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VDS 2011: Time To Come Out And Play!

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After some weeks of rather cryptic discussion, it is finally that time. The 2011 Podium Cafe Virtual Directeur Sportif starts now! Actually we flipped the switch overnight but we're telling you now, because de Cross gaat door. Anyway...

What Is It?

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The Virtual Directeur Sportif (VDS) is our yearlong cycling game reminiscent of fantasy sports, without the creepy name. You pick your own 25-man team, then follow them throughout the season as they accumulate points for your team. If you're like majorly wicked lucky good at picking your team and you finish on the podium at season's end, you're in line for some awesome Podium Cafe swag. [Last year: a full Capo PdC kit. This year: coal? The respect of your peers? A date with Thomas Lofkvist? Who knows. But I bet you'd like to find out.] And if you don't technically win, you'll still have a great time and probably learn a lot about the riders you picked... or wish you picked. [VDS... Now! with more regrets!!]

Star-divide

How does the game work?

You have 150 points to spend on a roster of 25 riders. You don't have to spend all 150 points but you must have exactly 25 riders. Riders cost anywhere from 1 to 28 points. Check out the riders here, where you can peruse prices and get an idea. Once you assemble your team, the work is over. There is no in-season swapping, no setting your lineup every day. Cycling isn't baseball.

Points are scored in a list of races we have designated at the Podium Cafe Race Calendar. How many points? Which riders can I hire? Any other wrinkles? Go read the rules! There aren't very many rules, but if you don't follow them, your team will be rejected. Nobody likes rejection. Also, we do rather strenuously enforce the one team per person rule. Please, keep it fair!

What does it cost?

No money. No portion of your soul. No strings attached. No, I'm not joking.

So I don't have to do anything before getting started?

Well, no, you do have to become a registered member of the Podium Cafe before you can start. If you're not one already, that is.

OK, I can handle that. What Next?

Head on over to the Podium Cafe VDS Website and get started! The first step is to use your Podium Cafe login ID to create a new login at the VDS website... unless you played the VDS 2010 last season, in which case your existing login and password have been saved for you to use again this year. Just sign in and you're good to go.

I'm Indecisive. Should I wait?

Nope. Get started picking your team now. As you are hiring riders your picks are automatically saved to your account, no further action needed. You can log in to the VDS site whenever you want to tinker with your team, hiring and firing riders endlessly, until deadline day... as long as you do not submit your team! Once you hit "SUBMIT", you can't make changes without groveling to an administrator first.

I'm a procrastinator. Is this a problem?

Not yet, but if your team isn't completely filled out, meeting all the requirements, and submitted by Deadline Day, February 25, 2011, then you're out of the competition until 2012.

OK, I'm ready

That's great.

[Uncomfortable silence.]

Can I go now?

Please do.

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"...and that's my two cents"

by Triki on Jan 30, 2011 10:39 AM EST reply actions  

Hint: If you click on "My VDS Team Results"

And then change 2011 to 2010 in the URL, you can get a list of your draft team’s 2010 results.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 10:46 AM EST reply actions  

Nevermind, that's my 2010 team

Sorry

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

My team of sprinters, classics guys, and absolutely no Spaniards is so going to rule!

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 12:10 PM EST reply actions  

in 2010?

For sure.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 30, 2011 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, the guys I picked can't possibly do any worse than they did last year.

I am confident of that.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Wasn't that CVV's mantra for 2010, (this year can't ba any worse than last!)

and now again for 2011

'When playing a game, the goal is to win, but it is the goal that is important, not the winning' - Dr. Reiner Knizia

by bought with blood on Jan 31, 2011 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm saying this now, before full-on game madness takes over

Thanks so much for all your hard work putting this together! And for the lovely, simple, easy-to-use game site (thanks ted!) – and for the simple rules. It’s great, & I really appreciate it.

(Saying this now as doubtless I’ll be cursing anyone even vaguely related to the game for weeks months until the end of the season!)

by Sarah Connolly on Jan 30, 2011 12:57 PM EST reply actions  

last seasons VDS

was (hopefully no one is insulted) …. light years better than previous years due to Ted’s site and several people’s willingness to immediately update results

moo

by Willj on Jan 30, 2011 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Something tells me

that you are in for a little disappointment later this week

by Monty. on Jan 30, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

To invest (minimum € 10,000) in team SexyMarmotte please use paypal address sexymarmotte@will.com

moo

by Willj on Jan 30, 2011 1:56 PM EST reply actions  

Chris

will people be able to see my picks before the entry date ends? I don’t want Jens and his cohorts copying my winning picks

moo

by Willj on Jan 30, 2011 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

I hacked the VDS program but was unable to identify any so called "winning picks"

SURPRISE SURPRISE! Will picked Jerome Coppel again!

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The only ones I'm picking again this year are those that are bound to have SuperSeasons!

and when I go through my 2010 team I realize it’s almost all of them.

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Jens - one must pick their VDS

while sober

when I go through my 2010 team I realize it’s almost all of them.

moo

by Willj on Jan 30, 2011 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Before Ted switched it off

It said I had 11 of the riders Jens had. Is that good or bad?

