Hey kids, gather round and Uncle Lance is going to tell you a story. I've never told this story before so you have to promise to be nice and listen to all I have to say and not snicker while I'm talking. Auntie Oprah has promised to be a real nice lady and help Uncle Lance remember all the important stuff that Uncle Lance might forget in all the excitement otherwise. Isn't this going to be fun?
Welcome to the Lance confession bonanza. Lets treat it with all the seriousness it deserves so pull up a chair, uncork the wine,bring the beercooler, pop the popcorn and lets see what, if anything, new information Lance brings to the table. Enjoy and remember to play nice.