Stephen Roche has Feelings about the current image of the sport of cycling. Roche wants more rules. Among his objections? Riders racing with their jerseys unzipped. It doesn't look nice, he says. Right, because you know, riding through the mud at Paris-Roubaix, everyone always looks so nice. Maybe we could also add stops along the way for the riders to tidy themselves. Oh noes! A splotch of mud! I must remove it! For it does not look nice! Oh Stephen.