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Tough On Doping, Tough On The Causes Of Doping: In The Beginning Was The UCI


Probably not the best time to be tossing this one out there, what with all the fuss about LA, but this has been sitting on my puter for a couple of weeks now, best to just get rid of it.

Ten years back, in 2001, the UCI put out a document bigging up all they had done in the fight against doping - The UCI: 40 Years Of Fighting Against Doping. This was partly a fightback at all the criticism they'd received following the Festina affaire and partly as a pre-emptive strike against WADA.

Most of the document concentrates on the nineties, but in the introduction Hein Verbruggen tries to big up what the UCI achieved in the sixties, and through the seventies and eighties. The beginning of the fight against doping is what interests me here.

Initially I was going to just pick the best pieces from Verbruggen's intro and make some snide comments about them. Then I thought that would be unfair. So what I've done is left the full intro as it was and stuck a few footnotes in to either expand upon what Verbruggen said or point out how much horse manure he was spreading. This way you get to fully enjoy the delights of Verbruggen's prose.

The downside of doing this is it doesn't present very well in HTML, so I'm attaching it here as a PDF - along with the full PDF from which the intro is extracted, as I can't find it any more on the UCI's own site. I can't imagine as there's many of you will be all that interested in it, but for the two or three of you that may be, enjoy.

The UCI: 40 Years Of Fighting Against Doping - Introduction (annotated) (PDF)

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Oh BTW Monty, this one’s got bad fish. But I ain’t got round to that book you mentioned (Riders? Lace? Will check back later) so no lit references in this one :(

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like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jan 19, 2011 11:02 PM EST reply actions  

Is that thorough or what

you’ve pretty much written a condensed history of doping in cycling. That’s one to save.

by Monty. on Jan 20, 2011 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

Hell, that’s just up to the sixties. This is like the never-ending story here, you know that.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jan 21, 2011 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Haven't read this yet

But just saved the file. Looking forward to it. Thanks fmk :)

by Jen See on Jan 20, 2011 11:37 AM EST reply actions  

How can anyone call anything that has Verbruggen’s prose in it lovely? You are one sick puppy :)

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jan 21, 2011 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

why thank you.

But shredding Verbruggen’s prose, now that’s lovely.

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 21, 2011 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

What I love about what Verbuggen was saying there was how much the UCI’s reponse came down to issuing brochures and holding meetings. It gets even worse in the main body of the full document, when they talk about all they achieved in the nineties in their war against doping.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jan 22, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Classic bureaucratic response to crisis:

form a commission to study it.

Time honored institutional tradition.

by Ed K on Jan 23, 2011 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Great article

My favourite Hein quotes:

“Contrary to the hare-brained insinuations, peddled here and there, the UCI did not wait until the 1990s to fight against doping.”

“These few lines only give an imperfect summary of the efforts the UCI has incessantly made to fight against doping, virtually since it first appeared as a real threat to the health of riders and the ethics of the sport. But they are enough to radically counter the slanderous utterances of some who would like to delude people into believing that the highest instance of cycling has watched without reacting (and what’s more, shown leniency to) the birth and development of doping”

Absolutely no shame.

Also, loved footnote 34.

by LurkerMcLurkerson on Jan 23, 2011 1:37 AM EST reply actions  

I think it’s his use of the exclamation mark I love the most. ‘Tis the devil’s own punctuation.

As for those who would like to delude people into believing that the highest instance of cycling has watched without reacting (and what’s more, shown leniency to) the birth and development of doping … well what can I say, but Hein just made it so easy.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jan 24, 2011 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

minor correction

alcohol is not a stimulant, therefore the footnote should say “alcohol and stimulants” or “alcohol in conjunction with stimulants” not “alcohol and other stimulants”… though I suppose “alcohol (mistakenly believed to be a stimulant) and other stimulants” would possibly be historically accurate.

As a vasodilator for smaller vessels / at lower doses, I suppose alcohol could be used primarily to boost delivery of the rest of the “cocktail.”

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 23, 2011 2:35 AM EST reply actions  

'Stimulant' was the colloquial for alcohol during a certain era...

Fitzgerald, for instance, famously said that Tender is the Night would have been much better if the last third of it hadn’t been written with the aid of ‘stimulant.’ FMK makes reference to that usage someplace, so presumably what you’re seeing plays on that more. Just saying :)

by Ed K on Jan 23, 2011 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

People believed it was an actual stimulant back then.

As well as stimulating the creative juices. Seems unlikely that the usage here is meant to be metaphorical (?) though I guess it could be read as “performance stimulation.” Come to think of it, some of the other parts of the cocktail were probably also downers / painkillers / opiates, not stimulants in the modern sense. But we’re writing in the modern era, so I’d go with a clarification.

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 24, 2011 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t have a copy of Fowler’s for Cyclists to hand, but I think we tend to use the word stimulant as a synonym for doping, whether we’re talking about uppers or downers. Given that even downers have can have upper-like mental effects, I’m not sure that that usage is entirely wrong. Though I do appreciate the possibility of misunderstanding being pointed out. If it wasn’t a PDF I’d probably go back and rework it.

pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway

by fmk on Jan 24, 2011 7:44 AM EST up reply actions  

RE: ""what with all the fuss about LA""

~ HO~HO, the way it was, is, and always shall be for the distant future.

