110 teams picked LEVI LEIPHEIMER, which I find both ridiculous and strangely reassuring at the same time. The "ridiculous" stems from his utter lack of having any hope of scoring points, since he is not on an actual cycling team, and the "reassuring" from the hope you all had that the little dude might find a home. It's like watching "Annie" for the first time, except for the ending part. So I admire and mock you all equally, you bunch of wonderful fools.

Also, one team drafted Ricardo fucking Ricco? That's some balls right there, veloboy, whoever you are. Big brass balls filled with cobra venom and hair gel.