a place for egoat to get it out of his system (doping thread)
The "who's too superhuman" discussion is one that comes up naturally and repeatedly. FMK posts wonderfully informed posts on the history of the problem, with erudition, supporting documentation, and an even and measured tone--so much so that it would seem impolite to hijack his threads to talk about people who make us anxious, and why. In addition, international libel laws set us all up, regardless of our country of origin, for being sued in the UK, where talking bad about someone is actionable even if it's true, even if they are a public figure, etc. etc. While paying attention to said laws--please, nobody, if you like yourself or any of us, do NOT post something that says, "Joe Blow is a doper"--I'm providing this thread for people to vent and dissect superhuman performances and superhuman riders. For those who find a thread like this distasteful? Well, be glad it is here, not in the live threads.
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And I will even start.
Superhuman—does that even have meaning and relevance in the present day? Is it possible for someone to be “so much more doped” than anyone else, to stick out like a sore thumb, and not get popped? Me, I get twitchier about guys who have been declining slowly, and then they suddenly have a great race. Or they’ve been pretty strong, and then a new test comes out, and they ride like total crap. (I had that reaction to Dekker shortly before he was let go, for example). In other words, it’s a pattern specific to the rider that makes me antsy.
So—what yanks your chain? Superhumanness? Or inexpliableness?
"dumped for Greipel?!"
i've always agreed with the people
who are against basing doping accusations on performance. But i have to admit that this time with cance it is different for me. It just seems too much. E3 for me was just bizarre. On the other hand i think i wouldn’t have leveled any accusations based only on that sort of suspicion and would have kept them to myself. But i understand egoat’s frustration or whatever.
I'm not believing this rumor w/o more proof
"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the Flag and carrying the Cross."
--Sinclair Lewis
My attitude is, life's too short to worry about who MIGHT be doping.
Show me a positive test, or a few reliable eyewitness accounts, then we’ll talk. I’m seldom surprised when someone is caught doping, but I feel it’s unfair to non-dopers (and I am pretty sure there are some) to assume that any great performance must be the result of doping.
What else can I say? I'm really happy. --Vincenzo Nibali
a noble and sensible sentiment.
But I set this up for people who need to let their id rip, or whisper “Midas has ass’s ears” into a hole in the ground. Or however you spell the possessive of ass. (Yoohoo…open invitation here—no takers?)
"dumped for Greipel?!"
No problem...
I try not to indulge my own suspicions, but I’m always interested to hear other people’s… especially if they can include a classical reference.
What else can I say? I'm really happy. --Vincenzo Nibali
I think the safe move here...
…is grammatical reconstruction: ‘the ears of an ass.’
Agree with tgartner
I prefer to just enjoy the racing – but if someone does get caught then they need the book thrown at them … though it is always fun to speculate amongst about people :D
so is this the civilized version of "The Clinic" on CN?
because that place is a damn zoo.
As the founder
my aim is that this site is the civilized version of every cycling forum out there.
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by Chris Fontecchio on Apr 3, 2011 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Long Time Lurker of most of them
This is the Eddy Merckx of cycling forums.
PdC is doped to the gills with talented writing, insight, and cycling knowledge.
by Wu-Tang on Apr 3, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 6 recs
+ As many as I have
"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko
by frans verbiage on Apr 3, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
+some more
the Eddy Merckx of cycling forums
BRILJANT!!!!
A bike should have a voice... it should speak to you, and you should hear it, and what it should say is: "Attack!" - sminer
"the Eddy Merckx of cycling forums"
why is that not at the top of the page yet?
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
speaking of eddy, though
we know he doped. And so did his competitors. Does anyone seriously think that it was JUST the dope that made him superhuman (much more dominant than anyone we’re bitching about)? I don’t think so. I don’t think that he simply found the magic mix, or had a higher resistance to the effects of doping, and therefore could use more than anyone else.
Unless you think that only Tony has the ability to dope undetectably for years, you have to admit that if he’s getting away with something, then there’s no reason not to look crosseyed at anyone from, say, Leopard, AND SaxoBank, AND god knows how many other teams.
Yes, they could all be dirty, and he’s the best among the dirty. Or they could all be clean. Or some mix.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
Unfortunately it already is in the live thread and I am disappointed, actually, I am angry.
I don’t usually speak up here and I am half asleep still but I can’t get past what happened this morning. I haven’t read the “post race” thread but I need to get this off my mind even if it’s been written already.
The doping insinuations and outright nasty accusations got out of control in the RVV live thread today and no one with power here stopped it despite the many and repeated requests, demands and protests for those doing it to stop.
I’ve been participating in live threads in the cafe for 5 years at the least and I’ve never seen that behavior and even worse it came from a few who know better. I am currently giving the alcohol consumption the blame for the lack of oversight and self control. That may be erroneous but I can’t make sense of it otherwise.
Hopefully it doesn’t become a frequently occurring event because that would ruin the live thread experience and although I can’t speak for others my opinion is that a lot of us would stop coming here.
The best part of PdC is that we respect each other and today that was totally not respectful.
It was a spectacle that I am ashamed of as a member of this site. My apologies to the lurkers and newbies who witnessed it. Please don’t take it as an example of how we behave here.
by ZoeRochelle on Apr 3, 2011 3:43 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
I sympathize but....
I think it’s worth remembering that the “rule” about no doping is pretty much just an extension of the command to be respectful towards each other and since some find the doping-talk bothersome everyone is asked to keep a lid on it. So OK, maybe it would have been more respectful to cool it when people were getting bothered but I think it’s pretty obvious that we are always walking a fine line on this issue in this sport. We suppress a lot of stuff to be able to enjoy the racing but from time to time the lid is bound to blow off, it’s kind of inevitable.
If those blowups offend us there is always the opportunity to Z past those discussions that bother us, It’s really not more dramatic than z:ing past cheese-talk, tech-mech discussions, “Bah Cav”, beertalk or whatever else does not interest you on any given day. It feels like this is blown a little out of proportion and I sincerely doubt alcohol-consumption played any part in it whatsoever?
“Bahvendish” has gotten into threads and I offended some with leop_ _ _ _ a week or so ago (it’s potty humor). I stopped saying it after I understood if offended…it’s cool.
The difference today (IMO) was when asked not to say things, the conversation didn’t stop. It was ratcheted up a bit. In my opinion, that is the problem. If people who ask you to cut it out – that’s pretty simple. Just cut it out then and save it for a more appropriate moment. Not difficult…
Ja maybe?
But at what point do we have to pipe down on a subject? People are disturbed by so many different things, should people stop talking about it as soon s someone is bothered? I just think at some point we have to turn a deaf ear to some stuff others say because it would get incredibly dull if threads are littered with “you can’t say that here” calls all the time. Nobody wants to be policing either.
We have a request that people don’t bring doping in the livethreads and in 99% people don’t but if it does happen at some point I don’t see why it has to be the end of the world. Ignore the posts and move on.
yeah ... ok .... but
threads generally are not littered with “you can’t say that here.”
I agree it’s not the end of the world. But the informal no-dope rule in live threads has been a big success IMHO.
Doping is a lightning rod for heated debates. Most doping threads have a very large number of comments.
My two centimes: I think it would be a shame if every time a rider has a great ride live threads get littered with accusations.
I think today would have been nipped in the bud if one of the leaders stepped in earlier. (said the follower)
moo
Fair enough
but I must admit I have very little interest in being a nanny and telling people to behave all the time.