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

ah yes

surely Löfkvist, Ballan, Quinziato etc. can’t have a rubbish season again

"What happened in British Cycling, a lot of people doubted me. I've come back, got this victory, and done it my way." - Adam Blythe after his first pro win at Circuit Franco Belge

by civetta on Jan 30, 2011 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

owls of protest?

That doesn’t bode well ;)

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jan 30, 2011 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I imagine one or two riders

will object rather strongly to being cursed for a second year…

"What happened in British Cycling, a lot of people doubted me. I've come back, got this victory, and done it my way." - Adam Blythe after his first pro win at Circuit Franco Belge

by civetta on Jan 30, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a bargain

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it wrong to take him just because I have a Leenoos Barbie?

I would have to remove someone who might actually make points, though.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahaha....very nice Chris!

I had Etta James singing while reading….and it was most excellent!!

by steph- on Jan 30, 2011 2:40 PM EST reply actions  

haha, me too,

perfect soundtrack for the post :-)

by hansgruber on Jan 30, 2011 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheer up

You’ll feel so much worse about your Ed’s League team.

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm going to pick a team of only convicted dopers

kind of an experimental thing to see how the ex-dopers can still ride. I fully expect that I will easily beat my total from last season with this plan too.

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Hell, even I beat your team last year

and I can’t say that to a lot of people. I am, however, for the first time putting a convict on my team. But I feel dirty.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Excellent!

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Them was the days.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

frightening... a mini mick

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 30, 2011 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

What's with the appearing/disappearing comments below this photo?

Willj: “Great photographer”, Majope: “(+1)” or something like that. But they aren’t visible now.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 8:13 AM EST up reply actions  

It's an accomplishment I am proud of

see I was trying to finish as bad as possible last season.

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think you physically could.

DiLuca and Ricco are the only “bargains”. You have to pay normal prices for everyone else. Unless there’s a lot 1 point ex-dopers out there.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Stefan Schumacher baby

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

There should be a couple teams to benchmark yourself against

Like, the highest efficiency team. Or a team composed of the highest cost jumps from last year.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

My 8 year old daughter did a random team as a math problem last year.

She was holding her own, upper half until May or June and ended up somewhere in the 300s. She’ll do it again, although it might be a geography assignment this year. random enough though

by sebastiandeluded on Jan 30, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Pigeons only asks this

Because we always enter a Random Team for the Grand Tour games, and in one Vuelta (2009?), R2D2 (Team Random’s owner) not only beat all of us in our league, but it ended tenth or so in the entire game (out of 6000ish entrants). R2D2 is a cycling genius (with a particular fondness for Cancellara).

Death before decaf! :D
- gavia

by tgsgirl on Jan 30, 2011 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Vuelta 2009...

Oh, the ignominy…. Didn’t R2D2 win an entire stage out of the whole game? Or am I making that bit up… The shame! But very useful to see if we were actually any good at all, or if random picks did just as well (it was not so good in 2010, finishing around halfway in the 3 games, no?

by Sarah Connolly on Jan 30, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

No no, he did.

I think he had Lars Boom and someone else in a monster break.

Death before decaf! :D
- gavia

by tgsgirl on Jan 30, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Majope's son had a Dr Who themed team last year

and an Australian themed one saved me from being Lanterne Rouge the year before

by Monty. on Jan 30, 2011 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

sure

because people don’t feel bad enough, they have to be beaten by a random team. Do you want to see Mr Van P cry?

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 30, 2011 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

wait

OK, we’re doing this.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 30, 2011 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

My friend Simon made a team last year

He doesn’t know all that much about cycling: he knows the difference between a sprinter and a climber, but not much more. He finished exactly at the middle of the pack, 223rd out of 446 people.

by MathieuG on Jan 30, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone who enjoys beer as much as he does

and travels to Flanders to hang out with us on the Muur IS a cycling fan. Even if he doesn’t realise it. :)

And the UCI failed… on all accounts. - tgsgirl

by omnevelnihil on Jan 31, 2011 4:38 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, SuperTed--if you get a minute, is there a way to change one's password in VDS?

My husband has a weird one, can never remember it, and would like to change it to something easier.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 4:18 PM EST reply actions  

No, sorry

Not yet anyway. I suggest using your browser’s password storage function.

by tedvdw on Jan 30, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks. For some reason, it won't store in Firefox.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Might have once clicked 'Never for this site'

in response to the ‘Remember password?’ prompt. If so, you need to remove podiumcafevds.com from the list of exceptions in the security tab of the options. Or something like that.

by tedvdw on Jan 30, 2011 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Will look into that...thanks again!

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Well hails...

Glad I checked before posting the same question and getting the same depressing answer. pout

by VirtKitty on Jan 30, 2011 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

http://podiumcafevds.com/login.php

There’s PW recovery on that page

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks--he actually has it written down, but it's one of those random letter/number sequences that he can't for the life of him commit to memory.

So he was hoping to be able to simplify it.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

FYI

In Firefox you can go to Tools>Options>Security and click the “exceptions” box next to “Remember passwords for sites” then remove the entry for podiumcafevds.com

Assuming that’s the problem…

Um, like Ted said.

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 30, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks! Checked that--it wasn't there.

And no, I can’t get him to give up Firefox for Chrome…

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with him there

Really trying to make myself like Chrome, but I’m too used to all my add-ons for FF.

