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Le Tour 2010: A Whole New Ballgame

Le-tour_mediumThis week we have kicked off our Tour de France coverage for 2010. In fact, starting right now we will predict the podium, final time gaps, winners of every stage, and... Ok, wait, it's still June. Let's back up.

Today Gavia and I are here to warn you that for the next month or so the Podium Cafe won't look like it always does. 2010 may already be the year the PdC turned pro, but if you think we've been ramping it up before now, wait til you see what we have in store for the Tour. New stuff. And Organization. Don't worry, it won't bite. The deets...

First and foremost, the community. Every year at this time we welcome new visitors whose interest in cycling peaks in July. We have a long-standing tradition of warm welcomes here, so I look forward to another month of new potential recruits to the Truth (cycling is better than your soon-to-be-former favorite sport). Like last year, there will be lots of visitors not normally found here, thanks to a content-sharing arrangement we do with Yahoo! Sports. These visitors will bring varying levels of knowledge with them, from very high to newbies. It's a big world out there.

With this in mind, we're implementing some ideas to make the Podium Cafe a little more accessible to people who don't know Iban Mayo from Iban Mayoz and aren't inclined to take advice from a cartoon zombie goat. Sure, if you stick around the Cafe long enough it will all make sense (using loose definitions of "all" and "sense"). But people are busy, so we're going to make the presentation a little more... immediately sensible. 

  • Picture_3_mediumMost obvious to all will be how we present stages. Rather than having several pieces to it, our stage coverage will be found on the front page with a single post containing brief info regarding the course, pre-stage analysis and live threads. [Working title is "Daily Digest" so far. So sample image, right.] When we go live with the stage coverage (usually about an hour after the previous stage finishes), you'll see the Stage box appear with the information that's ready (previews) and links to the underlying pieces with longer descriptions. For example, Gavia's pre-stage analysis will start with a sentence or two in the stage box and a link to the whole piece. As other pieces to the stage presentation such as live threads or the post-stage post come into existence, a link will be created in the live stage box.
  • None of these stage posts will appear on the front page. From the front page you will find them by using the stage box links. However, we have a new section entitled "Tour de France" where you can see everything in the usual list-of-posts format, in case there's any confusion or you just like our usual info dump style better.
  • We also have a new sidebar box linking to our opening Tour Guide (a rundown of Tour-centered features) and to the Tour de France section front page.
  • I am working on a new recurring feature, which goes back to the above discussion, called Know Your Tour! For each stage, I will be writing a short post explaining some of the background information -- basics about how classifications work, and other rules, but also digging deeper into some of the less obvious things that make a grand tour what it is. Maybe a post on transfers or sprint positioning or peaking in the third week. The topics haven't been decided and I want to keep open the ability to change course and react to a topic as it arises. A lot of what I write in Know Your Tour! won't be news to hardcore fans, BUT! that doesn't mean you don't have a role. Neither I nor Gav is the keeper of the flame; that's a community thing, so as you see fit please correct or expound on the day's topic. Hopefully this will be a real service to budding fans who aren't getting everything they need from Phil and Paul.

Thanks as always for being patient as we constantly tinker with our format on the fly. And welcome to July! [Ignore your calendar.]

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Chris

I have an idea which I may want to try. A stage predictor game. New prediction for each stage, correct predictions get 5 points. At the end of the race the person with the most points wins. I don’t have a prize to hand out but maybe someone has something to give and if not it’s all for the fun of it anyway. What you think? What do other PdCers think?

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
Quitter's People United member # 42

by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Cool!

I can pitch in a set of PdC arm warmers.

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alrighty

just stage winner or top 3? Tough to predict top 3 but it could settle close scores.

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
Quitter's People United member # 42

by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love the armwarmers

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool photo by the way

I go thataway (shortly to be followed by trip to the pub, just out of shot on the left)

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

fanposts and fanshots still work as always?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

here's a suggestion: MOVE the Tour de France segment up to the top of the left side bar, above the Sections area. otherwise, it's "below the fold"

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

unfortunately

That’s as high as the site lay-out allows up to put it. The page elements above it are locked across the SBN network. We actually asked for a special features box as a future upgrade, for just this kind of thing. For now, that’s as high as it goes.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

should read: allows us to put it.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about a pinned banner at the top of the page before the 1st story?

btw, when you’re on the TDF Podium Cafe page, the fanposts do not show on the right side bar, just the fan shots

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

how unfortunate

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

our options are pretty limited in terms of what we can do to the lay-out of the site. sbn has the control over the plumbing. it is what it is.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Know Your Tour!"

Makes me think of that runaway regulatory hit, Know Your Customer!. Does the US Department of Commerce have useful advice for cycling fans? Well, here’s their primary Know Your Customer guidance:

1. Decide whether there are “red flags.”

2. If there are “red flags[,” investigate].

3. Do not self-blind.

4. Reevaluate all the information after the inquiry

5. Refrain from the transaction, disclose the information [… ] and wait.

Hmm, a format for Know Your Rider? :)

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah.

Who knew that Regulatory Attorney humour wouldn’t work around here?

