Over at ESPN, Bonnie Ford delivers yet another fascinating article on legend, role model, marketing machine, and potential future IPO millionaire, Lance Armstrong. Go Lance! Given the federal investigation looking into fraud and systematic doping by Lance and his team, one might expect a regular human to lie low for a bit... to turn it down to "5" or "6" (from the normal "11")... to at least take a frickin long vacation while things cool down. Not Big Tex! Hell no! Love him, hate him, or despise him, if there is one thing we can all agree on, it is that Lance is most definitely not a regular human being.