Did you try clearing cookies and that crap?

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 30, 2011 8:52 PM EST up reply actions  

He's working on something else on his computer now--but that's a good idea.

Will try it tomorrow.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Also

You can always look in “Saved Passwords” and it will give you a list of passwords per user name that are being stored.

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 30, 2011 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It's not there, and Firefox won't save it.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

ugh

that’s just dumb

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 30, 2011 9:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Ted....

the VDS login doesn’t like me – can’t find my ‘public address’ using my PdC username – Marcus in Oz – any hints??

Thanks in advance,
Marcus

Where's the next cafe - is there a bakery there too?

by Marcus in Oz on Jan 30, 2011 4:19 PM EST reply actions  

Hey that was quick....

VDS signup now likes me!!

(yes I had read the instructions – probably needs a step – “wait 30 seconds after updating” :-)

Now to sort out a team :-(

Where's the next cafe - is there a bakery there too?

by Marcus in Oz on Jan 30, 2011 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe that was it

or some temporary connection problem. The sign-up process needs to read the profile page. If that doesn’t go smoothly, a read or time-out error could follow.

by tedvdw on Jan 30, 2011 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

also

it’s Sunday. Strange things happen to the VDS site on Sundays.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 30, 2011 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

and the excuse the other six days of the week?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 30, 2011 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Beer?

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 30, 2011 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Team Names

Do team names lock when you hit submit or can you change them up until you submit your final roster?

by Logy on Jan 30, 2011 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

You can change them until you submit your roster

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Provisional team is done

Time to sent voodoo dolls to all those who didn’t make the cut.

Death before decaf! :D
- gavia

by tgsgirl on Jan 30, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

well

that pretty much tells us who’s on your team. A bunch of guys you’d never dream of cursing.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 30, 2011 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean

You’d never dream of cursing…. before they break their collarbones/get busted for doping/turn Disappointing/develop bicycle-specific amnesia & forget how to ride….

by Sarah Connolly on Jan 31, 2011 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Yep, all those boxes have been ticked by riders I’ve picked in other games. Damn Captain Dotty.

Death before decaf! :D
- gavia

by tgsgirl on Jan 31, 2011 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I am still never forgiving David Arroyo

for forgetting the reason we hire Spanish climbers is to, well, climb….

by Sarah Connolly on Jan 31, 2011 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, the "rider x has been fired from your team" message

is so cruel. It broke my heart. My brain never beats my heart in these kind of games, so best I can do is a compromise (good riders who I like).

Death before decaf! :D
- gavia

by tgsgirl on Jan 31, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I need 9 cheap dopers

get looking people.

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 5:00 PM EST reply actions  

Thomas Dekker

2 points, suspension up this year I think (no team yet though)

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Already got him

expecting huge things like a Vuelta win

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I'm going to pick Popo because I can see the obvious

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Wikipedia claims......
The Monaco Cycling Federation, where Dekker holds his racing license, announced on March 3, 2010 that Dekker has been suspended for two years, until July 1, 2011……

Soli Deo Gloria

by LooseHorse on Jan 30, 2011 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, that's true.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be using the DiLuca model calendar.

The skills really do go away if not practiced, and I don't mean to brag but I was getting very mediocre. - Tejay Van Garderen

by flying dog on Jan 30, 2011 8:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Here’s some Polish ex-doper

http://podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2011&id=1966

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh excellent

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Patrik Sinkewitz

http://podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2011&id=1250

Iban Mayo is hireable w/o a team.

http://podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2011&id=1775

Andrey Kashechkin

http://podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2011&id=1373

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops, I confused iban mayo and iban mayoz

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Jimmy Casper

http://podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2011&id=1585

Fofonov

http://podiumcafevds.com/riders.php?y=2011&id=1107

The Chicken is you ask the powers that be to add him

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Casper doesn't count.

Use Stefan Van Dijk….he once drove away from his house to evade doping control, in plain view of the doctor, and then said he wasn’t home. Banned for a year.

by Vlaanderen90 on Jan 30, 2011 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right; Casper doesn't count

I was just going down a list of doping cases and seeing if the riders were still active.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit...

I may have inadvertently employed a whole heap of dodgy riders. I have on former doper, a few with question marks, but I didn’t know that about Van Dijk.

"...and that's my two cents"

by Triki on Jan 30, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I tend to go with public opinion actually.

I probably wouldn’t put Vino on in case it were frowned upon. It is pathetic, though. I personally am pro Vino if anything. He was one of the better value GC guys IMO.