Wait. I do transactions, too!

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mother warned me about self-blinding.

It’s so stupid I’m speechless--Fabian Cancellara, on claims that he rode a motorized bike in the classics

by majope on Jun 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might be better to use an ‘A3’ Document.

by Ryan_Liles on Jun 24, 2010 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Le Tour discussion must still include petrology...or is it geology?

Change confuses and frightens me. Where’s my glass of wine?

by Odette on Jun 23, 2010 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

so basically, for another site that i provide grand tour info, i can just direct them here... again

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought it made sense

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Change can be good, or it can be disastrous. I’ve left a good many GREAT sites because of what happened in the aftermath of their “success”.

Tread carefully, gang.

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 23, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Tactics is bike racing!" Aquila - The wild side of the sport. The editors.

by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unbeliever.

And you know what we do to unbelievers, right?

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha!

can a one-word post be post of the year?

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unlikely

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s here all week!

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm new here...

What is the Tour de France?

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me - Jens Voigt, Predator (1987)

by tenchu on Jun 23, 2010 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

blasphemer!

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't that be a bit painful for phil?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's a shit race

that Andre Greipel will never ride for Columbia-HTC

by R Mc on Jun 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

good one

shite race.!

"Tactics is bike racing!" Aquila - The wild side of the sport. The editors.

by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me...

IIRC, we’re all supposed to be friendly to the annual hordes who think there’s only 1 bike race a year and it’s all about that Texan guy. Time to work up the callouses for all the tongue-biting.

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 23, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got...

a ball-gag you can borrow.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me - Jens Voigt, Predator (1987)

by tenchu on Jun 23, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa this one’s pretty funny too

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't forget

billdozer was the uber-elpmo

and he was the most catastrophic ban in PdC history.

by R Mc on Jun 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was that story?

Didnt know he got banned… and why catastrophic?

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You do not want to read that thread

1000 comments I think. According to Billdozer, we are all Lance-lovers. And no, he didn’t put it in kind words like that. He was more of a ELMMGA, Everything Lance makes me go apoplectic.

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jun 24, 2010 6:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh crikey I remember

Wasnt there something about how he rose from the dead as well?

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 6:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Billdozer did? The spoofer. He got that trick from Lazarus. Throw a sickie for a few days, bit of man flu, then get up and claim you’ve come back from the dead. What boss is gonna ask for a sick note from that?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 24, 2010 7:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Careful now!

There’ll be no discrimination round here.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 24, 2010 7:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saducees as well then?

Also pontiffs, priests, preachers, presbyterians, and pontifex maxima…

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 8:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s only one kinda preacher that should be discussed hereabouts.

[sigh] Ahhhh, Garth Ennis. The coolest thing to come out of Norn Irn since Bushmills.[/sigh]

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 24, 2010 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't say

you have to be friendly. I just said that you have to appear friendly while subtly criticising their lack of knowledge.

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can do subtlety. Honest, I can.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Subtlety? Towards the Lance-centric crowd?


I’ll be the judge of that.

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Jun 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

[mumbles] bunch a fuckin muppets … three weeks of fuckin hell … ‘c’mon lance!’ c’mon me arse [/mumbles]

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So unsightly

yet so quaintly adorable, damn this ELPMO

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 24, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

And so sminer :)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like most bikeshop mechanics you meet.

And studies have shown, that people new to cycling hate bike shops for that very reason. I think it is better to always play nice. We want more people in the sport.

by profgubler on Jun 23, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

But mor people.. is more money.. is more fraude..

Look at the World Champion soccer! Who could have thought the USA proceeded to the next round?!

by Frinking on Jun 23, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We did!

That is Frinkilicious news!

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long

have you been out of your cave now? Has your wife noticed?

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm married!

Yippee!

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's that bike race that Lance Armstrong made famous

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

boonen made that famous.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 23, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ohh that's top podium worthy

"the rest was over 30. And that doesn't mean old and useless, but experienced and with the stamina"

Jens! Voigt, Crit Intl Interview, 2009

by CycleGirl on Jun 24, 2010 5:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard of him...

he’s the one who cured cancer singlehandedly, right?

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me - Jens Voigt, Predator (1987)

by tenchu on Jun 23, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

never heard of him

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 23, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

perhaps he uses an alias?

HWSNBN or perhaps Dark Helmet. or with a blurry live feed, i call this individual dark socks.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 23, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its no big deal

just a bike race…

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 23, 2010 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Editors, I was perusing another sbnation blog (shocking, I know.)

and noticed that they have a tab at the top for the World Cup. It sits to the right of what are the current tabs here:

Home | Fanposts | Fanshots | Archives | Schedule | Tour de France

Can we have a TDF Tab? Would resolve the placing of the info in the sidebar.

by ZoeRochelle on Jun 23, 2010 6:55 PM EDT reply actions  

yes. oh so informative.

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

actually, i looked around for a way to do that, but didn’t see it. ie, to put the giro di francia in the tabs there. not intuitively obvious, unfortunately.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa

I hadn’t tinkered with this. I’m on it.

