After having dispatched his former teammate Daniel Oss 65-6, The President of Fastvakia moves on to his next
speedbump opponent Juan Van der Flecha, who somehow somehow somehow won the sprint to the line against Niki The Turtle Terpstra, final vote not withstanding.
Speaking of Flecha I wonder how the rest of the Spanish riders in the greater peloton relate to him. I mean maybe JJ Rojas quietly says hi but to the rest of them he's like this rare orchid, found in the swamps. What can they say to him? "Great ride in, what was that race again? Too bad you have The Accountant's finishing kick."
Anyways, if Flecha wins this round, the Feds will crank up an investigation...