I think the live thread rule works well and should be kept
First of all, in live threads things are happening very fast which can lead to “punchy” comments, poor wording and mistimed jokes (and that is just from me). Doping specific threads allow more reflection and hence nuance, which is important with the subject
Secondly, live threads are for all – it is much easier to avoid doping chat by not going to a doping thread than by z-ing through long (and usually circular) arguments
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I apologize if my opinion offends.
I’ve rarely mouthed off about anyone else here, re :doping, Live thread or no, and I’ve been coming here much longer than many of you. Enough is enough. I call it like I see it and I simply do not trust Cancellara any longer. I did not blow up over Ricco or Sella, or Basso, or Di Luca… get the picture? Lance pissed me off, Landis pissed me off now Cancellara pisses me off. I’m not going to sit by and watch people jacking saccharine suppositories, as someone so elegantly put it this morning. Again, sorry if I offend, but my opinions are heartfelt. and sincere. No alcohol needed.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
Turn ,turn ,turn
There is a time and a place for everything under Heaven, Live threads and doping talk is a no-no under PDC rules as I understand them. ELVISGOAT,your presumption of PDC primogeniture is indefensible and a bit off putting to me.With respect to you ,and in response to comments above,-Enough is enough.What a wonderful race today. Monumental.
"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko
by frans verbiage on Apr 3, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
Wonderful race today.
Rarely do we see the open hostility on display of a multiple World Champ being denied food and water. Rarely do we see a rider of the caliber of Chavanel ignoring that same riders beckon to pull through and I have NEVER heard the crowd on the Muur boo a rider so loudly. Monumental indeed.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
If it were due to their belief that he was doping,
they’d have booed when he looked to be winning, not when he bonked, no?
I’m not looking for cance-love, but I’m a bit of a stickler for consistency, internal or otherwise, in an argument.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
And I'd say we do fairly frequently see a breakaway rider held back in favor...
of the team’s designated leader. Comentators were predicting Chav would do what he did…in three different languages.
And I’m officially sad that nobody seems to want to hash out whether they get as nervous when a previously average rider has a ride (or a few rides) of amazing stamina, as they do when someone is consistently top notch. I think it’s an important question.
I tend to think that most people don’t have the foresight to switch / update doping regimens that are working for them, consistently, just before the previous method becomes detectable. So…. what we really need is one of those long stats posts, with an analysis of the lag time between when a rider start having supernatural rides, and when that rider gets popped for being positive. Don’t think it’ll give us a tight numerical cutoff for “if he’s been riding great for this many years or more without being popped, he’s probably clean.” But it might provide some insight.
In short, the longer that a rider rides better and better, without getting caught, the less anxious we should possibly feel about that rider being mostly / significantly better through chemistry. (Yeah, insert Lance innuendo here, etc. etc., but the testing was a lot more half-assed even a few years ago. Superhuman winning riders really are being caught these days.)
"dumped for Greipel?!"
He was still leading on the Muur, wasn't he? At least the lower stretches
At the roadside you only see positions not changing gaps.
Were there boos on the Muur?
I only heard booing after Cance was dropped at the Bosberg. It struck me as a really strange reaction.
I'd have to look at the video again
but two posts up E-goat spoke of loud booing on the Muur. Must say I do remember hearing something which sounded like booing can’t tell where that was exactly.
I didnt hear it
And I am not always convinced that the sound feed we hear is a close match to the pictures. Also, various words can sound like boos… eg “Boonen”.
Were there any PdCers on the Muur who can tell us what they heard?
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Entirely possible
Though, I defo heard the whistling at the finish of Liège I think it was, when Vinokourov won.
vino = convicted, unrepentant doper
Cance = ???
Not comparable, imho
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he was leading going into the muur
but got dropped pretty quickly. Gilbert attacked and after a bit cance looked to be struggling and fell back a ways.
Cance was dropped on the Bosberg.
He seemed to accelerate a bit when the peloton caught him and Chava at the Muur. Cance crested the Muur in first position. video
That's racing in my view
I’m confused by your comment.Your point is? I really don’t get where you are coming from w/this. Can you enlighten me. I feel as though I’ve missed something important here.
"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko
by frans verbiage on Apr 3, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
Above directed at EG
"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko
by frans verbiage on Apr 3, 2011 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
In my opinion
Many, within the race and watching it, are no longer willing to give Cance the benefit of the doubt. Terms, like superhuman, unbelievable, etc begin to slip into descriptions.
I of course have no proof of his guilt or innocence, just my own eyes and that’s what I’m going with. I believe others feel the same.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
Eh, a lot of us were having a great day.
not sure why that needs to be rained on in the live thread. Based on the standard definition of “fan,” a fan site exists, in large part, for people to enjoy sporting events. I mean, we don’t want kids going off to college thinking Santa Claus brings them presents, but not to the point where we bust into people’s houses, take the Christmas tree hostage, and tip off the toddlers.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
I have no objection to your opinion
I did object to the means of its dissemination.
I know Cancellara is something of a sacred cow in some people’s eyes. Not in mine. I think he is a special rider in many ways, and like a lot of riders in other ways.
Like many, I was hoping someone unexpected would win today. But my enjoyment of that was soured by the doping argument that erupted. The good-natured spirit that normally operates here was not exactly conspicuous, and the reason was the doping debate. The race threads are about enjoying the race as a race. Doping questions, like doping controls, come later. They are not ignored, but there is a time and a place.
You might counter that you don’t enjoy seeing a superhuman performance, and your enjoyment of the race was spoiled by Cancellara, but by repeatedly expressing your view as you did, others’ enjoyment of the race was sullied. By ‘others’ I include not only the credulous but the sceptical—those who are quite capable of interpreting what they see in the context of cycling’s doping problem but don’t wish to have it overtake a race discussion.
I came to this site at the suggestion of guidemd after the torrid trench warfare of the old Daily Peloton Forums, which killed the site. What I love about this place is the civility, where people talk about the sport they are passionate about, as well as the other important things in life, like Lebowski quotes. They can even debate doping (Armstrong, Contador, Ricco) in a fairly level-headed way, free from acrimony. It is, in my experience, a unique site.
Part of that involves pulling some punches. I for one have deliberately refrained from writing things about some riders or DSs because I knew it would just create animosity. That doesn’t mean that I didn’t express my view at all: there’s always a time and place for that, though, and when someone disagrees with your expressed views, sometimes you just have to let them go. This is a place where people agree to disagree and then move on. That also means that we don’t obsess about doping, whatever our own views.
I can tell you feel strongly about this. I understand that. But we should also vigilantly guard what is special about this place.
Well stated.
I do apologize for getting out of line.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
by ELVISGOAT on Apr 3, 2011 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs
Here's a question
And I ask this with no malice or cruel intent.
Has it gotten to the point where any doping positive would surprise anyone? Is there a rider out there about whom it could be said, “Gee, I am totally shocked that he doped?”
I think this question reveals a lot about the person who answers it. Of late I’ve been asking myself this question and the answer is a clear and resounding no. It would not surprise me if any rider was found to have doped.
Some people think that this may be sad, but I don’t. It’s just how it is. Cycling is still a great sport and even though I don’t condone doping, I like the sport enough to accept that it is still wonderful in spite of people who cheat. Because cheating, after all, happens in every sport.
This may sound like so much cognitive dissonance, but it seems impossible to even consider a world in which there is no doping. People are always going to look for an edge in this sport (or any sport for that matter) and I don’t necessarily think that this should mean we can’t appreciate the many beautiful things about cycling.
As far as Spartacus goes, yeah, there is plenty of reason to be suspicious.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 4, 2011 3:58 AM EDT up reply actions
I was agreeing with you 'til the last sentence, then I just stuck my head back in the sand.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I'd imagine most of us have some guys who we feel certain don't dope
There are definitely riders who have a reputation for riding clean even among other cyclists and media (which is odd when they say it because it recognizes that many others are doped when they do not normally admit as much). Historic examples would be riders like Gilles Delion and Edwig Van Hooydonck, while a more modern example would be David Moncoutie.
