic at the largest morning paper and used his real name for other kinds of books.

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hodejegerne is an entertaining little book.

As u know it’s not about Harry Hole, but a very immoral headhunter :)
Have you read Snømannen? I’m currently reading his latest (Panserhjerte which for some mysterious reason is called The leopard in some places. Jo is up to old and new tricks :)

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've read most of the Nesbö's

except the one that takes place in Australia, by strange coincidence. 3x as good as Stieg Larsson.

by Jens on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

:) The Australia book is the first one in the series.

In my opinion the first two books are not up to par with the rest. The others have more twists and turns and are arguably better written. I concur when it comes to Larsson, though he was by no means a bad writer.

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay... I'm even more intrigued..

Did either of you feel that larsson’s third in the trilogy didn’t match the first?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

And really, that says it all...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

First one had a mystery plot and was excellent

the other two are below average (and predictable) action-novels. Nesbö is always well plotted and with good twists. + Well written.

by Jens on Apr 20, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Save even more time and avoid the movies as well

they suck a tremendous amount of ass. At least the TV version.

by Jens on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Read! You know you want to...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

You understand that the teacher in me is tearing her hair out now..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me you know the answer to that...

I’m sure you do. I’m obviously having a bad night…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.. I love mysteries, not so great on action/thrillers..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Snömannen was the second book of his that I read

And the one that really got me hooked.

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

My beach reading is almost inevitably murder mysteries...

They’re entertaining and they don’t mind sand…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you like Scandanavian crime

then in addition to Jo Nesbo I also suggest Asa Larsson’s books. Set in northern Sweden, female protagonist. Good stuff.

by Krtek on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks... I love adding to my list of must reads..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm about to start reading

The Climb Up to Hell by Jack Olsen…

Oh… and I discovered today that one of my workmates follows Spanish soccer, too… of course, by a cruel twist of fate, he just has to be a Barça fan, sigh.

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would a warm bowl of milk keep you here?

I’m worried Lou is going to tell me about another gruesome book…. The Climb Up to Hell. I’ll have nightmares…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

It might. :)

Add an injection of a strong sedative every two hours and you have the possibility of docility.

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 8:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

No way then... a docile Holden would be no fun, although I'm sure you have a lovely purr ;)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes... it's the light, I love the light...

but perhaps it’s also the cumulative effect of a job, where you must like everyone. I learned a long time ago that seeing the positives in people brought a lot more satisfaction than ‘bahing’ at the world.

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not even close...

Inglorious Basterds or Remains of the Day… not that I hate films that construct teachers as heroic ;)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! IB or RotD.. They are not exactly similar, are they..

But that was possibly the point :D JFTR: I like them both.

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

No.. I like lots of things...

Kazuo Ishiguro is one of my favourite authors, and normally I hate the violence in Tarrantino, but there are always exceptions. So what are your favourites?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha! I've actually read one of his books.

Never let me go. Interesting and quite different to the books I normally read.

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. I don't normally like Dystopian fiction

but this was good. remains of the day though is better,

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

i caught the flick

I very rarely read the book after seeing the movie version. For curricular reasons I am currently making an exception for Jane Austen…

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jane Austen... my long time friend...

but i must admit teaching her novels to boys has never been a really fun thing to do…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

So far (10 pages into P & P)..

it is tolerable as long as I keep looking for irony and mockery..

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I may not have been an expert on Keats, but P and P is another story

…and Zoerochelle and majope are also huge fans…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

That could come in handy.

Any thoughts on the literary style of that book?

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yes I do... but that may really blow up the thread...

And in what sense? ‘Style’ is huge in a po-mo world..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

They have failed to define it.

Maybe I will have to do that for myself. Distinctive and special are adjectives they attribute to the style of the book. And they want me to tell them why…

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

We can do that easily :)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Listen you two..this is so not fair... ganging up on the old person. Not on...

Where’s the respect?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's right!... yikes, that's at 4:45am for me

No way do I get up before 5am for that.

I’ll be cheering on Inter Milan in my sleep :-)

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just not THAT much of a masochist, yeah? ;-)

(Actually, I doubt I’d be watching that game if it were being broadcast right this minute on free-to-air TV here.)

I’ll learn the outcome sometime tomorrow morning, after breakfast and coffee… and several deep breaths…

BTW – it’s ‘soccer’, not ‘football’ – the ball is the wrong shape, and they don’t use their hands ;-). This is ‘football’.