"...and that's my two cents"

by Triki on Jan 30, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

had vino last year, loved it

not so sure he is worth it this year though. If a doper scores points I cannot see myself regretting it, but picking a doper that rode terribly all year would probably make me mad at myself and him.

by Nomer on Jan 31, 2011 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Simone Masciarelli

His brothers are as pure as snow though

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Sutherland.. Keisse, (I know! but if Popo fits)

And didn’t they send Lowe to the obscure doctor?

by Frinking on Jan 30, 2011 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

You should check

Carlos Andres Martinez Montero.. and Valjavec.. Well he’s not in the list

by Frinking on Jan 30, 2011 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I now have 20 riders

I will likely have to email ted to add chicken and schumacher

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 5:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Rasmussen 2, Schumacher 4.

by tedvdw on Jan 30, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Can't confirm Carlos Andres Martinez Montero, but if that's correct, here's a valid 150-point team of ex-dopers:

Alexandre Vinokourov 18
Alessandro Petacchi 16
Michele Scarponi 16
Ivan Basso 16
Riccardo Ricco 16
Danilo Di Luca 12
Bjorn Leukemans 10
Stefano Garzelli 8
David Millar 8
Danilo Hondo 6
Emanuele Sella 4
Patrik Sinkewitz 4
Thomas Dekker 2
Andre Kashechkin 2
Evgeni Petrov 2
Francisco Perez Sanchez 1
Tristan Valentin 1
Francisco Javier (Paxti) Vila Errandonea 1
Iljo Keisse 1
Simone Masciarelli 1
Francesco Di Paolo 1
Alessandro Spezialetti 1
Dmitri Fofonov 1
Rafal Ratajczyk 1
Carlos Andres Martinez Montero 1
150

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Valid?

Could make for some interesting Team Name choices though.

"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko

by frans verbiage on Jan 30, 2011 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm thinking

Brooklyn Dodgys.

"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko

by frans verbiage on Jan 30, 2011 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

My team name is "syringe binge"

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice!

Good luck tying off.

"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko

by frans verbiage on Jan 30, 2011 9:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You got to leave room for Rasmussen

How could one build a ex-dopers team and not?

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Remember, Leipheimer served a doping sentence too in the '90s

He’s only 6

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 7:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Rasmussen wasn't available when I started putting this together.

Had just 3 spaces left to fill when I went off to make dinner, and they were all 1-pointers.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

The rules state that Alessandro Colo is a doper,

    Got to have a place for him.

The skills really do go away if not practiced, and I don't mean to brag but I was getting very mediocre. - Tejay Van Garderen

by flying dog on Jan 30, 2011 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want him, make a case and convince Ted to add him.

Looks like he’ll be back at the end of May. But as far as I can tell, he’s never made a VDS point.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 30, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

sad to say...that team might do really well.

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 30, 2011 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he likes having the summer off?

I wondered why I couldn’t find anything, but I didn’t look all that hard.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 5:51 AM EST up reply actions  

The GC riders look like they'll score high.

Di Luca and then Garzelli down, not so much.

"...and that's my two cents"

by Triki on Jan 31, 2011 6:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes must have been

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 8:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Throw caution to the wind like I did

Don’t take more than 30 minutes to do your team. With 25 riders, that gives you 5 whole minutes to come up with a clever name.

My fruit bowl is full of sex wax--gavia

by Douglas Ansel on Jan 30, 2011 5:05 PM EST reply actions  

I am going to dominate the Giro(only thing I care about)

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

Di Luca is Katusha

aka Team Clean

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 30, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

[snort]

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 30, 2011 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Rumours were..

He was number 29… That’s 1 to many

by Frinking on Jan 31, 2011 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

You mean 31...and yeah, they all ready moved Kritskiy down

He was still recovering from a horrific crash from the fall of 2009

by Vlaanderen90 on Jan 31, 2011 6:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Aren't you allowed 28 + 2 neo-pros?

So DiLuca would have been 29

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 31, 2011 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah...Kritskiy wasn't a neo-pro. Problem solved.

He was originally on the roster but was moved down to the feeder team again to get his groove back after loosing a whole year.

by Vlaanderen90 on Jan 31, 2011 7:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Let's see

- Ricco
- Garzelli
- Scarponi
- DiLuca
- Sella

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 6:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Team is done. Let's just say I won't threaten the top 100

for the year long competition, but March/April (and Oct) will be fun.

by Peter Fontecchio on Jan 30, 2011 5:55 PM EST reply actions  

ditto

I can assure everyone that this WILL be the year that Lee-Noos and Bubble-boy triumph.

Also, Ricco will win the Giro.

by R Mc on Jan 30, 2011 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright

my team is in. 25 ex-dopers. I have never felt this good about my team…EVA.

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 8:53 PM EST reply actions  

Ricco or Porte

if you had to pick a 16 pointer (and had no morals).

by Ed K on Jan 30, 2011 9:02 PM EST reply actions  

Ricco

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ricco

he will lead my moral filled team to glory

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Recall...

…porte is probably the SBS GT leader now.

by Ed K on Jan 30, 2011 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Being their grand tour leader makes him less likely to score in my mind

He’s a rider for the future, but too much pressure to perform in Grand Tours will hurt him. He should win week long tours for a year and hilly one day races.

For comparison, if neutralize the break away stage, Mollema and Porte did about equally well.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Recall...

Riccardo Ricco has actually won…a lot. And that includes after he returned last season. Now I will gauge out my eyes for supporting Riccardo Ricco.

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

And now, he has ProTeam invites

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. I've been thinking that RR is likely the real deal...