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok

and when I figure it out, say hello to the Tour of Flanders tab!

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Christ.

Look what we’ve done now.

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah.

I just need another Jupiler or four.

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where I come from beers are counted in dozens...

well you may use 1/2 a dozen as unit. but no less than that

"Tactics is bike racing!" Aquila - The wild side of the sport. The editors.

by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

makes sense

in light of my experience with South American beers. In Central America, I use the local beers as a 1:1 water substitute.

by Sui Juris on Jun 25, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

they are quite light indeed

but I think it is appropriate for the weather that we have

BRASIL HEXA!!!

by perezbike on Jun 26, 2010 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

just to piss everyone off

you should make the TdF tab say “Ronde van Frankrijk”

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, no

Giro di Francia is the correct name, silly goose.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

the possibilities, the possibilities

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should go with the American name

the Tour de Lance.

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 23, 2010 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Lance the Tour?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

better. we have cultural problems with the pronunciation of 'de' 'da' 'la' le' and 'l'...'.

when i hear bobke say tour DAY france, i want to beat him senseless with the first steel frame i can find.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

We Irish (and tall ones too) have pronunciation problems with things like the. Th is a problem for us. Some Brits think nothing of ripping the piss by getting us to say ‘three thrushes thrilling in a thorn tree.’ Never understand what they find so funny about it but it seems to keep them amused.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 24, 2010 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

it doesnt take much to amuse us...

… but oddly, i NEVER try and wind up the Irish. Never know what may happen…

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 4:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bobke does that on purpose you know?

His little jab at the bike race people I think.

But you notice he pronounces riders names and everything else with perfection.

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Jun 24, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's stupid on purpose?

Good to know, he’s added to the ignore list.

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jun 24, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

What? No love for Bobke?

He cracks me up.

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Jun 24, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's past his 'sell-by' date for me,

but then, I eventually got tired of Foghorn Leghorn, for a while, too.

by R Mc on Jun 24, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

hehe

no thread is complete…

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's nothing Bob Roll hates more than non-americans, i guess

his bias is annoying, at least those british guys have cool accents and eccentric qualities, Bob Roll’s just a bitter little troll, IDEA! Bob Troll, its perfectly fitting, unless someone else already figured that one out.

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 24, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quote of the Day

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jun 24, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok . . . actually I sort of pity Bob Roll

because I keep hearing stories about him rolling around Durango looking like some unkempt, helmet-less caveman on a pimped-out Trek. That Bob Roll, apparently, remembers living in a tent in Switzerland, and speaks fluent Italian and knows what’s what.

But that Bob Roll doesn’t pay the bills.

The one that the Versus people clean up and slap into LL Bean button-downs and try to do something with that comb-over and who mouths inanities does.

by R Mc on Jun 24, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

great point.

the cyclist bob roll is the one i need to remember. the tv bob roll is [insert noun of choice].

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about "entertaining"?

or “amusing” or maybe even “innocuous”? You guys act like Bob goes on the teevee and eats kittens or advocates child slavery. Yes, the guy is a huge Lance booster, and gets paid for it, but so fucking what? And “he is a troll” and “he hates non-Americans” because he mispronounces the word “France” on purpose? What a crock of shit.

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 24, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody...

meet my polar bear Jimbo

Don’t feed him a crock full of shit, you hear?

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Jun 24, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut the fuck up, Sminer

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 24, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're Columbia button-downs.

Gotta get the sponsorship thing, no?

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 24, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Several years ago Bob Roll told the story on OLN

He and some team mates (was it Motorola?) were doing recon in the Alps prior to the TDF. Caught in a storm, the wet and freezing riders came upon a small cafe and took refuge. Apparently, their collective lack of fluency in the language – and perhaps their lack of citizenship – did not impress the proprietor and they were made to sit and wait for service for an unreasonable length of time. Roll has never forgotten this and dedicates the mispronunciation to this individual.

by sebastiandeluded on Jun 25, 2010 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh well

that shows a lot of maturity

by yeehoo on Jun 25, 2010 5:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

that story makes me think he is more of a clown. One little incident makes you go against an entire population? And now we have to listen through it on national TV ? GTFO

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
Down with Britain!!!!
Quitter's People United member # 42

by Phil H. on Jun 25, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That explains why he rips the French for screwing up coffee.

Maybe why he loves Italy.

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Jun 25, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tour da Freedom

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
Quitter's People United member # 42

by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

make it noticeable, please

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oy

this is what happens when I ask people to behave.

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we still say "vagina"?

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

am i gonna have to change my sig?

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

You can still say what ever you want. Fuck.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank fuck for that.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you not say fuck every time for fucks sake?

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by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh fuck off you fucking fuck.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we can say fuck? i got warned for using our beloved \o/. to make up for past censoring, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. oh, and vagina.

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by bikepig on Jun 23, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like being in the seminary again.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I say seminary? I meant secondary school. Oh Freud.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
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by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is one ugly MF.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 23, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is one

ugly mothaf’er.

+1 to fmk didn’t fully convey my thoughts.