I think the problem with playing this game is that is becomes too personal. Someone could always play devil’s advocate and make a case against just about any rider. The longer the career and the better the results, the more reason for suspicion one could find. I hesitate to name riders I think are definitely clean because I don’t want to see their names dragged through the mud because someone doesn’t like them or wants to prove a point. People are bound to be offended if someone suggests their hero dopes and I don’t think the resulting discussion serves any purpose. Without a compelling news story or a positive test it feels needless and divisive. I am willing to hear speculation and gossip on any number of things related to bike racing, but a planned public discussion of whether a certain rider is doped feels wrong.
I want to be clear that I am not suggesting doping doesn’t happen or that it is wrong to talk about it. In writing that previous paragraph I consciously tried to avoid echoing the statements of people who I mistrust who have told us in the past that cycling does not have a doping problem but found it difficult. It is problematic how dangerous it is to not address doping but how difficult it is to do so in a constructive and civilized manner.
Ever since Zulle admitted guilt no one would surprise me
For some reason I always figured that he was clean. He always seemed to struggle just that little more, never quite able to get on top of Indurain’s performance (for example).
Everything about him screamed “clean rider doing his best”, well to me at least.
So since then. No surprises.
But then I still consider the greats of the years gone by with the same reverence, knowing full well that they doped; pretty much all of them…
"Age and treachery will overcome youth and skill" - Fausto Coppi
by muk on Apr 4, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+ many
Nicely put. I wish this wasn’t the case, but truth be told, I love them anyway. Le sigh.
Vlaanderens Mooiste
In many cases I am more surprised a rider gets busted
then that they doped in the first place. It is tough to really believe anyone, which is why the “name a clean rider” game is so difficult to play. I still have fond memories of guys I know were doped, it is hard to alter them after they get caught. I do think there are still riders that if doped would surprise me though, “surprise” is a pretty low threshold for me.
I agree.
But my outbursts are a part of the entropy of that cognitive dissonance.
I hope Moncoutie never gets busted. He’s supposed to be the cleanest guy out there. If he dopes he should get me more VDS points than he has this year.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
agree on moncoutie
but really, the answer is “test and store blood in the one-day races.” Do the whole top 10, for sure.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
Actually, to me there are...
… but I am worried about my inherent, unacknowledged biases…. because the names I would reach for are Wiggo, Cav, Millar, Evans, Sastre – and only one of those is not anglophone
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As i work through my brain
I am picking up some frenchies…
Tommy V, Moncoutie
Sadly, I would love to add the Schlecklet to the list, but I just cant, somehow (note – i am NOT saying he is a doper, just commenting on my level of surprise if he is popped)
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No one could shock me.
There are a few about which I’d have some mild surprise, but that’s about it.* I just can’t get worked up about doping, in accusations or defense, anymore. What I find far more annoying are these weird imaginary personal relationships with riders they’ll never know that get some people so het up over any negative words about that rider. I love the way Cancellara rides. Egoat thinks he’s a doper? Why would that bother me?
Doping doesn’t ruin cycling for me. If it did, cycling would never have been interesting in the first place. It’s always been there. Probably always will be. I don’t know how many times you have to go through the cycle of “Clean now! Err, wait. Oops.” before you come to that conclusion.**
*Actually, there was one that would have shocked me last year. Ask ELPMO who it is.
**I can, however, get worked up about the means and justice of doping control and process.
I love it - PdC diversity at its best...
… I care about doping versus non doping a lot. I dont care about HOW they pop the dopers at all… this is why this place is cool
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if you don't get the process right
then you’ll never effectively control doping. From a fan’s perspective, if I can’t trust the means of control, there’s no point in caring about doping – I can’t trust that those accused actually doped, and I can’t trust that those doping will be accused. Makes the whole process a sham.
but the process is never likely to be 100% foolproof
because the anti-doping gang dont have the resources of a government.
But generally, the high-profile guys they have caught; well, they are pretty much dopers. Not too many false positives amongst them
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no allowed youtube at work...
… which movie?
PS – I know my position isnt the most comfortable – and I wouldnt hold it for genuine crimes.
But basically, it seems to me that it is so damn hard to catch a doper, that by the time you have caught them it is really pretty egregious doping. It’s not just “beyond a reasonable doubt”, it’s “bugger me, they were being obvious about it”
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Governments can't stop crime either.
It’s not a resource issue. No system has shown itself to be able to stamp out the excesses of human behavior effectively.
Prohibition has never worked. The best that anti-doping advocates can hope is that doping is driven so far underground that a) comparatively few people do it; and b) its effectiveness is very limited.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 4, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Fair enough
So would you describe your stance as knowing that the battle can’t be won, but hopeful that the enemy can be contained indefinitely? Is that accurate?
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 4, 2011 10:56 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yep
The idea is to make doping difficult / complicated / socially unacceptable / risky (from a getting caught perspective, not a health perspective). Which will reduce the gains and increases the risk. More dopers popped, less impact of doping.
It’s the best we are going to get
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I agree with you.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 4, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions
he's a bit of an eloquent dude, isn't he?
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
If he can dope and not get caught, so can they all.
So many people who are caught, have been caught within 3 to 6 months of their amazing performances.
Yes, he rides unlike anyone else. He also has twice the ass muscle of most of them.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
Sarcastic Gas on the Fire?
"Does that mean over or resolved?" Arkady Renko
by frans verbiage on Apr 3, 2011 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions
PdCitizens are just strange.
I post this—full incitement to get the dark fears and anger out—and a civility thread breaks out instead. Love ya guys.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
I made a whole team of dopers and I only accused a couple.
All but 5 or 6 have tested positive for some PED. I did accuse some poor Astanans because I figured they all wanted to be like Vino and dopers seem to cost more than 1 point.
I’m a firm believer in legalizing PEDs for sport and doing what Cofidis and Festina did back in the day so that these poor bastards don’t end up like Ricco.
I have to say
I completely, utterly, and totally disagree with your second paragraph. In the first place, even if you can handle the short term risks, we simply do not understand the long term risks of a lot of this stuff, and by legalising it you make it mandatory. In the second, you dont remove the risk – there will always be people who want to push the boundaries, and those guys will start pushing the boundaries from a much more dangerous position (ie, with blood that is basically soup to start with). Plus, a lot of the doctors who do this are pretty much shysters to begin with – most are breaking the law, lots are breaking the hypocractic oath, and all are in it for the money. This isnt gleaming hospitals with George Clooney doing his level best we are talking about – it is Victor Conti et al.
At the point they legalise this stuff, you are into christians / lions territory. Even if you cannot stamp it out, you have to TRY.
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I don't see why this is so complicated.
If you want to go on some rant regarding your thoughts of a rider, then make a post and rant away!
A race thread is for what is happening in the damn race.
Getting more to the point –
I am placing the responsibility back on the management whom were apart of the thread and did not simply just ‘Bah Hammer’ it while stating quite clearly to E-Goat to simply make a post to go rant on.
Why is that so complicated?
It is not stopping anyones freedom to say what they feel, but rather making sure a Race Thread is not chronically getting hijacked by anyone regarding relatively anecdotal opinions.