…since late last year. I still don’t know if he can TT well enough to win GTs, but he’s likely got everything else.

by Ed K on Jan 30, 2011 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

You don't really have to TT well to win this year's Giro

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 30, 2011 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

needs to avoid parked cars tho

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 30, 2011 10:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, just hire another rider for the Giro

So you can cheer for a non-Ricco rider while watching

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Ricco

Porte needs another 13 minute break to go top 10 this year

by Vlaanderen90 on Jan 30, 2011 9:15 PM EST up reply actions  

In imaginary land where Stage 11 didn't exist

He would have been about 10th my imaginary scorecard where every put in an identical performance except Stage11th.

GC would be (roughly)
Basso
Nibali
Scarponi
Evans
Vino
Sastre
Pinotti
Arroyo
Cunego
Porte
Kiserlovski
Mollema

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Ricco!

First, he is way more amusing to watch. Second, Porte will struggle to get as many points, while Ricco has more time to race this year and should be stronger.

My fruit bowl is full of sex wax--gavia

by Douglas Ansel on Jan 30, 2011 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Count Christian Prudhomme among the people of power and persuasion who understand the importance of VDS

    Why else would he have announced the Tour wildcards so early.

The skills really do go away if not practiced, and I don't mean to brag but I was getting very mediocre. - Tejay Van Garderen

by flying dog on Jan 30, 2011 9:22 PM EST reply actions  

Don't let it talk you into Coppel

10-15th in the Tour does not a 4 point VDS rider make. Especially when you’re team is only invited to French races (not including Paris-Nice!)

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 30, 2011 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

He's young, should/might improve.

    There is a reason so many people like him, they don’t like to be told “I told you so” at the end of the year. And ranked 69 by CQ while VDS puts him at 125 at best doesn’t hurt.

The skills really do go away if not practiced, and I don't mean to brag but I was getting very mediocre. - Tejay Van Garderen

by flying dog on Jan 31, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he's a great rider

I just think VDS does not include most of the events in which he will shine. Even a great for him placing in the Tour won’t net that many VDS points.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Jan 31, 2011 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I find myself picking a lot of QSers and wanting more

and too may Lampre’s…3! I feel dirty now. If I break 10k, I’ll be happy enough.

by Vlaanderen90 on Jan 30, 2011 10:06 PM EST reply actions  

I have to talk myself out of some of the Vacansoleil guys

to avoid having too many. I never realized I favored the team or thought as highly of some of the riders until VDS. Strange experience.

by Nomer on Jan 31, 2011 3:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you me?

Cause you think like me.

Death before decaf! :D
- gavia

by tgsgirl on Jan 31, 2011 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn You Ted!

Do you know how long it’s going to take to hire and fire everyone just to see how many “special” messages you have made in the confirmation window.

:)

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 31, 2011 12:15 AM EST reply actions  

If you don't hire a single Rabo-rider, the app asks you:

“Are you sure? Breukink is a great manager. He won that Gavia-stage in the Giro you know.”

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 31, 2011 3:10 AM EST up reply actions  

As if anyone would submit a team without Lars Boom.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 5:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Boom=Bust

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 31, 2011 6:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I find your lack of faith in the Coming Dutch Hegemony disturbing.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 6:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember sandbagging about my team this time last year

Well, I thought I was sandbagging, but it was in fact the only tip I got right.

This time I have every excuse for saying that I’m headed for the bottom end. So I put together a team and just submitted it. No agonising. No hand-wringing. What difference would it make?

by Drongo on Jan 31, 2011 3:17 AM EST reply actions  

Looking at what i have so far, you and i might be trading places this year.

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jan 31, 2011 4:31 AM EST up reply actions  

What is a public email, what is it good for and why do i need it to sign up? I don’t want my email to be public.

by lampre on Jan 31, 2011 7:37 AM EST reply actions  

As I understand it,

it’s just to verify that your membership on this site uses the same email address that you’re using on the VDS site. Once it’s verified you can hide it from view.

And the UCI failed… on all accounts. - tgsgirl

by omnevelnihil on Jan 31, 2011 7:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Not exactly,

in fact it is just used to send the VDS password, see my reply below. The reason we have to go through this hoopla is that our little sideshow VDS website doesn’t have access to the SBN user account database.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 7:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Yet...

you meant to say ‘yet’, right? After all next stop after VDS is world domination. Pretty sure that’s in the rules somewhere.

And the UCI failed… on all accounts. - tgsgirl

by omnevelnihil on Jan 31, 2011 7:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh, and

the fact that you need to give your email on the SBN profile page, and not simply on the VDS sign-up form, is that we want to check that you are a SBN/Podium Cafe member.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

"Public email" is a working email address listed on

your SBN profile page. If you click “Edit Profile” on the top right, one of the text boxes is labeled “Public Email.” Enter your email address there and save the profile, then go back to the VDS sign-up. Don’t worry, the profile page encrypts your address so it will NOT be picked up by email harvesting bots for spam. But it is readable by humans, yes. So after you complete the sign-up process and the VDS password is sent to that same email address, you may remove it from your profile again.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 7:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I had a "remove this" in mine.

Had to to some opening, closing and waiting for the new one to show up, rather than the “manual remove” version. So plan on a little frustration if you have to update your e-mail after an old or wrong one has already shown up in the VDS “automatic e-mail grab” field.

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 31, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I updated the Reset button functionality

Just click Reset and re-enter your username to reload the email from your profile.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Keeping your "real" email address 100% private.