"The road is our agony, but also our daily bread; and at night, when it is deserted and the moon glistens on the asphalt, the ridiculous dreams of racers like us pass up and down it."

--Dino Buzzati

by nrs5000 on Jun 24, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know what Leif has to say to both of you?


\o/

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by Phil H. on Jun 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I quite like his look.

Lots of character, looks like he could be a detective in Glasgow or some place.

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

He looks like he could be selling smack in Fatima Mansions.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 24, 2010 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at them, I think I must have been buying smack in Fatima Mansions.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jun 24, 2010 4:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking fuck fuckster mcfuck

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by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

Best Television Show Ever Made

I'm betting on science to cure all the damage done by my reckless behaviour.

by omnevelnihil on Jun 24, 2010 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're channeling frinking now?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 23, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that similiar to vajayjay?

Thinking hard - really hard - of something witty to say....

by Cyclingrush on Jun 23, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So obviously

we’re going to be just fine.

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

But because there are going to be sooo many people. (I have serious no idea)

Does that mean the previews are all going to be… eeh more.. mature?

by Frinking on Jun 23, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Does 'mature' mean..

with sexy pictures?

That’ll bring in the punters.

Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me - Jens Voigt, Predator (1987)

by tenchu on Jun 23, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean Harold Pinter?

He was an excellent playwright.

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

God Damn punters

so not athletic

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by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whaa?

Love me some special teams.

by Odette on Jun 23, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go sit on the bench

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by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Providing inspirational special teams quote while trotting toward bench

Vikings punter Chris Kluwe on game plan for Reggie Bush:
“Actually, we were planning on first pooping our pants and running screaming toward the sidelines, and then Reggie would be able to just pick up the ball and run toward the end zone,” Kluwe said. “In retrospect, though, that might not be the best plan, so I’m sure we’ll come up with something else.”

by Odette on Jun 23, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That may have worked

seeing Bush would have fumbled on at least 6 of those runs

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by Phil H. on Jun 23, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

VIKES!

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rolling it out a bit later

It’s kinda ready but I wasn’t dealing yet.

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 23, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gah

How many people can see hidden posts anyway? I thought they were like hidden and stuff.

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn't hidden

Kinda like putting Drew on banhammer duty.

by Sui Juris on Jun 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, okay :)

I get confused easylike. Like, what’s the point of hiding, if like everyone can see it?

by Jen See on Jun 23, 2010 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that is creepy

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 23, 2010 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so... or perhaps, it was the first in a series of tour masterpieces?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

whatever happens, can we please get those brief Frinking previews to accompany the real previews, like during the Giro? I swear, sometimes those would get me out of bed in the morning (sorry tmi)

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 23, 2010 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least they didn't get you up in bed(sorry that was wrong)

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by Phil H. on Jun 24, 2010 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frinkles would be proud of you...I'm with pliny..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Oh that’s just my vuvuzela!”

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

"It's a coincidence Ronaldo currently has his shirt off"

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by Phil H. on Jun 24, 2010 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit I can't top that one!

and Ronaldo has his own room, he’s just visiting

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ronaldo is going to have his shirt

put in the right end of Ronaldo tomorrow.

Vumbora Brasil rumo ao HEXA!!!

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by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of vuvuzela

Youtube added a vuvuzela button to their videos so you can turn everything into the World Cup. Just click on the little soccer ball icon and voila!

"Do you think we are a bunch a girls?...Go and ride some cobbles and you’ll definately know that we don’t discuss perfume and shaving cream." - Dom

by Jimbo... on Jun 24, 2010 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's awesome

to think there was talk of banning them!

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frinky Corner

I think Frinky should have his own daily post. Like, you know, when he has time. That would be brilliant.

Please Frinky?!

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's away...

He’ll be in france during the tour..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah him being on the road would make it all the better frankly

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

frinking's tour de france

painting swimming pools, all these churches are all exactly alike, putain de merde! Ha ha.

by yeehoo on Jun 25, 2010 5:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's his summer job? painting swimming pools?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 25, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.. but he also visits his family in France..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 25, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

dutch people love to come to france for summer vacation

typically with their caravans and camping cars. You see them all over. I’ve had the pleasure of getting to know a few of them while staying in campgrounds.

by yeehoo on Jun 25, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you'll find that at least part of Frinky's family lives there permanently...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 25, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

one would figure that swimming pools would be FULL in the summer, thus unable to be painted.

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 25, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah that would be awesome

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think.. I have like 0 internet.

During the Tour… Or at least the greatest half of it

by Frinking on Jun 24, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

can’t you text that stuff in? you kids these days

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frinking can steal lance's blackberry

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Down with Britain!!!!
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by Phil H. on Jun 24, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What!?!

Zombie Girobecco is only a cartoon?!?

sniff… sniff….

by ManBicycleThing on Jun 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think the layout can be tricky.

Currently there are a couple of “featured” stories that don’t appear anywhere else …. and I think 90% of people miss them as not on front page or in fanpost area.