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i sympathize with egoat's suspicions
There’s no way i can watch what cance has done lately and not wonder about it (and i think he’s a very likable rider and a great rider, doped or not). I mean it’s as though he could enter a ttt by himself and not just win but obliterate the field. What he has been doing lately just seems too much. Granted yesterday lies in contradiction to this (although he didn’t switch bikes for once ;)))) (not sure how serious i am about this but i find it funny that all his superhuman performances have involved a bike change and now he shows he’s human when he doesn’t change bikes – probably just a coinkydink …)
Anyway i agree with the no doping talk during race-thread rule because it is often very distracting. At least during the business end of a race. I actually feel the same about all other sorts of totally O/T comments during the business end of a race, but it’s true that doping discussions are often more distracting than say, cheese discussions. I don’t know, in this case i didn’t find the doping talk particularly distracting – i mean there wasn’t much in the way of real discussion – was more just egoat yelling doper and others telling him to shut up. I can z past all that pretty easily.
So i think egoat screwed up a little – but he’s one of the most enjoyable posters on here. I can certainly cut him some slack.
go swimming!
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
water is way too cold
and will be for a good time to come. Plus still sick at home with some badass lung infection – 4 weeks now. The antibiotics don’t seem able to knock it out. Went on walk in the mountains yesterday evening after the race – maybe all of 2km round trip and am still out of breath and unable to talk without starting coughing. Thought it might be good for me. hell maybe it was – always hard to know for sure.
What a pity...my mother always took us to the beach when we had colds etc because she said salt water was good...
but even in April, the water temp is still 22 degrees..
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
yeah i have walked down to the beach a few times
just sit there and breath in the air for awhile – the mtn hike yesterday involved some climbing so was more difficult.
Climbing right now for you would be a horror.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
well was easy, i stopped and went to sleep a couple of times
was lovely to be up and outside in the mountains again. And we were at a col i climb all the time on the bike.
I did, but never at 14!!! Oh my goodness...even in winter I've never experienced it that cold.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
i rarely "experience" it either
beyond the feet. But there are geezers here who go in every day all winter – i really love those people.
I'm scared of them...
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I suspect them of stupidity and a lemming-like quality that makes them all jump in together =(
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
i really don't think they're stupid at all
when the weather is good it’s a great feeling despite it being hard to get in initially. Also around they don’t jump in all together at all.
Many here jump into tidal swimming pools....makes my eyes water.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
In a way similar to cycling fans
who refuse to accept the truth about their favourite riders? ;)
Of course! In this case it's the cold water that has addled their brains.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Um...that's not cold.
There wouldn’t even be ice on the edges at that temperature.
I yearn for the cobbles--Edvald Boasson Hagen
Perspectives...lucky there are many. For me, that temp would be truly awful
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Very cold is almost better than just "cold"
Just above freezing (alpine lake, north sea) gets the blood flowing like crazy. Rather do that than 50 degrees F (10 C).
"dumped for Greipel?!"
yes they've been trying one kind after another
injections and evrything. Have gotten blood and urine tests and xrays – a scanner on wednesday and then see the pneumologue again on friday. I guess just have to wait. I do seem to feel better and better although the xrays don’t improve.
Ah, I see.
The reason I asked was that I went through what sounds like a similar lung infection 2 years ago. I didn’t get well until they found the right kind of antibiotics. Same story with the xrays for me too. Lung infections are a bitch. I was sick for over a month and after that it took me like 2 months to be back to my usual physical condition. So, some patience seems to be useful. I’m not exactly stacked with patience when it comes to my health. :)
Here’s hoping you get well soon!
ah thanks
I’ve sort of been hearing similar stories around here. At first they took it very lightly – well i had flu symptoms to start with so no antibiotics. Then they thought light normal old bronchitis when that part became more clear – simple, penicillin antibiotics. Then another step up, then another. With the second and third antibiotics i seemed to get better to some degree but then stopped and the lungs haven’t shown improvement.
Thanks for the well-wishes.
i am doping like crazy
actually don’t feel bad much at all anymore – just strange to not heal after so long. and thanks
Could you drop me a line if they eventually diagnose it?
My mother died at the end of Feb. from an undiagnosable double pneumonia. Been hearing about other non-diagnosably viral, non-diagnosably fungal, non-diagnosably bacterial, basically just mysterious pneumonia cases, anecdotally.
And…take care of yourself.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
sure
yeah seems to be a lot of this sort of thing going around here. Oddly my most obvious exposure was my girlfriend’s son. He had the same pattern of the flu with very high temperature for about a week, with bronchitis along for the ride or following. But his responded immeiately to the antibiotics. Mine no and my girlfriend has heard of some other cases closer to my situation.
Bad for convalescence!
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Can I send mine too? I don't earn much, and I own nothing but books.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Agree totally with your last sentence, and I'm old enough even to have my own opinion...
Bloody Egoat raining on my parade…last time I’m nice about Freire…. (wanders off muttering) :)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
Now I KNOW I screwed up!
:-)
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
Only a little bit...you also give me some of my best laughs here :)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
For me it's just a "time and a place" thing
I’d love to see a separate post from ElvisGoat entitled something like:
“I am sick and tired of Cancellarra ….. and here’s why”
It might be a fun and enlightening debate. In fact he probably owes us this post :)
moo
The sad thing is, my only defence of Cance is that he's Stuey's roomie...we all know how that could lead to disappointment.
Nevertheless, until it’s scientifically proven that he’s cheating, I’m going to stick with Cance…and who ever said yesterday that someone like me was ‘fawning’ think again. I’ll apologise profusely and i hope graciously if I’m proven wrong. In the meantime, I’m cheering for Cance. At the very least, he’s on my VDS team.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I'll add some things to that
- He has been on two different teams and his performances basically stack up; often dopers have problems when moving teams and being in a new situation
- He was part of CSC when CSC were taking the doping thing seriously – and nothing hit the radar screen then
- Not only stuey, but also Jens! is a close team-mate
- His performances are consistent across the years. If he is doping, he doesnt have a supergun, and he has done the same thing for 4+ years – a time when anti-doping technology has taken huge leaps forward
- Cance races across pretty much the entire season, and has multiple peaks. We dont see the Rasmussen / Armstrong technique of being irrelevant in all races outside june, which allowed them to manage the doping process and limit exposure to the vampires. Cance’s race profile gives the biopassport maximum chance to catch him, and minimum time periods to dope out of competition (ie more safely).
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I agree and for the main thread question
I think the inconsistency is the key. Its the ‘surprise’ performances, the really, really good day out of the blue that makes me raise my eyebrows and start watching more closely. Sorry seahorse, but Klodi surprised me this year…
No probs...I'll enjoy the shining until science finds I shouldn't :)
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I think O/T comments are my main source of comments in race threads.
But I try to keep it to the quiet hours, before the race is live, and it’s just me and the Aussies.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 4, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions
coinkydink
Sweet!!! New dicho for the 2thvet!!!
Do not interfere in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
Sooooo, now that I've thought about it, what are the proper uses of Coinkydink?
Don’t want to go misusing your sayings even as I admit that I’m stealing them shamelessly!!!
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oh was just an old friend's way
of saying coincidence – i guess just whenever it sounds or feels right – steal away all you want. I’m sure many of us we’ll be stealing many of your lines.
it is just a synonym for coincidence
I’d imagine it is used mostly in the US.
Usually used in a playful or joking manner
I think there is a wierd logical inconsistency in doping accusations
In general, people seem to think that it is acceptable to say that people are dopers before there is ANY evidence – certainly, I am not aware of anything that links Spartacus factually to dope in even a tendentious way; team, acquaintances, doctors etc. Certainly not in the last 4 years, say. So why do some people think we can accuse people of doping? In part, because we have a (partly subconscious) belief that “they are all at it”.
