Viewer's Guide to the Amgen Tour of California!

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America's Biggest and Best Stage Race* kicks off edition #7 this coming Sunday, with a rolling and rocking course up and down the Golden State's rugged landscape, enough to make the pack sprinter in each of us bleed from the ears. Yep, it's gonna be a shootout, and you're going to watch. Why? Because it's beautiful, easy to follow, and you're at work.** The Podium Cafe will be chock-full of commentary, which you'll casually check in between answering emails. You're going to give co-workers evasive answers about meetings in the afternoon. You might even knock off early a day or two (after quietly slipping into the office early to watch the end of the Giro stage). Admit it. And let me help you...

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Basta! To the race... Here is our Viewer's Guide to the Cali course. I know there are some bona fide Cali experts out there who can fill in details, but for the big picture, read on.

Stage 1: Santa Rosa - Santa Rosa, 185km

Sunday, May 13 (arrival @ 4pm PDT)

What's It About? The Levi Leipheimer tribute stage. Leipheimer has built a strong name ID with Santa Rosa, his adopted hometown, which he celebrates with his Gran Fondo. Levi has also won half of the Tour of Cali editions completed so far. His fingerprints are all over this stage, which takes in part of the gran fondo route, a chunk of Highway 1, and about 3000 feet of climbing. Unfortunately Leipheimer is in no shape to do anything on the bike right now.

Who Got This? Erm, it probably wasn't going to be Levi anyway, unless he'd spent the spring at Klodi's sprinting camp for climbers. The up-and-down will dampen the enthusiasm of quadricep muscles across the sprinters' club, but I can think of a few guys (coughPeterSagancough) who should be up to the task.

Viewing Plan: Not a bad way to wind down a mellow weekend, if your Sunday isn't overly scheduled, since the race is on NBC Sports (ex-Vesus), not just the Tour Tracker. Myself, I dream of a world where Sunday isn't overly scheduled. Highlights will have to suffice.

Stage 2: San Francisco - Santa Cruz County, 188km

Monday, May 14 (arrival @ 4pm PDT)

What's It About? Apparently Aptos didn't pony up enough scratch to get named as the finishing town (Aptos-intolerant?). But in fact the race finishes in Aptos. This cannot be denied. The start in downtown San Fran should make for some lovely pictures, and there will be enough coastal scenery to make you resent California forever. A couple long climbs look scary on the profile but nobody seems to be talking about them.

Who Got This? Same as the day before. Actually, with the grand depart out of the way, a Monday ride down the coast could be pretty, um, non-selective. I can think of worse things than a Kittel-Sagan showdown.

Viewing Plan: Hello Tour Tracker! I wouldn't cancel any meetings, but a conference call with the sound off is a good call.

Stage 3: San Jose - Livermore, 185km

Tuesday, May 15 (arrival @ 4pm or so PDT)

What's It About? The reverse of the traditional stage that incudes the fairly awesome Sierra Road climb. Well, riding it in reverse takes that out of play, and the organizers have replaced it with Mount Diablo, a California cycling legend known for incomparable views and CHiPs tagging speeding cyclists on the descent. This happens halfway through the stage, however. Patterson Pass is close to the finish and likelier to make a difference.

Who Got This? Climbers could make some noise here, if they're sick of watching sprints develop, and if they like going downhill fast enough. Smart move would be to tell Nibali that the organizers are giving away a giant cannoli to the stage winner.

Viewing Plan: Last hour should be fun. Tell your coworkers you have a brief to write and cannot be disturbed.

Stage 4: Sonora - Clovis, 209km

Wednesday, May 16 (arrival @ 4:40pm PDT)

What's It About? The one east-side stage, slogging up and down in the Sierra Nevada foothills all day, before tipping down into the Central Valley for another finish in Clovis, a town thought to have disappeared 13,000 years ago when a comet exploded over Lake Michigan. Seriously, this stage will be a geologist's and archaeologist's dream.

Who Got This? If this stage doesn't see a successful breakaway, I will drink the contents of Owens Lake.

Viewing Plan: Get sh... stuff done.

Stage 5: Bakersfield ITT, 30km

Thursday, May 17 (last rider @ 3:45pm PDT)

What's It About? Pretty flat course tracing the Kern River, meaning it's not technical either.

Who Got This? The GC guys will begin showing their cards, or not (c'mon Gesink!). Dave Zabriskie heads up a pretty decent list of guys who know how to throw down against the watch.

Viewing Plan: It's possible the GC will be pretty tightly bunched, meaning you have to watch the whole thing.

Stage 6: Palmdale - Big Bear Lake, 185km

Friday, May 18 (arrival @ 3:45pm PDT)

What's It About? Rerun of the queen stage from 2010, although that day ended in a middlin group sprinting it out, with Sagan punking the climbers. The highlights are Angeles Crest and the 40k climb(ish) up to Big Bear Lake.

Who Got This? There is no reasonable argument to be made that this stage will decide anything, but it should get rid of most of the pretenders.

Viewing Plan: Last hour video, for sure.

Stage 7: Ontario - Mount Baldy, 185km

Saturday, May 19 (arrival @ 3:30pm PDT)

What's It About? The no-doubt-about-it Queen Stage, a virtual rerun of last year's epic ascent, apart from meaningless changes to the start. The warmup happens on Glendora Ridge Road, right from the opening gun, but the main course is the ride to the top of Baldy. This graphic will make Jimbo's eyes vomit:

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Who Got This? Hoanah. He said so already.

Viewing Plan: Last two hours, minimum. In other words, the whole thing.

Stage 8: Hollywood - Los Angeles, 68km

Sunday, May 20 (arrival @ noon PDT)

What's It About? A circuit race around downtown LA, timed to catch people on their way home from Saturday night. It ends three freeway segments from LAX, meaning the traffic standing between the riders and their return flights to Europe is only about two hours or so. Riders will still have time to pick up a pork pie hat in the duty free area.

Who Got This? Last sprinter standing.

Viewing Plan: Probably a good time to check the Giro schedule.

Preview of the combatants tomorrow!

Photo by Doug Pensinger, Getty. Baldy Profile courtesy of Climbbybike.com

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