PS – fun thread above ;)

moo

by Willj on Jun 24, 2010 2:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I think the featured

stories placement is a bit of an accident right now.

by Sui Juris on Jun 24, 2010 6:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gosh...

… I dialled in this morning and had the distinct impression that PdC had just put on a suit and tie. Then I noticed that the peons were borderline rebellious and felt right at home again.

Chris, in order to head off what is sure to be one of the bigger bar fights in history, may I suggest you do an update of “what we talk about when we talk about lance”? – which is still one of the most intelligent things written on he who colours forgot. Gets more and more complicated with Mr Landis and his views, but think otherwise there won’t be an unbroken (virtual) pint glass between here and Seattle.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 4:39 AM EDT reply actions  

the peons were borderline rebellious

That’s briljant!

by swells on Jun 24, 2010 7:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

i just read the first one, and found it quite helpful

had no idea what the hell an ELPMO was, now it makes sense.

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 24, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Under the "being nice to newbies" header

Might it be worth reposting the nicknames thread – otherwise there are going to be some very confused people around here. Plus some guys who don’t know what we are talking about.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 5:31 AM EDT reply actions  

disagree. it separates future members from billdozers.

 a future cafe regular will lurk for a bit, learn some info, and attempt some witty posts. only to get crushed by a regular. if they come back the next day after being dropped, a future member they may be!

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

...

… mixed feelings there… not sure on the crushing. don’t want to be too them / us. I’m just aware that one of the reasons I have never joined a biking club is that I am certain they would do the “see if you can hang with us, pal” thing, and I know I cant… so generally aim for the welcome sir end of the spectrum

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The variety of comments, both welcoming and otherwise, when you first arrive

is part of the challenge.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

you're correct, the welcome sir is the usual mo.

i just remember pissing off some regulars with my first posts and in turn being crushed.

but the nickname thread gave me another idea…..a “PdC Museum” thread. the very first posts, best post/memorable event from a given year, how \o/ was born, the rider nicknames, a pictorial of the various race mascots over the years, the most philosophically vexing question of the cafe, “why does a profound regular named frinkster NOT OWN A BICYCLE?”, etc, etc. similar to sitting down in a real cafe and looking around at the photos/the history and thinking, “this is the cafe for me.”

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

So do I!

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

+ many

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

if the frinkster owned a bike

he would not be the frinkster. The frinkster is an enigma, it must ever be so …

by yeehoo on Jun 25, 2010 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

you should come to nice and join my club – they bitch and moan if people go too fast

by yeehoo on Jun 25, 2010 5:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Know Your Tour

Wouldn’t that be interpreted as a little intimidating / commanding by newbies? What about TdFAQ or something? Entice them to learn more…

Money is the best doping. - Gerrie Kneteman

by Lopex on Jun 24, 2010 6:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Would it make you more comfortable if

we tried something like “Understanding the Competitiveness of Tour Teams Through Application of the Herfindahl-Hirschman Index”?

by Sui Juris on Jun 24, 2010 6:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fantastic

What (dare I ask) is the Herfindahl-Hirschman Index?

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 6:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

something of a starting point

for market concentration analysis in antitrust actions/claims in the US. Also, whatever you say it means. Not that I’m cynical about it or anything.

by Sui Juris on Jun 24, 2010 6:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah...

so… (he coughs, reaches for google, tries to look intelligent) doesnt that mean that everyone is equal and all can win (if you do it on number of teams) or its going to be completely dull as Bert is going to win (if you do it on share of recent races)?

Actually, suppose that isnt too far from the truth :)

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love it when you talk sexy like that

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jun 24, 2010 6:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

too late ;)

Graphic’s already made. Where were you when we were thinking of these things?

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never mind

Curious about the graphic. Can we get a preview?

Money is the best doping. - Gerrie Kneteman

by Lopex on Jun 24, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because then we would have questions like

wax or shave?
why Franck Scheleck cant descend?
Why frinkles doesnt own a bike?
Why do you hate Lance?

which are very frequently asked around here

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by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll link that post up

when we get to the first of those stages. Never fear, it won’t be lost forever.

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hi! My name is Holmovka and I am a Touroholic!

First I have to do my daily rootine:8 days to the Tour dance! Then I have to reassure people in my office that I am ok!
I have a question, Do I consider a newbie? If , yes, for now one, you folks have to be very gentle with me! This is café’s policy, period!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:20 AM EDT reply actions  

You are NOT a newbie... you have done a grand tour:)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

And by gentle, I mean Seahorse kind of gentle! This is a standard from now one!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is a very Fringlish sentence. I think the Tour is getting to you already :)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 8:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fringlish, ha ha! Noi it is more like my everyday Rusenglish, lol

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should have a standard Seahorse gentleness scale

From force 1-12. Force 1 is a polite hello. Force 6 is understanding and kindness and could well involve a cup of tea.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 8:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

what is 12, then?

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are people here unfortunately who could tell you... I'd rather forget :(

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOl... there is alcohol... is AC/DC mood music?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 8:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Depends what mood

Pschopathically smashing up furniture… yes indeed. Can’t guarantee the aromatherapist won’t become alarmed, however

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you shouldn't crack in the 3rd week

but first ever Tour is a new game, so take it easy the first few days and prepare for a 3rd week attack.