Create a new email address using the public domain stuff:
Gmail
Hotmail
Yahoo
etc.
use that to get your password from VDS.

by Uphill on Jan 31, 2011 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

A Snowball's Chance in Hell has this thing locked up - or not.

Regardless, be afraid, very, very afraid. I actually did about 20 minutes of homework on this yesterday.

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 7:46 AM EST reply actions  

...and then I ignored all my good sense and just picked guys I like again.

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 7:46 AM EST up reply actions  

oh - and a shout out to Phil - Good luck with the doper's.

I considered doing that this year, but couldn’t get myself there. I do have one “reformed” rider, and it is enough. It took real courage to do what you did (or enormous stupidity). I shall have a lot of fun seeing how your guys perform.

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 7:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks. Complicated procedure, but i guess i don’t have to understand everything.

by lampre on Jan 31, 2011 7:48 AM EST reply actions  

I'm sure I have irritated dozens and dozens of folks and no one has nasty grammed me yet...

It’s cool…

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 7:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Check your email. :D

The skills really do go away if not practiced, and I don't mean to brag but I was getting very mediocre. - Tejay Van Garderen

by flying dog on Jan 31, 2011 9:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Hate mail is like a hug!

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry for the hassle,

for reason see my reply to omnevelnihil above.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 7:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Torture! Poor torture!

I keep hiring and firing guys left and right!
I just found pretty good 2 pointer, was very happy about that, then I saw that his already on my team!
When! How? Maybe I was sleepwalking at night to my computer?
Must Resist To Start All Over Again!
For advise of how NOT to build your team call (800) VDS – ADDICT

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 8:29 AM EST reply actions  

Just hire all riders from vacansoleil like we know you want to do and call it a day...

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Did that already in my draft #16!

But then I and White Capricorn had long discussion… and to make long story short, I am currently on the draft #22. He he!

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

See that's your problem...the white capricorn isn't nearly as smart as the white unicorn ;)

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jan 31, 2011 9:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Holm's is so easy to love with his English gaffs!

:)

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

oh, and here's my advice (foolproof):

Print out the list of riders. Get a dart and dart board. Toss dart at list. Repeat till team is picked.

If you only need a rider of a certain value – toss dart solely at list of that value. (it’s genius, I know).

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey! How did you know?

That was my draft #2

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Did I say Capricorn? See I loosing it!

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Breathe holmovka!

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Jan 31, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

The Pressure!

The pressure to win! Does anyone knows PED dealer?

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Or just do the opposite of whatever I do, and your team will be fine.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Can’t do opposite of what you do.

Cause Barbie, Barbie is prominent player on my team, also!

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Uh oh.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Performance De Enhancing? I think I know one…

Ops! I am in the wrong State.

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Jan 31, 2011 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks Ted....Great lotta phun ya got going here

need to talk at ya ’bout doing a similar VDS thing with my local coffee shop ( on the route of QPC) during Tdf.
May I use your riders list, format, et.al.? Will probably use a chalk board at the shop – maybe 20 folks involved.

Soli Deo Gloria

by LooseHorse on Jan 31, 2011 10:11 AM EST reply actions  

Technically,

the format is owned by Sports Blogs Inc. (aka. SBN). Or at least, that is what they like to think ;) Ask Chris via mail how to proceed. I can’t imagine using the public rider list for your own entertainment to be any problem at all.

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

All rights reserved!

But I can’t imagine what would stop you from making up your own game with the same names and numbers.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Hey, since it's cycling season

did you see that the US is shutting down its atom smasher for lack of funds? [politics omitted…]

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

You've won this round, LHC...

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

It's not doing anything important anyway

All that money just to smash stuff. I’ll do it with a hammer for half the cost.

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 31, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Is it ok that my wife and nephew join the fun?

Or is this like those sweepstakes where only one member per household can play? :)

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Jan 31, 2011 11:36 AM EST reply actions  

Multiple household members

can play. But a) we DO rely on the honor system here, and b) you might get some emails from us when we see multiple teams from the same IP address.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

After the way they both trounced me last year

I insist you forbid my husband and son from playing ever again.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Done

For added effect I am wagging my finger in an easterly direction.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Beer of your choice, next time we meet.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Chris, on a completely unrelated note

Is it ok if I enter teams for my two friends “Professor Indiana” and “SweDalek” ? They are having problems with their computer.

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 31, 2011 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

And on a completely, completely unrelated note

It’s been an extremely long time since the last Cabin Boy adventure, hasn’t it?

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Cabin Boy Skip?

(he asked optimistically )

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 31, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds great!

Cabin Boy Skip meets his hero Cabin Boy Jens and they both learn some valuable lessons.

And the UCI failed… on all accounts. - tgsgirl

by omnevelnihil on Jan 31, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

"Not safe for wallet" again?

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...

by TheFigurehead on Jan 31, 2011 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That's right--all donations to the usual account.

Jens, I’ll send you the buyout figure soon.

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey

if you need five different ways to lose, I won’t stop you.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok thanks for letting me know. I'm sure I will think about my team too much and my wife

will some how design a team that destroys mine. Maybe I should just them them they can’t play. hahaha

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Jan 31, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Conclusion from past years--

Cute butts contain lots of good muscle, and are therefore not a totally silly way to pick a team.