However, the moment you believe “they are all at it” is also the moment that you cannot use superhuman performance as an indicator of doping. If they are all at it, the superhuman outperformance is due to factors other than doping.
So we are free with our accusations BECAUSE we believe doping is rife, but if doping is rife, the individual performance is NOT evidence. Tricky, huh?
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by addict on Apr 4, 2011 7:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Cecchini?
OK, there seem to be different opinions about his involvement in doping, but a (very) tendentious way of pointing the finger at Cancellara would be to compare him with others of Cecchini’s clients.
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
by TheFigurehead on Apr 4, 2011 7:40 AM EDT up reply actions
i guess i'd say
it would be better to refrain from outright accusing him. On the other hand i think it is justified to be suspicious.
'zactly. Which is why, on some level, it's at least as much about us
as about them, or about “the facts.” I’m fascinated by what tweaks people’s doper radar.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
On a related note, I dont get the fuss about Cancellara this year
Last year, yes, I could see the concern – although I can also rationalise it because in RVV he essentially beat one guy in a man to man duel, and in PR the group chasing him never worked together, so it was cance versus one (and sometimes none). cf the 2008 Alpe d’Huez stage for something that strikes me as completely comparable. Once you factored in the tactical situation, I thought his win was entirely explainable by talent.
This year – I didnt see E3, so i cannot comment. But in RVV, we had a guy go onto the attack, blow up, get ridden back into the group, hang with the leaders and get a rest – while noting that the leaders were also pretty much on the rivet as well – and squeeze a result out by tactical nouse. Substitute RVV for Gent-Wewelgem, and you have just described pretty much Tommy Voelckler (without such a high placing), who NOBODY thinks is doped, except possibly on French national pride.
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definitely
RvV doesn’t fit with the suspicions. E3 for me was something else. Perhaps i misread the race but it was the most incredible of cance’s performances. Hey, here’s to hoping it was legit.
I thought he dominated a weak field...
Viewing it, though, it raised my eyebrow and I am a fan. I still “hope” he’s clean. But, “hope” is not always good enough, huh?
E3 is the bigggest WOW! performance I can recall
Lance, Ricco, DiLuca included. I’m assuming that pushed sceptics over the edge.
Sure Stage 17 to Monzine is the biggest?
But as I say, I didnt see E3. But I wonder about the level of competition there. No serious QS, and people may have been keeping their powder dry. But I am not really qualified to comment
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And thinking about it
Ricco riding formation off the front with another saunier duval to a stage win was another bad moment
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I was never that wowed by the Landis thing
( wowed but limited) Felt he had a lot of help from a peloton that didn’t take him seriously. Holding Sastre et al off in the end was wow-ing of course. Saunier Duval was strong but still, others weren’t that far off. Cance just handled a full field of classicsriders on near peak-form as he pleased, blowing through group after group as a freight-train.
Full field?
Weren’t half of them at G-W? Certainly no Tommeke. Werent quite a lot of others missing? (asking for info, not for rhetorical debate)
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and this time
as opposed to PR last year, they appeared to be really trying to hold his wheel and couldn’t. After coming from way back on his own after a mechanical and the obligatory bike change, he cruised past the peloton and then the breaks – all on his own, always in the wind, sometimes dragging along a group for awhile before dropping them. Then proceeded to power away and increase his lead. I don’t know exactly – maybe for 30km he did this? Just didn’t see the same lack of interest in chasing of PR 2010.
That seems v odd
Clearly something wierd happening.
But then, one week later, Chava has precisely zero trouble holding his wheel. If he is doping, he cocked up his peak…
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Chava looked to be hurting to me - and to add, Chava is on a different level himself then the guys in E3 trying to hold Cance's wheel.
Chavanel was always named as a tier2 potential winner of Flanders (so that means he’s basically on the list of top 10-15 potential winners).
I dunno
I think everyone was hurting by that stage of the race – but once Chava got settled I never thought Cance was going to be able to drop him on the flat (actually, I wanted him to work with cance so it would be two up at the finale. Call me the Vaughters of fans).
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Isnt that simply saying that the guys at E3 weren't good enough?
As I say, didnt see the race, but it sounds like Cance basically went through a bunch of flotsam and jetsam.
Could someone tell me who was in the groups that Cance went through?
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From CN race report:
http://www.cyclingnews.com/races/e3-prijs-vlaanderen-harelbeke-1-hc/results
With thirty kilometres to go the situation was as follows: Vanmarcke was leading by half a minute, ahead of Haussler, O’Grady, Terpstra, Jerome, Larsson, Hinault and Roelandts. Cancellara and ten others followed at almost a minute down on Vanmarcke, with the Swiss rider only receiving help from Vladimir Gusev (Katusha).
This was where Cance was pulling the 10 for quite some bit. After the race the guys behind him said he was “superhuman” and all that…
On the Knokteberg climb, O’Grady realized – without needing a race radio – that he would be of better help for his teammate by dropping back from the first chase group to help Cancellara close the gap.
Meanwhile up front Terpstra accelerated and caught Vanmarcke thus keeping the Cancellara group at a distance. After the Knokteberg Terpstra, Haussler, Jerome, Roelandts and Vanmarcke still had about twenty seconds on the Caancellara group but O’Grady closed the gap on the cobbles of the Varent with 19km to go.
Tankink attacked; Cance countered; Tankink tried to respond and cramped – HH too, but sat up rather quickly. Cance won by a minute.
I am a fanboy, but was pretty awestruck by the performance. Not sure that word is quite right, but not totally skeptical about it and at the same time it makes you wonder. He was so strong…
It should be noted that the 4-5kms that o'grady dropped back to pace Cance, they still had the other break towed behind them.
So, Cance got a 4-5km reprieve of sorts where he was eating/drinking/etc and then as soon as he had the lead group in sight he moved to the front, upped the pace (Tuft was quoted later as saying it was an amazing increase in pace and quickly everyone was suffering), and then road away.
But that is a somewhat different take than "he simply rode through the groups"
- He worked with Gusev for a while, getting rest in his draft
- He had O’Grady for some of it, and O’GRady did a lot of work (Cance presumably got some rest then)
- Of the names mentioned, most seem 2nd or 3rd tier – I would expect Spartacus to deal with most of them fairly easily.
This sounds like big fish/ small pond territory to me – but then i didnt see the race so i dont have the context
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my personal impression
is that the gusev and ogrady contributions are given more weight in the account than what i remembered. I do remember ogrady dropping back and helping, but not for long.
I think you had to see it to appreciate it.
oops - meant to finish
Gusev’s “help” was maybe one pull.
O’Grady was about 4-5km. It was, I think a pretty good help because it allowed Cance to arrive somewhat recovered (whatever that means). The remaining 20 second gap to the lead group was brought back by Stuey…
Here's a hypothetical question
- You have a 30km timetrial
- Cancellara is one rider
- The other rider is a two-up combination of (say) Terpstra and Haussler
- Now – how much will Cance win by?
1 minute 30 seconds? I would say yes…
Not completely hypothetical – Cance on his own in a TT averages faster than about two thirds of the teams in a TTT
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now you're getting to what i find odd -
not that cance can ride away from terpstra or haussler but that he can ride away from a group of guys like that plus the peloton. You mention a tt of two, but we see him ride away from larger groups. There may be nothing to it, but i’m not used to seeing it. It seems to go against the basic rules of cycling. Perhaps my own ignorance – although some other people seem to feel the same way.
I get what you are saying
But most of the time, the big groups arent riding. Teams see him go, think “oh ****” and spend the next 20kms wondering who is going to chase, rather than actually chasing. Occassional bursts by individual riders doesnt count.