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fine...oh, you mean Holden?

This disappearing ‘a’ means I might have to buy an iPad

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had to go back to put in the recalcitrant vowel...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I have a certain fondness for you and Lou...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

She is definitely one... my favourite really

Larrikin personified… and she always makes me smile. She also has balls. Who else here would be the queen of the Vino fan club?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh vino..

What can I say? Hm.. Nothing. :)

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it's not a live thread,

and Lou, Frinky and i have heard it all before. We’re impervious and you know we’re unlikely to be pissed off… unless you diss Kazakhstan ;)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am merely joking. :)

I feel no inclination at all to beat that old carpet. And how could I diss Kazakhstan, the home of the great Vladimir Smirnov? :)

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was joking too, but here would have been relatively benign...

Perhaps it’s Lou and me who are the recalcitrants…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am often right... if only everyone would realise it :(

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

My father's name is Allen... Al

and in our family, that’s his song. He’s 81, but his first big gig was Simon and Garfunkel :)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool.

More Al music to honor your father.

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha... he has a real soft spot for singer/songwriters

but this may be a bridge too far :)

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Got that bit... he would too

but electronics never says ‘music’ to me…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't even think of it... it's a laptop, so the keys sit flush..

Amazingly I’m sure, I do have the tools.

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

You haven't gone yet have you?

It’s been long time since we exploded a thread…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

No no, still here. Wilting a bit, but still here :-)

Re the laptop… I’m pretty sure that it’s the same principle – a snap-on fitting (anyone…?). Maybe depress a nearby key, prise the culprit up a bit, and have a good squint with the aid of a torch first…

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

A daytime project...so I can rush it to the doctor's if it needs resuscitating...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

VDS trivia... Holden and Frinking occupy the same ranking at the moment...

Will Trentino prove decisive? Frinking has Vino…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 8:31 AM EDT reply actions  

I've waited a long time to comment..

Vino… What can I say? Hm.. Nothing :D
Similarly my VdS for Trentino is also a big nothing I fear… Bertagnolli maybe?

by Holdenmate on Apr 20, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have Smyzd... and that may be all, but you know me,

I’ll be cheering for Vino. This race could also be called ‘The Redemption Tour’..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interest level in the race isn't high...

or perhaps it’s that this has turned into a book thread?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even umwolverine hasn't shown an interest... it's grim.

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You people are absolutely butchering those Polish names today. Starting to think its a ploy

Even Albertina who you’d expect to have some schooling in spelling those consonant laden names.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I copied someone...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tell us... show us. How else can we learn?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you make me spell those cross-riding brothers last name

I am going to kill myself. Theo Bos, that’s a good name. Bo Bos would be even better.

by Jens on Apr 20, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet you googled it, didn't you? xD

I might give you a lecture on pronounciation and an introduction to Polish antroponomastics(now that’s a difficult word) with regards to riders in peloton when Tour of Poland cloes in.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vanthourenhout ;)

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no. How embarrassing.

I never can remember the differences between their names and Vantornhout…aaargh!

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a good try...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

'Never mind'... sys the sympathetic teacher...

‘Eventually you’ll get it’. (Imagine nails in palms of clenched fists and tight, yet sympathetic smile).

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

But for Sm... d, can someone please write it correctly here please?

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got the Schmidt part... it's not much of a stretch,

but thanks for the spelling.

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's taken a number of body blows for the opposition....

and he’s alarmingly polite to me about Klodi… on the other hand, he my own a leopard skin stole…

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

This may be where she pretends to be asleep..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

But not as hilarious as this.

That photo has had me in tears laughing… literally… twice. It’s the facial expressions that really make that picture for me, I think.

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my!

Don’t make me snort on the Enquiry Desk! Hahahaha

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarabande?

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by TheFigurehead on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more like

some kind of improvised ‘interpretative dance’.

God almightly, my diaphragm’s gonna start cramping soon. I actually think that maybe I should not look at that picture ever again… or perhaps just only when I’ve had a very bad day, or haven’t laughed in a while…

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of dicco

he’s got a new bike

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 9:01 AM EDT reply actions  

That is extremely unattractive.

I love those Bianchis but I’ll take one without the snake thanks.

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks! Imagine that, race related post.

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Apr 20, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now this is an intelligent use of 'bah'..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

And yet you still have nothing to say about the race...