Plus, team-picking on that basis will likely put wife in a good mood and increase her rider interest. That’s a win-win.

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Jan 31, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

let me guess cqbuttranking.com is the "cute butt" authority - similar to Cycling Quotient?

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

ranking was not possible

due to a certain swiss guy skewing the curve. So to speak.

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Feb 1, 2011 2:00 AM EST up reply actions  

He crushes rankings between his cheeks?

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Feb 1, 2011 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

How about my houseplant?

(It probably has a better chance of picking a winning team than I do)

by Sarah Connolly on Jan 31, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

We'll need a urine test from the houseplant first. Have to be sure it's not on Miracle Gro.

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

adding, seriously

don’t try to have more than one team, anyone. Trust me, it’s totally dissatisfying. With one team, you care who wins each race, which is something like 98% of the reason to play (don’t ask about the other 2%). With more than one team, you have riders competing against your other riders and it’s pretty hard to care for more than like 10 minutes.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 2:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What about the other 2%?

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 31, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Well

it varies from person to person, but a few items include vanity, greed, spite, boredom, and a handful of personality disorders.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I vote for personality disorders.

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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 31, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry. They are already spoken for.

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by flying dog on Jan 31, 2011 5:10 PM EST up reply actions  

but having more than one team isn't against the rules, is it?

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 31, 2011 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

silly rule

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 31, 2011 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm sure there is some convoluted reason for it

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 31, 2011 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

well

like I said above it kills the joy some (or a lot) to have multiple teams, IMHO. But if you allow it, then people will do it, and it becomes like the old hematocrit limit — if everyone has multiple teams, then you can’t compete unless you do too. So it basically destroys the game.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

piffle

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Jan 31, 2011 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

A lot of the fun of picking a team is having to decide who to keep and who not to keep. If I could make as many teams as I wanted and keep everyone, the whole experience would be less enjoyable. But of course, everyone has different tastes.

btw- had to look up piffle, never heard it before.

"It was getting colder and colder as we went up. About halfway up, I started to go a little backwards and as I passed Thor he looked at me and said, "If you lose my wheel I will smash you." I took his wheel and found an extra gear." João Correia

by jsallee00 on Jan 31, 2011 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

piffle to your piffle

"It's a lovely thing, feeling that momentum. If you're lucky, it's also about grace." Tim Winton

by sminer on Jan 31, 2011 11:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It's ludicrous

that ONE person gets ONE team? That’s the challenge of the game, to make the best picks on your one attempt to try to get the best results. Or in my case to pick dopers to beat my score of the last year.

"I just want to say fuck you, and I mean that in the most professional way" -Brandon Llyod
SAVE CHAUNCEY!!!!

by Phil H. on Jan 31, 2011 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want to make more than one team, do it on your own time and own resources

Just don’t complain about it since there isn’t anything to complain about. I could make 20 teams and I would feel stupid and taking it way too seriously…I would have no personal connection to my team otherwise.

by Vlaanderen90 on Feb 1, 2011 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this where we beat up on umwolverine?

I had to look up piffle too, btw.

That is all. You’re entitled to your opinion. As for me, if I even tried to pick another team, I would waste away another work day and get nothing accomplished at all.

Wait a minute – picking another team sounds like a brilliant idea!

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Feb 1, 2011 8:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought it was so that we convince other people to play.

I’m betting several people have gotten involved because they were tired of hearing the agonizing over “I can only pick one rider from this top bunch, and I really want two of them.”

"dumped for Greipel?!"

by JFS_PGH on Feb 1, 2011 2:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I reading the rules correctly

Winning the Points Jersey gets more VDS points than winning the Polka Dot (or KOM) jerseys???

I don’t mean to be a baby, but this is flat-lander elitism

moo

by Willj on Jan 31, 2011 12:51 PM EST reply actions  

You look so cute in that picture!

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Jan 31, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

That's some serious bow leggedness there...How do you ride a bike like that?

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Jan 31, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

He was retaining water before

but obviously not anymore

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Jan 31, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

laying off

the patches?

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

baby

Oh, and the green and spots are worth more $$ in real life than the white. I wonder, do they think the kids won’t be able to handle the money as well?

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

no

In the TdF they are 25,000 € for the winner of bothe the dots and the points — Green has more checkpoints so in total more green EUROS

moo

by Willj on Jan 31, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

(Right, but he said green+spots versus white.)

by tedvdw on Jan 31, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

On the serious side, I could go into a long diatribe as to why I’ve lost the love for the KOM, but it is still the coolest-looking jersey in sports.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

oops but

i was responding to spots getting less than green in the VDS .

As I am sure you guess, I am not tooooo concerned though :)

moo

by Willj on Jan 31, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

Sminer: I blame KARMA for everything.
Jens: I've heard it's a bitch
Water Girl: I heard it ran over your dogma

by kom vuelta on Feb 1, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Just about to pull the trigger.

And in VDS, like all things in my life, mediocrity will be mine.

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Never use a long word where a short one will do.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Jan 31, 2011 2:17 PM EST reply actions  

almost finished

and I KNOW my team sucks ….. but I am a masochist

moo

by Willj on Jan 31, 2011 2:19 PM EST reply actions  

What are the exact rules when a rider gets (temporary) suspended for doping usage?