Cance is a TTer par excellance. To bring him back, you need a paceline and the peloton will end up strung out in a line. Seriously, in RVV and PR last year, and E3 this year, and RVV until BMC hit the front, when did you see that?
To me, the X-factor is psychological. Cance has (or at least, had) the peloton beaten immediately he got clear, so they didnt bother to chase. Whether this holds up now the peloton have discovered that he CAN be ridden back is another matter.
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He makes very intelligent jumps.
he seems to memorize courses well, and always jumps right at a turn that only he has managed to navigate at speed, and also end up on the only good patch of road on the far side of the curve… Well, that’s what it looks like when we can see the road. If you’re not looking at the road, it sure seems like he just levitates, turns on afterburners, etc.
I continue to feel that we don’t ever have quite the full picture. Is he the only one to have fully dry tires at a key spot?
I remember when we were arguing about a fall (Thor vs. Boonen?) at the side of the road (PR?) and it took a strikingly long time for us to find out / notice that the road was massively domed at the point. Ride the wrong line, and it’s like riding along the side of a steep hill. And then, the fall sort of snapped into focus as a predictable result, not a random bit of bad luck.
Yes, Tony has a scary amount of good luck. He also clearly works for his “luck”—it’s like the edison quote about genius being 99% perspiration, 1% inspiration. Luck involves preparation, thought, and noticing when there’s a chance for luck to happen. I don’t expect it to spread itself evenly around the peloton.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
On the psychological advantage factor,
I’m not sure Cance lost that at all. When Boonen enticed him out to play, he was ridden off Cance’s wheels like his brakes were rubbing. Cancellara lost the race because he went too early and even he couldn’t hold off the BMC charge. Also, BMC brought the race back together and couldn’t manage a podium, so even though there is a formula to beating him, it’s not a formula to winning. Also, when he was caught, I thought it was over for him, but he still led the field up the Muur and still attacked with 3km left to decide the final selection. He wasn’t going to roll over. I think he will be riding with anger in Roubaix which could be scary.
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Excellent points
If you watched the point when he attacked to solo it out, the rider immediately behind him is sep. The guy that had been out on his own for a long time. HH is the only one who attempted to chase out of that group.
Also, soloing home from 170-200k when all the climbing is over is different than doing it from 220-260k with substantial obstacles still to come.
Nobody rides away from a group unless they let them. One or two guys, sure. But if the group wants to catch them they can.
There is a major difference between a TT with aero gear and the end of a 200+ kilometer race
I picked Riccardo Ricco for my 2011 VDS team, and submitted said team well before the submission deadline. I fully understand the error of my ways, and plead with the VDS Gods to allow me to resubmit my team.
Agree
But I would counter that both parties are equally ****ed. And if anything, Cance should be fresher – he had been sitting in the peloton out of the wind, whereas the break guys had been – um, in the break.
And one of the things I have noticed about Cance is that he really seems to keep a good position when out soloing, unlike many… still body, good position etc. He genuinely does seem to be in TT mode, not just hanging a couple of wrists over the down tube to make it look like he is
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couple of divergent points
1. Agree about Cancellara’s aero-positioning. This is important BECAUSE the rider’s position is the most important factor in the drag equation, regardless of what sort of bike one’s on. In fact, up until this year, I’d almost bet that Robert Gesink was more aero on his road bike than on his time trial bike.
2. Agree with SJ up-thread on many points, especially not wanting to give in to the desire to think that I “know” anything about these riders.
3. Objective data about rider’s power outputs over the years would go a long way in discussions of possible doping cases.
I was too
But then, Chava is GOOD. Were the guys at E3 on his level (I dont know – I would love someone to answer…)
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i'm trying to remember and drawing a blank
except for haussler who is clearly not on top form. But at the time it didn’t strike me as flotsam and jetsam.
Stage 17 I sorta agree with you on
but the SD formation stuff. It wasnt that Ricco stood on his pedals at a time of his choosing and rode off up the road. It was that he had a domestique – who should have been blown from riding tempo – slap bang on his wheel when he did so.
It’s the only time I have been 100% certain that I was watching a team doping strategy in action.
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And 2000-2005 tours de france
Didn’t?
by R Mc on Apr 4, 2011 8:35 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
I was still pretty naive then
It was post Flandis / Puerto that I finally grew up
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Ahem...(y)our age is showing...some Pdc'errs were teenagers even in 2004
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Even regardless of age
I think a lot of (often American) fans were new to the sport because of Lance or started paying a lot more attention to pro cycling because of him. I seem to recall several PdC commenters and editors (Chris among them iirc?) saying they believed the deception, many until Landis or even longer.
I know I did.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 5, 2011 5:01 AM EDT up reply actions
I always figured Lance was on 'something'
Just something that as yet did not have a test developed to detect.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
Also
I knew less about cycling then
I thought having a lead out train on 12% gradients was normal…
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EG - I took offence to the "lancerella" comments and told ya so.
I tried to ignore the stuff that came later – but admit it irritated me to see it going on. Glad to see the apology and I am not going to harp on that anymore at all. In fact, I think the “lancerella” name is fine to use if you want. It’s your opinion and if the name helps ya avoid getting all irritated and having to leave the live threads, then use away please. I do it with Bahvendish when he’s acting like a shithead. So, anyway, the community is better with you in it and feeling free to represent yourself – If “lancerella” helps keep ya sane – please go for it and I won’t be offended by it.
Cheers.
I think Lanceralla is different to Bahvendish
The latter is simply calling someone a bit of a **** (I dont agree, but see how people get there).
The former is a deliberate accusation. I would rather leave it out, if we are allowed a vote on the matter…
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I'm not quite so certain
many folks have posted that Mr. Armstrong’s ****-hole personality is much, much harder to take than the specifics of how he manages his blood chemistry.
Vlaanderens Mooiste
yeah. that's prob more the telling point.
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
But dont people agree that Cance seems basically to be a nice guy?
Insofar as we know any of these riders?
So Lancellara makes no sense if it is a personality comment
(PS i may as well admit what is obvious, I am on the fan side of the Cance argument)
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yes. i'm probably not going to word this properly.
“lancellara” to me seemed wrong, not due to the doping allegations (whatever), as opposed to what it implied about cance’s character.
“bahvendish” …. he just acts like a shit. and, no, not much of a fan of his.
“lancellara”…. the person is a prick. and, no, i don’t see cance as a prick.
as to the doping allegations, i could care less one way or the other. i enjoy watching cycling for the entertainment factor. i like some riders more than others, and stage races to most one days races (i like the hills, not so much the flats).
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This is what I took offense to - in the live thread. There seems to be a clear personality difference between the two...
That said, dumb ars that I am – I didn’t catch that is was dope snark until the conversation took that turn (which I then just bowed out of…). So, I think, call him anything he wants. I care less – My energy should have been better spent yelling at myself for being too dense to get the snark.
:)
To a point yes,
what I’m saying is that the allusion is to blood chemistry management, but sophisticated cycling fans have come to terms with this. We’ve seen our heroes and favorites laid low. For me personally, I’ve seen enough of my favorites laid low by scandal to have to come to terms that even my very favorite rider, who was never touched by doping scandal, is most likely complicit in doing what it takes to compete, so to speak.
I like the term “Lancellara” because it points to one rider being used as a Galahad figure. It comments on the untouchable nature of this rider and the uncritical adoration that is heaped at his feet. God-damn, the man is a beautiful rider and has earned all of his accolades and each of his Tifosa.
I’m a completely biased Quickstep and Boonen man, but I’ve got zero problems with Cancellara. He’s a miracle of the gods. I do have a problem with uncritical adoration, or adoration that makes him out to be a different sort of creature than the competition. If I’m honest with myself, I can’t really believe that there is any difference between his performances and Davide Rebellin, other than one had the bad manners to allow his training practices to be made public. I wish it weren’t so, but there you have it.