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

pictures say 1,000 words.

  What could I possibly add?

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by flying dog on Apr 20, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well played..

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by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, after I spent Sunday afternoon following a race on Twitter

    And with some added pictures and videos, I almost think a race could be covered by a collection of people. It would be fun to have a group covering a race at different points along the route (nothing sexual there) with tweets, photos and even video. They should try that in California this year but I fear those Californians are too self absorbed.

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by flying dog on Apr 20, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

But there are perhaps enough people who are so enamoured

with new technologies that they’d love the challenge maybe?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm usually pretty good with sexual innuendos

but i don’t see it in this case.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seahorse tells me she likes a good rooting.

    I just had to make the remark after I used route in a reply to her. Actually she would need to explain exactly what it means, Aussie slang term and Americans “rooting” for the home team aren’t remotely related.

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Apr 20, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well i do rather... but I didn't think I would ever express it in quite that way...

Didn’t I say that our ‘rooting’ was more fun than yours? ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the clarification

it’s google time…

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't bother...'fuck(ing)' is an appropriate synonym ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what google said

my vocabulary has just gained a term.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

So now you see why we don't 'root' for teams...

I mean we wouldn’t want to be called ‘sluts’ ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it sure explains the cheerleader thing

professional team rooters.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is bad on so many levels...

and we should stop now. I’ve already managed to behave badly tonight…

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe we should take a different route.

Get your kicks – Route 66

Bicycling is the nearest approximation I know to the flight of birds. Louis J. Helle, Jr.

by flying dog on Apr 20, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, anyone know what's going on in Trentino?

I can’t find a ticker that’s operational at all, but that might be my ineptitude…

by Albertina on Apr 20, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I actually tried to check, but it's got me beat..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't ask me. My binoculars aren't up to the job, sorry

I was promised Vino… I was brought in here on false pretences. Lured in, if you will. Into this den of crazy persons. But yea, though I walk through the valley…

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Try the photostream at Steephill... lots of photos of Vino, but I have no idea how he raced.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

morning folks

And as usual I am clueless too.

Since this is a VDS Cat 6 race we only need the winner of each stage and, at the end, the top 5 on GC. is that too much to ask? I think not.

by ursula on Apr 20, 2010 10:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Good luck with that... and umwolverine isn't here..

you know how good she is at this.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

apologies all. i fell asleep. not that i could have provided any other info.

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

shocking, isn't it?

blame hubby. he gave me his cold. btwn the cold meds and the pain killers, i’ve had a hard time staying awake today.

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

just fine, thank you. amazing what muscles you use when taking a shower, when you haven't been able to stand in one for quite a while (like 1.5 years).

slowly getting back into the swing of things.

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

Hope I wasnt being rude… timing is well off on my posts today

by addict on Apr 20, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, not at all

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll always have each other

and paris

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by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's all we are to you isn't it?

Mindless intellience gathering drones to feed your endless apetite for VDS results.

Are we not human? Have we not emotions, dreams and aspirations?

by Jens on Apr 20, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

My ears are bleeding.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

1. Vino
2. Garzelli
3. Montaguti ?
 8. Ricco
13. Basso

by Grzdylu on Apr 20, 2010 10:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Simoni?

I hoping top 20, but I’m thinking somewhere 30-40.

by LawrenceS on Apr 20, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

VINO4EVAH!

(there, that made this whole thread worth it)

Now give me my points, Ursula.

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 10:54 AM EDT reply actions  

And where is Lou? She was waiting for this...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Got it!

VDS updated!

Vino’s in the house!

by ursula on Apr 20, 2010 10:59 AM EDT reply actions  

+i

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's the total lack of contrast between fore- and background

It makes the Katyusha rider grin at a black mount of curly hair. xD

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'd be very happy with that podium prize

pigs and fruit, who could want more? (ok, just about everyone)

by yeehoo on Apr 20, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I remember reading an interview in Polish press about Lampre's Marcin Sapa

Before his transfer to the Italian team he thought about ditching cycling for good in favour of fruit farming(he apparently has a big apple orchard outside of Poznan).

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Badger too

was happy to go back his farm or whatever in the country when he retired.

by yeehoo on Apr 20, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

what he said

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

no video, no ticker

307 308 comments. damn we’re good.

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by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 11:44 AM EDT reply actions  

And only 2 of them were mine.