Can these rules be explained again, preferably on the rules pages of podiumcafevds?
This in order to avoid (new) discussions afterwards like at the end of last year’s season when AC got suspended.

by FrankV on Jan 31, 2011 4:00 PM EST reply actions  

the points stand

until the rider’s federation has taken an action.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Jan 31, 2011 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

And once a rider get officially suspended by his federation...

… will all of his points disappear?
… or only the ones earned in / since the race in which he got a positive control?

by FrankV on Feb 1, 2011 6:44 AM EST reply actions  

I think it follow the federation's lead

VDS wipes out whatever the federation wipes out.

"Oh man, it’s going to take days to kill all these people!"

by lieutenantmudd on Feb 1, 2011 7:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Frank's picking the likes of Ricco, Diluca, et all...

:)

"I briefly played on a soccer team where we took great joy yelling 'come on fuschia'" by Willj

by JustJoshinYa on Feb 1, 2011 8:45 AM EST up reply actions  

and

typically it’s only from the positive test forward. A positive on x day doesn’t serve as evidence of earlier doping.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 1, 2011 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Except in stage races, right?

It definitely got played into the ground. Even I was flinching after a while--Tyler Farrar, on that Transitions ad.

by majope on Feb 1, 2011 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

as in,

does it nullify the whole stage race? I think we can go with yes. In real life that might not be so, but we do have discretion here.

If cobble delusions are wrong, who wants to be right? -JFS PGH

by Chris Fontecchio on Feb 6, 2011 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Done!

Have to ask my daughter to press the submit button, before I can start changing something again!
Done! Submitted! Confirmed!
Now it is time to pat myself on the head, and eat celebratory donut!
By the way I am regretting half of the picks already. Ha Ha!
Oh well, it is too late!
Now bring on some Racing! And lets kick some but! Mine?

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Feb 1, 2011 9:30 AM EST reply actions  

no fear for injuries?

by ceccovb on Feb 1, 2011 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Injuries? What injuries?

My guys made from steel! Or in case of the Cycling team,probably
 from carbon.

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Feb 1, 2011 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, that was a big mistake

Can you please name your riders so we can give them and their collarbones fair warning before the Tour of Qatar? Those jinxed bastards are so screwed.

My bags are guaranteed sand-free.

by Jens on Feb 1, 2011 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

No way!

I have a secret agreement with Ted, my team will remain hidden till the end of the competition, or maybe even longer! He He!

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Feb 1, 2011 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

So your team's name doesn't give anything away?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Feb 1, 2011 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok! You got me there.

Now you know one of 25.And I can name at least 3 of yours, I think.

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Feb 2, 2011 7:30 AM EST up reply actions  

More like ten, but I'm struggling to make room for Klodi!

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Feb 2, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

LOOOOL

for some teams’ name…

by ceccovb on Feb 1, 2011 10:14 AM EST reply actions  

Did I win yet?

"...and that's my two cents"

by Triki on Feb 1, 2011 3:48 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe in the Team’s names competition.

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Feb 2, 2011 7:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks.

I think that title may go to “RomancerFrisbeeTestTeam_Norgewalia_Hobbyist_of_Metal”, though. Or “Monkeys and Typewriters” when they submit.

"...and that's my two cents"

by Triki on Feb 2, 2011 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Ooooh

another addiction, bye bye social life…

I know nothing, I'm from Barcelona

by EvaDP on Feb 1, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

to me, after football, another good reason for get angry in front of TV…

by ceccovb on Feb 2, 2011 2:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Can you go and watch some legs of the Giro?

"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'

by Seahorse on Feb 2, 2011 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

One stage for sure (if the job will allow me): number 19.
This year also TdF come in Italy for Sestriere’s stage…

by ceccovb on Feb 2, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha! What social life, from February till October?

"I love bike races warm up, warm down, cobbles mountains or flats."
perezbike

.

by holmovka on Feb 2, 2011 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes

From November till January I just stay inside the house enjoying the open fire with a hot choco and a fleece and a computer with internet…

Shut up legs!

by EvaDP on Feb 2, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I still look at my last year's team anywhere?

I don’t think I’ve kept it and I want to see what proportion of people worth certain numbers of points I had before…. The first draft I just drew up isn’t as good I’m sure :-/

De cross gaat door!

by Albertina on Feb 2, 2011 11:11 AM EST reply actions  

I pushed the button

and immediately had chest tightness knowing that I messed up some how and will be relegated to the bottom 10% of the standings.

Let the pain and suffering begin, and may my dopers not get caught this season.

Just spinning the pedals in the hills of Western Maryland

by natbla on Feb 2, 2011 4:08 PM EST reply actions  

well, my team is pretty set. but, i'm waiting to see who gets injured prior to omloop.

and, whether RCS will be nice and annouce the giro invites before march 7th. ha!

"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind

by umwolverine on Feb 2, 2011 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

OMG, what have I done!!!

I hit submit…. why did I hit submit already? Oh noooos, this is all a horrible mistake. What if… what if…

Oh well, too late now. Nothing to do but keep my fingers crossed.

by VirtKitty on Feb 4, 2011 8:50 PM EST reply actions  

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