So, when I see “Lancellara” used, I see this label thrown at the fans, not at the rider. I see it as a reminder of where uncritical adoration will get us, if we fail to suppress the impulse.
I suppose that is pissing in the oatmeal of fans who enjoy the exuberance of unconditional love, but there you have it. I think the best solution is for doping talk, not just doping allegations to be considered bad manners in a live thread. No “he’s going to his suitcase of courage” and no “he’s so much better than those dirty dopers, he’s doing this clean!”
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Well, that sort of presumes that our adulation (if that's what we're doing)
is an underinformed as the Lance phenomenon. I think some in the media would like that, but I’m not at all sure that the shoe fits. I mean, in races where his role is superdomestique or water carrier—and they do exist—I don’t hear people rooting for him to win the race.
I do often hope, on those occasions that I’ll see some really beautiful descending, though. And, yes, I also was wowed by Lance’s cross country escapade when he was forced off the road into the turf of that steep switchback in 2003.
I also happen to think that Cance’s riding style is just strikingly beautiful. I could be watching a training ride, not a race, and it would still be enjoyable. I like riders with a distinctive and aesthetically pleasing riding style. Actually, Nuyens was also looking good, in that respect, though he doesn’t quite meld that combination of “locked in” and “fluid.”
"dumped for Greipel?!"
i agree with a lot of the points made here
-live threads = no dope talk. period.
-can’t be surprised by any rider testing positive. nothing against (most of) the riders, it’s just the sad state of the sport.
-cancellara seems to be a nice guy and is an amazing athlete
-amazing athletes raise suspicion.
-lancellara is a funny play on names.
-accusing riders of doping is easy. proving they’re clean is impossible.
-people shouldn’t be put into the position of defending a rider they like, unless they want to. which is why it should be kept out of live threads. people attend those to watch some bike racing, not convert cynics.
-this isn’t the biggest deal. we’ve done a great job so far, in my opinion.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
by ant1 on Apr 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
The thing that bugs me about doping allegations based solely on performance...
is the implicit message that there is no such thing as a legitimately outstanding (and by outstanding I mean head-and-shoulders above the rest) performance or performer. To me, this is both demoralizing—because outstanding performances/performers are the very thing I find inspiring in sports—and, more importantly, factually unsound. Babe Ruth must have been a doper? Ty Cobb? Wayne Gretzky? Joe Montana? Secretariat? Major Taylor? Even Eddy Merckx, who pretty clearly WAS a doper, is a convincing argument for the existence of superhuman athletes, since all his competition was doping too.
In short, I don’t think there is much doubt that legitimately superhuman (or superequine, in Secretariat’s case) athletes exist. You can wonder whether Cancellara is really one of them… but lacking any substantial evidence of doping, what is the point? He COULD be a doper… he could also be one of the legitimate greats. Why not hold on to that latter possibility until you have a solid reason to believe otherwise?
What else can I say? I'm really happy. --Vincenzo Nibali
Minor quibble:
“He COULD be a doper… he could also be one of the legitimate greats.”
These two terms are not mutually exclusive. Last years’ cobbles season plus a career’s worth of sporting awesomeness clearly put him in a group with the sports all-time best. The sport, however, being what it is, has a list of all-time bests that includes a lot of dopers. C’est la vie.
What I want to avoid is polemica that frames real on-road competition into white-hats versus black-hats, a la Pantani versus Armstrong in the 2000 TdF. Instead of a battle between climbers on Ventoux, Joux-Plane, or Courcheval; the press ended up framing it as a battle between the good guy and the loud-mouthed doper.
This has little to do with Cancellara himself, he can’t help how he is portrayed, but I’m very, very uneasy about the Lancification of Fabien. Not because of what he’s done, but because of what the fans end up doing. I just want to watch cycle races, I don’t care for the pressure to wear a figurative “”http://www.cafepress.com/believetyler" target="new">I believe Tyler" t-shirt.
This is what the no doping talk rule means, no accusations and no denials. We just don’t talk about it on race day. If one group decides to abuse this and turn it into "blow sunshine up everyone’s on race days, it becomes a lot less fun. The rule works better if everyone just avoids the topic, it works worse if one side uses the rule to bully those who don’t drink the kool-aide.
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Quibble about your quibble...
I was using “legitimate greats” to mean “non-doping greats,” a category that I believe exists. I do agree that there is such a thing as an “illegitimate great,” i.e. a great who dopes—e.g. Merckx, Armstrong, probably Contador.
And I do agree that it’s unhealthy to canonize riders who we believe are clean—because that’s all it is, a belief, not knowledge. I hold any such beliefs very tentatively, knowing that they could explode any day… but I do hold them until given reason not to.
What else can I say? I'm really happy. --Vincenzo Nibali
Canonizing the clean
Even though everyone might be a doper, I find it’s psychologically necessary to do this to some extent. In turn, I tend to be angry at dopers to the extent that they victimize the perceived clean.
I’ve never hated Armstrong like most of my fellow hard-cores. His personality doesn’t bother me so much, I guess. But mostly because I can’t figure out who he possibly could have cheated out of a TdF win. Everyone was partaking, testing was not a deterrant.
Contador bother me more because he beat Cadel Evans for the TdF win by 23 seconds. With all AC’s LA-level signs of serial doping. At a time when testing provided a stronger deterrant and doping was not an absolute rule even among GC guys. I don’t know if I can put Andy, Nibali, Menchov, and SamSam in the same box as Cadel, but my guard is permanently up now.
When EG fingers Cancellara, or when anyone calls out anyone, I wonder if there’s a reaction to their own Cadel of the cobbles peloton. Some specific rider(s) being cheated. Or maybe there’s just a feeling that the cobbled peloton is generally cleaner?
by Mr 60 Percent on Apr 4, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
There isn't really a feeling that the cobbles are any cleaner.
Nico Mattan pretty much put an end to that kind of denial.
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If you have a chance to re-watch the 2000 Tour
You get to see Nico Mattan battling the entire Kelme squad for the KoM prize. He actually came pretty close. A doping classic.
by Mr 60 Percent on Apr 4, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
time to break out the vhs tapes
and see if can hook up a player to the tv.
2000, was that a Santi Botero year for Kelme?
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yes, botero won the kom that year while riding for kelme
"Wizard's first rule. People are stupid. They will believe anything they want to be true or fear to be true." -- Terry Goodkind
Kelme's pre-EPO test exploits were legendarily dope-a-licious
At the 2000 Tour Heras was 5th Botero was 7th and KOM, Escartin was 8th and Oxtoa was 13th and the runner-up in the KOM competition. I wish FMK or someone would compose a list of most doped-to-the-gills teams ever, that would be fun.
Not gonna be me. Not really my scene. I like the big picture. The culture of the time and that. Getting down and dirty and saying who was the bigger doper … someone else can do that.
pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway
by fmk on Apr 5, 2011 5:53 AM EDT up reply actions
understandable, I was envisioning it more as a comic piece
but I suppose it would be tough to pull off that way because it would probably be rather depressing
Not to mention that someone (as I look in the mirror) would
probably miss the joke and get their tail in a wringer!
Do not interfere in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup!
More that I feel that we're all being cheated.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
I think few will argue with you on this, and I’m glad you have recognised there is a time and place for everything.
Thank you again for the astonishingly mature nature you have had in this discussion.
What would Deming do? (+8:00 GMT)
You are welcome.
There were a lot of fresh cowboys in the peloton and it was a nervous fuss. Tommeke
Many of the above likely did dope, by modern standards.