Okay, 3 now. I was busy reading up on various forms of revenants. Want to know how to tell if there are vampires buried in your churchyard? You do? Okay, I’ll tell you:

First, find a boy who is judged to be too young to have lost his maidenhead [sic—I also love that this must be judged, because you know damned well you can’t trust him to tell the truth about it]. Set him naked on the back of a coal-black stone-horse [lovely term for stallion] who has not yet covered a mare, then lead the virgin pair around the churchyard. Any grave that the horse stops at and refuses to cross, no matter how hard you whip him, contains a vampire. Dig it up and behead it, and you should be fine.

Source: Augustin Calmet, Dissertations upon the apparitions of angels, dæmons, and ghosts, and concerning the vampires of Hungary, Bohemia, Moravia, and Silesia, 1759

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aren't there too many virgins in this story for you?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the boy is 18 or so, it'd make a great opening scene.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured that was your thrust ;)

So this will have to have been a very protected lad I’d say… the rector’s son?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude raised by wolves?

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

space travel!

he was born on a spaceship and just landed on earth

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But wouldn't all the alien probing nullify the whole virgin thing?

'When playing a game, the goal is to win, but it is the goal that is important, not the winning' - Dr. Reiner Knizia

by bought with blood on Apr 20, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is going way too far, but is more fun than work, so

isn’t the maidenhead more frontal? or does the term, when applied to a boy, take a more posterior meaning?

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Went off to check the OED

and it turns out that “hymen” is only the secondary meaning of “maidenhead,” which is defined as:

The state or condition of being a virgin, virginity (esp. of a young woman, occas. of a man). Also: the hymen (occas.: the vagina), esp. considered as the mark of a woman’s chastity.
The “head” part originally was a suffix that mean condition or quality, and was largely replaced by “hood” (as in falsehood, knighthood, and of course maidenhood).

What about “maiden”? Turns out that was also used in the masculine in the olden days, specifically for

A man without experience of sexual intercourse, esp. by reason of abstention.
So it all made a lot more sense back then than it does now.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks for the update.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

so awesome

Why did I know you would go check that? So good.

And yes, it does make sense that way.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see in OE it's mægden

same form as current Dutch maagd, which is still used for both men & women.

by tedvdw on Apr 20, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i <3 etymology.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

There you go, then.

We learn so much here. Is there anything cooler than language?

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

emilia fahlin, but language is a close second.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Chris

how’s your advertiser presentation coming along?

by Sui Juris on Apr 20, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to get a boy raised by wolves to sit quietly on the back of a horse

and not try to eat it.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not from what I've heard about nuns.

Possibly the rector’s son, or something like that. I’m actually researching for something very different, but will definitely file this away for future exploration.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you base your knowledge on nunsploitation films, perhaps

‘School of the Holy Beast’ is my favourite in the genre.

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

What so majope can't play with the sex-starved nun trope?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha!

They were good nuns ;-)

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he was young and gay ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Now we’re getting somewhere ;-)

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll have the plot drafted within the hour..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I recently copy edited a book where horses and virgins were part of the plot...

It was very very funny and very very bad… and I’ll faint if it ever makes it to print… but the horses could be a plot element I’m sure..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please don't... it probably explains why I'm teaching again..

Keeping a straight face while I was talking to the ‘author’ was tough though.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good to know.

but does that apply to southeastern US vampires? cause those are the ones that really bother me.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You might as well try it--can't hurt.

Let us know what happens.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

After years as a Buffy fan, I now understand that if they'd known this,

they would have been a lot less busy..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sunnydale.

Xander would have worked, early in the series.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep... and poor Willow was a little slow...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But yes, major fail on Giles's part.

Can’t believe he didn’t have a copy of that book handy.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pathetic really...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

I did not know that a boy could have a maidenhead.

Learn something new every day.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

that seemed weird to me too

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

I like that last bit. Dig it up, behead it, and all will be well. Simple, it is.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're NOT going to try this with your son i hope?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Try coming up with a coal-black virgin stallion at short notice.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE GREAT ONE was... GREAT! YES!

What did I say? Who’s the man, then? No, really… who called it? Lou did. That’s right.

Y’all can join me here, as I bask in my awesomeness. And the Awesomeness of The Great One. In Vino Veritas indeed.

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Scuse me... can you rake up my prediction earlier tonight? I was very specific :)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't appear to be basking there, Seahorse

Nevermind, I am perfectly happy to bask in my awesomeness with or without company, LOL.

