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Evil Sideburns has an eeeeeviiiiil plan...

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(Apologies for two doll posts in two days. This needed up before, like, HWMNBN actually confesses.)

Photo credits:
Lance Armstrong in Postal kit:: Creative Commons license Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic (CC BY-NC-SA 2.0), By Eugene Wei; Jan Ullrich: Creative Commons license Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic (CC BY-NC-SA 2.0) By Daniel Giles; Armstrong in yellow on podium released into public domain by photographer, Gawain78; syringe: This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 2.5 Generic, 2.0 Generic and 1.0 Generic license By Biggishben. Doll photos mine.

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