The man has become a inhuman magnet for equal measures of the human condition, love and hate.

However, I would like to include Albertus Contador, indeed, any cyclist who has ever run afoul of the Rube Goldberg designed drug testing apparatus in my response.

Simply and irrefutably put, there is nary a single spokesman or organization who can speak with authority that is respected.

Why these jughaids, who are constantly feuding against each other when not herding up cyclists to be tested, branded, and classified as fit for viewing consumption or put in the holding pen until being put down, how they scratched these jughaids scratched their way to the top positions of authority is the origin of any crimes.

The closest thing to the experts are the Doc Feelgoods, trainers, and cyclists as to how these some hundred substances affect performance and they ain’t talkin’ unless they become felons and then hired by WADA. The scientific studies are poor and limited and decades from holding any scientific merit.

Taking the case of Contador, highly promoted as the answer to the Lance dilemma, talk about a cyclist paying a heavy price for a specious test of an exotic substance!

A year is a decade in a pro cyclist’s career, and the judges no better qualified than the witch hunters of the Inquisition.

Use suspensions for the most egregious cases. In Contador’s case, it seems at best a minor infraction that could easily be explained away as accidental. There should be a formula established that deducts seconds from a rider’s time dependent up the nature of the banned substance and the amount over.

Keep in mind most everyone on this board could not pass the typical drug screen of a pro cyclist without a good long cleansing overseen by a reputable trainer because the list of the banned is so long and pervasive, and good luck finding a reputable trainer

By formulaic time deduction, Contador would pay a time penalty which may or may not alter his podium finish. That’s only fair until the science catches up.

~Ho~Ho, so away I go to my favoured predilections, so there’s your immediate answer to the current intractable dilemma.

"That fellow is a menace. He trains on beer and just won the heavyweight championship of the world."------Frank Hugo, crew coach of Syracuse University talking about Max Baer who knocked down giant champion Primo Carnera 11X on the way to an 11th round stoppage and the championship belt.

by Perfessor Albertus Emeritus Lion V on Jan 26, 2011 6:22 AM EST reply actions  

As to the people on this list...

not all people, and not all countries, subscribe equally to better living through chemistry, or better riding and bodies through supplementation.

I’ve said before that almost any of us have a non-zero chance of testing positive, if we eat adventurously and/or supplement and/or medicate. But that’s far from the much more extreme statement, “most everyone on this board could not pass the typical drug screen of a pro cyclist.”

My total current medicaments are use of an inhaler when recovering from a respiratory ‘flu or chest cold or confronted with a major allergen (maybe 20 puffs a year). I do call the inhaler my Petacchi, but I only ever take one puff at a time. They wouldn’t have popped Peta at that level. I suppose there might be a tiny risk from nutritional hemp seed. My meat consumption is modest. It would be mighty bad luck if the dried apricots & persimmons, roasted pecans, seasoned nori, dark-chocolate-covered-pomegranate seeds or any other current fave snacks happened to be contaminated with something banned.

And if you want something out of your system, don’t waste time on a cleanse or a trainer. Any cleanse you’re likely to find is a scam. Metabolism and excretion take time. (I mean, think about it—cleanses are the perfect scam. Who’s going to call the FDA or the cops to complain that a drug cleanse didn’t work as advertised?)

I’m thinking you might better speak for yourself, if you want to make such a strong a statement, or else moderate the statement, if you realistically intend to speak for all of us.

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 27, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, dear...

RE: I’m thinking you might better speak for yourself, if you want to make such a strong a statement, or else moderate the statement, if you realistically intend to speak for all of us.

~ Why, sir, I’m thinking I speak for the facts that speak for the truth that speak to the unwashed masses who are generally too busy with trivial pursuits to bother with understanding the truth if they ever heard it spoken to begin with.

Genius scarcely needs no such silly moderation at any rate when there is plenty enough dumbed down low laying fruit to pick from for those so predisposed.

Pro cycling has the worst record of turning their heroes into zeros at the end of the day for several decades now. The genie already done popped out of the bottle, so there’s no going back to the golden days of yesteryear with spare tubes & tools strapped across shoulders for soldiering on after emergency repair, a cig, and a spot of brandy.

As Messrs Shakem-Upspheare once penned, "To evolve or not evolve, that is the dilemma facing pro cycling as it circles the drain of ignominy.

"That fellow is a menace. He trains on beer and just won the heavyweight championship of the world."------Frank Hugo, crew coach of Syracuse University talking about Max Baer who knocked down giant champion Primo Carnera 11X on the way to an 11th round stoppage and the championship belt.

by Perfessor Albertus Emeritus Lion V on Jan 29, 2011 5:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Welcome to PdC.

Interesting way to start off. Everyone has an opinion.
That’s all I got for ya…

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 28, 2011 12:22 AM EST up reply actions  

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