Major Taylor early, in the 6-day era of his youth. The others? Cocaine and amphetamines were both legal in Babe Ruth’s day. Alcohol wasn’t, and he certainly indulged in that. Relevance to performance? Who knows.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
A few people have mentioned Merckx as a known doper
OK,
But I would suggest that “doping” in his era was not just prevalent (as many note) but also only limitedly effective …. unlike the EPO / blood doping eras.
Or am I under-estimating the power of amphetamines, whiskey (counterproductive?) and other early era doping?
moo
and cigarettes while riding.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
tobacco quiets a reflexive cough, topically.
One of the reasons it is hard for smokers to quit.
And, yeah, short term, amphetamines are pretty effective stuff. Ice / methamphetamines / yabaa are used as both a party drug and a work drug in SE Asia, because you can go nonstop for hours or days. When tour stages were 300km and bikes didn’t have speeds, I’m willing to bet they made a huge difference.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
Hm... not at all sure.
additive, destructive, and with unavoidable downsides. But if your image of speed freaks is basement-dwelling losers, it looks a lot different when the guy in question is also at the peak of his physical form.
"dumped for Greipel?!"
nb - Amphetamines are v close to Ritalin
which does indeed have magic powers for concentration
not sure wht it does to fast twitch muscles though
Warning... not everything I say should be taken entirely seriously
One "optimistic" (for lack of a better word) interpretation
might be that the passport and other efforts are pushing the sport back to the pre-EPO, less dramatic, doping levels. That is , doping in cycling is normalized to levels of other sports as the hyper-efficient methods get too risky.
I hope and think this is what we are seeing and I think it’s a reasonable target. Zero-doping is just never happening but as long as clean athletes at least have a reasonable chance to compete with the cheaters I’m a happy camper.
by Jens on Apr 4, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Will – surely the issue is that when caught on all three occassions the bastard denied, denied and denied it?
Honestly, the doping only half annoys me. It’s the lies and the bullshit it brings with it that really kills me.
pounding along in three ratios like a sonata
like a Ritter with pommelled scrotum atra cura on the step
Botticelli from the fork down pestling the transmission
tires bleeding voiding zeep the highway
by fmk on Apr 5, 2011 5:54 AM EDT up reply actions
+1
omerta takes what could be a rather small problem and makes it a massive issue that threatens to take the whole sport down.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
except, that his unique status within the sport
creates a big problem.
It’s kinda like Mr. Kelly’s selective Alzheimers when it comes to remembering doping . . .
Quantifying doping is getting complicated.
The Nor Cal High School MTB League banned caffeine in competition because of the potential effects to the teenagers who might be using it for an athletic advantage. They aren’t regulating it with testing but an honor system with coaches ensuring their racers don’t use it.
Can you imagine banning caffeine in pro-cycling? IT is a stimulant known to help with glucose uptake and short burst efforts, so essentially a PED.
Caffeine was taken off the prohibited list, 5 years ago or something like that
Now it’s in the “monitoring programe”,
"WADA, in consultation with Signatories and governments, shall establish a monitoring program regarding substances which are not on the Prohibited List, but which WADA wishes to monitor in order to detect patterns of misuse in sport."
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
by TheFigurehead on Apr 4, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Particularly usefull for someone who doesn't "mainline" caffieine.
Nicotine, a bronchial dilater in non-addicts, would also be a banned substance if it was just invented.
"I love the guys that everyone else in the peloton hate to see hit the front." sminer
Just a few days ago
World anti-doping chiefs could soon target athletes using nicotine as a performance-enhancing substance, a top WADA official said on Friday.
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
by TheFigurehead on Apr 5, 2011 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions
It's a fairly quick boost
But I believe that the amounts of caffeine in one Coca Cola isn’t enough, a positive test, when it was banned, needed a urine concentration of 12 micrograms per millilitre.
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger...
by TheFigurehead on Apr 5, 2011 2:42 AM EDT up reply actions
I read somewhere that to fail the test
you would need to ingest 600 mg (I believe a Coke is around 33mg) and be tested within 2 to 3 hours. It also said that maximum benefits occurred when you ingested 5 to 6 mg per kg of bodyweight. So even the heaviest competitive rider would have the caffeine out their system at the end of a typical road stage.
Cancellara has been winning off the front of the
peloton for years. Remember the TdF 2007 Stage 3? Or how about the 2008 Olympic RR when he jumped up to the front (can’t find good vid of that.) Or the TdSuisse 2008? And then there’s MSR 2008.
My point being: Cance has been winning road races by powering off the front for years, it didn’t just start happening last year. Is it possible he’s better at it now because he’s done it so many times? You’d think so….
I’m a huge fan, and terribly prejudiced, but you have to really consider that this is how he wins road races.
I hear you sister! And I believe :)
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
I believe
That’s the key, isn’t it? It’s about faith, ultimately, because unless some test says someone is guilty, you’ll just never know for sure.
For mine, I try not to believe. Despite that, there might be a handful of riders where I would be (as Dirk McQuickly might say) shocked and stunned were they to found doping. So I believe them, I suppose, despite myself. The rest … I’m either sceptical or (in some cases) disbelieving. Those last two, of course, being quite different things.
As to whether that means I don’t enjoy cycling as much because of it: sure. But I still think that riders have done amazing things, dope or no dope. Landis’s ride on stage 17 of the 2006 Tour was magnificent, clean or not. He cheated, though, was caught and was rightly disqualified. Not only do nice guys sometimes dope, dopers sometimes do admirable things.
"It’s about faith, ultimately,"
Faith, indeed. And in cycling, faith makes you look like a small child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know . . .
what lies at the bottom
And, of course, it’s darker’n a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night. There is no bottom.
probably working the banana stand.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Cunning.
Come to think of it, that description could apply to both George Michaels.
good one!
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Now I've got the words to the
“big yellow joint” song in my head. Better than Freedom 90, I suppose.
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the visuals from freedom 90 are nice
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
by that i mean the video
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
You're doing it wrong. Correct response was
“Dunno, last I saw, he was on his way to the men’s room.”
i've made a huge mistake
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
I give you the Rutles and you want George Michael?
This isn’t ’Nam, Smokey. There are rules.
I'm cynical enough to imagine many things... I choose ignore my doubts simply because I prefer some verification before
pointing fingers. I’ve said it before, and i mean it…only Stuey being exposed as a cheat now would devastate me.
"How strange it was to see men doing something beautiful. Something pointless and elegant." Tim Winton, 'Breath'
A thread about superhumans and no mention of Charlie Sheen?
who is always winning and has tiger blood in him(seems dangerous)? Well fine…
It's Timofey MOZGOD time
Ujiri for MVE
GALLO!!!
At least he admitted he doped.
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by tehGrindCrusher on Apr 5, 2011 5:03 AM EDT up reply actions
Looks like we need to investigate Ballan...he had the words "Carne di Tigre" writted on his little cheat sheet on his stem
Tiger meat, baby. Obviously this was a reminder for Ballan to get his Tiger steak sandwich at the feed zone…Why do you think BMC had so many guys to pull it back together in the finale?? Connect the dots man
by Vlaanderen90 on Apr 5, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions
Tiger steak: guaranteed 100% clenbutreol free.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
Check out this article on Cancellara in CyclingNews. His statements about dope testing are reminiscent of someone else’s.
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."
the article has a fanshot of its own
"Ants don’t worry, they operate like a fantastic team, they accept obstacles and deal with them in a positive manner, they don’t complain and remain positive. An ant doesn’t work on emotion, is proactive and always chooses the ant role."

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