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Down with Britain!!!!
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by Phil H. on Jun 24, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a bit worried about doing a second GT this year

I could find myself short of stamina at critical periods and fall ill

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

We are having it worse then a riders! We have no rest days!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

and we don't see the sun

for we are forum people!
bah boy racer.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

And trying to explain to your wife why can’t you finish paint the fence, around the house is equal to climbing at list a 1 category climb!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

doing anything

other than watching my blurry live feed accompanied with the cafe is a hors categorie.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I suggest Eagle's Blood transfusions and lots of water

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by PopUp Rolen on Jun 24, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shh! Mr. Pop Up Rolen! We can’t say any T word, D word or EPO word around here! Newbie could be listening!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

but

we can say ‘anal suppository’ or ‘condom filled with urine stored in anal cavity’ or ‘lance’, sooo….

and aren’t we supporting the omerta by not referring to “it” around new riders?

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG This is the Frinking blood in you talking!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

you are right. damn,

i may be simeoni-ed, or spat upon by boy racer. or pull a zabel, “i posted (tried epo) once and didn’t like it, so i never posted about it again.”

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh! Then its ok!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i've been using frinking blood,

but strangely i find myself selling all of my bicycles and talking incoherently.

Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania,,,,,,,Rodania

by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

ROFL..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could find myself short of a JOB!

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by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:37 AM EDT reply actions  

To you I'd say...seahorsed :)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

To the Seahorse,s "unfortunately"

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry! Not a replies, I meant comments.

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris, Drew, Jimbo, Sui...and Ruthann and Bethie were all here very early...

I don’t know for sure, but i think when fabian won the Gold at the Olympics, there was a very big gathering..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks. What about You, did you missed Grand Opening of the Café?

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was years too late..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, Café is around ,like since 2005, 2006?

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

And as for comments...

… we’ve had 450 on the subject of cheese alone, so god alone knews. Excluding live threads, Say Hello 4.0 has got to be the biggest in recent times.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Yeah! I remember that one.

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

The cheese conversation made me so hungry.

I like cheddar by the way…I’m a simple person in more ways then one.

by JustJoshinYa on Jun 24, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

i knew it! an alias. your comments have been far too confident and insightful

for someone who joined in february of this year.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or our conversations are repetitive?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think how we decided on our names could also be an interesting topic on a slow day..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes, yes. save idea for flat tour stage.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

It might...but the intent with this is different... well actually, just my curiosity..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

No... yours is fun and it changes... like the mascots..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No

In say hello 5.0
We get to write the introductions for another regular. That will be great fun.

Money is the best doping. - Gerrie Kneteman

by Lopex on Jun 24, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be hilarious...

Warning... not everything I say should be taken entirely seriously

by addict on Jun 25, 2010 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

This would be very funny, though it would almost certainly go off the rails like instantly :)

by Jen See on Jun 25, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

That might end up to be more interesting then "beautiful" sprint by Cav!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

roger that.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the book and poetry threads personally...

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

my first post may have been in a haiku thread.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

A brave place to start!

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 24, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, to the rocks comment. Loved that discussion.

Along with the heli flyover shots, that was the best part of that stage for me.

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 24, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ruthan and Bethie? I don’t think I saw them around.

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ruthann always pops in for big races...and like me she's happy Stuey is doing his 14th tour :)

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here every day

I just don’t comment much all you new people upstage me.

Nothing is impossible when you work for the circus.

by bethie on Jun 24, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You mean we talk too much...

I don’t think we can ever upstage those of you who recognised the magic of PdC when it was first conceived.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bethie is like Alex Guinness in the Return of the Jedi

Shimmering in the background and casting an aura around her. But very, very few lines

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL... I love that description.

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

there's a reason you're called the "yappie aussies"

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

A convocation? You mean we're pope-like?

To be fair, i think it’s mainly me… there are yappy types from all our countries ;)

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Personally I bark

or growl. Very occassionally I squawk. I’m still working on my dolphin clicking.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can do dolphin... i'm working on whale..

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too high-pitched...and ants don't swim.

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

well

perhaps a ‘mob’, as in a mob of kangaroos. Or a ‘front bar’ might be appropriate.

It’s Friday arvo, though, and I need a beer soon, so my best ideas are not with me at present.

by Drongo on Jun 25, 2010 2:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh! Hi Bethie. Nice to meet somebody, who was here from the beginning!

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by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm number 86

Elvisgoat was here before me. Also Koppenburg and Clydesdale. And the forever missed but not forgotten TC Writer.

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by bethie on Jun 24, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm number 37. Egoat was here before me, too. Back then, I thought that this place

(or rather, the old “Digital Peloton” site) was run by a bunch of looney brothers, at least six of them, who were all crazy over these things called “Spring Classics.” (Huh? \Ov?)

by Ruthann on Jun 25, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

How do you find your number?

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by addict on Jun 25, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, they quit issuing numbers

after an upgrade a couple of years ago, alas.

