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The Worst List of Best Beers Ever

Behold the awfulness...

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Obviously this is a popularity contest, right up there with class president, when they always picked some idiot who had a lot of friends, or "friends," or supplicants. I mean, Michelob Ultra? For starters, if you have to call something "ultra," then you're pretty much writing off all your other products. And then there's the "lime cactus." I'm not from the southwest, so maybe I'm crosswise on this, but I thought those were two different plants. If you're piling on the seasonings, what are you trying to hide? I don't mind Negra Modelo, though I always considered Pacifico poolside beer.

The other thing is, most (or maybe all) of these beers are made in vats the size of Lake Roosevelt, so while they're the best of the factory beers, I wouldn't put the word "best" any closer than that.

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