Your prediction.. ‘Ricco for the overall’…?

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm basking! I'm stoked in fact..

I told you Vino would win the TT, but yes, my money’s on Ricco for the overall… Dis you get the stole out and do a turn around the loungeroom?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAAAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s party time!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! (w/heavy southern american drawl)

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent! It really is exciting, although I realise perhaps not for everyone ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And just incidentally...

… who the fuck are you people?

This has to be one of the most bizarre ‘live’ threads that I’ve seen. I mean, it was a bit strange before I stepped out there… you all just Went Critical when I left the room…

by Lou... on Apr 20, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"in vino veritas"

golden!

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmm.....

Judging from the “highlights” you provided re: the start list, I cant help but wonder if this is the cast of a Cycling Celebrity Rehab benefit race rather than a legitimate UCI race. I count 8 out of 11 names there as formerly convicted offenders. I would celebrate a Vino victory in grand style btw.

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

The Redemption Song Handicap... forget Giro del Trentino ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Apr 20, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok - I clicked on that

And all i got was an advert for a pretty girl showering in a bikini (well, I’m sure she was advertising on behalf of someone, but what they hey) and the University of Liverpool (wtf?)

by addict on Apr 20, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

all i got was a cycling website

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you did?

wow. all i got was the giro del trentino site.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scroll down just a bit for the chick in the bikini.

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

much better, thanks.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

full screen, very nice.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, failure to scroll

There she is. Hmm, not all that, really.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's no gav

but she’ll do for a tuesday race/whateverthehellthisis thread.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tuesdays are rough that way.

We can only hope for better days ahead.

by Jen See on Apr 20, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

not cute enough for you?

me either, but the podium girls two comments down made up for it

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a prude....

showering in a bikini??

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vino blasted everyone

Niemiec at +1’31 and behind such a TT specialist like Szmyd, what happened there? This doesn’t bode too well for his GC chances. Bah! -dare I say

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since I have no VDS interest

I’ll be rooting for(your heard me) Piet Rooijakkers based on kickass name and nerdy look. Wait and see him on those Hors Categorie climbs later in the week XD

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'll be rooting

(for) the two ladies.

horrible joke, i know, but at least i’m trying.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off subject and perhaps adolescent, but...

for some reason, every time I see “Chief Commissaire” here I get this friggin’ song in my head with the words “Chief Commissaire” substituting for “Der Kommissar” – it’s a tough one to get out of one’s head once it’s there too. A while back, I remember wondering where in the hell I’d heard that infectiously maddening hook that refused to vacate my internal mp3 player, now I know.

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, here's the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w4Xulsjo5I

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

now it’s stuck in all our heads.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

all kidding aside

falco is a badass. and that video proves it.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are joking, of course.

Conan! What is best in life?

If Cavendish was a diplomat, the third world war would have started a long time ago--Brian Holm

by majope on Apr 20, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec'd it

People need to watch it and realize the truth

by Toadie on Apr 20, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was an old "spitting image" song....

… with the words “I met the Loch Ness Monster and he looks like Fred Astaire, at the BBC in London he’s the chief commissionaire”

It was broadcast in about 1986 and I STILL can’t get the dang thing out of my head

by addict on Apr 20, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean

this song (warning – title very much from the eighties, wiki the guy named at the end and hopefully excuse it as timeous satire)

and reading the above – was reminded of spitting image’s arnie song (sorry!)

by andrewp on Apr 20, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I thought since we had managed to insult Spaniards, Australians and Aliens in the last week or so I would avoid the name and leave the poor Saffers alone… :)

Also, very different time…

by addict on Apr 21, 2010 2:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

it's got a good rhythm to climb to if you ever find yourself slightly overgeared on something sorta steepish

so…if that song is your is your cadence’s metronome, its time to downshift.

"Oooh God...if there IS one, save my soul...if I HAVE one." -Eugen Weber

by Koppenberg34 on Apr 20, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

rescheduled for rai sport piu for 20.25 -- or in about 20 mins

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 2:06 PM EDT reply actions  

results, minus ex dopers

from the inner ring blog

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 3:15 PM EDT reply actions  

what a funny sport we all love

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Apr 20, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

the video's up at world cycling channel

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=worldcyclingchannel2#g/u

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Apr 20, 2010 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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