Of the ten spies arrested yesterday, five were caught wearing vertical red and white striped shirts.  One was a Japanese man with Brazilian origins.  One can't be named but his initials are Simão Sabrosa, and he started the whole tight shirt thing way back in the day.  One looks Irish and plays in the Premiership but swears he's Spanish.  Seven speak Guaraní, in addition to Russian, American and Canadian.  Several have dyed blond hair.