Hi Ruthann! LTNS

Nothing is impossible when you work for the circus.

by bethie on Jun 25, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bonjour, Bethie! Oh boy Oh boy, I'm starting to get excited already: only one week to the

start of the Tour!

Addict, you used to be able to click on your signature, and it would take you to your home page, where you could see what number member you are. Bethie is correct; members that joined after the last SB upgrade don’t have their numbers listed anymore. You can click on “older” members (ahem) and see their User ID (UID) number listed within the PdC logo on their home page, right where it tells you how many times you’ve posted.

by Ruthann on Jun 25, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Chris is no. 6, kos 3. I wonder who are 1 & 2. Probably those pesky web developers.

Ceci n'est pas une signature.

by tedvdw on Jun 25, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no 1 and 2

Chris told me once those numbers were used up testing the site before it went live.

Gawd…the secrets I know. ;)

See you in July Ruthann!

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by bethie on Jun 25, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have also a number!

816.. And than they all calling me old

by Frinking on Jun 25, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

or, 832

that’s what it showed when i looked. with a join date of jan 16 2008

(tho it shows may 9 2008 at the top of the profile page for ya)

i, don’t have a uid, since i joined on may 14, 2008

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by umwolverine on Jun 25, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No 1 and 2

that’s what “they” would have you believe

by Jens on Jun 30, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

2008 olympic road race....at least 8 threads. i don't think quite as many for the time trial that cance won

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry.. i mixed it up..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

8 treads! WOW!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mendrisio was big too..

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

both road and TT

but I think there are two categories – live threads, where frankly we have been known to spend the first entire thread talking about the cricket, and “other posts” where we are at least theoretically topic constrained…. :)

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! Nothing changed!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of early cafe members...

in many threads i have noticed a lack of dudeness and obsession with power output. is drew posting under a new name?

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

And lebowski is almost dead... very strange.

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

nobody fucks with the jesus...

but did drew get dropped?

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness... Lebowski lives! But what about Drew?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

or jackie treehorn.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

only drew's in massachusetts

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

well then, new information has come to light!

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just check with the boys down at the crime lab

They’ve got four more detectives working on the case. They got us working in shifts!

by Drongo on Jun 25, 2010 2:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

a thread/power poll idea???

since inception, i would love to see a mascot memorium of all those who have served as race mascots. i miss savant and his ballan-esq “arm”.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 10:46 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm still missing Podicci...I'm sure he could wear a beret and hang out in France.

I think Cuddles died though…or was crushed back into the cobbles..
Actually, when i first came, the Becco thing was the most puzzling….oh, and hater tots :)

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

a person's "point of confusion" (ie, interested in staying with the cafe) is very interesting.

i still don’t know what hater tots are.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does that mean you're not american?

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ever heard of the seattle seven?

that was me, and, uh, 6 other guys.

i am american, but a humble american.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lol...I thought hater tots were American (In concept at least) ... what would i know?

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Over a year ago..just after the Giro? Or maybe i was still lurking then...

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I never lurked, I just started yapping right away! And was scolded by ZoeRochel right at the bat. But was comforted and welcomed by Seahorse, immediately after!

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by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was instantly in trouble with ursula ;)

I quaked in my shoes and tried again. Lou saved me often … still does .

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

In trouble with Ursula?! From all people. I was under the impression that she is unconfrontantional one.

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by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is... but i managed to completely piss him off..

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh! Him? Sorry, Ursula.

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by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, also confusing for me at first... ursula was male and umwolverine female...

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

We are definitely have to do something with gender identities here!

"The structure of our sport needs to change towards a model of other successful professional sports like soccer, tennis, Formula 1," Johan Bruyneel.

by holmovka on Jun 24, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's terrified of what the rest of us are :)

You realise he won’t be here for the TdF/

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

we are cyclists who actually own bicycles.

my tour excitement is now one notch lower. ;( i’m fascinated with frinking.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone is... my favourite thread EVER is his Angalsachian one..

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not a cyclist. nor do i own a bicycle.

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fascinating.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

'fascinated by frinking'..

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like sleepless in seattle

Maybe Frinking has disappeared to star in a big budget rom-com with Cameron Diaz?

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

A true Frinking-fan

Would have made the emoticon like this: ):

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by Lopex on Jun 24, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZoeRochelle scolds everybody at first.

It’s a rite of passage. Then she shows her softer side if you end up staying.

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 24, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do a fanpost

can you surf the photo/grafix files? I should think so.

by Chris Fontecchio on Jun 24, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i KNEW by posting that i opened myself up

to the “great idea, now go do it!”

i shall start the post.

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chris, you mentioned called the stage info "Daily Digest" as a working title.

If still thinking about it, how about something like “Daily Ride” or “Today’s Group Ride”…. (or you can likely come up with something better).

Just thinking that the daily live race threads take on an almost Group Ride feel because we’re all chatting it up and doing something as a group that we love. Anyway ignore or implement at will. Thanks for the time and energy you are all putting in here to make this a fun experience for us all.

by JustJoshinYa on Jun 24, 2010 11:14 AM EDT reply actions  

or, oh, I dunno

something like “Digital Peloton”?

by Sui Juris on Jun 24, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like that!

So will there be virtual jerseys?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Most aggressive...could be comment of the day...

I, like Jens! want a grey jersey…

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

or the pale jersey, as cav says, we are sunlight deprived forum people.

wait scratch that. footon’s color is not good

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by bikepig on Jun 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

A white jersey might do...

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can't do that

Then Drew would actually have to be useful again.

by Jens on Jun 24, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Digital Peloton was the original name of the blog

a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away where Drew was actually useful and not off on some eternal crusade to soak up every ounce of New England mud in his bibshorts.

by Jens on Jun 24, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ha..thanks. Do you know why the name changed?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I have this irrational dislike for the word peloton. It sounds like some sort of lumbering prehistoric beast, and not in a pretty way.

Yes, something around group ride might work… Thinking… Thinking…

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we use 'gregarios' seeing as live threads are nothing if not gregarious?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Same...and better than domestique/domestic too..

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

ja

I always use either gregario or team-mate. Not a fan of domestique, really.

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Peloton, no domestique?

What kind of bike fan are you…? :)

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I have these weird hang-ups with words. It’s silly, really.

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's completely expected...

… if there was one phrase I wuold use to define you, it would be “use of language”… :)

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, okay

Thanks for that. We would not want to duplicate someone else’s title. That would be bad ;)

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

just for info- I've noticed in on his site

… not a patch on the drivelling lunacy over here

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep

good info to have, because i would not have known that one.

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

because our threads start to look like echelons sometimes.

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially during early GT threads

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by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

wouldn't that be "daily echeloon"?

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

love it

Warning... not everything I say should be taken entirely seriously

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

DP?

No? Too much?

That’s okay, I wasn’t serious with either. Just like I’m not serious with “On L’Etape:”

by Sui Juris on Jun 24, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't tax yourself too much there, gavia

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

not to mention

that in spanish it also means big ball hahahah

"Tactics is bike racing!" Aquila - The wild side of the sport. The editors.

by perezbike on Jun 25, 2010 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

How about I Fugitivi?

Seems like that can be taken any number of ways and still describe us.

"He looked pretty good until he went over the side of that cliff." - thevaro

by SpaceGuy on Jun 25, 2010 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

oooh that's nice

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 25, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

O/T announcment

The tennis match that would not die, between two loons who were playing a truth or dare at wimbledon, has now finished, with the grand score of:

6-4, 3-6, 6-7, 7-6, 70-68

Dear god.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And who won?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It barely seems to matter.

But John Isner. In the grand total of 11 hours, five minutes.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

crazy

Can I admit I’m just a tad disappointed it didn’t go to 69-69? Childish, yes I can.

by Jen See on Jun 24, 2010 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was loving it - I fully wanted it to go into tomorrow

Isner gets to play doubles this evening at 6pm

Lucky man.

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haw

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, the queen visited wimbledon today for the 1st time in 33 years

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

She lives right around the corner

what a lazy old woman

Los Geht's Deutschland!!!!
Down with Britain!!!!
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by Phil H. on Jun 24, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

aah...Tour fever at the cafe. Im lovin it so far

and we’re not even that close to the start yet. should be a good month.

"You know if there's any contact at all Cristiano Ronaldo's gonna go down...maybe even just a puff of wind"

by agl on Jun 24, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean you forgot to put your stream of consciousness hat on?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jun 24, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You obviously need a training camp

Perhaps Saxo Bank’s old boot camp officer can help you out.

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jun 24, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

what he needs is Hinault

I'm feverished, or the way you want to spell it

by plinytheelder on Jun 24, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm back baby...back....

word!

BAH!!!!....Cavendish?! Double BAH!!! Sky!!

TLP 7.0 Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent

by bradBordeaux on Jun 24, 2010 1:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah!

"My clients dont care shit about romandie or mello johnny" - singhstax

by PopUp Rolen on Jun 24, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Cav's comments about IFP and DDFP

I get that he spends quite a lot of time around internet forums. Why don’t we invite him for a PdC live interview?

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by Lopex on Jun 24, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

oh... dear

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by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I thought,

“Cav sure does know an awful lot about internet forum people. He must read them to see what people say about him.”

by ZoeRochelle on Jun 24, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be great... someone must ask him

Warning... not everything I say should be taken entirely seriously

by addict on Jun 24, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Brad, I mean Cav!!!

Howzabout it? Come on in, grab a Dr. Pepper and have a chat.

by R Mc on Jun 24, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well . . . sorta tangential

I want an all-cyclist season of Dancing with the Stars:

Cipo, Boonen, Bennati, Cav, Hausler, and Hinault for the dudes, Fahlins, Longo (gotta, she’s a legend), Stevens, Arndt

Suggestions???,

by R Mc on Jun 24, 2010 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

no cance?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jun 24, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need a live chat with Emilia.

preferably video chat if that’s possible.

"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

by ant1 on Jun 25, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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